johnny nice painter Fast show

[ImaniHekima]

People like this do exist.

[garyread]

BLACK!

[jdncoke2]

1 person has people waiting for them in the forest

[sophiewilder]

My art teacher told us never to use black. Now I know why.

[beowulf3075]

Nothing has surpassed the Fast Show, nothing...

[TheAmusementchannel]

funny stuff!!

[MaxReinsch]

I love how he's always wearing a black hat.

[100pjp001]

The Fast Show the best sketch comedy program ever put on tv hands down just genius!!

[Drstrangeglove10]

some wine johnny aah the wine is almost black johnny black black

[Drstrangeglove10]

a tree its a tree ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh

[Drstrangeglove10]

black black BLACK!!!!!!!!!

[paulmrussell12]

there is a subliminal black here too at 0:10/ 0:11 its a tree, its a tree, use the imagination -black-

[Chichichua]

@paulmrussell12 He says 'Lovely'

[MrFlibble2011]

I like the part when he says black

[Mjolbaggar]

"A tree, its a tree" HaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[saturnstargirl]

I love how Johnny is all calm and sane, then he says something about dark colours, and then it's something about, black, black, BLACK!!! *smashes keyboard* djfhdusyskabdi *keyboard breaks* oh bugger.

[255ad]

@saturnstargirl very good you got the joke

[255ad]

@g1o2r3d4o5n6 that’s a matter of opinion.... witch makes it all the more amazing that your some how incontrovertibly wrong

I like the fast show but Mitchell & Webb is funnier and what’s more (and this isn’t a matter of opinion) the humor is lot smatter

P.S Armstrong and miller is shittttttttttttt

[saturnstargirl]

@255ad ok, first thing, I'm just starting to get into the fast show, and i haven't seen many sketches. and that last part about black and 'oh bugger' was ment to be a joke referenceing this and unlucky alf.

[oboted]

They wait for me in the forest hahahaha!! Classic

[ant851114]

im gonna write a funny comment now , so i shall need to use the black font , BLACK ARGGGGUYY the endless comments of black font

[PunkyDalek]

Black! Like the endless blackness of space that leads to the chasm of CLAMS!!!

[wazzzzzzzup1]

they wait for me in the forest? lol...

[hand2gland]

Genius.

[Gazzar]

Never buy this guy a pint of Guinness

[Roche1983]

i was convinced there was one where he shouts 'black, black like your heart !' but can't see it anywhere. checked the scripts online somehere as well but couldnt see it. must have imagiined it unless someone else remembers it ?!?

[smalllove1]

I've been trying to find the clip in which he says: What's for tea, mother" Anyone??? Please.

[thailandajarn]

I've tried...I really have. But the pixies they wihsper in my ear and tell me they can't see. BEACUSE IT'S ALL BLACK.

[Scorthead]

@smalllove1 LIES & DECEIT!

[withnail6969]

@smalllove1 you mean "what's for tea mother? Pinsoup?

[jfe95]

BLACK

johnny?

[Rhodri101283]

"They wait for me in the Forest"

FLOL absolute genius.

[wwghedfwe]

whats for dinner mother, maggots on toast :D

[hank3rox]

IT'S A TREEEE!

[ivormarlow]

If you look, her easel says "black" on it under the painting from a previous take.

[Abengoshis]

I can't see it.

[Weeble68]

Does anyone know which episode had the bit in with johnny nice where they keep avoiding the word black? "It's a dark dark dark...Blue! If it were any darker it would be ..! Purple! "Then the woman slips up and says black. (Hilariouse)

[Dunja0712]

Oh, that's the episode when they are making the painting of a dog (BLACK dog :)). I would like to find that episode, but it's not on YouTube. If you find it, let me know. :)

[g1o2r3d4o5n6]

Mitchell & Webb ain't got shit on this!

[letsaveyer]

know,ave they fuck,this is pure comedy gold

[darthslain]

as much as i like those two i have to agree

[AmHiX89]

THEY WAIT FOR ME IN THE FOREST

[bamo919]

i miss the fast show, i dont think sketch shows today compare.

[balgor]

They wait for me in the forest.

Hehe classic

[MayallMonsoon]

"What's for breakfast mother? MAGGOTS ON TOAST??" hahahaha. My sister and I quote this sketch all the time!!

[electricitycomesfrom]

My personal favourite line to quote is "what shall we do with father, mother? fold him like a ticket and poke him in a hole?"

[hjucedxxhs443]

Just don't say the word....BLACK!

[laganas2008]

it must be so hard for her to keep a straight face, i'd be laffing my head off, quality video!

[SCBB07]

...dark and black,black,black xDDDD

[ColsterUK]

" I dont want to die! " haha brilliant. Have you guys seen the one were his pants fall down, its hilarious! he says "what are we having for christmas mother? tramps plimsoles" genius

[Turquoise1000]

i'm constantly saying 'they wait for me in the forest!' now! hehe

[sonofhendrix]

HAHAHAH

[lillostsoul21]

"ITS A TREEEE!"

My favorite Fast Show quote ever.

FACT.

[taitr]

Dose anyone have anymore of the jonny sketches to put on youtube?

[taitr]

This shit is fucking funny i forgot how much i miised the fast show.

''Arrrg a tree its a treee

[bwplive37]

'They wait for me in the Forrest!'

[Gibbo118]

You have to wonder why she keeps going painting with him? :D

[EvilLeprechaun12]

just brilliant. like an early mighty boosh

[hopebgood]

Not really - The Fast Show is funny.

[ONDERON101]

whats for breakfast mother, maggots on toast?

brilliant

[susanadele]

what shall we do with father, mother? fold him like a ticket and poke him in a hole?

[robbie3622]

@susanadele Where are we sleeping tonight mother? Fathers grave?!

[lindenbeamish]

@susanadele

where are we sleeping tonight mother Father's grave.

[susanadele]

yes... i shall have to get the black out!

[Chong5050]

BLACK! WE DONT WANT TO DIE!