i love this man(RIP) he thinks the EXACT way i have been thinking ever since i could actually think. plus, New York was safe, so he's good on my terms still. and everyone of u on this page are amazing because u are all totally right!
Hey, im from Canada, i stick up for my fellow Canadians...BUT Ontario0925 needs to shut the fuck up about god and get a fucking life...like holy shit Ontario0925, quit preaching about shit nobody cares about... and i also agree nobody would notice Canada burning down lol.
Heyyy, I'm from Canada too, actually, lol. I'm out West in Alberta, but that's beside the point. Ontario0925 is just being a big douche, and as this is the internet I feel it is my right ... no, my Duty,to tell him so. :)
Humanity will get their wish. Their Savior the Antichrist. God Says Have It Your Way. You Want To Be Your Own God and Live. Then He Says You Made That Choice, Well Do Not Blame Me That I Forced To Not Make That Choice.
Certainly being Eternal and First Cause He must be more Angry than any Human or Creation ever will with all the Hypocrisy of representing Him and all the Bullshit we are so Angry about. He must be a Million billion Trillion,Infinity Times more angry with All the Bullshit.
Yeah. You are right Ontario0925. If I were God, I would be angry with all the bullshit... specially because acording to religion, God created and owns the universe. So being all fucked up and having all the bullshit arround in my own creation showing that I'm a worthless God, will seriously piss me off. You made your point: GOD SUCKS ON WHAT HE DOES. Now get the fuck out of here.
In fact if Jesus Christ was on the Earth today I would not be surprised that most Famous Evangelical and Religious People and Leaders would want Him Killed because He Is Truth and Exposing the Extremist Truth Holiest Truth. Human Nature would not be able to Co-Exist with Him in their Condition and State.
Jesus has already been here and he's come again. His name was Adolf Hitler and he was pissed at all the Jews for not believing him the first time he was here.
And God said, Let us[the Father,the Son later revealed as the Person Jesus Christ,the Holy Spirit] make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
fuck you false god. no god exists. i'm so fucking sick of hearing all this brainwashing religion bullshit. it was only made up to contronn everyone that are stupid enough to belive that crock of shit. fuck religion.
Yea GeorgeCarlin89, thats pretty much what i mean. everyone is always going on and on about some made up god that doesn't exist. the christian religion is just a rip-off interpritation of anciant egyption beliefs just like many, many other religions.
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iammetalhead123 don't argue with that idiot. He is a 23 year old from Sweden. europeans are fucktard that do not think Dry Humour that is True is Not Funny. Carlin is the Master of Dry Humour Truth. The problem with the World is there is Too Many Fucktard Shittard Cocksucking Puppets. Europe is Communist Anyways. They are Barinwashed with Communist Socialist thinking all their lives(The European Union).
He was great. Genius. This was one of his finest pieces of work. I dont even know how he was able to finish the story without getting choked up. I cant get over how this guy made me laugh half way through the story and by the end almost had me cry like a fag. ha ha. Good shit George!
do u honestly hav nothing better to do then put down our feelings? im sure god would LOVE it if u continued this. but go ahead, try and justify it by telling urself that god wants more followers and that wat ur doing will help that. i hope ur happy with urself. u just need something to do. leave us alone and allow us to retain our own thoughts, even if uve given up urs.
I am glad he was alive. I am glad he told all of us what was on his mind. The things he talked about needed to be said. He is now dead. He is not in heaven or hell. Neither exist, and I know he would agree.
are you christian? ive never heard of feelings of happyness for a soul burning for eternity. The man was a comedidan (jokes and sarcasm) bringing the most basic form of joy to the world, laughter. maybe just not your sense of humor? Peace love god?
The man is purely fascinating in his comedy. I mean from the start to the very finish, he is just too good. Shit even a tear rolled down my eyes when I thought of the "uncle Daves."
this man was and will always be my hero. he is one of if not the best comedian of all time. becaus eof him i have considered worshiping the sun and praying to joe pesci
lol its freaky,,, I have been watching these stand ups for about 4 months,,, and George Carlin and I has the same vision of lifem, its spooky lol =P ---- RIP
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I find it amazingly hypocritical of him to insult Midwest flood victims for being stupid by staying in the same place and then make a reference to Katrina being Bush's fault. Weird and a very, very stupid, liberal thought pattern. That's doublethink hard at work.
