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  • @Vegeta4874 There's old and then there is retro...

  • Solider: Nothing here ?

    Another Solider: What !?

    I: Of course there is something!

  • that joke was*puts on sunglasses* THE BOMB

  • I was once very close to a soldier once that I was even about to tuch him(in pw) still he didnt see me!

  • *Solider walks in*

    " What was that noise?"

    *Walks..."

    "Nothing here?"

    **BOOOOOOOOOMM**

    dead.

  • @Vegeta4874 ...........dbz is awesome

  • How do u get that stealth thing is it like a mod or something

  • @moltacfirewind1 i accually obtainted it, stay steathy and finish the game with 0 alerts, or shoot all 64 green frogs... the first one is easier...

  • @Vegeta4874 hes talking about the bomb, hes blind cuz he cant see the TNT

  • ˝Nothing here˝˝- Snake: FIRE IN THE HOLE! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm­! 

  • the explosion is so good looking

  • @Vegeta4874 It was the dynamite he couldn't see

  • How do you guys get the camera like that??

  • @Kerbalf He's playing the Subsistence version of the game.

  • for ps2 this game has excellent graphics. its going to be in HD on 360, with even better graphics!

  • @SpartanForgeWorld300 Same Graphics dude. HD juts means Higher Res. Plus get it for Ps3 The 360 Controls for Metal gear sucks

  • Yea, When ever i see a bomb on the wall i just stand there and look at it...

  • Dude, the soldier its a loser, this fail is bigger than johnnys fail

  • Like how the top comments both basically say the same shit, and both have the same thumbs up

  • ahhahaahaahahahahaaaahahahaa lmao!!!!

  • Dynamite?! Hey...Its...Blinking...must...­resist...

    Radio: Alpha 1-3-3-7 Whats going on?!

    Nothing here.

  • how do u get that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @bloodz64 shoot all the little frog things, or get through the game on normal difficulty or higher without any alarms

  • That makes sense for our Army too. Trust me, I know this.

  • oo you got the stealth gear, i hated geting that but its so rewarding

  • yea itsa bomb --whistles- wait what the o nothibg hre hmm wheres raikov boom

  • dur what blinky bomb like thing? lol

  • That makes no sence you were wearing stealth.

  • @TheSquallLeonheart omg u dont get it... he saw the bomb and said nothing here...

  • @TheSquallLeonheart the point is that he clearly saw the bomb on the wall but sad that nothing was wrong

  • he looked right at WTF? lol

  • @Vegeta4874 go stealth bro

  • just get the guide book for a few quid then shooting all the frogs is the easiest way to get stealth the one on the runway on the motorbike is the hardest to get

  • @grahamsuttill i just sneak through all the games i think it easier but yet im a sneaky guy

  • @grahamsuttill yup im stuck on the frog in the boss battle

  • @RachetMetsubou Look up on one of the trees. It should be resting at the very top of one of the trees. If done correctly, you can use good ol Kerotan to distract The Boss from you. Amusing at the same time.

  • its the damn subistence

  • if anyone plans on getting all the kerotans. dont. its so hard to get all of them. you will either miss one and do all the work for nothing or die and forget to get it again. but hey other people have done it that way i guess so wth =P

  • "dynamite in a nuclear weapons lab huh... well thats nothing dangerous about that"

  • did u save alot to get that camo

  • xD PWNED

  • WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOM HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

  • soldier-looks around ''nothing he-BOOOM!

  • mgs 3 subsistance

  • Question: What exactly is a Kerotan?

  • @ShinyGaara65

    kerotan them little green shits :)

  • @ShinyGaara65 those little green froggie things alls u do is shoot them and they go ribbit ribbit and then u find the other ones

  • what did you mean with "alerts" ?!?! you dont have to get seen or what ?!

  • @Thesaw300

    he means when you hit the "Alert" phase, caution and evasion are not counted

  • lol. I saw something like this. the guy had stealth on. he stood infront fo a guy. then went into the box. when the guy almost kicked it he went back to stealth.

    in other words. a box came out of noware.

  • Hmm?! what was that noise?

    *looks over at the tnt* *looks over at stealth snake*

    guess im just hearing things.

  • come si fa ad avere stealth e piturra infinita e il patrioto

  • He didn't see that bomb .. !! lol i would of

  • its just like portable ops on psp :)

    just that you can make snake look like you want lols

  • nothing here !!

    Booom

    (ohh fuck )

  • LOL nothing here BOOM!

  • How did you become invisible bro

  • @troytroytroytroyuiui The Stealth item, look at the bottom left.

  • @Murdermanz and where do i get this item?

  • @MovieMakerIt Stealth? Play the through the game with no alerts or hit all 64 Kerotans.

