George Carlin - Rules - 1976

[Arleney2009]

wow brings lots of good memories. I miss him

[LiberatedMind1]

4 sad fucks

[bikkojisijedi]

koji je ovo kralj

[mobiussquadron]

Lol I always was warned that I would put my eye out screwing around with a stick or a pellet gun.Lucky me, I lost my eye to the most retarded thing ever. A book. I guess it's true, anything can be made into a weapon. Been a proud member of the one eye club for six years now.

[craigwg]

I think he's wearing a leotard. It's hard to be cynical in a leotard, I would think.

[TheCaptainlatino]

I broke my neck laughing

[Ztnarf1985]

George was better earlier in his career...fuck what everyone else thinks

[Hirnlego999]

@Ztnarf1985 Opinions differ. My favorite Carlin piece is "Little Things We Share" from 1992

And for performance "modern man" is difficult to beat.

[AstroAnt]

@Hirnlego999 Thank you for sharing your opinion, I really enjoyed those clips thank-you for highlighting them.

[811chelseafc]

Talk shows in 1976 "fuck a couch I'll sit on the floor"

[Grimno]

God even back in 1976 George was hilarious XD

[easymoney202]

Chuck Norris as a comedian :D

[AtheistPharaoh]

George, you rule !

[1y9b9b]

3:40

!!!

[maxvanholt]

The host is Arsenio Hall in disguise.

[nrocinuauqa]

I run with fucking scissors.. I did the head out the train window too.. I figured I'd be smart enough to pull it in if I seen a train.. fuck what kind of an idiot did they take me for..

[starcrafter13terran]

@nrocinuauqa Lots of people with darwin awards have thought the same.

[nrocinuauqa]

@starcrafter13terran Lol... ok I will give you that... Those darwin awards are good for a laugh..

[broalonzo]

You'll shoot your eye out

[rippadog]

THE GREAT BUNGHOLIO AT 3:42.

[Bohacification]

@rippadog CORNholio. Not bungholio.

[broalonzo]

Someone needs to fix these rules here. Why? People keep braking them!

[108everest]

covek legenda



[Tamaresque]

When he demonstrated the sling for the broken neck, I almost wet myself laughing. *Gets up, goes to loo, comes back for dry laughter*

[putitinthepocket]

Tony Orlando

[mewrth]

Was that Freddy Prinze introducing George?

[num1Jaysta]

@mewrth Yes

[js100serch]

vieron?? le hizo huevos a la audiencia O.O

[scRaTcHvsWU]

Go to your room!

HEY, that's where all my stuff is!!!

[ThiefLeet]

1976 : long hair, pink-fushia-red-purple walls, psychedelic shapes and designs on the floor with good guests on television.

2011 : short hair, white walls, white desks, white people, white design with brown shitty guests on television.

[Konicava]

@ThiefLeet That was kinda racist.

[KramerUSA]

@Konicava Yeah I noticed that too... =/

[MUFC127]

@ThiefLeet Brown shitty guests?

[glitenin]

@ThiefLeet I guess you could say I live in 1976, then =P

[TheUndertakerSaysRIP]

@ThiefLeet what's "brown shitty guests" 

[muldmike]

@ThiefLeet our time has passed mate :)

[FreeKill762]

@ThiefLeet Correction, 2008: Dead, Happy, And looking upon all of our mistakes.

[slugmojo]

@ThiefLeet this is the greatest thing I have ever read.. thank you ThiefLeet !

[demon333x2]

ehh

[DRisLegend200919]

hahaha

[JayGOS117]

@securezone I vote we slim that sentence down.

Rest in tits George.

[securezone]

@JayGOS117 i removed my comment. you are right..

Rest in Tits George

[JayGOS117]

@securezone Hahaha, we just want him to be happy, in case there's an afterlife.

[cReePyLunatic]

@JayGOS117 mmm maybe rest on tits

[codern]

the man!