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  • What he says I love!

    Hoergi abier miyapal inam

  • looks like Alan Sugar 3 years ago.

  • some people will believe anything

  • Yar q joot boltey hoo wo 60 ka Be nahi Hain

  • WTF?

  • 160 dicks on your ass

  • Has his birth certificate?!? HORSESH!T!! Countries didn't start issuing those until a little before the 1900's and in his case, not in remote areas like that hardly EVER! Plus if it was paper, unless it was under glass, it would be dust by now!

  • is he really 160 yearsvold ??

  • i respect that but the only reason he is living this long is because god wants him to. If not he could have a attack and r.i.p but no so don't say it cause of health its a factor yeah. but its gods choice.

  • @jedisuperwarrior look up some Chinese guy who lived 250. I think it was "li qing yuen". He lived In a remote area. It's the best place to live.

  • did that kid have a gun o.o

  • subtitles... helps me alot

  • 160 years old? garbage ! ... people don't get this old, esp not in remote mountain villages of ass backward places.

  • yeh right.

  • Gandi?

  • i read up on this dude hes 19 hes just had a tough life

  • People in the villages of the tribal areas of Afghan / Pakistan border do get that old and sometimes older,due to their simple and healthy life style ,living off nature and with nature. Because Guiness record didnt record his age does not mean this guy isnt 160. There are many people out there in the 3rd world who are unknown and very , very old. A fact strange to the western world.

  • @JediSuperWarrior the other fact is that it can´t be proofen that this man is this old because this countries has even today no real personal data banks.

    We got a familie member this is 98 years old. She was born in the weimar republik of germany and she has her orginaly birth certificate confirmed by the staate..

    This bushmans or old 3 world people don´t have it and so its impossible to proofe and there year counting sxstem is mostly not like ours

  • @ac3b1s , my friend this man age can be verified very easily. They can verify it by his teeth. Dental age ID. Few year back in Pakistan a 150 year old man died. They had his real birth certificate on him . So there are people living very long due to healthy life style.

  • how sweet he dont seems to be of 160 he still seems to be activeeeeee

  • i understood what he said...he said fuck off, i'm only 159

  • Se ve de unos 70 años.

  • he is really 26 years old he's just bin smokin too much dough

  • pakistani always look older... i bet he is like 62 or something....

  • He said, "I've not taken a dump for three weeks, can you reach in and drag that bastard out".

  • Maybe a 100 years old.

  • lkn Odayga maka muuqato90 jir ayuu u egyahay Waa Oday is heesta Ilaahoow cimri Dheer iyo Cibaado Suuban nasii

  • he is obviously younger

  • he is the godFather LOL

  • wow ... :O the guys around him must be his childrens childrens childrens children etc

  • my grandfather is 85 and still hits the gym :) him along with his 7 brothers and sisters will live very long, just u wait for it people :), oldest one is 94 and still remember my name and birthdate and she like to crack jokes all the time :)

  • thats what i sound like when im drunk trying to talk to the taxi driver telling him where i live... so im told lol

  • 0:03 Zelda

  • 0:58 - Reminds when Yoda is teaching Luke how to become a Jedi.

  • @NYBuildings hahaxD

    

  • that guy teached osama bin laden how to masterbate !

  • @ORENGEcarot THOUGHT

  • Mobility scooter bomber !

  • HE IS A 1000 YEARS OLD MUMMY IN LIFE

  • he dont look a day over 21 to me :-)

  • hope he had a good pension plan :-)

  • Just a lil more and he's gonna give yoda a go

  • fuck you pakistani don't you feel that what peoples will say about him he is not even 100 years

  • where is his birth Certificate, let's see

  • no, he's gotta be at least 700 years old :-P

  • come on!,hes such a sweet babe!

  • im 200 years old...born 1812.

  • He can't be that age. I don't even think those people know what day it is never mind what year it is.

  • nah i still believe in cuban lady age 126...registration papers were there, and family members of all generations

  • No way! bullshit!

