Hayley Hooker

[sighcantthinkofaname]

The part about middle class white kids wanting street names...

So. Annoyingly. True.

[lemoniceluxe]

Last name is Dill.

Dilldo. No bueno.

[blingblingshineshine]

I now know why Charlie's in love with you <3

[AderpydashParty]

I have a friend who's Chinese named Matilda Ho. Yep.

[blingblingshineshine]

@AderpydashParty Er,hate to burst your bubble,not as uncommon as lim or tan,but still a pretty common name...Only ever get teased when your name isn't Chinese,or when it's Indian.Mine was Christian(as in the religion) and they turned it into animal :/

I'm guessing though,where you are,that can be made fun off...Tough..

[heyitsamy15]

Dear Hayley,

my last name is Horne (pronounced Horn)

but as you know the children of our day feel the need to change the name we have been given i was known as... Amy Horny

what a lovley name :/

[hshartman]

Hayley Hartman is quickly turned into Hayley Fartman. And then the normal hayride, hey hay! and all of the other terrible things that go along with being a Hayley. But uh, fartman. That sucks almost as much as a hoover vacuum.

[XsportsgrlX]

I know a girl whose last name actually is Hooker. and the teacher will just be like "Hooker. Come here."

[tafgan]

my boyfiriends last name is condon...

[Mad4softball]

at least the only thing that rhymes with you name isnt chlamydia. Yup. Lydia Chlamydia. Thats me

[bookwormdaisy]

Yeesh. :( You have it pretty bad. Then again, I call my best friend "hooker" all the time. Her name is Cate. Which sounds nothing like "hooker."

[aishaxoxobela]

u r the best 5awesome girl

[BexMyxDownfall]

if it makes you feel better my brother last name is literally "Hooker" ya he almost changed it till he found out his father was the youngest ju jitsu (sp?) black belt eva and his grandfather was a famous instructor.

[shaylaluna]

Oh. I just rewatched this. It reminds of whybi fell in love with your videos in the first place. You're awesome.

[tanner1ie]

Nicknames suck, but Hayride sounds cool, like a rap name :) .

[kattelyn92]

sexual intercourse. lol

[pianogirl1432]

...i have to use my middle name when i sign my initials because otherwise it would be VD....so i just write VCD...

[skinny6003]

Put my names together and ya got ChrAll, ha ha. Doesn't work as well as some of the others, but it is what it is. Btw, even though your last name's Hoover, you definitely do NOT suck, Hayley. I can never get enough HGH, ha ha. God bless.

[missburn]

I can't get enough of her either. She's one of my faves. :)

[skinny6003]

Thanks for replying to my comment, ha ha. I have to say that I found Hayley on here by complete accident about a month ago and I haven't stopped watching her since then. Whenever I want a good laugh, I just watch one of her vids and I'm good to go. :) I've even been known to recite some of her vids and songs to myself on a couple of occasions, ha ha. For example, the 'italktosnakes THROWDOWN' has been stuck in my head for a few weeks now and I'm still singing it today, ha ha.

[missburn]

Aaw, I feel the same way. I often turn to her channel when I want to watch amazing and funny videos. She's so sweet! :D

[ROCKonTWITCH]

Haley Herpes. lol.

[katharinethequene]

I would be ChEss

[sunnybeets2055]

i would be emca

[xxspringbabeyxx]

Hay-Ho lmao I would be Em-Mac. Not too bad, actually.

[pinksimplemiley]

i would have been emi-gre

[FrozenFireDuck]

Mine would be Nat-Del... it just doesn't work for me.

Maybe because I'm already Hispanic?

:c

[2015worldsOend]

MEOW----bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zz

[thepeteris]

Your pronunciation of "HGH" made me laugh harder than I have in quite some time.

[rachelfrench1992]

Hay-Ho! Haha, I would've been Rac-Fre.....doesn't have a good ring to it.

[zoegirlcha]

uuuhh... wow to the related videos. tsk tsk.

[SamDavidPhillips]

*sigh, unfortunately seems we all have those stupid childhood nicknames :P

[ThatNerdfighter]

did you type favourite wrong inthe discription on pursose? ...

... wait, is that how Americans spell it? ...

...oh ... sorry.

[icecold989]

yes lmfao, we spell it favorite

and color not colour if you guys do that ha

[pinksimplemiley]

it dosent matter! Different countries spell it differently! BTW i am american

[pinksimplemiley]

it dosent matter. but yes we spell favourite favorite and colour color

[CaityCinz]

heeeee hooooo

lmao

[YesIwatchthis]

Hay-ride? I'm gonna use that one someone.

