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  • you can really see he lost the edge in his older age.

  • Get over on the right get over on the right!

  • What vivid imagination. It's very inspiring.

  • wow

  • genious!

  • you are a deuch...if you do not get his comedy... u are a b list listener...

  • Rest In Peace George...Gosh Ontario how much free time do you have!?!??

  • That. Was. Awesome.

  • i love this man(RIP) he thinks the EXACT way i have been thinking ever since i could actually think. plus, New York was safe, so he's good on my terms still. and everyone of u on this page are amazing because u are all totally right!

  • I so agree with George Carlin on this one, people have been fucking up nature for years!

  • this was his best show ever...

  • So true and so funny! George Carlin, (rest his soul)in another time would have been called a prophet!

  • Hey, im from Canada, i stick up for my fellow Canadians...BUT Ontario0925 needs to shut the fuck up about god and get a fucking life...like holy shit Ontario0925, quit preaching about shit nobody cares about... and i also agree nobody would notice Canada burning down lol.

  • wtf stop arguing about god.

  • God fucks Ru Paul.

  • Hey Ontario0925, this is fucking Youtube, not your Bible Club.

    Go fuck yourself and have a nice day.

  • He's just upset that George said no one noticed when Canada burned to the ground.

  • Heyyy, I'm from Canada too, actually, lol. I'm out West in Alberta, but that's beside the point. Ontario0925 is just being a big douche, and as this is the internet I feel it is my right ... no, my Duty,to tell him so. :)

  • Indeed. Douchebaggery in general is hard to stomach, but when it's canned religious propaganda I break my vow of not responding.

  • same here

    oh well, more people in ontario, more preaching nutcases

  • I like that comment. It's simple,small,smart, and prove's a point.

  • I'd love to see this bit turned into an animated segment by the animators of Superjail!

  • Yeah. You are right Ontario0925. If I were God, I would be angry with all the bullshit... specially because acording to religion, God created and owns the universe. So being all fucked up and having all the bullshit arround in my own creation showing that I'm a worthless God, will seriously piss me off. You made your point: GOD SUCKS ON WHAT HE DOES. Now get the fuck out of here.

  • Jesus has already been here and he's come again. His name was Adolf Hitler and he was pissed at all the Jews for not believing him the first time he was here.

  • hahahahahahahahahaha....so funny;-))

  • Hahahah xD

  • fuck you false god. no god exists. i'm so fucking sick of hearing all this brainwashing religion bullshit. it was only made up to contronn everyone that are stupid enough to belive that crock of shit. fuck religion.

  • dont you mean, Fuck religion... and Belief? ;)

  • Yea GeorgeCarlin89, thats pretty much what i mean. everyone is always going on and on about some made up god that doesn't exist. the christian religion is just a rip-off interpritation of anciant egyption beliefs just like many, many other religions.

  • iammetalhead123 don't argue with that idiot. He is a 23 year old from Sweden. europeans are fucktard that do not think Dry Humour that is True is Not Funny. Carlin is the Master of Dry Humour Truth. The problem with the World is there is Too Many Fucktard Shittard Cocksucking Puppets. Europe is Communist Anyways. They are Barinwashed with Communist Socialist thinking all their lives(The European Union).

  • rip i love u george ur the fucking man

  • the man was a genius.  thanks for posting.

  • king of all realists.

  • He was great. Genius. This was one of his finest pieces of work. I dont even know how he was able to finish the story without getting choked up. I cant get over how this guy made me laugh half way through the story and by the end almost had me cry like a fag. ha ha. Good shit George!

  • Someone needs to smile more.

    Incidentally your glee at him burning in hell is similar to his own brand of enjoyment.

  • do u honestly hav nothing better to do then put down our feelings? im sure god would LOVE it if u continued this. but go ahead, try and justify it by telling urself that god wants more followers and that wat ur doing will help that. i hope ur happy with urself. u just need something to do. leave us alone and allow us to retain our own thoughts, even if uve given up urs.