  • @Murdermanz lol its to dificault 4 me =D

  • @Murdermanz lol thts true but u should state INFINITY PAINT XD catch the snake in the FEARS area or get FOX HOUND XD

  • @MovieMakerIt you can also connect your psp with your ps2 when you have mgs acid in psp and mgs3 in ps2 go to MGS acid option connect to ps2

  • you have to end the game without killing or been seen, the hard part is when you have to take eva when she is really wounded

  • @Gothicnick369

    Naw, that's easy. You just choke her till she passes out or tranq her. Then, whenever soldiers approach, just lie down and chill until they pass/tranq them.

  • @troytroytroytroyuiui that is what i whant to now he had a thing that said steath i did not have that at the time

  • nothing here...BOOOOOOOMMM

  • Lol! "Nothing here..." *BOOM*

  • Nothings wrong with cheating though..

    I think people can do to there own bought game whatever they want to do with it.

    Besides, Its hilarious to mess around in mgs after completing the game!

  • lol

  • Apparently, Jesus Christ was here.

  • nothing here!  *BOOM!*

  • lol. another way to make a solider blind is: fo to the stairs on the right when u first enter the place then equip a box the the guard will be like ''a box here?*walks to stairs* Nope must been my imagination'' XD

  • this guy get stealth with Cheat CD :D but if you want it fari way you must play the game from start to end with no alerts and kills :D

  • @MrJonnnyKI no alerts, kills acceptable

  • @ausmountaingripracer ya ya i know but you have no bandana on but you got from every thing unlimited ammo so it MUST cheating and i mein a ps2 cd with cheat cods on witht that you can hack in the game and so bla bla sorry for bad englisch im german XD

  • I got stealth legitly lol.... I have the cheat CD thing for the health bar. But I'd finished the game completely without having to cheat before, it's just more fun when you've finished a game to mess around without having to worry about dying lol.

  • @Murdermanz Which cheat disc u used??

  • @MrTriplej2000 Action Reply MAX for the PS2, they're pretty hard to find now. Use eBay or Amazon if you're interested. They were good fun haha!

  • @Murdermanz Tnx dude

  • @MrTriplej2000 No problem dude. Anytime.

  • @MrJonnnyKI look at top right...it sez Infinity Face Paint. its like the bandana from a diff MGS game. it gives infinite ammo for all equipment. no hacks

  • He has the infinity facepaint...

  • or shoot all 64 Kerotan Frogs :D

  • how do u get stealth camo?

  • What's this? Dynamite? Well, nothing out of the ordinary.

  • officer: nothing here, nope, no tnt about to blow me up with-in miles of here. *dies*

  • i blive noone here knows where to get the END'S paraket wich is bird a cause i kno how mail me if u wanna know how im serious guyz i caught the END's parakeet i swear by my mother i caught him

  • i no you can, it was funny you can even eat it, you shoot it when its on his shoulder, when its dead or asleep the end says something funny :D

  • u can also kill the end at the warehouse wen its the ambush keep goin up wher ur supposed to meet the end and stik to that mountain u can find him in a tree log

  • We all know where it is... At the roof of this small bulding in Sokroveno... ;)

  • its also at a fallrn tree log if you go straight south of the tunel entrance where you find the looooooooooooong stairs(and i mean loooooooong!!!!)ull see a fallen tree log in the way if u stik to the edge of the area and there you will find it also

  • yeah is stealth camo but u no if the graphics was better he should had seen the tnt thats y i'm beeing a game deisiner games with better graphics

  • What is this "deisiner" you speak of?

  • looool

  • "Nothing here" _BOOM!

  • @dawnninjawolf ya that was friggen great!

  • *stares at the TNT* "Nothing here..." *BOOM* "What?!?"

  • do u know how to get the bandanna?

  • bandanna is not in mgs3 however there is something called the infinity face paint

    to get it you have to catch a tsuchinoko

    look up how to catch one on google

  • ok what's the difference between subsistence and the normal MGS3? All I know is one has online while the other doesn't.

  • subsistence also has bonus stuff on it and MG1 and MG2

  • MGS3:SE has the story mode and some other things not much else though. MGS3:Subsistence has a movable cam. Which is great if you hate the Fixed cam. Also there's loads of bonus content like Metal Gear Stupid. And earlier copys of subsistence has the original Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2:Solid Snake on it. (I heard newer copies no longer have it I could be wrong)

  • sunstance has extras

  • Lmaoo, dumbass security

  • guard:nothing here

    lol

  • is the stealth camo a bonus for shooting all of the kerotans? if so do you have to shoot them till they click?

  • no gotta beat the game without being seen, kills only

  • thats stealth camo

  • "Yeah, there's a bomb here, nothing unusual."

  • here is a dumb question...How do you make the camera like that, i cant get it off the view of where its like on the ceiling or something like that

  • If I remember right this game originally didn't have move-able camera, it was all top down and things like that. But, the updated version called MGS3: Sustenance does.