-- and then they wonder why grandma is floating down the stream with a parakeet on her head! Comic imagery, sarcasm, and philosophical commentary all rolled into one. We will miss this American icon, RIP George.
HITLER had so much potential, Yet So little results! HE could have fixed the faggot problem! ATHEISM is the leprosy of the mind! atheists are so fucking disgusting,atheists
should suicide! HOPE your in heaven HITLER, that will be JUSTICE!
I hope u go to 'hell' with hitler and he fucks u in the ass with his ignorance and bigotry. You want justice u go kill urself asswipe and save the world from another jackass, u can then go suck hitlers d**k of JUSTICE
"They need you right now. When they donttheyll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their code: its a bad joke. Theyre dropped at the first sign of trouble. Theyre only as good as the world allows them to be. Youll see, when the chips are down these civilized people will eat each other."
If you give Mr. Carlin a negative critique, you simply do not understand 1) him 2) comedy through tragedy 3) how to survive in this world--you're too serious.
Smile. Laugh. And realize there are DUMB people that we can laugh at. Sometimes it's us! Oh well.
God if only there were more people like this and a reduced population of you stupid ruthless babbling idiots with your arrogant religions and idiotic beliefs. George Carlin, you are one of the greatest men who ever lived, these bunch of idiotic believers... God is not real, and when you get it through your stubborn thick demanding idiotic skulls... maybe you will see the world for what it is. And so is the word of myself, learn from it: Intelligence shall not be judged by the human standards.
I don't think Carlin ever winged any of his HBO specials. He usually developed and tested all his material on the road so that when it came time to do each HBO special he had a good solid hour or more of stuff.
Carlin is to words what Einstein is to Physics. The man was a genius.
and you heard this...where, exactly? it was heart failure, moron, he'd struggled with it since the seventies. nothing to do with him being an Aetheist. just old. get over it.
fuck nature, its done for anyways, but humans are still the most evil and pure hate that crawled the earth...
animals wont ever even consider hurting its own kind, maybe if its nesecary for survival. Humans on the other hand have treated their own kind with uninmaganable evil and cruelty since the specie spawned...
Perhaps thats because animals cant REASON enough to do that? Its all instinct, humans are intelligent enough to descriminate and be cruel. But then again some predators are purely cruel, such as:
Actually, all those species have been shown to kill for pleasure,a dn to torture the animals. Likea cat playing with a wounded bird, or the iller Whale only eating the liver of other killer whales. As i stated before, we arent the only ones.
animals kill each other all the fucking time.... but i understand wat u mean like we think rats are nasty but they sure as hell dont practice necrophilia as some humans do
haha, humans kill eachother all teh time as well. Honestly, you cant compare animals to humans anyway because they dont have self awareness, just instinct and survival. If an animal is diseased or mentally ill or disabled it either adapts or dies, no wheel-chairs for them
Obviously we need to bring back the greatest entertainment of all, throwing the christians to the lions, now thats something I wont get bored of deadlyvirtues you fuckin cunt. Your god is dead.
and because of people like you other people hate church....fanatic acusing everyone of being an atheist who will burn in Hell...if you're such a good christian why don't you let God judge us?The one who is without sin should be the one who throws the rock....or did you skip the chapter about loving your brother and leaving judgement to god
and don't say false things about carlin,were you there?i guess not
maybe some are corrupt, but have some respect for those who have faith in something, something that keeps them goin everyday. And the future of humanity is in the hands of everyone, not just the religous.
I know, but in reality, human beings are the nastyest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. No animals can come close to the damage we do and the enviroments we rape.
Deadlyvirtues, You need to wake up and at least PRETEND to be like the christ you have sworn to follow. You have turned your religion into something even far more filthy and corrupted than it already is. Now I am not saying that the bible, or any religion is bad, but the truth is that religion was created by MEN to separate humanity as a means of CONTROL. Men have twisted and corrupted all that was good and great in the world and used it to turn people into illogical mindless brainwashed sheeple
Ya know, I'm all about equality in belief but doesn't your belief structure teach you not to push your beliefs on others?...hmmm, I think some one *gasp* sinned.