  • I am glad he was alive. I am glad he told all of us what was on his mind. The things he talked about needed to be said. He is now dead. He is not in heaven or hell. Neither exist, and I know he would agree.

  • are you christian? ive never heard of feelings of happyness for a soul burning for eternity. The man was a comedidan (jokes and sarcasm) bringing the most basic form of joy to the world, laughter. maybe just not your sense of humor? Peace love god?

  • You username seems downright hilarious now.

  • Yea along with your mom, and your uncle dave

  • lUl

  • Finally that little cunt bambi is dead!LOL

  • lol funniest part..the new yorkers told it to go fuck itself

  • They ought to make a movie out of this scenario.

  • The man is purely fascinating in his comedy. I mean from the start to the very finish, he is just too good. Shit even a tear rolled down my eyes when I thought of the "uncle Daves."

    R.I.P..old fuck, we love you !@#@%$

  • i will be raising my kids to watch this man's comedy.. pure genius

  • R.I.P.

  • rip george carlin<3

  • Brilliant rant. What a mind.

  • Man what a freaking genius... a great man of the past.

  • R.i.P.

    HE WAZZ LEGEND

  • i sometimes think he was god

  • George Carlin was and always will be one of the highest regarded comedians.. He is a comedic god

  • R.I.P. Watch, i bet that what he said will actually happen.

  • I'll say this for George.....ROTFLMAO...period.

  • He was the best, and this bit is truly a masterpiece. I miss him.

  • I was So Sad When I found out he Had Passed :( RIP

  • this man was and will always be my hero. he is one of if not the best comedian of all time. becaus eof him i have considered worshiping the sun and praying to joe pesci

  • George Carlin was the voice of God!RIP

  • you just totaly contradicted yourself rofl

  • What a great bed time story for kids!

  • that guy was funny as heck.

    R.I.P George.

  • you can say "hell",dude!!!LMAO

  • ya i kno. so wat ?

  • He was a genius mind... rest in peace if is there any.

  • lol its freaky,,, I have been watching these stand ups for about 4 months,,, and George Carlin and I has the same vision of lifem, its spooky lol =P ---- RIP

  • i didnt start watching Carlin till about a month ago.

    This man will make people think and laugh 100years after his death

  • Devilfulfillsme is probably some christian extremist with a bible lodged up his ass.

  • i dunno, how would he fit the bible...what with his own head already occupying the space and all?

  • -- and then they wonder why grandma is floating down the stream with a parakeet on her head! Comic imagery, sarcasm, and philosophical commentary all rolled into one. We will miss this American icon, RIP George.

  • I hope u go to 'hell' with hitler and he fucks u in the ass with his ignorance and bigotry. You want justice u go kill urself asswipe and save the world from another jackass, u can then go suck hitlers d**k of JUSTICE

  • Jason and Jeniferrrrr~

    XDD i love this rant!! it soo funny!

    My uncle Dave. YOUR uncle Dave..Everybody's uncle Dave!

    The Mormons don't allow fire.

    Parasites eat their brains!

    And during all of this, canada burns to the ground, but no one notices.

    XDDD

  • George Carlin is the only famous person whose death I felt truly sad about.

  • also marlon brando

  • I LOVE THAT OLD FUCK!!!

  • We all love that old dead fuck

  • squesh...

  • As someone with an Uncle Dave, the thought of a trillion Uncle Daves is actually kinda scary. ^o_0^

  • I love George! He was a lover of schandenfreude, like me. <3

  • 3:30 to 6:30, good movie.

  • Hey, he stole this from my journal. I'll get you George!! (Shakes fist)

  • He is sorely missed

  • great

  • I love this motherfucker.

  • Anyone hopes this so-called "giant volcano" under yellowstone that scientists are so worried about kills a million people? That's fun shit.

  • "Green shit!"

  • Wow. Carlin is deep!

  • the mega inferno could really happen, look at southern california, and colorado is a tinder box!!

  • yeah! and the green shit too!

  • wow. Liquid Hate and Dead Uncle Daves would be great names for bands. wat a genius.

