I just read all the past years worth of posts on your song, and FUCK THEM RAT BASTARD BULLY BITCHES! You have a good heart and an Awesome personality : ) Thanks for makin me n my kids laugh! Peace
TyRoN, What's pathetic and disturbing is that you take this guy serious. This guy's having a ball. You should'nt give a shit one way or the other. Besides he's better that that lard ass from Scottland, Susan Boyle I believe....
TyRoN, What pathetic and disturbing is you take this guy serious. This guy's having a ball. You should'nt give a shit one way or the other. Besides he's better that that lard ass from Scottland, Susan Boyle I believe....
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Are you serious like this is your song wow, its horrible, you have no talent, and you are highly deluded. Also don't call yourself an artist I wouldn't even place you in that category because it would be an insult to all real artists. On the contrary if this was a joke I give you props.
wow shane all of that without a studio huh????? thats great...............imagine what this guy could do with 1000's of dollars in recording equiptment....... i think you should play the sawed off shotgun.... just remember the barrel goes in your mouth and the trigger makes it play
Very Joe Cocker-ish. Please get famous ASAP, so I can buy your products, like CDs, DVDs, action figures, posters, and so on. Music Industry, take note: this man fairly oozes talent.
now available! a new video from furry clamdigger productions!
"wish you were queer"... the story of a monobrowed clamdigger and a douchebag named sham....
an inspirational little story about a gay female clamdigger, and her fat, hairy semi-male mate... both confused in their sexuality... and both starved for attention. they each love women, yet one hates homosexuality. see it now, CLICK ON MY USERNAME! spread the word!
Which are just as full of it as you are, you are such a no talent bum, with no respect for a fellow artist, or a person who has beemn through a difficult time.
So... let me get this straight (no pun intended)... Shame mistreats and abuses homosexuals who post to his page, yet, molly monobrow the bisexual wildebeest gets a free pass... and is even in a relationship with Shame, the supposed Christian? Yeah. Right. Hypocrite.
well helloooooo shane been awhile missed ya,i see you and molly are really hitting it off thats beautiful if u get married i would like to be invited ok? anyway, this is cool stuff here but i really miss your cover tunes, dawn
Well what sucks is your job as a heckler for the entertainment industry, they should fire you, and get someone else, because I am still coming on strong, and you keep helping my numbers even if it is slowly, I will never give up, and you will lose in the end.
No that's because you can't recognize true comedy, and have a hard time discerning what I am doing here, because you see things in black and white, and not according the the truth.
You have 3 weeks dipshit. The offer expires after that. I'm not gonna wait a year. I think we can officially say that you're full of shit. If you really could bench 350-400lbs, you would've done it by now.
Right, well I already told you I don't have to prove a damn thing to you, because you're full of it, if I don't have 400 pounds of weight, I can't show you now can I, and if you don't want to wait a year, what the hell are you going to do in the mean time.
I don't have to take a damn thing from you. It is my choice, and no bully tactic that you have will make me do something, when I don't have the right equipment to do it.
Also, no machine presses, it has to be on free weghts. You only have to do one rep, but it has to be good. If the spotter helps you at all, you get nothing. If you don't touch the bar to your chest, you get nothing. If you bounce the bar, you get nothing. It has to be good form with a good range of motion.
So are you gonna take the offer shane? I will give you $1000 if you can bench 400lbs and film it and post it on youtube. It has to be good form and you have to go all the way down and touch the bar to your chest. You can use a spotter, but they can't help you lift it off the rack, the spotter can only help you if you're trapped.
I know I've been spotted before, gosh you act like I never been to the gym before, but I already told, you I don't have the weight at my house nor a camera, that's over $100.00 which I don't have right now, so you will have to wait.
You have 3 weeks. No more. And you have to go to a gym to do it and film it. Also, I know you can't lift that much, because if you could, you would've accepted my offer. If you could really bench 400lbs, this offer would be an easy $1000. Since you turned down the offer and continue to make excuses, then we know you're full of shit.
f*ck off, I done told you I don't have the money, nor 400 lbs of weight at the house, I don't even have a membership to a gym, where I could get 400 pounds which is why I have weights at home, so you will have to wait, sweety pie.
You don't have to put the money in. If you lose, you pay nothing. If you can't do it, you don't have to pay me a thing. If you can do it, you get $1000. No risk on your part.
You aren't listening, I don't have a portable web cam, Jack ass, Seth, or Trey, you know that I am operating on a fixed income so either you wait, or you don't I don't care myself, I may do it in a year anyway once I get things more organized.
you really haven't got a clue have you you fat stupid fucker .... you haven't got any talent at all...none...and there isn't a hope in hell you can lift 400lbs you couldn't even lift 200lbs ha ha your so dumb!