"Atheists belong under my feet"? Really? In the *cough* Bible, doesn't it say that "has made from one blood every nation of men to dwell on all the face of the earth, and has determined their preappointed times and the boundaries of their dwellings" (Acts 17:26)
It's people like you that thump their Bibles, but never seem to have read it.
you can really see he lost the edge in his older age.
sau333 3 years ago
Get over on the right get over on the right!
twreck45 3 years ago
What vivid imagination. It's very inspiring.
SethBlizzard 3 years ago
wow
mccarty 3 years ago
genious!
whykatera81 3 years ago
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A 'b'list comedian at best
timmyj40 3 years ago
you are a deuch...if you do not get his comedy... u are a b list listener...
nathancheney 3 years ago
Rest In Peace George...Gosh Ontario how much free time do you have!?!??
NekoNeko15002 3 years ago
That. Was. Awesome.
dermarti7 3 years ago 2
i love this man(RIP) he thinks the EXACT way i have been thinking ever since i could actually think. plus, New York was safe, so he's good on my terms still. and everyone of u on this page are amazing because u are all totally right!
wolfpriestess000 3 years ago 3
I so agree with George Carlin on this one, people have been fucking up nature for years!
Fattaman 3 years ago 3
this was his best show ever...
tiby2403 3 years ago 2
So true and so funny! George Carlin, (rest his soul)in another time would have been called a prophet!
powwowdoc 3 years ago
Hey, im from Canada, i stick up for my fellow Canadians...BUT Ontario0925 needs to shut the fuck up about god and get a fucking life...like holy shit Ontario0925, quit preaching about shit nobody cares about... and i also agree nobody would notice Canada burning down lol.
biskeyboy69 3 years ago
wtf stop arguing about god.
purewcing1 3 years ago
God fucks Ru Paul.
DatelinePedophile 3 years ago
Hey Ontario0925, this is fucking Youtube, not your Bible Club.
Go fuck yourself and have a nice day.
ChadWright74 3 years ago 2
He's just upset that George said no one noticed when Canada burned to the ground.
ColtSteele 3 years ago
Heyyy, I'm from Canada too, actually, lol. I'm out West in Alberta, but that's beside the point. Ontario0925 is just being a big douche, and as this is the internet I feel it is my right ... no, my Duty,to tell him so. :)
ChadWright74 3 years ago
Indeed. Douchebaggery in general is hard to stomach, but when it's canned religious propaganda I break my vow of not responding.
ColtSteele 3 years ago
same here
oh well, more people in ontario, more preaching nutcases
PSIboy66 3 years ago
I like that comment. It's simple,small,smart, and prove's a point.
Mexican602G 3 years ago
I'd love to see this bit turned into an animated segment by the animators of Superjail!
coolnewkids 3 years ago
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Humanity will get their wish. Their Savior the Antichrist. God Says Have It Your Way. You Want To Be Your Own God and Live. Then He Says You Made That Choice, Well Do Not Blame Me That I Forced To Not Make That Choice.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
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Humanity left by themselves to choose cannot exist with Supreme Truth by their Nature.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
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Certainly being Eternal and First Cause He must be more Angry than any Human or Creation ever will with all the Hypocrisy of representing Him and all the Bullshit we are so Angry about. He must be a Million billion Trillion,Infinity Times more angry with All the Bullshit.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
Yeah. You are right Ontario0925. If I were God, I would be angry with all the bullshit... specially because acording to religion, God created and owns the universe. So being all fucked up and having all the bullshit arround in my own creation showing that I'm a worthless God, will seriously piss me off. You made your point: GOD SUCKS ON WHAT HE DOES. Now get the fuck out of here.
thejokercjdr 3 years ago
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In fact if Jesus Christ was on the Earth today I would not be surprised that most Famous Evangelical and Religious People and Leaders would want Him Killed because He Is Truth and Exposing the Extremist Truth Holiest Truth. Human Nature would not be able to Co-Exist with Him in their Condition and State.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
Jesus has already been here and he's come again. His name was Adolf Hitler and he was pissed at all the Jews for not believing him the first time he was here.