Thanks.

[BamaDan197319]

I can get bigger by subscribing. Wait, that didn't sound right. Hay Ho, that's kinda funny. I like the J Lo name thing. It's the couples name thing I hate. Especially when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes became TomKat. But when they had a baby and they called it a TomKitten, the end is near. The end is here. The end of my comment

[nikkibatoy]

ik!

[jessa1983n]

i was wondering if anyone has told u that you look alot like Amanda Bynes

[nikkibatoy]

she does huh!

[americanisms]

My name is Ellen.

I don't understand how that is possible to twist into an insult.

But I got Melon Ellen, Felon Ellen, and Yellin Ellen.

And then those dreaded Dr. Scholl's 'Jellin" commercials came out and a whole new collection of name-insults was unleashed.

[rcajane]

don't forget tumors!

[Dist0rtion]

im your new subscriber :D heyyy hooo lol

[AnimeFanGirl123456]

you dont even need my last name to make fun of me! my first name is Samantha, ok right? WRONG!!! there's

-Slammie

-Slamalama ding-dong

-Slamantha

-Sammy Sosa

and of course my last name is impossible to spell!!! they always say it wrong on the announcements!!!!

[KN0MAAD]

Slamalama ding-dong Rofl

[xleanerx]

You're amazing.

[joebond1950]

great vidio thanks hayley.

[azne3434]

i wouldn't know cuz it has never happened to me! lol j-lo

[IWannabeJew]

And I thought *I* had it bad.

HAHO is also a kind of parachute jump, I believe... High-Altitude-High-Open.

[ivannattor]

i cant decide whether i think she is hot or not

[hayleyghoover]

Me neither!

[kaytayyy]

she's hotter than me right after i got my first dose of HGH, baybaayyy.

[emperessemma]

She is so hot I stared to long and my eyes caught on fire. Good thing i can touch type. =)

[rowbsie]

let's make a rap.

Ha-ay ho-oh, I just wanted to know

If a comment of mine made it into your video

Because if it did, and now I'm not gonna lie,

It would make me so happy, I'd want to cry

Only thing is, you never mentioned my name

Meaning I never got a few seconds of fame

[rowbsie]

Also... From the north to the south to the east to the west You're the best on youtube, out of all the rest And whenever I get stressed or depressed I like to be obsessed with your little video's my friend I'm always impressed But time is money and money is time And this box says if I say anymore, it would be a crime So I'm off now I guess, to live in rl Meaning it's time for me to bid a farwell ta ta and yo

[TheOneEyedOwl]

HAHAHA this was Hilarious! ;D

[nikkili]

My initials are NLA. But when I have to write my initials as my first and last initial only, it's NA. Not Applicable.

[JanellelovesColin]

Haha. "Hoover, no body does it like you".

Thats just rotten luck.

[lilbluehersheykiss]

hhhhthhhhhhh

[thehoopscoop]

Hehehe! I happen to be a Hoover too and my OT teacher used to call me Hoop or Hooper.

[IWannabeJew]

"Hoover" is also a codeword for an F.B.I. agent, so you might want to ease up.

[FruitsBasketKisa]

Hahahaha! "Sexual. Intercourse." XD nice! Ooh.. I got pwnd.

[AnnieBannany167]

:D your awesome

[malibu3105]

Wow.  Mean names. lol

[chessz0rz]

HGH = hey girl heyyyyyyy!

[skwzbxx69]

you're so sexy when you play that piano

[ShinyHappyVloggyPPL]

When I was little I thought it was

"Hoover - nobody doesn't like you."

And I thought, "Wtf kind of slogan is that??"

[offshoot7bam]

Hahah, what?

[Charlymaumushi]

Sex...with you..

[adelal]

lol

[Jaquitita]

Where's my Hayley dose for today? I need it, c'mon!

[iaminsanity]

u just make me laugh. I was a little lucky I got two of the most comman names this side of wherever. And my Middle name is the same as about 12 guys of my old homeroom. So nothing inventive for me. I just got the classic swear words.. Rock on HGH

[crumblyhalfthoughts]

I knew you were just like a drug...

[moonpower17]

harder, better, faster, stronger

[butterflylove21]

o_o my teacher last name is hoover and my friend today was like "look theres our math teacher" and i was like who "ms.hooker!" and my friends just stared at me i felt like a baka

[HeyHeyItsAlex]

haha thats hilarious!

