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  • Question for anyone to answer:

    Do you still get the TF2 items if you crack this game? i would really like to know.

  • Just have a bunch of VG and Interwebs characters in it and choose randomly.

  • Replace Max with Zecora from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. A rhyming zebra playing poker would be amazing.

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  • om watching this and idk how to play poker

  • Yeah, whole cast and crew should be added to this thing. Like a GMod thing, full access to any player/ragdoll model that sit in at random.

    Oh, I can hear it now: "Erecting some money!" :D

    Though I think the spy would be quite the cheater.

  • I would love to see a poker game with Wheatley and GLaDOS XD

  • @dragon2000200 portal 2 wasnt out by the time the game was made,but a sequel would be nice

  • @Hitman41165 I knew ti wasn't out yea, but yea a sequel would be brilliant with more valve characters, even though Wheatley and GLaDOS both don't have hands XD

  • @dragon2000200 fuck hands,they would move them... idk how they would move them,

    oh and it would be cool wheatley to bet on his head*get every wire out if he is beaten when he doesnt have money* and GLaDOS would bet on the portal gun*heavy and spy weapons,heavy could use them to get behind enemys and start a slaughterfest and spy could escape from tricky situations

  • @Hitman41165 yea, guess they could just hover things XD I think a good idea for an item would be a combustible lemon gun, much like the Pyro's flare gun but it shoots flaming lemons XD (as cool as the portal gun would be, it would be a bit unfair gameplay wise)

  • @dragon2000200 It's be hard for GLaDOS and Wheatley to play this though. Both'd hang from the ceiling therefore getting a view of all cards, not to mention that Wheatley'd be terrible since most likely he'd babble out his cards.

    Although, you could have a scanner where GLaDOS's place would be and she'll just scan it.

  • @SonjaEdachi well, they could have GLaDOS lowered, to be at the same level as everyone and Wheatley could be set down no the table or something. XD but yea, a far'fetched idea.

  • Replace strong bad with guybrush threepwood

  • I would go for Total Biscuit as another character in this game :P Only problem... what would his TF2 item be!? (There is already at least one top hat, if not 2)

  • @theretard666 Blue moon :P

  • 2:59 look at max

  • The Heavy stays.

    A Turret instead of that red thing (Portal 2)

    Simon and Lewis from The Yogscast instead of the rabbit and that stupid son of a bitch.

  • i don't understand poker one bit but i still find this entertaining

  • best poker players and funny bastereds

    spy- tf2

    wheatly - portal 2

    steve -minecraft

    and last i'm not sure

  • @TheKlassicGuy Unless they added Wheatly as DLC, I don't think they could've added him, considering Portal 2 hadn't been released when time this game did...

  • Anyone saw Max at 3:00?

  • haha 

  • the game needs to add 4 more players

  • Watching TB play Poker. Best half hour ever.

  • the heavy has such a pokerface...

  • Do you have the testicular fortitude? Will you risk everything?

    NO

  • hmmm

    i would choose

    heavy

    frank west

    tycho

    ellis

  • part3!

    

  • the only thing I think is boring with this game is that you aren´t playing with any special character at all and as such you can´t join in on conversations with the others....since your character is mute they should have added a video game character that doesn´t talk....like gordon freeman for instance?

    and gotta point out that I want this game(even though I´m not good AT ALL at poker) because tycho is in it but his voice doesn´t really fit him

  • @BADRANG4EVER That only means one of two things: your character is either Gordon Freeman or Chell.

  • I would have:

    1) The Demoman

    2) Twilight Sparkle

    Keep Max and Tycho

  • i could pick...

    1. Scout Mom

    2. Fox

    3. Keep Max

    4.Nico Bellic

  • i i could pick...

    1. Keep Strong Bad

    2. give me Captian Falcon

    3. Maby keep Heavy

    4. probably Glados

  • Do you have the testicular Fortitude heavy? WHat is That suppose to mean?!!!

  • @frostenbyte If he's got big enough balls

  • check check check on my sandwich tsa tsa tsa

  • i would switch strong bad with wheatly or glados

  • i kill heavy with bat

  • Strong Bad doesn't fit in... he just doesn't...

  • I can hear the Dangeresque them at 5:00. nice touch

  • instead of strong bad = atlas (portal 2)

  • i'd like to keep max, strong bad and heavy. i think tycho should be replaced with gordon freeman

  • hah 14:49 star wars reference :)

  • i miss the old intro :(

    

  • So if we stick with Steam/Valve characters and TellTale properties, we've got a future possibility of playing poker with: Sam/Santa/Hugh Bliss (Sam & Max) Pyro/Spy/Engineer (TF2) Bill (L4D) Doc Brown (Back 2 the Future) Velociraptor (Jurassic Park) Lamaar/DOG/Combine (HL2) GLaDOS/Wheatley/Space Core (Portal 2) The Shopkeeper (DOTA 2) Combine that with a few different card games or maybe some board games, and TellTale and Valve could make a MINT from this formula. I can dream...
  • @UberPhishStudios I completely support this idea!

  • @KeiHime013 he gets far more aggressive as players are eliminated though

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  • When i start to play this, this heavy have to go down!