UJS8X 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha....so funny;-))
kaza1978 3 years ago
Hahahah xD
hermanessences 3 years ago
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And God said, Let us[the Father,the Son later revealed as the Person Jesus Christ,the Holy Spirit] make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
---Genesis 1:26
Ontario0925 3 years ago
fuck you false god. no god exists. i'm so fucking sick of hearing all this brainwashing religion bullshit. it was only made up to contronn everyone that are stupid enough to belive that crock of shit. fuck religion.
lossofthoughts6 3 years ago 2
dont you mean, Fuck religion... and Belief? ;)
GeorgeCarlin89 3 years ago
Yea GeorgeCarlin89, thats pretty much what i mean. everyone is always going on and on about some made up god that doesn't exist. the christian religion is just a rip-off interpritation of anciant egyption beliefs just like many, many other religions.
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He must feel more than we ever do. He must be more compassionate and moral than we ever are.
Also He must have a Triune Nature Three Distinct Persons,yet One God.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
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Years ago, philosophers assigned the term the First Cause to describe God as the intelligent supernatural Designer who created our Universe. Consider the necessary nature of the First Cause, God the Creator:
Ontario0925 3 years ago
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The First Cause of limitless Space must be infinite in extent.
The First Cause of endless Time must be eternal in duration.
The First Cause of unbounded Variety must be omnipresent in phenomena.
The First Cause of infinite Complexity must be omniscient in intelligence.
The First Cause of Consciousness must be personal.
The First Cause of Feeling must be emotional.
The First Cause of Will must be volitional.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
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The First Cause of Ethical values must be moral.
The First Cause of Religious values must be spiritual.
The First Cause of Righteousness must be holy.
The First Cause of Justice must be just.
The First Cause of Love must be loving.
The First Cause of Life must be alive.
Ontario0925 3 years ago
iammetalhead123 don't argue with that idiot. He is a 23 year old from Sweden. europeans are fucktard that do not think Dry Humour that is True is Not Funny. Carlin is the Master of Dry Humour Truth. The problem with the World is there is Too Many Fucktard Shittard Cocksucking Puppets. Europe is Communist Anyways. They are Barinwashed with Communist Socialist thinking all their lives(The European Union).
Ontario0925 3 years ago
rip i love u george ur the fucking man
billeebo 3 years ago
the man was a genius. thanks for posting.
NewGoldStandard 3 years ago
king of all realists.
TimmyJWhaley 3 years ago 2
He was great. Genius. This was one of his finest pieces of work. I dont even know how he was able to finish the story without getting choked up. I cant get over how this guy made me laugh half way through the story and by the end almost had me cry like a fag. ha ha. Good shit George!
smartass2st 3 years ago 3
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I'm glad he is in hell right now. He's sick.
PeaceAndLoveAndGod 3 years ago
Someone needs to smile more.
Incidentally your glee at him burning in hell is similar to his own brand of enjoyment.
drtoonie 3 years ago 2
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hes FULLY SICK
you sound sick, you beleive in hell
your sickness probably comes from brainwashing as a child...
oh well, go read a book you born again dumbass cunt
hahahaahaa
CMON FIGHT ME, LOSE YOUR ANGER AND REPLY BACK AND ARGUE
THATS WHAT SATAN WANTS
pweidmann 3 years ago
do u honestly hav nothing better to do then put down our feelings? im sure god would LOVE it if u continued this. but go ahead, try and justify it by telling urself that god wants more followers and that wat ur doing will help that. i hope ur happy with urself. u just need something to do. leave us alone and allow us to retain our own thoughts, even if uve given up urs.
miyoko101 3 years ago
I am glad he was alive. I am glad he told all of us what was on his mind. The things he talked about needed to be said. He is now dead. He is not in heaven or hell. Neither exist, and I know he would agree.
FilmPA 3 years ago 2
are you christian? ive never heard of feelings of happyness for a soul burning for eternity. The man was a comedidan (jokes and sarcasm) bringing the most basic form of joy to the world, laughter. maybe just not your sense of humor? Peace love god?