  • what a pile of bull, the cuban women might be 126 years old but he is never 160 years old because he looks healthy

  • Jhooot...................... It's LIE.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • ..a 60 year old opium addict!

  • how about some camptions so we know what your saying instead of boogie boogie

  • I don't believe that

  • he looks 159 to me

  • @nivlem131303 to me too - strange

  • @nivlem131303 not a day past it lol

  • @nivlem131303 he is no een pakistani wtf

  • @nivlem131303

    Fucking wanker you just made me spit my drink ahahhahahahhah

  • 0:20 Guinness

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  • Chuck's nephew

  • I can tell he's easily 100... but 160!? WOW! if it's true that's an amazing feat - is it a world record??

  • @harKazoid86 There is no chance that he is 160. For one he needs proof. And also the chances of a human body going n that long is just not likely at all

  • 0:31 Wasabi ;DD

  • in the weird part of youtube again :l

  • how did i get here i was watching floating Indian man :/ ?!?!?

  • He's maybe pushing 100.

  • ahh dirka dirka.

    if that dude is 160, that's amazing.

  • Was that his great great great great grandson carrying him at the end? At what point do you toss him and say, "Walk or fucking die already!"?

  • Na osama pra pra diado mu......

  • in pakistan this is what you like like at 60

  • @alcidesfy Really? Have you been to Pakistan? or have seen all 60 year olds with this gentleman's body physique? Please do tell.

  • Nice music, by pied piper of Hamelin. He has 728 years.

  • fake and gay

  • @BustDays i think your right

  • i am 161 years old!

  • @crazyivan1 great dude. keep on smoking.booyachakkka

  • Das ist Blödsinn. Nur eine Schildkröte wird so alt.

  • 0:58 No, that's not right...Luke should be under, and Master Yoda should on top.

  • @DaltonEFX agreed

  • He's only 34 but at 33 he had a 9 hour orgasm.

  • He Blew up 160 Americans. I get it now.

  • @DaltonEFX youre a piece of shit

  • @teeevon You are piece of shiet.

  • That's how an average 35 year old Pakistani looks like ^^

  • loool guys he is not even pakistani......... wtf

  • he is 45 years old

  • Im at least a day over 300

  • complete bullshit, this paki fucker is about 45 at best, thats how they all look from fucking goats and eating their cheeze

  • @germaniajim6 we will fuck you all German's .... dnt worry dear ;)

  • @RizScor83 4 the first time in my life a see a good person like you brother ;) yea f*ck them :D

  • @RizScor83 at the end of the year pakiland will all be under water, hope you filthy pakis can swim

  • @RizScor83 haha Im glad, that im from Austria :D - just go on

  • @germaniajim6 you have absolutely no respect for elders,shame on you!

  • So Puras Mamadas . . .

  • B U L L S H * T ! ! Bilbo bagins isnt even that old....

  • If you are gonna fake your age, dont over do it... no one believes he is 160, 110 at the most..

  • In pakistani years his considered 160

  • This can't be true. He can't be a YEAR past 155!

  • nopp it aint possible or a person to be 160 years!!

  • maybe " the 1st 60 years old pakistani " :))))

  • i bet the life expectancy there is like 40 something...

  • 0:01 zelda

  • Translation: old man: lets go bomb someone you can take a bomb under your jacket and run in to that building and blow up. younger guy: oh no no i dont want to. old man: there well be 40 virgins waiting for you in heaven after you bomb it. younger guy: ok lets go ill help you get to your house to set me up.

  • LIAR

  • not 1600!?!?ah ah ah ah!!!

  • lol 160 years lol... yea right.. and you are so stupid enuff to belive one man can be so old??

  • @Sphongle83 its possible. there is a 143 year old though

  • Think of the repercussions if all Pakistanis lived to be 160, ther'd be Datsun Sunny cars rotting by the road side all over Britain.

  • the mans extra he still uses the stick when he get a piggy back ride thats hurt

  • @enisorian drop dead. redneck wankpot.

  • he rides like yoda..

  • he's 85 !!

  • @enisorian Fortunately, we're not stupid. :P So much for that.