    '

  • I just filled my pants when the last card dropped on table! Awesome, thank you. I'll buy this game today!

  • Pyro, why? Because it would be like kenny from south park where no one understands what he says but the Npc's respond, so your wondering what the hell he said.

    Pyro: Hm mnmn.

    Scout: Because she was married. Why?

    Pyro: Hm hm, mn mn mn, hm whmn!

    Scout: Talk about falcon punch!

  • how about

    Nick (left 4 dead 2)

    engineer (tf2)

    glados(portal 2)

    ???

  • why you do nt bluff it work

  • you need to play them untill they have about 100 left... then they will bet the unlocks...

  • @TheLozerPwner No. They bet the unlocks at the begining of the match, not during it. Max does this in the video before hand.

  • @gman5852 yeah, i know now.... I made that comment before I had the game -.-

  • i learned poker with this

  • Heavypissedface.jpg

  • If I had to pick;

    1. Replace Strong Bad with GlaDos

    2. Keep Heavy Weapons Guy

    3. Keep Tycho Brahe

    4. ??? (I honestly don't know if Max should be replaced and, if so, by whom?)

  • @Brutalyte616 DON'T YOU DARE REPLACE MAX

  • @Brutalyte616 no put 55 players in a game :D

  • @MrLittelmerciles Madness.

  • @Brutalyte616 never ending game

  • @MrLittelmerciles Oh, it'd end. Right after 54 die and the last guy wins by default. And that's if someone like me WASN'T playing.

  • @Brutalyte616 i dont know how glados would play lol

  • @SecondlifeAceDeir with turrets

  • @Brutalyte616 Notch, maybe?

  • @Brutalyte616 Bryan from Family Guy

  • @Brutalyte616 the tf2 spy so that he can kick the heavy's ass

  • @Brutalyte616

    someone from left 4 dead

  • @Brutalyte616 GLaDOS*

  • @Brutalyte616 I would keep Heavy and Max and bring in GLaDOS and Francis from L4D.

  • @Brutalyte616 Rainbow Dash from My little Pony Friendship is Magic :3

  • @Brutalyte616 Guybrush Threepwood

  • @Brutalyte616 Lewis from the Yogscast!

  • I want :

    GlaDOS

    Jerry

    Creeper

    Faith

  • I want to play some poker now

  • i watched it several times now, never gets old, not sure why i didn't buy this game yet

  • i Choose:

    GlaDOS

    Creeper

    Bill

    Alex Mercer

  • Every time he says I've got the money, he loses =P

  • My choose is:

    GlaDOS

    Sam

    Nick

    The Spy

    When Sam makes All in then he should say: Im going to be serious now

    :D

  • nice videos and thanks for the heads up on the game i love it i bought it about a week ago cant stop playing it!

  • @vinnieSWAT50 No shit.

  • Why is it entertaining to watch online poker?

  • If I could control the announcer, it would probably be the administrator from TF2, or GladOS

  • One has to wonder, how is Strongbad using an arcade machine while wearing boxing gloves?

  • "What gets you in the killing mood?"

    "Hewy Lewis!"

    I laughed at the reference.

  • I'm sorry, but i'm gonna have to punish you for your horrible horrible poker play. Please don't play AKo and 92o the same way.

    loved that you won the game on a 7 % chance - But if that was against me, i would throw myself over the table and smack you head in.

    BTW love WTF is...

  • Strange stuff

  • Magic the Gathering? I thought it was a reference to Duel Masters

  • Doesn't bending the cards like that to look at them hurt them :(?

    I prefer 5 card draw anyway :P

  • I wish Guybrush was in this game.... or Murray

  • @MasterGamer15 sly cooper murray?

  • @Scythewielder137 no.... Murray... all mighty and powerful talking skull

  • @MasterGamer15 from what game?

  • @Scythewielder137 Monkey Island

  • TB is the greatest person evah

  • 09:24

    Heavy: i am dead

    Me: not big surprise!

  • Yahtzee would be an awesome player, but I think GlaDos would be best as the announcer. She would have much more interaction than mister Generic Mustache here.

    Other good players:

    Zoey from Left4Dead

    Nappa or Vegeta from Team4Star's DBZ Abridged

  • 9:18 shit lol

  • Mindless fanservice, TB, and poker?

    This is going to be the best meal I've ever had.

  • Thing is, everyone on both RED and BLU make hideous amounts of money.

  • Another game bought because of you. Curse you TB. XD

  • TotalBiscuit is not very good at poker :P

    But then again he is too busy doing other stuff, so I don't blame him!

  • In my experience heavy is the best player

    He ALWAYS bets on the good hands luring you in, then scares you into folding on the crap hands later

    And he's also one of the smartes players, I ALWAYS end up with him and me on the table last, I win then I leg it...or I loose like a bitch of course

  • im so buying this game. but how do u get them to bet the weapons? u only won from sam and it wasnt even shown how u did it, and the others lost but didnt bet their items.

  • @fierblaze in Part 1 of this video he won Sam's gun and badge by losing all his chips and then buying back in but I think it is a random thing at the start of the poker game. . .

