Where to get Girls

[Vinchenzo9111]

dude Andy needs to be more known. this guy is a comedy genius.

[sassyquatch75]

Ive always used that line at the meat section at the grocery store... lol.

"Do you want another sausage!?"

[bradyelliott]

i wanted to like this video 

[UkuleleFolkSinger]

i like the clock

[pmanpatty]

i can believe the grocery is a good place

[LHP201]

6:03 ...But what if she's into that? o.o

[C2dylan]

repeatabley press 5 for karate chop masturbate and retard face! haha, love your show!!

[rngpwnu]

LOL! fucken wicked show man.

[gucci13]

man i watched your stand up and you owe me a blow job

[tootruefox]

"smokers" the movie has chicks rapping dudes or trying any way

[Liana1P]

duh! its SO possible, bitch. im always at church, i love God.

[RetardedChickenVids]

"So I thought you were in Pirates of the Caribbean for...3 years.." hahahaha

[lush2222]

LMFAO I never laugh more than when i watch andy and chris chemistry ;)

[sooparsoup]

Love your channel man keep the videos coming. Also you might be owing me 50 bucks, or I might get slapped, we'll see what happens lol

[pheonix4565]

Andy, are you this vulger in person? or is it just an act?

[ScrollerRoller]

he got it!

[raduandreyi]

yea it's possible to pick up a girl in church...this guy hooked up with my female colleague from middle school and they end up married but they are both retards so maybe that make sense

[goalieslayer]

i feel like they choose that guy more often hahaha

[Andywarski]

@goalieslayer They are the herpes to humans, what a bee is to flowers

[McFrolics]

your stutter makes me so wet.

[Mrsteisag2]

wheres my $50

[RockXStarEvan]

DONG KING GA

XDDD Funniest part.

[prinsesed1]

i love you andy <3

[CrowJam]

Its actually really easy picking up chicks in church , well more like befriending them. Theres always some kind of chick which is totaly into religion and all and if she will most likely fall for you if you are the same and keep on all those religious bullshit. Btw from what I heard, religious chicks are crazey in bed, cuz they are always holding down

[Pangwinz420]

How the fuck are u not the most subscribed person on utube?!?

[PrankandSpank]

I'm a married man now so why am I watching this? haha Oh that\'s right just in case if I get divorced and want to get back in the game. =p

[OneUnluckyMan]

Is your podcast anything like this? because it if it is, i would totally listen to it, Is it?

[Andywarski]

@OneUnluckyMan yup, pretty much but unedited and an hour long

[OneUnluckyMan]

@Andywarski Then this will be a very eventful night.

[OneUnluckyMan]

@Andywarski I got hooked on your podcasts. when are you doing new ones :o

[Andywarski]

@OneUnluckyMan Wednesday, for sure

[OneUnluckyMan]

@Andywarski Epic man, im looking forward to it!

[lush2222]

@Andywarski What happened to wednesday for sure cunt?! Been waiting for too long man! ;(

[PolarooBearStudios]

@OneUnluckyMan Dude, Their podcasts are amazing xD They are so funny >.<

[Brendon411Beast]

happend 3 days ago..

actually 4 but whos counting

[MEL287MS]

Andy, as I do sometimes wish to pickup chicks too, I did listen. Dude, amusing, but not helpful. By the way, I do rape and it works.

[Andywarski]

@Agohhra Oh we will. We will.

[SOLE1PRODUCTIONS]

WHISTLER!!!

[TaraReneemiko]

I guess this is called..... "Two people talking." LOL

[hippi3l0v3r]

The sausage line worked for me! But...I'm a chick... do I still get the $50?

[chocolatemilk2020]

blue waffle ahahahahaahahah

[snop6176]

id love to be on a warski production video lol

[Pygmahia5]

he didnt say peace to me!!!!

[punisher0297]

Ha!  u were to slow chris

[goatinstein]

i dig the whistler shirt. im goin there for thanksgiving :D

[edwinsgeneration]

lol the ending was hilarious!! andy you're sexy

[Andywarski]

@edwinsgeneration Edwin, would you fuck me? Cuz I'd fuck me...

[BAYGAMEBMXSF]

HE DIDNT SAY PEACE! YOU OWE ME A BLOWJOB.

[ajayi360]

looooooool i got it!! video ends

[aurlis2012]

LOL i got raped dude, it was fuckin awesome! think i laugh-inhaled my food when you said that

[theDEFofficial]

hey andy, when will the next podcast come up?

[Markstubation01]

Church? People have sex in the confessionals all the time.

[EmptyBrooke]

Damn it! I laughed too hard and my ears popped. Curse you and your hilarity Andy.

[Andywarski]

@EmptyBrooke swwwy

[juancharlie4564]

No wounder I can't get girls ... I keep strangling them xD

[DarknessH2]

@juancharlie4564 Seems to be a common problem.

We should stop doing that...

[VXDRG]

this went too far...

