high as fuck - jon lajoie

[Flameslive360]

hfeagj;waev ojreoig blbubbbly blub blubiity yeahhhh!!!



[JonathanBloggs]

I am high as fuck, who else is also high?

[Salger12]

I have been high as fuck. Beating heart super fast thing is totally true. Freaked me out.

[VerdascoFan]

Drugs aren't cool guys. Jon Lajoie is singing this ironically becuase he actually hates drugs with a searing passion.

[xKazimirx]

@VerdascoFan Except for marijuana, because well, it prevents cancer and alzheimers, stimulates appetite, stifles nausea, can be used as a painkiller and anti-depressant, and treats glaucoma. It makes you happy, and do you know what one of it's only negative side-effects is? Short-term memory loss, but only while intoxicated. So for the sake of all that is good in this world, you better be trollin'.

[VerdascoFan]

@xKazimirx I am haha i was high as fuck when I wrote that..

[Salger12]

@VerdascoFan He smokes weed frequently.

[VerdascoFan]

@Salger12 I was kiddding you dumb bitch, now calm the fuck down.

[Salger12]

@VerdascoFan Lmao wtf?! Nothing about my comment was threatening or confrontational. You need to calm the fuck down.

[VerdascoFan]

@Salger12 k

[mormonminivanmom]

@VerdascoFan A searing passion? Wow.

[VerdascoFan]

@mormonminivanmom Wow. Is your puny, uneducated brain having trouble with a 7-letter, 2-syllable word?

[mormonminivanmom]

@VerdascoFan I teach English at a university, you bombastic ass. I was commenting on your over-blown, hyperbolic prose.

[VerdascoFan]

@mormonminivanmom It doesn't make you intelligent just because you teach English at some university. It's likely some 5th rate university that no one's ever heard of. You're also probably an awful teacher. I noticed you used "teacher" instead of professor. Congrats, just like countless other peoople you are an English teacher. Wow! You must be a genius! By the way, even if you are extremely intelligent, as you no doubt will argue you are in your reply, you're still wasting

[VerdascoFan]

@mormonminivanmom your time on some mediocre youtube video; arguing with someone over the merit of your intelligence. Shouldn't you be grading papers or something buddy? That is, if you're a real English teacher.

[VerdascoFan]

ohmygodohmygodhomygod ohmygodohm ygod ohmys god im so high SA FUCK HAHAHAH

[pvpniss]

i am high as fuck and this is a good song

[InvaderAly1]

Thats what you do when your high? Thats what I do when Im normal! D:

[Stroodledoodle311]

I did the part about the convenience store on Friday, the dog thing every day, basically everything but the porcupine thing this week.

[CiarannWalsh]

i'm sooo fucking highh ahahhaa



[entrailgod]

240p...we meet again, high or not..you suck.

[hamburgermiam]

well this is pretty much what i did later... omfgbbq i am hiigh as fuuuuuuuuck!

[SRPproductions]

Thumbs up if u looked this song up as ur acgually high as fu k like me.

[tata131211]

I couldve SWORN the cashier at McDonalds knew my friend and I were tripping when I asked her fot two McFlurries and large fries!!! LMFAO

[666metallicafan6661]

never heard this song in a while

[cgd39]

It's like he can read my mind hahahah

[KungPieChong]

Does anyone know the guitar chords for this?

[MyDadsASpymusic]

@KungPieChong yeah, they go like

learn it

your

self

[Geno2004]

yes jon i have been high as fuck like as in right now rofl and man some ketchup chips woould be sick right now lol

[jokerdemon88]

Ever eat a whole bag of crackers? that were so old they weren't crispy anymore. funnnyyyy!!!

[TheMINDISUE]

only losers get high. hold on my vodka is getting warm....

[enjinc2000]

Totally done most of those at one point!

[sicNtwstdF]

is this song on itunes?

[hommer5000]

Haha ive done all that shit except for the chicken shit haha chicken shit sry im high as fuck

[GSKNMOVIES2011]

have you ever stolen every one's shit,

then put your own label on it?

Have you ever run ebaum's wooorld?

[GirlFromTheHC]

♥.

[slug052]

with the exception of being on a chicken farm i have done all of these things high as fuck

[clink7777]

Yea Jon. Nice work!

[MrScarhead]

have you ever been high as fuuuuuuuuuck =)

[kushysmokee420]

i really relate to this song, prolly cuz i get high as fuck all the time hah

[Askylitdrive0000]

Im not high as fuck but im trippinn sack!!

[craddock84]

Actually my dog gets high as fuck with me!



[trifect123]

such a true story bro

[AbductedGamer]

story of my life

[brendendas]

Most Underrated Song in The History Of You Tube

[danmo783]

I miss getting high as fuck.. I had to grow up and avoid it. If it is legalized, the entire story changes for me!