How do you know what I can lift, you never worked out with me, and never will, you will be the loser, because people know that you are such a waste of time, that all you can do is argue with a disabled person what he can, or can't do.
thanks burgerkeanepigman for explaining it to the silly fat jobless loser he's probably blocking us from his comments because he can't handle the truth....give up fat boy your SHIT!!!!
Well if I am jobless, it is because I am this good, not because I am full of it like you, see living in GA means I don't have all the technology that other people have, so with me it is all talent, and that burns your goat doesn't it?
Oh well, should I be offended by that, or should you maybe understand unision in music better, Though to put down a person just because they have a little more eyebrow hair, which they can get worked on, only shows that you need to work on your personality.
No my eye brows are fine, not too bushy, or thin, unless you mean Molly, and hers may need a little plucking occasionally, but aren't that bad, and she isn't a unibrow.
Simon here. Listen, I'm not being rude, but I'm affraid it's just not good enough for American Idol. It was very Cabaret. It was dreadful. I'm sorry, but it's not good enough. Thanks for auditioning, though.
Hi Shane, you wrote three totally different songs in a few days thats a great talent you've got, wish i could do that. how do you write your own songs and get ideas, it would be facinating to know how you write your own songs. i thought all three were excellent well done shane. see you soon Aaron :)
I see asshole number one and number two are back, trying to act like I hate them, when they hate me, for producing good music from my home, and not in the studio like they do.
Well my voice isn't normal, but I learned to do it through listening, and impersonating sound since a child, though Vertigo I now have up 6 new videos 5 new songs, with a comedy sketch similar to something SNL would do.
yep so does your attitude towards a new and raising star, and you see I rise again, no matter what you try to do to bring me down, I keep coming at you, until you will be driven back into the darkness from which you came.
Well in your tone deaf world, and I did all of the instrumental sounds myself, you wouldn't hear how good my impersonation was, because you got maggots in your ears from all the crap in your head.
Well then you have to have more than a birds eye view, and your view as always is askew, you sound as jealous of me this time as you did the last time, but again we all know my reason so what's yours, because you too will one day grow fat and old.
KEEP ON TRUCKIN'
Harrysjm 10 months ago
Bahaha, like Alan off the hangover but much more retarted ^.^
Scrubsfanatic90 11 months ago
Meh, better than justin bieber.
ParadoxTetris 1 year ago
did he sample Terminator there on the intro?
Beatlicious91 1 year ago
This must have been during one of the bad times...
jtaylor14955 1 year ago
God, you'r so retard
really man stop to be a wanker
find a girl, be happy, bye-bye wanker boy, hi imbecil
MrTokyMan 1 year ago
the man is a genius.Look how many views and subs he's got
davidkeithbecket 1 year ago
I just read all the past years worth of posts on your song, and FUCK THEM RAT BASTARD BULLY BITCHES! You have a good heart and an Awesome personality : ) Thanks for makin me n my kids laugh! Peace
itzUnotME 1 year ago
even though i know there are bodies buried under shanes house this made me laugh out loud
moakley 1 year ago
Oh, like the Led Zeppelin song.....oh wait. what the fuck????
severedsurvivaI 1 year ago
Haters are gonna hate.
mechanicalr 1 year ago
tabs for the guitar solos?
765Wayne 1 year ago
does somebody have the tabs for this?
ippyisgod 1 year ago
cho cho train
sanjathefabulous 1 year ago
"I live my life respectfully" ... I totally disagree.
BanderHM 1 year ago
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TyRoN, What's pathetic and disturbing is that you take this guy serious. This guy's having a ball. You should'nt give a shit one way or the other. Besides he's better that that lard ass from Scottland, Susan Boyle I believe....
videokids11 1 year ago
TyRoN, What pathetic and disturbing is you take this guy serious. This guy's having a ball. You should'nt give a shit one way or the other. Besides he's better that that lard ass from Scottland, Susan Boyle I believe....
videokids11 1 year ago
How could you EVER dislike this video?
coolguy2191 1 year ago
i just found the god of youtube
ichmeali 1 year ago
great...