Wrxs2000 3 years ago
You username seems downright hilarious now.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
Yea along with your mom, and your uncle dave
smartass2st 3 years ago
lUl
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I'm glad he is in hell right now. He's sick.
PeaceAndLoveAndGod 3 years ago
Finally that little cunt bambi is dead!LOL
numerrita 3 years ago
lol funniest part..the new yorkers told it to go fuck itself
XxxxExclusivexxxX 3 years ago
They ought to make a movie out of this scenario.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
The man is purely fascinating in his comedy. I mean from the start to the very finish, he is just too good. Shit even a tear rolled down my eyes when I thought of the "uncle Daves."
R.I.P..old fuck, we love you !@#@%$
teo829 3 years ago 2
i will be raising my kids to watch this man's comedy.. pure genius
fabsywabsy 3 years ago
R.I.P.
marko92pn 3 years ago
rip george carlin<3
odinel2 3 years ago
Brilliant rant. What a mind.
flyhead2 3 years ago 3
Man what a freaking genius... a great man of the past.
metabog 3 years ago 5
R.i.P.
HE WAZZ LEGEND
srjehfasoi 3 years ago 2
i sometimes think he was god
stevensonjames26 3 years ago 2
George Carlin was and always will be one of the highest regarded comedians.. He is a comedic god
Mjollnyr93 3 years ago 5
R.I.P. Watch, i bet that what he said will actually happen.
moviemasterhart 3 years ago
I'll say this for George.....ROTFLMAO...period.
Thejbirdy 3 years ago
He was the best, and this bit is truly a masterpiece. I miss him.
Usulic 3 years ago 3
I was So Sad When I found out he Had Passed :( RIP
JessMarsh18 3 years ago 2
this man was and will always be my hero. he is one of if not the best comedian of all time. becaus eof him i have considered worshiping the sun and praying to joe pesci
Jasonrules007 3 years ago
George Carlin was the voice of God!RIP
xTruly108x 3 years ago
you just totaly contradicted yourself rofl
mrtranswiser 3 years ago
What a great bed time story for kids!
shattercones 3 years ago 7
that guy was funny as heck.
R.I.P George.
8AllDaY24 3 years ago
you can say "hell",dude!!!LMAO
wheeler1 3 years ago
ya i kno. so wat ?
8AllDaY24 3 years ago
He was a genius mind... rest in peace if is there any.
VooDooMadMan 3 years ago 3
lol its freaky,,, I have been watching these stand ups for about 4 months,,, and George Carlin and I has the same vision of lifem, its spooky lol =P ---- RIP
Zhyper666 3 years ago
i didnt start watching Carlin till about a month ago.
This man will make people think and laugh 100years after his death
Matt482942 3 years ago 6
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I find it amazingly hypocritical of him to insult Midwest flood victims for being stupid by staying in the same place and then make a reference to Katrina being Bush's fault. Weird and a very, very stupid, liberal thought pattern. That's doublethink hard at work.
GoodAvatar 3 years ago
Devilfulfillsme is probably some christian extremist with a bible lodged up his ass.
LordFarkwad51 3 years ago
i dunno, how would he fit the bible...what with his own head already occupying the space and all?
BlackthornBurial 3 years ago
-- and then they wonder why grandma is floating down the stream with a parakeet on her head! Comic imagery, sarcasm, and philosophical commentary all rolled into one. We will miss this American icon, RIP George.
trilocan 3 years ago 4
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HITLER had so much potential, Yet So little results! HE could have fixed the faggot problem! ATHEISM is the leprosy of the mind! atheists are so fucking disgusting,atheists
should suicide! HOPE your in heaven HITLER, that will be JUSTICE!
Devilfulfillsme 3 years ago
I hope u go to 'hell' with hitler and he fucks u in the ass with his ignorance and bigotry. You want justice u go kill urself asswipe and save the world from another jackass, u can then go suck hitlers d**k of JUSTICE
secretdesires 3 years ago
Jason and Jeniferrrrr~
XDD i love this rant!! it soo funny!
My uncle Dave. YOUR uncle Dave..Everybody's uncle Dave!