[simmaster4024]

Her Grand Heiness

[lindseyreviews]

Huckaby (like Mike, but not)

Huckleberry (I wish I was joking)

Hucklebee

huddlebee

f***abee

I've heard it all.

[streetough]

Ha! That's funny! Such misfortune with ur last name!  I like how u rep Human Growth Hormone! That's wassup!

[seurat2]

Awesomeness is now spelled HGH.

[Amor161]

omg some comments on here are so harsh!!

i thought it was amazing :) like all your videos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, incase i forget in teh futur, whnever it is.... :D

[KingOfTheBritains]

you NFTBA do you? :)

[wrestlercam]

Not much hope for this generation - with twits like you.

[TheGlassPassenger]

stop watching.

[kiddDEVY]

brilliant!

[ronhoek69]

Said it already but say it again: you're good.

[missburn]

You're so funny, seriously!

[wirepuppy]

Children are bad people. ;-) I love your name!

[iwannabeaweasley]

this made me smile (:

oh the joys of potentially embarassing last names (at least people can pronounce yours)

[JadeMouse]

roflroflrofl

laughing with u, not against u, Hayley

[GabriellaxxGruesome6]

fail x]

[TheRemusLupins]

youre fucking hilarious.

hay ride.

[killert00thbrush]

Brilliant! =D haha

[tubester4567]

Hoover?? hahahaha you suck

[raccooninmybasement]

My name is one of those names that can be said either way.

Marley Thomas or Thomas Marley.

Lets just say when your name is Marley and you receive an award on assembly in front of the whole school as Thomas Marley on assembly....you cop a lot of flack from others referring to you as Tom.

[darkcase123]

my last name alone got me plenty of crap..

Hancock..

kids can be crual

[Writious]

You need to look at the camera when you speak and try not to blink. :-) Just kidding! cool vid.

[almalinda06]

speechless..

[kleefy]

love love love love loved the ending

[CameraSnob]

My initials spell sac, that's right. SAC.

[nestealover2002]

I`ll skip the hormones but nice vid lol

[luchilenium]

Haha the Sex ed voice was highly comical.

[MisfortuneLlama]

my initials are JAW. It's one of my goals in life to marry someone with a last name that begins with S so my initials can be JAWS.... because I just think that would be insanely awesome

XD

[pampampizza]

My initials spell my name: PAM

[nikkibatoy]

my intiials are nub.

no kidding.

[cocoabean2011]

my initials are FKC.

but my sister's are KFC.

[MaryAnimated]

Awesome ending. :)

[hydedudes]

CIK are my initials.

sounds like sick.

[suckerpunch728]

that was only slightly really amazing lol

[riginalskittles]

hey ho. love it

[proudveggie]

Possibly the best ending ever!

=D

[iliketoshake]

My enitials are EF.....

...yeah I dunno...

[ZoeMoi]

I felt bad for laughing, but the end was just brilliant..

I have a friend whose initials is KGL, which is the Danish abbreviation for royal :)

[IcyBlue487]

That had to suck. I love your videos. They are so funny and so true when it comes to school.

[singdancelaughlove]

umm you still didnt beat me haha my last name is lester (ppl call me "mo") and my initials are npl (nipple) sooo yeah yours arent as bad as mine :D

[dripduke]

Have you had your HGH intake for the day...NO...well go and watch the video again.

[VTBurninator]

At least a hooker gets paid ;)

HGH addict fow sho!

[ShelbySchrute]

lol, I love your videos :)

keep it up

:)

[chubawunkin]

and the related videos are John Lee Hooker:

Boom Boom

Hobo Blues and other hooker specific videos, gold star

[Bucknik]

Hey Ho. That's just bad. I'm sure your classmates had tons of fun with that one. ;)

[hebodden]

Dont worry my name is Halie to! only spelled differnetly! hahaha! i love your vlogs!! there awsome!

[jjcheer95]

Haha yes J.Lo OMG thts prolly why people at school call me J. Pat lmao I never realized that! 5/5 JNP

[lithiumninja]

damn my last name is the name of a fish (whiting) lol

[colormekristen]

I was Kristen Piston... nothing really rhymes with Kristen.

[PickThisCar]

Hilarious video. I loved it all :)

[RickyTabooger]

Haha nicely done.

People tended to skip merrily past my name and stick me with "fagboy" "faggot" or just back themselves against a wall. But there was one little nursery rhyme they made up about me that comes to mind. Be warned, it's vulgar.

"Ricky, Ricky, likes the dicky,

Tries to make the big-boys sticky,

Bends them down to have a licky," and then because they couldn't come up with an ending, it was usually raucous laughter, or "GET HIM!" or something to that effect.