LeoEXPBC 1 year ago
my new hero :D
Thevalo1852 1 year ago
my new hero :D
Thevalo1852 1 year ago
my new hero
Thevalo1852 1 year ago
my new hero
Thevalo1852 1 year ago
I hope you've got some stuff on itunes or I'll illegally download this stuff!
officialinfestation 1 year ago
you bad singer
dispuncho 1 year ago
I bet this guy is actually a fantastic musician.
philnoll 1 year ago
when the computer is bolted to the desk. it means your fucking retarded
codawsome 1 year ago
>>> Look up the info on this pedophile fucker.
chickiinboone 1 year ago
... I live my life re-spectfully... dining on 4 year-old pussy!!!! Boom-SHH-SHH
chickiinboone 1 year ago
Does this guy have some mental health issues?
christiandsa2 1 year ago
I CANT BELIEVE I LET MY KID WATCH THIS. LMFAO
brett7474gabriel 1 year ago
wow this is his best
pipesfranco 1 year ago
it that a kind of therapy or what def it is not a music
Aggyesia 1 year ago
wow.. the lyrics are realy good, actualy
MrCcs15 1 year ago
Love the intro.
JooZer 1 year ago
you show how you would start working in your own music for scratch without a studio
elduderinho 1 year ago
This actually caused my vaginal warts to flare
juliekohler70 1 year ago 2
your voice is like war milk. so soothing or the soul
thezombieinyourhead 2 years ago
Poor Man
Muva321 2 years ago
Why did I listen to this whole thing?
JohnyJoe 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahaha 00:33 xD
Blink1o8o2 2 years ago
to be honest the lyrics are really good..
SirDrCool 2 years ago
cool is this you?
ThePenguinWizard 2 years ago
BOS NEGER
Blink1o8o2 2 years ago
tabs : low e string once on first fret then go into :high e string on 10th fret bend, play with it for awhile.
mikolene97 2 years ago
Great music with fantastic SOUND!!!
Where can i buy the cd???
ZeroCoolProject 2 years ago 2
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ZeroCoolProject 2 years ago
guys, in this world of pre-tracked drum patterns and virtual guitars, someone can take five minutes to make this dream come true
amerrykan1 2 years ago 10
stupid child
yankeesfan744 2 years ago
Nothin' wrong with dreaming big i guess
Bayhound184 2 years ago
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AHHHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
emoromancemaker 2 years ago
AAHHHHH MAKE IT STOP
emoromancemaker 2 years ago
meow
sacha007777 2 years ago 2
obvious troll is obvious, still funny though
Nickr0mancer 2 years ago
i actually think that if he had a guitar, some training this could be an okay song... or at least the intro...
24fan247 2 years ago
Who needs Idols when we've got YOU.
CaptainFanku 2 years ago
hahaha
lol
TheCrezter 2 years ago
EPIC FAIL
pepsipantsoo 2 years ago
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tomilchik 2 years ago
Thats a million dollar song right there.
LeftyGonads 2 years ago
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Are you serious like this is your song wow, its horrible, you have no talent, and you are highly deluded. Also don't call yourself an artist I wouldn't even place you in that category because it would be an insult to all real artists. On the contrary if this was a joke I give you props.
huytr6 2 years ago
Fail.
Tygerspoon 2 years ago
wow shane all of that without a studio huh????? thats great...............imagine what this guy could do with 1000's of dollars in recording equiptment....... i think you should play the sawed off shotgun.... just remember the barrel goes in your mouth and the trigger makes it play
ANDERSON521 2 years ago
I started watching this guy because I thought he was funny, but now it's just pathetic, and kind of disturbing. I actually feel nauseous.
TyRoNeMaCnEiL 2 years ago 6
Me too
assassin3004 2 years ago
@TyRoNeMaCnEiL dude me too
codawsome 1 year ago
@TyRoNeMaCnEiL BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
redonQulious 2 months ago
you're the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laxaero 2 years ago
Very Joe Cocker-ish. Please get famous ASAP, so I can buy your products, like CDs, DVDs, action figures, posters, and so on. Music Industry, take note: this man fairly oozes talent.
mstheroff 4 years ago
####### press release ########
now available! a new video from furry clamdigger productions!
"wish you were queer"... the story of a monobrowed clamdigger and a douchebag named sham....
an inspirational little story about a gay female clamdigger, and her fat, hairy semi-male mate... both confused in their sexuality... and both starved for attention. they each love women, yet one hates homosexuality. see it now, CLICK ON MY USERNAME! spread the word!
ShaneLeeTheFraudToo 4 years ago
Which are just as full of it as you are, you are such a no talent bum, with no respect for a fellow artist, or a person who has beemn through a difficult time.
selee1shane 4 years ago
So... let me get this straight (no pun intended)... Shame mistreats and abuses homosexuals who post to his page, yet, molly monobrow the bisexual wildebeest gets a free pass... and is even in a relationship with Shame, the supposed Christian? Yeah. Right. Hypocrite.