The Mormons don't allow fire.
Parasites eat their brains!
And during all of this, canada burns to the ground, but no one notices.
XDDD
MissMurder454 3 years ago 4
George Carlin is the only famous person whose death I felt truly sad about.
EniesLobby 3 years ago 9
also marlon brando
q8icarus 3 years ago
I LOVE THAT OLD FUCK!!!
mavroa 3 years ago 8
We all love that old dead fuck
GenotisX 3 years ago 5
squesh...
mavroa 3 years ago
As someone with an Uncle Dave, the thought of a trillion Uncle Daves is actually kinda scary. ^o_0^
MultiFacets 3 years ago 2
I love George! He was a lover of schandenfreude, like me. <3
RaiSaix 3 years ago
3:30 to 6:30, good movie.
Sp00ksUrLady 3 years ago
Hey, he stole this from my journal. I'll get you George!! (Shakes fist)
ratboi102 3 years ago
He is sorely missed
ImaScotsman 3 years ago 5
great
hirdy6 3 years ago
I love this motherfucker.
NesyDan 3 years ago 6
Anyone hopes this so-called "giant volcano" under yellowstone that scientists are so worried about kills a million people? That's fun shit.
tracksabbath29 3 years ago 4
"Green shit!"
TidusLancer 3 years ago
Wow. Carlin is deep!
megaman126512 3 years ago 4
the mega inferno could really happen, look at southern california, and colorado is a tinder box!!
boiledhooker 3 years ago
yeah! and the green shit too!
bugg333 3 years ago 2
wow. Liquid Hate and Dead Uncle Daves would be great names for bands. wat a genius.
eyecuts 3 years ago 4
One thing I like about Carlin is that he reminds me on the DC Comics villan The Joker; their humof is twisted yet ROFLing.
RIP both George Carlin and Heath Ledger. Have a happy new year.
peacefrog1993 3 years ago 5
just what I was thinking! "he just wants to watch the world burn"
natmanprime 3 years ago
"They need you right now. When they donttheyll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their code: its a bad joke. Theyre dropped at the first sign of trouble. Theyre only as good as the world allows them to be. Youll see, when the chips are down these civilized people will eat each other."
Great movie
simplyphenomenal 3 years ago
If you give Mr. Carlin a negative critique, you simply do not understand 1) him 2) comedy through tragedy 3) how to survive in this world--you're too serious.
Smile. Laugh. And realize there are DUMB people that we can laugh at. Sometimes it's us! Oh well.
bobbyniemi 3 years ago 4
God if only there were more people like this and a reduced population of you stupid ruthless babbling idiots with your arrogant religions and idiotic beliefs. George Carlin, you are one of the greatest men who ever lived, these bunch of idiotic believers... God is not real, and when you get it through your stubborn thick demanding idiotic skulls... maybe you will see the world for what it is. And so is the word of myself, learn from it: Intelligence shall not be judged by the human standards.
ForgeAddict 3 years ago 12
I find it ironic you say god doesn't exist
(Which "it" doesn't)
But you start off by saying God..
ThatCanadianGuy420 3 years ago 2
well yes hes using it as an explression, which is allowed despite his beliefs
AriocKaichi 3 years ago
Acceptable... not too confronting! We don't want to hear his take on Religion do we??? (Yes, look it up)...
GoBackToSleepAmerica 3 years ago
Why doesn't YouTube post his better earlier stuff!!! This is too sedate...
GoBackToSleepAmerica 3 years ago
I REALLY think he just winged most of this.
blithium 3 years ago 2
I don't think Carlin ever winged any of his HBO specials. He usually developed and tested all his material on the road so that when it came time to do each HBO special he had a good solid hour or more of stuff.
Carlin is to words what Einstein is to Physics. The man was a genius.
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ATHEISTS are losers and full of shit! The should be cast in a pit! FUCKING LOSERS!
Atheists are whores, faggs, junkies, the SCUM OF SOCIETY!
P.S. I don't read reply's/messages
P.S. 2 Merry Goddamn motherf'ing X-MAS, HOPE you'll KICK THE BUCKET atheists
Devilfulfillsme 3 years ago
Amazing
RIP
treebobjoe 3 years ago
More than a comedian. A philosopher. America's Greatest Philosopher.