  • One thing I like about Carlin is that he reminds me on the DC Comics villan The Joker; their humof is twisted yet ROFLing.

    RIP both George Carlin and Heath Ledger. Have a happy new year.

  • just what I was thinking! "he just wants to watch the world burn"

  • "They need you right now. When they donttheyll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their code: its a bad joke. Theyre dropped at the first sign of trouble. Theyre only as good as the world allows them to be. Youll see, when the chips are down these civilized people will eat each other."

    Great movie

  • If you give Mr. Carlin a negative critique, you simply do not understand 1) him 2) comedy through tragedy 3) how to survive in this world--you're too serious.

    Smile. Laugh. And realize there are DUMB people that we can laugh at. Sometimes it's us! Oh well.

  • God if only there were more people like this and a reduced population of you stupid ruthless babbling idiots with your arrogant religions and idiotic beliefs. George Carlin, you are one of the greatest men who ever lived, these bunch of idiotic believers... God is not real, and when you get it through your stubborn thick demanding idiotic skulls... maybe you will see the world for what it is. And so is the word of myself, learn from it: Intelligence shall not be judged by the human standards.

  • I find it ironic you say god doesn't exist

    (Which "it" doesn't)

    But you start off by saying God..

  • well yes hes using it as an explression, which is allowed despite his beliefs

  • Acceptable... not too confronting! We don't want to hear his take on Religion do we??? (Yes, look it up)...

  • Why doesn't YouTube post his better earlier stuff!!! This is too sedate...

  • I REALLY think he just winged most of this.

  • I don't think Carlin ever winged any of his HBO specials. He usually developed and tested all his material on the road so that when it came time to do each HBO special he had a good solid hour or more of stuff.

    Carlin is to words what Einstein is to Physics. The man was a genius.

  • Amazing

    RIP

  • More than a comedian. A philosopher. America's Greatest Philosopher.

    RIP

  • Let this be a lesson to all of us, be nice to Uncle Dave.

  • what stand up is this form

  • he's so old in this haha..

    greatest comedian ever..

    best guy ever...

    R.I.P

  • and you heard this...where, exactly? it was heart failure, moron, he'd struggled with it since the seventies. nothing to do with him being an Aetheist. just old. get over it.

  • LO YOURE RETARDED

  • I hope it gets worse... and it's already happening. Only a meteor size of Africa so solve the problem.

  • George Carlin is my God.

    R.I.P

  • <- from New Iberia, Louisiana and completely agree the people here ARE FUCKING STUPID when it comes to hurrcanes

  • fuck nature, its done for anyways, but humans are still the most evil and pure hate that crawled the earth...

    animals wont ever even consider hurting its own kind, maybe if its nesecary for survival. Humans on the other hand have treated their own kind with uninmaganable evil and cruelty since the specie spawned...

  • Perhaps thats because animals cant REASON enough to do that? Its all instinct, humans are intelligent enough to descriminate and be cruel. But then again some predators are purely cruel, such as:

    Cats

    Dogs

    Many bird species

    Fox

    Orca and other porpoises

    Lions

    Hyena

    Killer Whales

    Humans arent the only one

  • the things you have mentioned on ly kill to survive humans kill just for the sake of it, humans are the only species to do that

  • Actually, all those species have been shown to kill for pleasure,a dn to torture the animals. Likea cat playing with a wounded bird, or the iller Whale only eating the liver of other killer whales. As i stated before, we arent the only ones.

  • They act on decisions of survival, not killing for amusement...

  • A cat playing with it's prey, or an orca eating another ones liver and nothing else isnt amusement but survival? Bullshit

  • animals kill each other all the fucking time.... but i understand wat u mean like we think rats are nasty but they sure as hell dont practice necrophilia as some humans do

  • haha, humans kill eachother all teh time as well. Honestly, you cant compare animals to humans anyway because they dont have self awareness, just instinct and survival. If an animal is diseased or mentally ill or disabled it either adapts or dies, no wheel-chairs for them

  • Dolphins have self awareness. So do many other animals, not just humans.