  • I think he was blind because you had on stealth buddy

  • lolz...Nothing here *Explodes*

  • LOL guards in mgs are idiots

  • lulz

  • ouch thats gotta hurt loool

  • u can get the stealth shooting frogs or complete the game with no alerts and without killing anybody

  • actually u jsut need no alerts or shoot al kerotean thign frogs but we can kill jsut bette rnot to cuz u might get alert

  • is there a stealth by the bridge at the beginning and you jump off? grendelee said you can get it like that if you jump off and land on a rock. is that ture he got 3 thumbs up for it as well

  • you can ONLY get stealth by completeing the game with no alerts, or shooting all the Kerotans (The frogs) to save yourself the time, i suggest you do the first one ;)

  • i got stealth already i shot the frogs it was easy

  • okay :3

  • fucking dumbasses there not called "frogs" there kerotans...

  • ...... how am i a dumbass if i called it a frog? its like that pitbull just bit someone but people still say that dog just bit someone.... that doesnt make me dumb

  • well cuz it's a type of snake....it almost dose >_>

  • your a dumbass theivmgayboy

  • how am i a dumbass? unlike you i know the proper name for "frogs" 5000aistupidfag

  • Or buying the cheat disc,the only time I ever saw one was in gamestop around the time of the release and I jumped at the chance,it even works with subsistence.

  • were do u get th infinity face paint or the stealth (item) camo?? is it a cheat??

    and how do u make all weapons infinite??

  • You need to catch a tsuchinoko (A legendary Snake/reptile in Japan), is very difficult to catch...

  • Not really, inthe place (i dont remember how mas it called) you kill all the animals and then you put a mousetrap, and there it is

  • Granini Gorki South, i think... yep, you are right!, and then when you are captured and you lost the bag, you can get the tsuchinoko again near the waterfall

  • i do both just to be sure

  • yea, either way, it still gets fun :D

  • Where do I get the Stealth camo?

  • yknow that wooden bridge you first come to? if you jump off that, and land directly on a rock, youll land safely and pick up the Stealth Pack

  • so the very first time you see that bridge the wooden one, i believe it is day time and you have to shoot the bee hive to distract the guard. You jump of there? and you have to go on the bridge and jump off? how hard is it to get? and is it for the whole game and when you beat it you dont have to get it again?

  • u can get it by shooting all the kerotans and goin undetected

  • hes lying first of all..and second u find an m16 there hes just being a smart ass

  • its ok i got the stealth and the infinite face paint so im good

  • lol they are really stupid

    but they are more stupid if u dont use stealth

  • lol idiot

  • that was a kind of idiot who cant see a floating radio

  • It was TNT, and yes It was even blinking!

  • combine the stealth came and sorros camo and they will never know you were there!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • yep

  • yeah but is more fun if u put other camo so they allways say "i hear footsteps", and u can hit them a lot.

  • ey!!!

    how u get the stealth???

    i know how to get the things about the cobras, and of ocelot, but...

    how damn life u get the stealth???

  • go through the game on any difficulty with no alerts and im not sure but i dont think you can kill anybody either. i got it like that :D or you can just win on european extreme

  • lol getting dogtags in MGS2 to get stealth was easier. I've beaten this game i just dont own it yet

  • mgs 3 just shoot the frogs thats what i did

  • how the hell can u be invisible is it unlock or cheat?

  • are u stupid? its stealth its in every metal gear game? and if u dont know how to unlock it then you sir....are an idiot

  • in mgs 2 u need to get 90 dt if i remember right, i don't know how to unlock it in MGS3

  • WFT!!!!! IT WAS LIKE THIS*Hide*(Sets tnt) *Knock* WHat was that*Runs away* (Guard Looks at tnt) *5 seconds later* Nothing here except this tnt (BOOOM) WAT WAS THAT

  • ummm... no shit

  • hahahahahahahahahahah lol

  • how can I move the camera to my liberty?

  • it's only possible in Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence

  • Nothing here..BOOM

    WHAT WAS THAT?!

  • kool

  • just complete the game with no alerts on any diff

  • yeah how do get the stealth

  • Complete the game with no alerts or kills, with the exception of animals. I'm not sure if stray grenades count though..

  • would you like to know how to get infinate ammo?...the cool thing is you can equip both the stealth camo AND the infinate face paint :)

  • i got through the game by capturing a tsuchinoko and iwthout killing anyone, i unlocked stealth camo and infinite ammo face paint, i think the tsuchiniko is for the face paint

  • yup the Tsuchinoko's for the face paint...but i DIDNT know that you can get the Stealth Camo by doing a non kill playthrough...i ALWAYS play it non kill...i got mine the same way voicesinurhead01 did :)...in some way its fun for a while when you equip both...but then you miss the thrill of trying not to get spotted and stuff

  • Or hit all Kerotans(frogs) in the game... there are videos on youtube where exactly they are

  • thanks for the tip bigboss

  • they dont recognize tnt at all in the game ya know...

  • dude omfg how do you get stealth?!