RIP
klined 3 years ago 6
Let this be a lesson to all of us, be nice to Uncle Dave.
Violencedefined666 3 years ago
what stand up is this form
atack22 3 years ago
he's so old in this haha..
greatest comedian ever..
best guy ever...
R.I.P
Anthony02450 3 years ago 6
and you heard this...where, exactly? it was heart failure, moron, he'd struggled with it since the seventies. nothing to do with him being an Aetheist. just old. get over it.
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George Carlin committed suicide! FUCKING LOSER!
THE LOSER took an overdose! That's what atheists
do when they finally realize how FUCKED up they are! SO FUCKING SAD!
Devilfulfillsme 3 years ago
LO YOURE RETARDED
DKproductions 3 years ago
I hope it gets worse... and it's already happening. Only a meteor size of Africa so solve the problem.
numerrita 3 years ago
George Carlin is my God.
R.I.P
ThatCanadianGuy420 3 years ago 4
<- from New Iberia, Louisiana and completely agree the people here ARE FUCKING STUPID when it comes to hurrcanes
bloodreaver3333 3 years ago
fuck nature, its done for anyways, but humans are still the most evil and pure hate that crawled the earth...
animals wont ever even consider hurting its own kind, maybe if its nesecary for survival. Humans on the other hand have treated their own kind with uninmaganable evil and cruelty since the specie spawned...
StrangerBob100 3 years ago 3
Perhaps thats because animals cant REASON enough to do that? Its all instinct, humans are intelligent enough to descriminate and be cruel. But then again some predators are purely cruel, such as:
Cats
Dogs
Many bird species
Fox
Orca and other porpoises
Lions
Hyena
Killer Whales
Humans arent the only one
Fudgey123873434 3 years ago
the things you have mentioned on ly kill to survive humans kill just for the sake of it, humans are the only species to do that
Greig1424 3 years ago
Actually, all those species have been shown to kill for pleasure,a dn to torture the animals. Likea cat playing with a wounded bird, or the iller Whale only eating the liver of other killer whales. As i stated before, we arent the only ones.
Fudgey123873434 3 years ago
They act on decisions of survival, not killing for amusement...
acrimoneyius 3 years ago
A cat playing with it's prey, or an orca eating another ones liver and nothing else isnt amusement but survival? Bullshit
Fudgey123873434 3 years ago
animals kill each other all the fucking time.... but i understand wat u mean like we think rats are nasty but they sure as hell dont practice necrophilia as some humans do
nickdavishoss 3 years ago
haha, humans kill eachother all teh time as well. Honestly, you cant compare animals to humans anyway because they dont have self awareness, just instinct and survival. If an animal is diseased or mentally ill or disabled it either adapts or dies, no wheel-chairs for them
Fudgey123873434 3 years ago
Dolphins have self awareness. So do many other animals, not just humans.
ShakaVahn 3 years ago
Dolphins kill people!
SydnayWayHey 3 years ago
Obviously we need to bring back the greatest entertainment of all, throwing the christians to the lions, now thats something I wont get bored of deadlyvirtues you fuckin cunt. Your god is dead.
Violencedefined666 3 years ago
this guys a legend
Confederate2009 3 years ago 2
Props to new york for standing up to fire.
xCrazyJayx 3 years ago 2
how can there be a god if some1 like george bush whos garde average in school was C becomes our presedent?..rlly?..where was god on that 1?
weaponsmaster89 3 years ago
I dunno, maybe God was drunk when that happend XD
xCrazyJayx 3 years ago
you cant blame god for him being president, at the end of the day he was voted in by the american people!!
Greig1424 3 years ago
and after all the uncle daves have turned into the pit of hate...... george bush addresses the nation:
"i think we have to consider that this may get out of hand..."
FlyingHangman 3 years ago
dude go fuck yourself, YOUR GOD YOUR RULES YOU BURN IN HELL
tanker516 3 years ago
haha i can soo relate to this, theres something about natural destruction that just puts everything in perspective.