[brickwall81]

wtf? my friend made me look this up O_o

[mustbehiggy]

@brickwall81 that's cool. Big deal =)

[brendendas]

@brickwall81 ur friend is awesome

[msteazy406]

mary...come back to me...

[Aarontsu]

mmmm ketchup chips.......

[ObviouslyISuck]

whoa im so hgih as fuck right now just went on chattroulett and talked to a guy for 10 mins before i knew he was jacking it.... FUCK

[tnattybro]

ASF is amazing

[xXAlphaBlackXx]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LISTENED TO THIS AND REMEMBERED DOING ALL OF THAT

[khvjdjyrd]

Best. Song. Ever. <3 'nuf said.

[sPureAwesomenesss]

Whenever I'm high as fuck and go to the corner store I always end up doing dumb shit or start staring awkwardly at something and the clerk looks at me really funny

[Drenox123]

got the chills listening to this song high as fuck

[loopy094]

haha yeah, man so true dude

[nocliper101]

So...fucking....true.

[KWEEZYKiNX]

The heart attack thing! So fucking true. Hahah.

[LordSanta78]

...once or twice...

[PeaceWithin101]

I am hifgh as fuck,.. I approve of the message.

[marvinf1000]

so inspirational

[marvinf1000]

so insperational

[Velocian]

roll another joint?? I was sipping shroom tea this whole time whatefuuuuh

[TySKarim]

tabs please!! :D

[Panda420ish]

hahaha i listened to this wen i was high!!! xD i luv this fukin song!!!!!!<3333

[hatchetxxxgurl]

I can relate to this song very well.

[erisdragon]

wonderful XD it happens to me every time

[itsdingus]

yes i am

[SavannahNicoleSavage]

Yes, yes I have.

[bellaabihanna]

this song is my life.

[ungougedeyes552]

this song makes me wanna smoke more weed. i'm already high as fuck, just saying :P

[0514chino]

im high as fucked right now

[jedd1981]

@LonelyoJaymieaa932 chat me sister!....i'm high as fuk

[cohhiba]

I'm high as fuck.

[ChannelFamilys]

Omfg Iv Done that before walked around a store haha

[Dmajorproductions]

so i havent been this stoned lately.... i should go to bc some time....

[HiphopACABgate13]

This song is excplaning one day from my life with joint..it is offcial now..all people get as high as me:)

[Muckwizard]

37 people are out of grass

[Stevensc33]

i enjoy all of Jon Lajoie's stuff its so great

[ironchefman36]

hahaha I'm so high

[leathery22]

@Efro4472 not when your smoken pot but other stuff for sure. i think its really funny when your in a cold store and your just sweaty as fuck and people are like are you ok buddy and your just like im great as fuck

[SkankinRobots]

@leathery22 if youve ever been REALLY high as fuck then the heart thing is totally true.

[leathery22]

@SkankinRobots na mang smokin bud don't make my heart beat fast. coke and meths all that does that. but coke is a waste rather roll on some md or snort some oxy and md doesn't make my heart be rapidly but ye i get sweaty as fuck and get a shit eatin grin on my face.

[SkankinRobots]

@leathery22 well for most people smoking weed will make your heart beat really fast. i dont know if it actually beats any faster then it usually does maybe you just notice it more cuz your high. i dont actually know.

[leathery22]

@SkankinRobots well maybe it does make your heart beat faster as most things do make your heart accelerate. but its really only noticeable to me on the hard stuff, maybe i smoke to much kron.

[leathery22]

i remember the days when i started smokin kron and we would go to the store and we thought people cared. most of the time i was the guy goin in with 20 bucks who bought a shit ton of food. and one time i bought a big gulp when i was on mushroom and e and that was pretty funny people musta been like What da fuck?

[dhiari]

Yes.. I have

[silentblad]

thumbs up if you were high when u were listening to this song

[Tobuscindentalist]

@silentblad thumbs up if silentblad is gay.

[GoldenNateman18]

this songs is badass! Stop on!

[steezeking4438]

best weed song ever!!

[slaveoftheheavymetal]

that was awesome, and yes i have it was something i would like to remember but cant

[akaCrazyy]

Dude. Almost everyone has or does smoke weed...even the kid that everyone expects not to smokes weed. Even Obama needs to take a hit of the joint every once in a while. 420 -3

[KALINDA1BTOTHEMAC]

I AM RIGHT NOW, YEAH THIS IS ABOUT MY LIFE

[feelgoodrag]

@KALINDA1BTOTHEMAC ITS COOL TO TYPE IN CAPS

[KALINDA1BTOTHEMAC]

@feelgoodrag YEYEAH, WHICH U ARE NOT SO RECOGNIZE BITCH

[sushinaaah]

37 peoplee need to get on our level && get highh ass fuckk

[renegades1106]

i was high the other day and i looked in the mirror and i swear my reflection was looking at me sudductivly. what does this mean?