  • praise allah i cant understand shit !!

  • He describes how he proves mathematically that 80x2=160

  • Der ist noch Fit o.O

  • Thank allah for subtitles....

  • i think it said u douche why is the other douche filming me go home u virgin im 160 years old and i have had more than your great grandfather.

  • Once again on the dark side of youtube.....

  • i used to live 160 years old, but then i toke an arrow to the knee

  • hey thanks for the subtitels! i know EVERYTHING HE SAID...TOTALY...THANKS

  • Thank you for the subtitles. Cause I still don't understand anything...

  • Haha, it's a shame he's not in the Guiness Book of World Records then, isn't it.. This must be the dumbest lie ever. : )

  • @winterstellar guinnes book of world records isint everywhere

  • @MultiSteini They'll go there and check his story out if he wants them to. Or maybe not, when the claim is that outrageous, that much over the top.. Had he said 120 or 130 maybe they'd bother..but 160 is just retarded.

  • Abo Bashshush Teganee Bashiushshshs. Man this guy must hate that Bush guy

  • English Translation: TROLOLOLO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOAWH!

  • fake

  • GUINESS WORLD RECORDS 2012 SAYS THAT THE OLDEST PERSON EVER WAS UNDER 130!! THIS IS FAKE!

  • The old and the music !

  • wow i couldent even understand the language

  • this man looks more like 80 years old

  • My great great grandfther is 190.....and hes dead

  • Hes pashtun.

  • ni cagando , no way

  • How is he 160 years old?! he looks as old as my granddad who was born in 1943! I think hes either pissed or hes too old he cant remember how old he is... I think its the first one though...

  • @enisorian Translation: "The secret to old age is ... Terrorism!"

  • it could be possible..some ppls hair dont turn white easily...

  • I understood one word!! 160 :D

  • He looks about 85.

  • if hes 160years old he could not even talk lol

  • he dosent look like hes 160 years old

  • I agree with that guy! Im totaly sure that he was talking about the Trololol guy!

  • His hat is 160.

  • fake look like 80 no more !!!!!

  • @joenatali14 i agree with you! someone who is over 120 years can't move that fast its impossible, and doesn't look like that anyway

  • one FAKE more

    youtube = 99% Fakevideos

    just google or Wikidepia than you see its fake

    oldest people all time are not more than 150 years old  IDIOTS

  • BUENO YO SE ALGO DE LO QUE DICE ES MAS O MENOS ASI: MIRA HIJO COMO TENGO A TODOS ESTOS PENDEJOS DE LA RED COMIENDO MIERDA ,,Y SE LA CREEN QUE TENGO 160 AÑOS, SUSCRIBANCE JAJAJAJA !!

  • i hearing turkish???

  • His speech is quite unclear, we cannot understand what they're saying and the subtitle keep on bothering our eyes.

  • 100shemar - you need to get a life!

  • he is almost dust main

  • Translation: I only have 160kg of cheese left in the barrels, i need you to stay away from my cheese now.

  • I only understood the work fuck three times

  • i was watching tedcrusty... WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

  • greatgrandmother its 110 (: and she can prove it

  • AT least im a 1000 years and still look 20 .....

  • UMM, YA. AN NEXT WEEK PEOPLE.. I TURN 4052! ;-)

  • @Langtry613 happy birthday

  • @iNUV0 WELL THANK YOU SIR. LOL.

  • There is no record of my birth. I have therefore decided to be 723 years old.

  • Lmao. Turn on Transcribed Audio in the closed captions (CC) and laugh.

  • This is like putting an English video up with English subtitles.

  • he is obviously not that old. after 100 you just start to break down no matter how healthy you are. your eyes go and shit. i'd say hes around 80.

  • this guy is probably more around 80 to 95

  • Muslims always want to be something in the world and they usually find the most ridiculous things to claim!

  • It's like watching hindi with hindi subtitles, worthless.

  • im OVER 9000!!!!! years old

  • He's probably 45

  • im 999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999999999 years old

  • omfg, thats mah name! :O