[lithiumninja]

omfg thats horrible im so sorry i had the same problem in lelmentry school ands though middle school and now a lil but not any more in highschool

[xboxAlex01]

i can understand i did not have the best time at school but i still have 2 years till i can leave :(

[perranbee]

Your surname is actually Hoover?

woa, I must have been thick to have missed that out all this time...

haaa. :)

[0ganbay]

LOLOL 1:28

[Mallorcaman101]

haha. my name is also haley.

some of my friends joke around and call me herpes haley.

i think i should change my aim sn to HerpesHaley69

that would be funny.

[alexishannahleah]

You're really funny

But I wish you wouldn't always talk in one tone.

[italktosnakes]

I like her one tone. It's the best tone.

[hayleyghoover]

HAHAHA. My favorite comment ever.

[italktosnakes]

<333

[AllStarActinger]

yeah no kidding. it's not one tone yo, you're just deaf, jealous, lame... and your name is alexishannahleah, which is... one string of boring.

go lick a dirty spoon; hayley (oh, excuse me, hgh) pwns. :]

[Cheeselena]

omg this video was soooo good. i love how kristina makes an angry yelling video about her childhood, and you make a funny interactive video about your childhood. like every week.

[italktosnakes]

Haha when was I angry or yelling?

[AllStarActinger]

they were both funny. and interactive. and about childhoods.

sooooo omg.

[rabbitsrock07]

My name's too long! I just stayed the way I was, and I think I'm pretty lucky actually. XD All my nicknames in existence stem from my family. Family, you can pester to stop. :)

[psycofloyd]

Hahaha Hayley your a strong woman.

This made me laugh.

[EnglebertKiwi]

My intials are HAH.

[elloIMbridget]

i was called bridget the midget and my initials are B.M.

[WowKablamo]

Hahah oh my, I need to make a video about this

[Cadegoestocollege]

OMG hahaha that's gotta be the worst XD

[clayp72]

I nearly fell out of the chair hearing you say whore.

[xxsweetxsacrificexx]

oh man. when it comes to my nicknames it's "tina the llama" from napoleon dynamite(which made me not EVER want to watch it), or tina tuna... ahhaha

[CAlex6977]

Hay....Ho...you need an * next you your records cause you are on the good stuff. Thanks for this. Keep up the good work.

[HorseCrazyGrl167]

Ahaha! I was laughing the whole time :P You are so awesome

[NESLive123]

Lol...yes you see I'm a cool kid and have epic initials.

NES...what does it stand for you ask?

WHY NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM!...my brother is AKA :P

[LaPrimeraa]

Somebody at my school actually has the last name Hooker.

Nice ending :)

[AllThingsPenguin]

Well....there goes my baseball career

(actually, I never did have one)

And come on Hayley, when is the battle between Monday and Thursday going to end?!?!

[christinespage]

I've never had nicknames.

[Ryan85WVU]

So because I'm subscribed to you, I'll most likely be banned from Major League Baseball?

[victoriaarene]

hahahaha this video made me laugh so hard (:

youre so made of win hayley.

[kaycem]

clearly, i have been watching too much youtube, b/c when you said your initials were "hgh" i immediately said (aloud, of course) "hey gurl heyyyyy" - which is so much better than human growth hormone. so when i watch you from now on, i will consider it my daily dose of hey gurl hey! :D

[AutisticLemon]

I thought has great hair, but I really like yours (:

[MerSilver13]

why does it always seem that no one else around you gets their name made fun of but you?

[JanksterProductions]

that was amazing. I love you.

Yay for typical comment!

[cookie4monster4]

Is that a skull on the book shelf behind you? hahaha I loved the ending :)

[xAcciox]

BAHAHAHAH.

[RoboFillet]

I was always called "Ro-HAN" in high school, but I didn't mind, because by then Lord of the Rings was cool.

[Matthewcmiel]

the music at the end uh... for the first time in a long time, kinda felt wrong. Just incredibly incongruent

[fantabulous123]

Haha I feel sorry for you!

[chanchapa]

hmmm

DCM?

happy nothing strange comes to mind

Da Mor?

nope still nothing

=]

[makepeacenotwar0505]

This is why I look forward to your videos.

[6sheldon]

gosh that music at the end is soo saddening...change it ! fully ruins the mood of the video :(

[buddystar22]

thats classic hgh! why would she!

[nikeeweston]

OMG a human skull in the background, lol great vid again

[angeloverlooked]

I loved the end lol