  • £3.25 in the UK

  • Poker night at the inventory featuring:

    Wheatley from Portal 2

    The Demoman from TF2

    Deathspank from Deathspank

    and...um...I can't think of a fourth guy.

  • @TheLPfan2000

    the 4th should be nick from l4d2, because he is a gambler!

  • Someone want to gift this game to me? x) PM me if you can :D (I can't buy online x( )

  • AH LITTLE BABBY! THOSE CARDS ARE WORTHLESS!

  • Behind that heavy weapon...

    Is a pansy who won't take a small bit of risk.

  • play vs a pyro could be imposible to read some exprecion, at least face one

  • @SamuraiMotoko talk about a poker face lol

  • @SamuraiMotoko

    how would he call or raise ect?

  • i was hoping that heavy would win 

  • Do you have the testicular fortitude Heavy?

    Will you risk everything?

    No.

  • @dragonbalism imagine engineer instead of heavy and NOPE instead of No

  • @dragonbalism Thought not.

  • NO.

  • Epic Ending!

  • I noticed at 14:03 you can see the Heavy's cards right before he slams them down. 5 of spades and Queen of Hearts

  • poker night at the inventory 2 characters: isaac clarke from dead space frank west from dead rising chris redfield from resident evil 5 and scout

  • Poker Night at the Inventory 2, featuring:

    The Spy from Team Fortress 2

    and GlaDos from Portal

    Church from Red vs blue

    Yahtzee Crowshaw from Zero Punctuation

    Think about it; a French espionage agent, an insane computer, a foul-mouthed ghost, and a callipygian superman, all playing poker.

  • @Dethenger AI*

  • @Dethenger

    what about Captain Quark or Clank from Ratchet & Clank?

    (Gman from Half life 2 would be odd...)

  • @Dethenger Hell ya just for church

  • @Dethenger It'd be too hard for tells on any of them though, The Spy has a balaclave, GladOS has no face, Church has a helmet and Yhatzee has no facial features except eyes and a sweet hat. Would be funny as hell though.

  • @Dethenger Oh my god, YES!

  • @Dethenger: I disagree on Yahtzee Crowshaw, I think it should be Cole Phelps from L.A. Noire or John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. Other than that, pretty solid.

  • @Dethenger I think the only problem with GLaDOS is that she has no hands. I think Tucker or Griff would be funnier from RvB

  • @Dethenger you know how easy the spy could cheat

  • @Dethenger That would be AWESOME!

  • @Dethenger Glados would be good as announcer, but NOT player. Red vs Blue... Isn't that halo? Wich isn't related to valve or telltale? I think MAYBE another tf2 char or sam, even though they already did them. But it wouldn't be called PNI2, more like Poker Night at the (different poker house name).

  • @Dethenger Change GlaDoS with space core.

  • @Dethenger but they will must make glados weak and spy best player which will get big loots cause a spy is a very good poker player :D

  • @Dethenger I agree, except Spy, instead... *epic music* CEO Of MANN CO. ,SAXON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAALE!

  • @MasterKotlet28 Saxton, you mean?

  • @Brutalyte616 yes

  • @GamerShelke im hopeing for scout actaully

  • I really enjoyed these videos. Thanks for the entertainment TB!

  • 5:07 Lol right when I was about to take a bite of my sandwich.

  • I WANT THIS IF SOMEONE GIVE THIS TO ME. THEN I DIE!

  • @GamerShelke I think it would be cooler if those characters where a dlc.

  • The Heavy isn't as dumb as he seems, he's actually quite well-read and intelligent, but cannot express it through his broken English. He's also not some heartless killing machine either, he's paid to kill, he's always killed, he was in a war and adjusted to the survival environment, when he left combat, he became a mercenary, he takes pride in killing, but also feels remorse for those who lose their lives to his gun. His only friend, second to the medic, was his gun, Sasha. He's possibly insane.

  • @Potatogalaxy

    Heavy is a gentle giant. As long as you aren't wearing blue.

  • 15 people were shot by sasha in those 15 seconds

  • @GamerShelke and GLaDOS

  • At 14:03 u can see heavys hand, Q8

  • 18:06 to skip ads

  • 13:34 HE IS BULLETPROOOFFFFF

  • Some people play poker. Tycho erodes the cynical British soul.

  • 03:49 has Dangeresque music in the background!

  • At 4:09 just as you said "Ooohh bullocks!" I shouted "OH FUCK! xD"

  • @GamerShelke great match up but boone is too much of a downer, maby GLaDOs instead.

  • @GamerShelke

    A continuation after the demoman: IS SPY!

  • heavy+tycho=the max comedy you will ever find

  • @GamerShelke boon: you seen the toy dinosaur BINKIE?

  • Heavys tell is adjusting his ammo.

  • @GamerShelke just imagine the unlocks,

    simon will give you a diamond pickaxe i imagine!

  • @GamerShelke Nah, put bill from L4D in so we can get his hat again!

  • @mariomaniac6411

    They couldn't get the guy who does Bill's voice back,

    Tis why they killed him out D: