The Government keeps playing this song over and over and giving kids ice cream to this song... In 2013, They are going to play it to make kids go in factory's, And get made into hamburgers for aliens.
"He's on probation and drives a truck, His name is Mister Softee. It's little children he likes to f*ck, He smells like gin and toffee. With chloroform and duct tape and a belt to tie your feet, When you hear those bells from hell, run the f*ck down the street. The creepiest, sleeziest nod and wink, You get from Mister Softee. He's molesting the tykes and teens, His name is Mister Softee. S-O-F-T Double 'E', Mister Softee."
I hear this sound every single day after dinner. in the summers, i hear it every 2 or 3 hours. Wherever i go, mister softee is right there, no kidding!
i hear this. i remember 77 Roslyn st , Islip Terrace NY , standing out front we had a brick wall there don't know about now. was about 1962 i guess 196363 getting a big double cone with jimmies, 25 cents
1:32 A kids first reaction to the Mister Softee Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MarlonTheMonster 1 week ago
now that i heard the jingle i want ice cream now
coolman1j2 3 weeks ago 3
Man, this is one of my NYC memories in Brooklyn when I was a kid.
Gshadow1000 3 weeks ago
I missed my childhood :(
DevrekBastons 1 month ago
(:
Y0utub3me 1 month ago
@Y0utub3me ;O
andrewvanrhoberts 1 month ago
I knew an old man when I was growing up that had "Free Ice-cream" on the side of his van... he's in prison now...
TheWheeler9306 1 month ago 2
@TheWheeler9306 Do ya know his name?
Gshadow1000 3 weeks ago
I knew an old man when I was growing up that roadway around with a van that said "Free Ice-cream"..... he's in prison now..
TheWheeler9306 1 month ago
Iceecreaammmmm:) my pupppu aleays gets icecream from the truck and goes nuts when he is around lol.
unicornlic3 2 months ago
All i think about when i hear this is zombies and pedophiles
JohnstonJane99 2 months ago
I love this...this is what you NEED for a perfect summer. The best ever.
ickybonesss 2 months ago
ICE CREEAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! LIEUTENANT DAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
blown22 3 months ago 2
@blown22
Quote from Forest Gump lol!
blackandgold51 2 months ago
I only listened to this because I had to watch the Mr. Softee truck pass me... :(
THEIronEVANKINGLIVE 3 months ago
I drove in Brooklyn in the 70's for Tony Marassa and John Squires
sigmaticone 3 months ago in playlist Mister Softee Trucks
The Government keeps playing this song over and over and giving kids ice cream to this song... In 2013, They are going to play it to make kids go in factory's, And get made into hamburgers for aliens.
StormriftonROBLOX 4 months ago
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!!! hahahah
mikeschmeee 4 months ago
The soundtrack of my youth. My life.
SyBabyProductions 4 months ago
Sometimes when I get homesick, I sing the Mister Softee song. XD
Brian112891 4 months ago
divinegrace01 5 months ago 4
@divinegrace01 LMFAOOOO!!!!!
ArcticTrees 5 months ago
i remember this back home in new york when i was a kid the ice cream was the best. ahh the double cones and the sprinkles yummy
jordanrivers1 5 months ago
The sound of my childhood
MonTag666 5 months ago
All these bitches wanna lick my ice cream!
magicpuppy90 6 months ago 3
this remembers me of the only legal way i earned my money in GTA Vice City :)))
mitjek 6 months ago
I get to listen to this for 12 hours a day. I want to hurt myself.
JoMiMo555 6 months ago
im gonna put this in my ipod and blast it in my car and look at all the disappointed faces of children >:D
chilenotildeath 6 months ago 10
@chilenotildeath hahahaha!!! I got a good chuckle out of this! lol hahahaaaa
megs905 5 months ago
This truck still rides around here and it plays the same music! Love it!
francie18 7 months ago
OH GAWD A BLAST OF NISTOLGIA!!!! time i got beaten up. my first kiss ugh too much memorys
blaby4ever 7 months ago
if i hear that song one more time i am going to hurt somebody!
Dimigrey 7 months ago
I. CANNOT. ESCAPE. =(
Visicury 8 months ago
I hear this in my town all the time!
As soon as this beast rounds the corner...
ICE CREEEEEAAAAM! ICE CREEEEEEAAAAM!
Halo1138 8 months ago
Love it !
Tejano44 8 months ago
Going to play this out the window
hemanmania34 9 months ago
That's True Bronx
thewrestlingvoice 9 months ago
I hate the f%@#ing song! >:-( Drives the neighborhood kids into a damn frenzy!
tguice76 9 months ago
I hear this sound every single day after dinner. in the summers, i hear it every 2 or 3 hours. Wherever i go, mister softee is right there, no kidding!
naiapeachtree 10 months ago
i miss you mr.softee! i havent seen you since 1977.
charliedontsurf70 10 months ago
New York City Summer Memories :-)
Good Times
JeanMariene23 1 year ago 21
@JeanMariene23 Yes! <3 Oh my god, thank you for saying that.
Ubuuuroi 9 months ago
@Ubuuuroi My Pleasure! :-D It's the god to honest truth like no doubt!
JeanMariene23 8 months ago
@JeanMariene23 Running down the streets of ozone park Queens when i was with my grandma:) so many good memories form mr softee
LongIslandAF95 6 months ago
Love it, I want to make it my phone ring
wurtsboroboy 1 year ago
This theme song has been programmed into the minds of kids (and adults!) for decades. Almost as recognizable as a police siren.
SilentWeaponsIII 1 year ago 18
@SilentWeaponsIII moreso
morganredneck 7 months ago
Camden NJ, Wilmington, DE. 40 yrs old and STILL love the jingle...
4BA88F 1 year ago
i hear this. i remember 77 Roslyn st , Islip Terrace NY , standing out front we had a brick wall there don't know about now. was about 1962 i guess 196363 getting a big double cone with jimmies, 25 cents
mpsarge2 1 year ago 2