ShroudedInVeilz 3 years ago
Bamby is dead
polynomialxyz 3 years ago
calm down people, hes just a comedian and hes dead. dont get your panties in a bundle, lol
MMAfighter70 3 years ago
and because of people like you other people hate church....fanatic acusing everyone of being an atheist who will burn in Hell...if you're such a good christian why don't you let God judge us?The one who is without sin should be the one who throws the rock....or did you skip the chapter about loving your brother and leaving judgement to god
and don't say false things about carlin,were you there?i guess not
EmptyTeaBox 3 years ago 3
Now I know why Carlin doesn't believe in a higher power. It's because Carlin IS God! :-D
shawnmcghee1 3 years ago 14
Wirklich? I thought it was Joe Pesci
theatheisticlown 3 years ago
this is the first sign of apocalypse. the voice of reason has died.
maztakeef420 3 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Sounds like a pretty nazi way to think.
That, or you're a troll.
TheCelticNinja 3 years ago
You religous fuckers kill me... Your the most immoral corrupt bastards of us all and are the downfall of all humanity!
hairy708 3 years ago 5
maybe some are corrupt, but have some respect for those who have faith in something, something that keeps them goin everyday. And the future of humanity is in the hands of everyone, not just the religous.
MMAfighter70 3 years ago
George Carlin is the smartest man on earth you moron! Smoke some bud (Open your Mind) you Brain washed piece of shit.
bOnGsMoKe8 3 years ago 2
I know, but in reality, human beings are the nastyest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. No animals can come close to the damage we do and the enviroments we rape.
flubno 3 years ago
BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO DO IT. I bet that if Hippoes had our intelligence they would do just as much fucking damage.
Fudgey123873434 3 years ago
this is unique shit
real LOL
Carlin thx
talamoon 3 years ago 5
Deadlyvirtues, You need to wake up and at least PRETEND to be like the christ you have sworn to follow. You have turned your religion into something even far more filthy and corrupted than it already is. Now I am not saying that the bible, or any religion is bad, but the truth is that religion was created by MEN to separate humanity as a means of CONTROL. Men have twisted and corrupted all that was good and great in the world and used it to turn people into illogical mindless brainwashed sheeple
Dezaru 3 years ago 3
Ya know, I'm all about equality in belief but doesn't your belief structure teach you not to push your beliefs on others?...hmmm, I think some one *gasp* sinned.
Shut up unless you have something useful to say.
iopunderstealth 3 years ago
this man tells the truth! lol
browneyez1012 3 years ago 7
Did God put you in charge of the atheists deadlyvirtues ? Not everyone believes in god so don't talk like that
beckuvietzii2 3 years ago 5
lol yay!!!!
bambis dead!!!!!
Kinnikujoe1 3 years ago
Would love to see his show if he still alive now with this financial crisis! wise man.
miloudyt 3 years ago 6
"Atheists belong under my feet"? Really? In the *cough* Bible, doesn't it say that "has made from one blood every nation of men to dwell on all the face of the earth, and has determined their preappointed times and the boundaries of their dwellings" (Acts 17:26)
It's people like you that thump their Bibles, but never seem to have read it.
FiveAgainstOne 3 years ago 3
the *cough* Bible (Acts like toilet paper 17:26) and gess what it did a shity ass job of things.
ProudToBeAGamer 3 years ago
Not everyone believes in God, dude. Just because you're deluded into religion, doesn't mean everyone else is.
I'm a proud Atheist, for instance.
redwyvernridermike 3 years ago 2
Exactly. Religion was created by people who are afraid of death and want to say that there's something after you die.
crumpetproductions 3 years ago 5
A big pool of liquid hate.
Carlin was a very wise man.
Love and Peace Brothers and Sisters.
CosmosPrivateer 3 years ago 2
lol, people like you simply make me laugh.
elfmotat 3 years ago 2
You have nothing better to do with your time do you?
cragman513 3 years ago
jesus loves this guy,thankyou god for creating such a fine specimen,thankyou for making millions of people laugh
bassman7500 3 years ago 6
? he is atheist
IAintNoHick 3 years ago
go bite on jesus dick
humanrights4all 3 years ago 3