Curse you Jaguar Jones! When I was taught history at school, it was engrained in me how much it hurt and still hurts to lose America. And now you have to come and twist the knife. My friend Her Majesty the Queen watched your video and murmured that she is "not amused". Make no mistake, this will escalate into an international incident of notable proportion; already we have implemented the First Level of Alert, which is to "pretend nothing is happening". Soon we will "make tea".
"You think you're so superior to us because you don't have a bunch of heavily armed froth factories running around your country trying to regulate orifice penertration"
lol nose fetish porn
Alex618mir 2 years ago
Know what irritates me? People who think they're vampires.
Frostslayer3 2 years ago
No, JJ lives in a computer. You didn't know that?
PhilAndFrankShow 2 years ago
I love this show br0
Archael2 2 years ago
This vid just made my day.
Happiness is a fucked up movie. I seen it back in 99', and I still have nightmares.
SlckJwdBtnk 2 years ago
I also came.
HeinrichJamslather 2 years ago
lol. "Gorilla199 and Pangolans are totally gay"
Make me almost feel sorry for the pangolans.
Right i'm off to make a payment on my $3 lay-away hooker. Only 17 more payments to go.
philthy122 2 years ago 4
fucking hilariously
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C0ct0pusPrime 2 years ago
Three-dollar hookers on layaway?
squirrelflight 2 years ago
Ha, Jag-wire Jones pwns bitches!
maverik713 2 years ago
Curse you Jaguar Jones! When I was taught history at school, it was engrained in me how much it hurt and still hurts to lose America. And now you have to come and twist the knife. My friend Her Majesty the Queen watched your video and murmured that she is "not amused". Make no mistake, this will escalate into an international incident of notable proportion; already we have implemented the First Level of Alert, which is to "pretend nothing is happening". Soon we will "make tea".
Squagnut 2 years ago 7
The English are moral, the English are good
And clever and modest and misunderstood.
And all the world over, each nation's the same
They've simply no notion of playing the game
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won
And they practise beforehand which ruins the fun!
It's not that they're wicked or naturally bad
It's knowing they're foreign that makes them so mad!
The English, the English, the English are best
So up with the English and down with the rest.
mattblackcat 2 years ago
Awsome
DarkTheAtheist 2 years ago
That was so brill JaguarJ0nes! well done more please...
TheRationalSkeptic 2 years ago
Happiness is fucking awesome.
FearsEdge 2 years ago
Linda's "50 life times" are still 50 damn sexy life times =D.
Brewhahh 2 years ago
Wow, I have never favorited a video of shout-outs before... but this was just too creative.
Now I need to go rent that movie.
generaleskimo 2 years ago
...Wut?
JRChadwick 2 years ago
I POOPED!!1
gbgk420 2 years ago
Put 3 dollar hookers on layaway? Snort.. that was funny
SuperFlyNB 2 years ago
Roast! Roast! Roast!
Teirusu155 2 years ago
good video
tooltime9901 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
Pangolins forever!!!
Baronesa1980 2 years ago
"Linda, why so angry? every single one of your videos is a fervent froth fest"
OMG...she is so over the top crazy with hate for christians it's terrifying! lol
excellent wacky rant JJ
thanks for the laugh and I'm glad I live in Canada and not the UK, I wouldn't want to be in your sites!
*runs and hides just in case *
AbdultheImpailler 2 years ago
I started watching that movie once but couldn't deal with it.
AuntieDiluvian 2 years ago
That will happen.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
You still keep mentioning "Gay looking" pangolins.
I'm now sure your just repressing your attaction to gat pangolins.
as shakespear, said. "Methinks he doth protest to much"
TheEnglishAthiest 2 years ago
"You think you're so superior to us because you don't have a bunch of heavily armed froth factories running around your country trying to regulate orifice penertration"
Yes.
aka4x7b 2 years ago 3
Answer my question or I'll send the redcoats after you! Many of my friends are in the army, the British army, the one that shoots enemies only!
Patience is a virtue I don't have!
Much love.
TheAngryBum 2 years ago
Finally someone else who likes Happiness!
CranesNotSkyHooks 2 years ago
That movie looks awesome
thunderpants10 2 years ago
OMG, that kid that came in that movie is ThetaOmega.
Deanballoonatic 2 years ago
PUREGOLD!!!!!!
moredarkmatter 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
But internet is serious business!
TheMysteriousCorner 2 years ago
"Regulate orifice penetration." LOL
Thanks for the laughs!
:D
RtFusion 2 years ago
"I pooped"!!!!!!
stefferbunny 2 years ago
LOL I didn't realize you were so hilarious! PLEASE do some more like this! And no, I won't kill ya.....rough ya up a little, but not kill ya :-)
DefenderOfReason 2 years ago 2
Glad to see you have a sense of humor!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
"3 dollar hookers on layaway."
Epic stuff.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
Hey! I'm a limey bastard!
I thought we had something special Jaguar : [
ScouseCaspaXS 2 years ago
You know you will always be special to me!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
I'm glad you could overlook my limeyness :P
ScouseCaspaXS 2 years ago
WHAT?!? A Steve Guttenberg marathon?!? That's too low!!!
5*
terrarising 2 years ago
Excellent vid, JJ! It was VERY refreshing to find out that someone else still has pubic hair! Yes! LOL
DefenderOfReason 2 years ago 3
That is a temp situation!
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CelticAlphabet 2 years ago