ShaneLeeTheFraudToo 4 years ago
well helloooooo shane been awhile missed ya,i see you and molly are really hitting it off thats beautiful if u get married i would like to be invited ok? anyway, this is cool stuff here but i really miss your cover tunes, dawn
shanefan2006 4 years ago
shane... any new videos ?these are boring now... yawn your songs suck bigtime
bigboydoeswell5 4 years ago
Well what sucks is your job as a heckler for the entertainment industry, they should fire you, and get someone else, because I am still coming on strong, and you keep helping my numbers even if it is slowly, I will never give up, and you will lose in the end.
selee1shane 4 years ago
why? foolish is how we know you fat boy!
bigboydoeswell5 4 years ago
No that's because you can't recognize true comedy, and have a hard time discerning what I am doing here, because you see things in black and white, and not according the the truth.
selee1shane 4 years ago
just admit you can't do it shane
mollyisahairyfucker 4 years ago
This isn't your business, but I could do it, it isn't my nature to prove myself foolishly, when I don't have away to do it.
selee1shane 4 years ago
D E S T I N Y !
bigboydoeswell3 4 years ago
The only Destiny, will be next year, when you will see if maybe I have the money, if I don't even then you will have to wait.
selee1shane 4 years ago
You have 3 weeks dipshit. The offer expires after that. I'm not gonna wait a year. I think we can officially say that you're full of shit. If you really could bench 350-400lbs, you would've done it by now.
GMormon2 4 years ago
Right, well I already told you I don't have to prove a damn thing to you, because you're full of it, if I don't have 400 pounds of weight, I can't show you now can I, and if you don't want to wait a year, what the hell are you going to do in the mean time.
selee1shane 4 years ago
go on shane jesus told me that he wants you to do it!!! its your D E S T I N Y !
bigboydoeswell3 4 years ago
I will do what I can until I can get what I need, so rest your mouth a little, because nothing is going to change right now, you have to wait for it.
selee1shane 4 years ago
You have 3 weeks. No more. Do you take the offer?
MormanGlennReb 4 years ago
What do you say? Or are you just gonna run your mouth some more? More excuses? If you don't take this offer, then we know you're full of it.
MormanGlennReb 4 years ago
I don't have to take a damn thing from you. It is my choice, and no bully tactic that you have will make me do something, when I don't have the right equipment to do it.
selee1shane 4 years ago
Also, no machine presses, it has to be on free weghts. You only have to do one rep, but it has to be good. If the spotter helps you at all, you get nothing. If you don't touch the bar to your chest, you get nothing. If you bounce the bar, you get nothing. It has to be good form with a good range of motion.
MormanGlennReb 4 years ago
So are you gonna take the offer shane? I will give you $1000 if you can bench 400lbs and film it and post it on youtube. It has to be good form and you have to go all the way down and touch the bar to your chest. You can use a spotter, but they can't help you lift it off the rack, the spotter can only help you if you're trapped.
MormanGlennReb 4 years ago
I know I've been spotted before, gosh you act like I never been to the gym before, but I already told, you I don't have the weight at my house nor a camera, that's over $100.00 which I don't have right now, so you will have to wait.
selee1shane 4 years ago
You have 3 weeks. No more. And you have to go to a gym to do it and film it. Also, I know you can't lift that much, because if you could, you would've accepted my offer. If you could really bench 400lbs, this offer would be an easy $1000. Since you turned down the offer and continue to make excuses, then we know you're full of shit.
MormanGlennReb 4 years ago
f*ck off, I done told you I don't have the money, nor 400 lbs of weight at the house, I don't even have a membership to a gym, where I could get 400 pounds which is why I have weights at home, so you will have to wait, sweety pie.
selee1shane 4 years ago
You don't have to put the money in. If you lose, you pay nothing. If you can't do it, you don't have to pay me a thing. If you can do it, you get $1000. No risk on your part.
GMormon2 4 years ago
You aren't listening, I don't have a portable web cam, Jack ass, Seth, or Trey, you know that I am operating on a fixed income so either you wait, or you don't I don't care myself, I may do it in a year anyway once I get things more organized.
selee1shane 4 years ago
you really haven't got a clue have you you fat stupid fucker .... you haven't got any talent at all...none...and there isn't a hope in hell you can lift 400lbs you couldn't even lift 200lbs ha ha your so dumb!
bigboydoeswell2 4 years ago
How do you know what I can lift, you never worked out with me, and never will, you will be the loser, because people know that you are such a waste of time, that all you can do is argue with a disabled person what he can, or can't do.
selee1shane 4 years ago
thanks burgerkeanepigman for explaining it to the silly fat jobless loser he's probably blocking us from his comments because he can't handle the truth....give up fat boy your SHIT!!!!
bigboydoesverywell2 4 years ago
Well if I am jobless, it is because I am this good, not because I am full of it like you, see living in GA means I don't have all the technology that other people have, so with me it is all talent, and that burns your goat doesn't it?
selee1shane 4 years ago
He was talking to Molly, you dumb hick. Btw, this song sounds like Bon Jovi.
