Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.20-22

[MusicROXxox]

Awww stuppid..

[StupidityReloaded]

Isn't Jacob a werewolf?

[imapepper01]

Hahaha i love what he has to say about Jacob. My thoughts exactly!

[sugaplumsunshine]

I cant tell whether or not her seriously doesnt realise that jacobs not really a normal guy, or if hes just having us on!

[MsJinx313]

turning on the audio caption thing makes this book a whole lot more interesting xD

[eeleshnimay]

OMG RAVEN ZOE :) :)

[MerlinsBeardDoctor]

It would have been so good if she had died. Like so shocking, and for once, an actuallyu good twist in these books.

[RumoursVEVO]

In Maths, some boy in my class suddenly said "No, Alice is the one who can tell the future!"

How the fudge did he know that?! 0.o

[marieisawesomeable]

yeah. jacob is like just a normal guy. that's what i thought, but apparently Bella is never attracted to anybody normal, but as soon as one turns into a werewolf she's like oh my god. he's hot. what the heck?

[Rater362]

Alex is so excited that James is making a vlog!! XD

[ThisProviDace]

So ironic how you keep mentioning Jacob...you have chosen a team without even trying #teamJacob

[LittleMissV2450]

"she should just get with him , because he's a normal guy"

- see because you didn't read new moon like we told you to

you're none the wiser aren't you ?

[ToumaFanGurl]

"I sealed away my heart. (smiling face) fucking hell!" LOL

[rikko338]

"The only expression I could manage was a dull dead look."

Ergo: Kristen Stewart.

[AwesomeLauraKay]

"I think she should get with him, 'cause he's just a normal guy."

Aside from being a fucking werewolf and all.

[fuckmuffins123]

"And then I sealed away my heart." fucking hell...

[BloodySweetJbalz]

"Do you remember Jacob? He was in the book earlier. He was just a normal guy. I think she should get with him 'cause he's just a normal guy."

I almost died. Hah!

Yeah he's as normal as my asshole is a vegetable.

[Standoutfitin]

"I think she should get him because he's just a normal guy" -little do you know

[emzme99]

@Standoutfitin I know right. Im like you must be playing us and really know its a werewolf. You cant be that funny without even trying, it isn't fair.

[Skinnyminigirl18]

south Africa made you hotter... soz but its true. at least I said hotter, implying you were already hot... :)

[HakeberEvol94]

"dull dead look" maybe thats why Kristen Stewart makes that face all the time....

[BethThePokegirl]

when i heard that jacob imprinted on edwards and bellas baby i thought that meant jacob peed on the baby

[foureigndames]

@BethThePokegirl that would have made the book better!

[FunnyGirlz221]

ur american accent is actually pretty good

[soCOOLgirl13]

I always read comments before I watch the video. I saw the name joe walker and immediately hit play

[RumoursVEVO]

Edward's 100 and something, and Bella's, like, 16.........now that's what I call pedophilia.

[GreysTVDGlee]

Starkids unite. It really sounded like Joe Walker.

[jude6156]

"I think she should get with Jacob, he's just a normal guy"

Oh shit, that's off the list :P

[Hannahxlol]

And then I carefully sealed away my heart.... fucking hell

[Kaitlyynwoah]

oh! james is making a vlog. i wonder if hes going too edit it or not. oh dear alex your amazing.

[hudiecoolness]

Hmmm...I wouldn't say it's peadophillia that edward and bella are to gether but when Jacob 'imprints' *cough cough* on Bella's BABY, that is peadophillia.

[tarastar2000]

awkward how jacob is actually a werewolf....oooh spoiler!

[PazzSkittles]

wait , if Alice can see into the future as long as it's the future everyone else can see , then why didn't she see James making a vlog ? Stupid plot holes ..

[FrostingChocolate]

then i sealed away my heart...fucking hell :D

[hudiecoolness]

It's funny Alex that you say that Jacob is a normal person over and over again...it's a good jod that you don't want to read New Moon.