  • Dolphins kill people!

  • Obviously we need to bring back the greatest entertainment of all, throwing the christians to the lions, now thats something I wont get bored of deadlyvirtues you fuckin cunt. Your god is dead.

  • this guys a legend

  • Props to new york for standing up to fire.

  • how can there be a god if some1 like george bush whos garde average in school was C becomes our presedent?..rlly?..where was god on that 1?

  • I dunno, maybe God was drunk when that happend XD

  • you cant blame god for him being president, at the end of the day he was voted in by the american people!!

  • and after all the uncle daves have turned into the pit of hate...... george bush addresses the nation:

    "i think we have to consider that this may get out of hand..."

  • dude go fuck yourself, YOUR GOD YOUR RULES YOU BURN IN HELL

  • haha i can soo relate to this, theres something about natural destruction that just puts everything in perspective.

  • Bamby is dead

  • calm down people, hes just a comedian and hes dead. dont get your panties in a bundle, lol

  • and because of people like you other people hate church....fanatic acusing everyone of being an atheist who will burn in Hell...if you're such a good christian why don't you let God judge us?The one who is without sin should be the one who throws the rock....or did you skip the chapter about loving your brother and leaving judgement to god

    and don't say false things about carlin,were you there?i guess not

  • Now I know why Carlin doesn't believe in a higher power. It's because Carlin IS God! :-D

  • Wirklich? I thought it was Joe Pesci

  • this is the first sign of apocalypse. the voice of reason has died.

  • You religous fuckers kill me... Your the most immoral corrupt bastards of us all and are the downfall of all humanity!

  • maybe some are corrupt, but have some respect for those who have faith in something, something that keeps them goin everyday. And the future of humanity is in the hands of everyone, not just the religous.

  • George Carlin is the smartest man on earth you moron! Smoke some bud (Open your Mind) you Brain washed piece of shit.

  • I know, but in reality, human beings are the nastyest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. No animals can come close to the damage we do and the enviroments we rape.

  • BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO DO IT. I bet that if Hippoes had our intelligence they would do just as much fucking damage.

  • this is unique shit

    real LOL

    Carlin thx

  • Deadlyvirtues, You need to wake up and at least PRETEND to be like the christ you have sworn to follow. You have turned your religion into something even far more filthy and corrupted than it already is. Now I am not saying that the bible, or any religion is bad, but the truth is that religion was created by MEN to separate humanity as a means of CONTROL. Men have twisted and corrupted all that was good and great in the world and used it to turn people into illogical mindless brainwashed sheeple

  • Ya know, I'm all about equality in belief but doesn't your belief structure teach you not to push your beliefs on others?...hmmm, I think some one *gasp* sinned.

    Shut up unless you have something useful to say.

  • this man tells the truth! lol

  • Did God put you in charge of the atheists deadlyvirtues ? Not everyone believes in god so don't talk like that

  • lol yay!!!!

    bambis dead!!!!!

  • Would love to see his show if he still alive now with this financial crisis! wise man.

  • "Atheists belong under my feet"? Really? In the *cough* Bible, doesn't it say that "has made from one blood every nation of men to dwell on all the face of the earth, and has determined their preappointed times and the boundaries of their dwellings" (Acts 17:26)

    It's people like you that thump their Bibles, but never seem to have read it.

  • the *cough* Bible (Acts like toilet paper 17:26) and gess what it did a shity ass job of things.

  • Not everyone believes in God, dude. Just because you're deluded into religion, doesn't mean everyone else is.

    I'm a proud Atheist, for instance.

  • Exactly. Religion was created by people who are afraid of death and want to say that there's something after you die.

  • A big pool of liquid hate.

    Carlin was a very wise man.

    Love and Peace Brothers and Sisters.

  • lol, people like you simply make me laugh.

  • You have nothing better to do with your time do you?

  • jesus loves this guy,thankyou god for creating such a fine specimen,thankyou for making millions of people laugh

  • ? he is atheist

  • go bite on jesus dick