BurgerKeanePigMan 4 years ago
Oh well, should I be offended by that, or should you maybe understand unision in music better, Though to put down a person just because they have a little more eyebrow hair, which they can get worked on, only shows that you need to work on your personality.
selee1shane 4 years ago
if you shave off your eye brows you'll sing better
bigboydoeswell 4 years ago
No my eye brows are fine, not too bushy, or thin, unless you mean Molly, and hers may need a little plucking occasionally, but aren't that bad, and she isn't a unibrow.
selee1shane 4 years ago
If you think you have a talent, then you should try to make a record or something.
babybayo 4 years ago
I am trying the problem is I am disabled, or are you talking to Glenn, I don't know how to go about doing it, though.
selee1shane 4 years ago
Simon here. Listen, I'm not being rude, but I'm affraid it's just not good enough for American Idol. It was very Cabaret. It was dreadful. I'm sorry, but it's not good enough. Thanks for auditioning, though.
NotGlennRebAgain 4 years ago
Yeah its better, because I am not singing someone else's song I wrote this one myself, huh imagine that.
selee1shane 4 years ago
Hi Shane, you wrote three totally different songs in a few days thats a great talent you've got, wish i could do that. how do you write your own songs and get ideas, it would be facinating to know how you write your own songs. i thought all three were excellent well done shane. see you soon Aaron :)
vertigo5000 4 years ago
Thanks Aaron, I guess the A holes who got me suspended thought that I could only do impersonations, but I can come up with my own stuff as well.
selee1shane 4 years ago
Yes you can, and you have. :-) I think it's great to have multiple talents. Sometimes it's hard to find people with multiple talents.
mollyz2000 4 years ago
Yeah, I know, but I guess I freak people out, or something, but even then, it is just a talent, but I am supposed to do things the best that I can.
selee1shane 4 years ago
I see asshole number one and number two are back, trying to act like I hate them, when they hate me, for producing good music from my home, and not in the studio like they do.
selee1shane 4 years ago
Yep, big props to you. Your voice and knowledge is all you need, not equipment. :-)
mollyz2000 4 years ago
Well my voice isn't normal, but I learned to do it through listening, and impersonating sound since a child, though Vertigo I now have up 6 new videos 5 new songs, with a comedy sketch similar to something SNL would do.
selee1shane 4 years ago
Intense Lyrics
rsspinball 4 years ago
Thanks Randy, people don't want to see the truth as to why we are heading into this bull.
selee1shane 4 years ago
yup. you still suck, you just suck under a even suckier name. p.s. boom ch ch ch ch ch ch
MASON0123456 4 years ago
yep so does your attitude towards a new and raising star, and you see I rise again, no matter what you try to do to bring me down, I keep coming at you, until you will be driven back into the darkness from which you came.
selee1shane 4 years ago
"new and rising star"? in who's eyes? wait, i guess in your retarded world you are a star. i hope you doctor sees this and ups your meds intake.
simmeringc82 4 years ago
Well in your tone deaf world, and I did all of the instrumental sounds myself, you wouldn't hear how good my impersonation was, because you got maggots in your ears from all the crap in your head.
selee1shane 4 years ago
its amazing i can actually here u getting fatter
and i flew over savhanna gorigia and
wat do u no
i could c ur fat ass from there!!!!
tmadoinr93 4 years ago
Well then you have to have more than a birds eye view, and your view as always is askew, you sound as jealous of me this time as you did the last time, but again we all know my reason so what's yours, because you too will one day grow fat and old.
selee1shane 4 years ago
That was energetic. I can sense the enthusiasm returning.
sliceofmetal123 4 years ago
I know that the real haters will keep showing their jealousy, but thanks for the support metal.
selee1shane 4 years ago
The haters and the jealousy always motivated me to want to do better and to rise above. I know you can as well.
sliceofmetal123 4 years ago
Yeah even though they get on your nerves, but thanks for the support.
selee1shane 4 years ago
Wow Shane that was definitely rocking! I can relate to this song. And you'll always have a true friend. :-)
mollyz2000 4 years ago
thanks molly friends are the most important thing that you can have.
selee1shane 4 years ago