[tillyalice]

*what a useless power:L* ahahahahahaha

[kathleencaitlyn]

haha, alex is team jacob...! i wonder what he would say about jacob being a werewolf in new moon... :D

[AaronVloggg]

"Then I carefully... Sealed away. My heart. Fucking hell"

His use of swear words <3

[YasminSharp]

Yeah, she should definitely get with Jacob, because he's 'Just a normal guy' *shifty eyes*

[TheExtremeBarbies]

I love how he says "Bella" it sounds like "Beller". It's fuckin' adorable!!

[xXRainBowMascaraXx]

"and then... I carefully sealed away my heart." fucking hell

Hahahahahahhahaha(:

[tycoonwelly1]

Bet Alice didn't c tht coming...

[tycoonwelly1]

'She should get with jacob'

In new moon SHE DOES!!!

but then she changes her Mind and the the next book is practically twilight but with wolves and more than 3 evil vampires

yay... :|

[specialfred1101]

If you enjoy Twilight when Edward isn't there, you'll absolutely love New Moon. Apart from the fact that the only normal guy in Bella's life turns out to be a werewolf.

[leighia1]

"he's making a vlog". wow.

[LorBarry]

"Alice, using her special ability doesn't see it until it happens!" Laughed so hard at that!

[ifoundthatfun]

jacob's just a normal guy. little does he know. WOLFMAN

[ToastManSurfer]

' 'and then i carefully sealed away my heart' fucking hell' :L <3

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

Chapter 22! Let's hope it's rubbish!

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

Chapter 22! Let's hope it's rubbish!

[TitanHyperion741]

Alex, instead of reading the next book, you should do a commentary on the movies!

[NonsenseEncoder101]

Jacob... Just a normal guy... Hahaaa, yeah...

[GirlWithARedScarf]

"I think she should get with [Jacob], 'cuz he's just a normal guy."

How little you know, Mr. Day.

[Fervid20]

God this book promotes peadophilia, necrophilia, beastility, bad writing, GOD SAKES WHY WAS IT PUBLISHED!

[4thfuzzed]

@Fervid20 I agree with you, but it's spelled 'pedophilia'.

[Ahhhhdddd]

TEAM JACOB YAY!!!

[Fervid20]

@beatles4ever707 I hope she would know the Law! I do see what you mean about him never touching her sexually though. But he's still a creep :D

[roliecolieolie11294]

Little did you know Jacobs a Werewolf... lol

[sha2424]

@roliecolieolie11294 spirit warrior/ shapeshifter . . . ie not werewolf but ok . . .

[roliecolieolie11294]

@sha2424 But I was just saying it was funny cause he isn't normal.. But ok...

[emziininja]

I accidently spat my coke out during his speech about Alice's useless power

[crayolaupyournose]

James - the happy-slapping vampire. What else?

[Fervid20]

@SilverWingedSeraph Excuse me I was merely pointing out where I come from 17 is counted as being a child and him being 102 makes him an adult and there for a peadophile. I wasn't refering to the US just where I come from. So don't start calling me names for not getting it right from another country that I don't live in or know the laws of, okay! Where I am, he's a peadophile, that's all I was saying. So can everyone stop going on at me for being wrong!. Legally in my state, she's a child.

[beatles4ever707]

@Fervid20 According to the US, she is technically a child, and therefore protected under the our laws, but only if they are sleeping together. Actually, according to our legal system, if doesn't matter if she is 13 or 17, because nowhere in the first three books does he touch in any kind of sexual way. And this book was written with in the US, which means that Meyers would know our laws. Hopefully she knows law, since she obviously doesn't know how to write.

[RachelleWinters]

Edward could use his immortality to find a cure for cancer, but no, he goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.

[toocool4usernames]

@RachelleWinters damnlol?

[sartanko]

So who else can create an accurate online dating profile for Stephenie Meyer from these videos?