[Andywarski]

@VXDRG good, I'm glad.

[SDLT44]

its not RAPE if u like it

[DeadWombatTV]

@SDLT44

yeah, it is. 

[Viral34]

:D

[minhmeo1209]

Man... these jokes are really original. Such a great thing

[neokate10695]

Good god, you're fantastic.

[Andywarski]

@neokate10695 aww thanks

[AllTimeAesthetic]

<3

[inkjections]

You should do a stand up at York University

[Andywarski]

@inkjections figure out how that can happen and message me. Seriously, do it!

[STANTL3R]

i have that boat too

[Andywarski]

@STANTL3R reminds me of my sailing days

[Mandyisforlove]

"Goodbye" lmfao

[motoryder1]

Meet mine at a concert!!

[Andywarski]

@motoryder1 Nice!

[IanHasLargeLobes]

I don't like this Asian to be honest

[byrnecobain]

Good video but you really shit the bed at the end.

[knaidu]

i wanna make love to your stutter... (no homo)

[Andywarski]

@knaidu p.p.p.p.pp.p..please do

[KBDProductionsTV]

LOL :)

[Uglywut1]

The two people idea is awesome, keep it up

[Andywarski]

@Uglywut1 lmfao, I need a new name for it though lol

[stefeck]

i wanna be on a andy warski show... :(

[Andywarski]

@stefeck Sounds great!

[Mr323Jul]

i have the same boat in the background ;)

[Andywarski]

@Mr323Jul Oh that old thing?

[Rizz3n]

Excuse me, I gotta get some ladies!

[ThePerfectConfidant]

If a girl tries to force me to have sex with her, I wouldn't do it. Sorry, I'm not a manwhore. I can get sex on my own, don't need a crazy woman who thinks she's better than men and that every man wants her.

[Andywarski]

@ThePerfectConfidant like Chris said in the beggining in the vid. "If you listen to us, may God help you..." You win.

[ThePerfectConfidant]

@Andywarski True, but I still laughed so the video was still good!

[beautyquenn101]

@ThePerfectConfidant

Unless she is bigger than you a girl can't really force a guy to have sex with her.

[FallIntoWinterr]

I GOT IT !

[HockeyUFCMetal]

We need more of Chris and Andy conversations! I love them on the podcast, so why not put some on this channel.

[Andywarski]

@HockeyUFCMetal exactly, I'm glad you enjoyed. 

[mzxstarbright]

lol damn.. Get some ladies who go to college.

[Andywarski]

@mzxstarbright we dont need chicks, we were thinking of ideas you guys needed.

[OurVoiceOnTheWorld]

The rape jokes and transgendered jokes don't sit well with me, sorry. Guys do get raped by women.

[JackyRBKwan]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld how joyous

[Andywarski]

@OurVoiceOnTheWorld but I'm guessin' you really liked the pedo jokes AM I RIGHT!?

[OurVoiceOnTheWorld]

@Andywarski Not at all, I'm just desensitised to them a bit more.

[o266242]

i love your pedo jokes Andy!

[Andywarski]

@o266242 lmao, I think everyone does. Especially jesus

[Danielson1393]

I want to be in one of your videos!

[Shamoles]

@MyChannelYO lol u need to get a life responding to a stupid comment

[WRanon]

a whistler shirt eh?

[Andywarski]

@WRanon Chris is mighty obsessed with whistler and snowboarding in general

[1337blackman]

the only thing i need to do is point a gun at her face and yell: "GIMME YO NUMBA!"

[Andywarski]

@1337blackman that'd work to

[macandease]

Where can i get guys?

D:

[Andywarski]

@macandease anywhere. Chicks have this strange ability to pick up dudes anywhere they want....

[bug94599]

I met my gf at church lol

[Andywarski]

@bug94599 nice man

[MoonWitchRuuRuu]

You guys are hilarious. XD It's amazing you guys did this all in one take. Andy, you're one of my favourite youtubers. ;w; I hope you get back on the financial horse.

[Andywarski]

@MoonWitchRuuRuu well the original video was 20 minutes but i cut it down to make it shorter and only the funniest parts

[fdjones1]

big dick tight pussy

[UncutNinjaDope]

you guys gotta do a live stream together

[Andywarski]

@UncutNinjaDope chris is always "busy"

[DommieNation]

holy shit, that alarm clock behind Andy is straight out of a 90's cartoon.

[Andywarski]

@DommieNation yo its pretty epic eh?

[MrJoris97]

i have the same green laser lamp the one behind andy

[Andywarski]

@MrJoris97 nice, I got mine at spencers

[m0sas]

LOL 'PRESCHOOLERS...i mean..bitches, yes'.

[Shamoles]

5th

[Shamoles]

4th

[Shamoles]

3rd

[Shamoles]

im 1st bitches

[ChargeFx]

@Shamoles ur not!!

[Shamoles]

@ChargeFx looks like i am.. u blind?

[Shamoles]

balls