Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed with "Star Trek"

[iamhoth]

3 and 2 were the best.

[nanopics]

What? I bought a stapler and 20 D batteries at the store for nothing?

[KitFox21187]

Wow, David's Khhhaaaaannnn! wasn't half bad...

[lovelace64]

this is the best you can do dave no wonder your not funny get new writers

[KagomeMorino]

LOL I have 1-10 lol KKKKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN­!!!!

Live Long and Prosper

[RazFan11]

June 29, 2012 is not only the set date for the sequel premiere but it is also Jackson Spiner's 10th birthday. Jackson is Brent Spiner's, the actor who played Lt. Comm. Data, son.

Obsesed? I think so.

[ShireBaggins123]

YES! XDXDXD love it :)

[willthack13]

Who the hell wants to mind-meld with an intern? They're not even real people. They're like freshmen.

[legalglitz]

@willthack13 - You must be a virgin...lol jk

[TalesOfKrypton]

OK, then I must be obsessed with Star Trek.

I'm keeping the dream alive on Facebook:

search for the Page, "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" :D

See you in the future!

[KelliYakkoPetrelli]

that settles it. i always suspected. IM OBSESSED (:

[THEJ0KES0nBatsy]

4 and 2 XD YES

[DarthSideous63]

Wolverine Sucked!!

[SodaMyPlatypus93]

it's actually June 29th 2012...just to be precise.

and yes, I am camping out.

[SinnFein4ever]

(continued)

And the number one sign you're a hard-core Star Trek fan...

You get deeply offended when people call you a "Trekker" instead of a "Trekkie".

(or vice-versa).

;)

[moonblossom15]

@SinnFein4ever *sigh* call me obsessed... and it's Trekkie!

[SinnFein4ever]

@moonblossom15

(giggles)

Ok.

Moonblossom15, you're obsessed.

;)

[SinnFein4ever]

#5: You get often get into serious online Kirk Vs. Picard flame wars.

#4: Your idea of hitting on someone includes the use of the phrase "Pon farr".

#3: When they told you that you had to take a foreigin language course inorder to enter college, you picked Klingon.

#2: You applied for a scholarship from the Klingon Language Institute

[SinnFein4ever]

Actual top ten signs you're obsessed with Star Trek (part 1):

#10: You rear your kids on re-runs of all of the ST series.

#9: Refreshments served at your parties often include Plomeek Soup, Gagh, Targ, Rokeg Blood Pie, Ractaginos, and Romulan Ale.

#8: You name your cat "Spot".

#7: (applies to females only) you go to a St. Patrick's Day parade dressed as an Orion Slave girl.

#6: You're obsessed with a character/actor who only appeared on one or two episodes.

(continues)

[zygas25]

what is mindmelding? srry, for that. im not much knowlegdeable of it

[R0ckG1r7]

@zygas25

Fusing your mind with someone else's to share/obtain information. In this case, it could be used to try to get in bed with the 'intern.'

[riguy39]

actualy the sequal is set for June 2012.

[hacelepues]

@riguy39 I CANNOT WAIT :D

[catwoman9098]

Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, that would be pretty sad.

[sceptile2390]

so true, completely agree with that

[KiahWMConnie]

Meh, it was okay, I guess. But my favorite part is that the band played 'Obsession' at the end. XD

[FarrenfollowsBen]

aww they could have come up with better ones than those :P

[RoseGirl1192]

Agreed. But is it bad that I've done some of those? :P

[doveswife]

I thought it was great. I mean, yeah, it's stereotypical, but what on the Top Ten isn't? And I can just imagine getting canned for trying to mind-meld with my intern...

[WearethePYROmaniacs]

I'm so going to shout "KHAAN!" next time the DOW drops. XD

[STSGirl05]

That... wasn't very funny. A couple were clever, but mostly not.

Way to keep perpetuating the stereotypes about Star Trek fans, mass media.

[chimairatool]

funny