[Fervid20]

@TheStoicPoet, the definition of a peadophile is and I quote - an adult who is sexually attracted to children. In the first book he's 102, making him an adult. She is 17, LEGALLY still making her a child. So you're the derp sir as he is infact a peadophile until she turns 18 in New Moon. LOL!

[SilverWingedSeraph]

@Fervid20 Pedophile specifically refers to pre-pubescent children, not teens and this inaccuracy grates upon me. Also plenty of states in the US and other parts of the world have the age of consent as 17 or 16. There's not something magical about the age 18 that makes it okay to have sex at that age. It's arbitrary and legal. Don't be a tosser. :P

[Hippiebloempje]

"James is making a vlog of Bella's murder." *smiles like a maniac*

[thecrazyminion]

“And then I carefully sealed away my heart… *puts on a lovey-dovey expression* - Fucking hell.”

[purpleprincess911]

That's not James's voice, it's Joe Walker's voice.

[Manycanbe]

@purpleprincess911 /watch?v=3fIVoHRbt8g - add that on onto the end of the youtube URL

[Emilise284]

@purpleprincess911

I tried to find my copy of Twilight to follow along with Alex, but it seems that infamous Hogwarts jaguar was at it again, for I couldn't find it!

[Booknerdcutie]

@purpleprincess911 omg yes! It totally sounds like Joe <3

[smileydaphnerae]

@purpleprincess911 You're my new best friend for saying that.

[xXMusicSpeaksXx]

@purpleprincess911 I kind of sort of love you for knowing Joe Walker. And the 127 starkids who liked your comment

[Mikki9595]

And then I carefully sealed away my heart... Fucking hell.

[TennisPro44124]

chapter twenty two! lets hope its rubbish <3

[ChrishaAllOver]

You kinda look like Andrew Garfield on the first 3 seconds.

[1997lilblondie]

When he said "Then I carefully concealed my heart" I expected him to go aww but no instead it's fucking hell hahah

[Fervid20]

@Qaoz, Uh, yeah. Bella was 17 when she first met Edward, kissed him and had a relationship with him. He was still 102. So yes, infact the first book was infact filled with peadophilia. In New Moon she is then a legal adult so no longer a child. Get your facts right.

[hp4tw]

I'm sorry I'm so so sorry!

[DragonMaster459]

@CateTudor Its actualy not. It makes a hell of a lot of sense. One of the two most prevailing ideas on the future in Sci-fi and fantasy is that the future can be seen, but its always in motion. This is in a LOT of famous shows/movies/and book serires. All that that was was him trying to bash twilight every way he could. I don't blame him, its bad. But it is possible to make a mistake.

[FreekinEkin2]

@DragonMaster459 Yes but its useless because its almost identical to intelligent prediction. You cannot compare ideas of literary movements to the power of a vampire, a character is not a literary movement of any kind. Alex is right, the whole book is stupid.

[BlackbirdtheNerd]

00:35  yes, he's a normal guy...and NOTHING ELSE

[SugarLoveForever]

I keep replaying the part at the end because my name is Rowen :3

[NightPetalCatDemon]

i carefully sealed away my heart, ****cking hell...

[Taalifull]

james sounds like a pirate..

[Hopeforthisheart]

I love how Alex honestly thought that Jacob could be normal. The "normal" characters aren't even normal, why would some guy who meets her in a forest or whatever be normal?

[CaitysRAWR]

"I have your mother come to the ballet studio"

Why does James sound like Kaiba from Yugioh? or is it just me?

[deadxcherryxblossom]

"I think she should get with Jacob cause he's a normal guy." FALSE.

[awesomelyizzy]

lol love how the thing alex picks up on is when james gets out his camcorder...true youtuber there ;) xx

[ilovemelikeyouall]

TEAM JACOB FTW!

at least he's not more than 100 years old ffs

[rachinapotter]

Stephanie Meyer quality! Lawl

[plushalligator]

alex can read the phone book and make it funny! fuck twilight!

[DragonMaster459]

Most of Twilight sucks. But don't. Mock. Alice.

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

I, for one, love Fucking Lauren. She's seems like the only normal one.

Bella's a fucking depressed heroine.

Edward's a fucking vampire.

Jacob's too fucking sexy too be real.

[N45hville]

"...carefully sealed away my heart- fucking hell!" oh god :')

[Camileisawesome]

Hahaha, Alex would deffinetly enjoy New Moon because Edwrd's not there and Jacob is all the time.

[AlexisMackenzieMusic]

i love how the book says MOM but he still says MUM<3 i love him.

[littledollinthelight]

Jame's voice sounds like ghost face from scream haha

[jayhawker12797]

it's ironic you say jacob is 'just a normal bloke' cuz he's a werewolf... soo....

[aluckymutt]

@jayhawker12797 jacob is normal-ish for a werewolf (i think)

he's not like edward, whose suppose to die in the light and not turn into a human disco ball.

[maryjanesoares]

The reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because she doesn’t have one.



[sha2424]

@maryjanesoares insults have more impact when they make sense. (just so you know)

[maryjanesoares]

@sha2424

well, i think it's obvious when you read the books (which i did) that bella is an empty shell as a character

[sha2424]

@maryjanesoares but you said she had no miind . . . why would she need a sheild if she had no miind??? :P

[maryjanesoares]

@sha2424

i said she has no mind because she is simply a very stupid and empty character. the story is nonsense really

[KandiiFluff]

James sounds like the joker :P

[Mwshk1992]

Wonder what you were doing for 5 hours on her roof Alex :P

[LydiaChristineLent]

Can someone please tell Alec that Jacob is a FREAKING WEREWOLF?!

[eternalseed451]

@LydiaChristineLent You do realize that this video is over a year old and that he was joking?

[IamNixy]

The playing card at the end.... Why is Alex's hand depicted as being veeeeery close to his crotch?

[Fervid20]

Guys Edward's also a peadophile. He's 102 and Bella's 18 :/ And she's worried about becoming older than him when she turns 18, stupid girl.

[WorldClassTimeWaster]

@Fervid20 Yeah I totally agree. I don't understand why no one points that out, because her logic in that is just retarded. Edward is a 102 and she is, in this book, 17. Now, regardless of weather Edward looks 17 or his propper age, he is older than her. So her going on about the relationship being inapropriate because she is 18 and he is 17 is retarded. The relationship IS completely inapropriate but it isn't bacuse Bella has physically aged a year, it is because Edward has not for 85

[Qaoz]

@Fervid20 Yeah, no. Pedophilia is when an adult is sexually interested in a child. An 18-year-old is not a child.

[yourworstnightmar231]

@Fervid20 and he stalks her while she sleeps

[7Write4This9Heart7]

"Fucking hell! ...Let's hope it's RUBBISH!" XD That is SO me when I'm going to read OC fanfics or when I'm reading a fanfic someone's flamed. XD I'm so eager for it to be bad JUST so I can bitch about how terrible it is in the review, after which I'll tell the author how the frick to make their crapfic better (if that's even possible; most of the little twits that write that crap wouldn't know constructive criticism if it bit them on the ass)! XP

[borntolove173]

Only problem is Jacob is not normal eithe

[PwoperRivka10]

Lol you can so tell that Alex is relating to James n imagining being able to kill Bella n vlog about it :D

[xmissmusicstarx]

Aww raven at the end "Yaaayy!"

[98tennisstar]

and i sealed her heart.. fucking hell.

[lostilovebenlinus15]

Does he really not know about Jacob????? He HAS to read new moon!!!

[BeatlesFan1962]

how obvious is it that Alex is team Jacob haha

[Lipstickchick126]

"I don't know if he's going to edit it or anything...put a lil intro sequence in there or something..." BAHAHAHA!

[MissJoey006]

'And he's gonna send it to Edward, just to say "Haha, killed your girlfriend!"'

I almost died of laughter... XD

[mangaloverbree]

Yeah, um, about that 'normal guy' and Bella's 'getting with him'...er, you know, nevermind.

[missmusiclover1717]

Sorry, why did your James voice sound like Batman from The Dark Knight?

[PEEJ012]

love the james voice

[BookLover132]

I love how he says that Jacob is normal... Lol xD

[musicandshapes]

he should watch the film!

[socksinthewardrobe]

I love how James sounds like a pirate... :')

[MsTwiHater]

wens he gonna do the last chapters????

[Misslittleone97]

@MsTwiHater he finished reading twilight a year ago....... if you mean the other 3 books the answer is never

[Mutzaki]

I wonder how many people are actually getting that Alex was joking when he said that Jacob was normal and shit. I get that there are those that are just "playing along" so to speak, but a lot of people seem generally unaware, and it's amusing.

[laterose1995]

Maybe Bella should get with Ty. He's just a regular guy.

[GloriaGhabeli]

@laterose1995

ROFLMAO!! BRILLIANT!

[jolly8127]

@laterose1995 Wheezy Waiter reference? :L

[LokcedUot]

You're Team Jacob.

[WorldClassTimeWaster]

The awkward moment when Jacob is a Shapeshifting pedophile.

[MrAustinGullett]

@WorldClassTimeWaster That awkward moment when you understand random online Twilight references.

[awesomelyizzy]

@WorldClassTimeWaster lol!!! very true xx

[BirdieWearsGumboots]

@WorldClassTimeWaster Uhm... Jacob isn't a pedo.. Jacob's younger...

[TheCharmdSlayer]

@BirdieWearsGumboots Read Breaking Dawn and you'll see what they mean. Or don't. It's probably best if you don't.

[BirdieWearsGumboots]

@TheCharmdSlayer I completely forgot about the imprinting... :S

[WorldClassTimeWaster]

@BirdieWearsGumboots Is he?... oh i must not have been reading carefully, was there time travel involved? because I was sure Jacob was 16 in the first book and Renesme (or whatever she's freakin called) was born in the 4th book. How is he younger?

[UndoctoredHeart]

@WorldClassTimeWaster But it's a baby... A guy imprinting on a baby is kind of creepy. So he'll love her until she's old enough to actually be with him, or whatever.

[HabsFan0718]

You would love New Moon. Read it!!

[avalancheriot]

Raven is adorable!

[RockingOcean92]

Dear Alex, stop saying that Jacob Black is a normal guy. First of all, he's a teenager werewolf who finally falls for Bella and Edward's baby girl. And second, it's a Stephenie Meyer book... NO ONE IS NORMAL, not even Jacob's dad! XD

[Zoevengeance]

@RockingOcean92 caus noone in the world knew this.

[RockingOcean92]

@Zoevengeance Exactly!

[Mrladysir]

HAHA ALICE WOOOO! LOL (HATE THAT WORD LOL LOL LOL LOL)

[3LittleImperfections]

1:31 Couldn't stop laughing !!

[mam1561]

WOOOOO TEAM JACOB!!!!1!

[massizme]

James sounds like Batman.

[chibigrunt]

"... and without him, Bella would be a lot less safe" ...*cough* because she jumps from a cliff *cough*

[RawrRItsYash]

o: YOU'RE NOT READING NEW MOON SO YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THAT JACOB IS A WEREWOLF.

[AegeeChan]

@RawrRItsYash He does know. Hence why he keeps saying Jacob is so normal and the look after he says it. It's supposed to be sarcasm. :)

[RawrRItsYash]

@AegeeChan You see, I can do sarcasm, but I never see it. >.> Whoops. xD

[VinnyMaze]

sick of all the soup adverts!!!!!!

[1991Historybuff]

@VinnyMaze Im sick of all the addidas ads

[rlfunnybunny]

If you liked the chapter because Edward wasn't in it then you would love to read new moon because for most of it there isn't any Edward in it

[StarKidPotterhead146]

Yeah... Jacob is SOOOOO normal and stuff. He's a werewolf!!!!!!

[AnnieIsNotADragon]

So Alice basically has the ability that Karen from Mean Girls has. XD