[darkestbarney]

@renegades1106 ur a horny high person, that or you wanna have sex with your self but you cum too fast so you asked your mom "mom, can you show me your genitals?" she said no so you started to scream i kill people and passed out. the very next day you felt like an everyday normal guy, opened the fridge, popped a beer, and sang not giving a fuck!

thumbs up

[renegades1106]

@darkestbarney bravo my friend. thats was both hilarious and clever. cudos mate.

[darkestbarney]

@renegades1106 thanks man lol

[renegades1106]

@darkestbarney your very welcome.

[thejona171]

the corner store is the best part i used to be soo scared to go into circle k hahahha

[11claytonbigsby11]

Story of my life

[brypod1]

I am right now XD

Like it... because you know you are too .

[ChildOfTheLotus66]

Hehe, dog's face= "You need help."

[knuckles91444]

jon knows what i'm goin through

[Schpeet1]

Yes i have!

[MrConjoo]

holy shit. this all has just happened lol

[WeBuiltChestnut]

literally everything he said has happened to me

[insertbadname]

im high as fuck !

[Phand]

Im high as fuck. right now. legit.

[monstermashsmb3]

@Phand on what

[relzm432]

the sad thing is.. i don't have to be high to think like this...

[byrdsteelers]

best song ever!

[japlonskyck]

haha the heart attack one happened to me, but then i calmed down, ate somethin, and watched tv

[TheKmz90]

the part about the dog is the best

[diaz2135]

children dont do drugs mmmkay

[MissThang303]

@diaz2135 I don't know what children you hang out with, but I consider myself a child, and yes, yes I do drugs. Mmmkay.

[bentotheclarke]

37 people are scarred of drugs

[Dudodit]

lol the first time i watched this i was high as fuck like two days ago. the highest ive ever been. i felt like he was telling my life story

[andii17]

i guess 37 people haven't been high as fuck.

[zuckini007]

lol cool remindes me on me^^

[iamagiantpotato]

every stoner knows exactly what he's talking about

[MadmanJoE100]

@iamagiantpotato All of it indeed, but especially the bit about the shop! LOL. used to do that all the fecking time

[Ninadji]

El-Rikardooo.... Love ya!

[aacce31812]

last time i got high as fuck i could have sworn i went back in time like an hour and i knew everything that was going to happen. even after i sobered up i could have sworn i knew what was going to happen. thats what its like being high as fuck

[mattmatt09123]

such a random beginning

"Have you ever watched the sun go down and think about the world spin around. Have you ever been high as fuck?"

[markf24]

buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there lol!

[naynkie123]

swwet memorys when i got high as fuck it wa mint

[stickman225]

KETCHUP CHIPS!

[sethhollie]

i have a porkupine!!!!! then i hit it with a baseball bat when i got the idea........R.I.P. mr. spikey......

[PeteJones100]

Is he on about being high on weed or acid? Coz ive sure as hell never seen chickens with human arms when Ive been high as fuck on weed...

[ajgirl678]

@PeteJones100 i have........

[wildabeast11235]

@PeteJones100 da shits obviously, you may have neen high, but youve never been high as fuck

[niggafield]

i have. it sucks and is awsome at the same time haha

[wildabeast11235]

@wildabeast11235 holy shit, i was high as fuck when i made that comment lol

[Trickboy100]

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bornstoner]

This lyrics are true as fuck ! xD

[n3wbie4life]

i wish chickens had human arms...

[TheForsakenFalcon]

LOL poor dog D=

[seedlessfrank]

Ketchup chips and battle ship!

[3vikingfan]

thinking of ketchup chips, and the game battleship

epic

[nogo488]

dude im fuking baked laughing my ass off

[ghettobankai]

@nogo488 bro I think we all are lol

[FangFiftyFive]

Copied from a pirated copy? wtf?

[iamjordandavoll]

uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıdʎʇ ɯı dn pǝʞɔnɟ os ɯı ʍoʍ

[t3d6000]

@iamjordandavoll how do u do that

[JBGF4ever]

@iamjordandavoll

omg! how do u rite like that!!?

[iamjordandavoll]

@JBGF4ever ¿ʇɐɥʍ ǝʞıl ǝdʎʇ

[JBGF4ever]

@iamjordandavoll

nooo!! lmao.. 4real!! :P tell me!

[millerhighlife2112]

@iamjordandavoll how did you do that?

[jedd1981]

@millerhighlife2112 high as fuk man!....duh

[Challium]

@iamjordandavoll Whoa I'm so fucked up my thumbs are appearing downward for this comment.

[iamjordandavoll]

@Challium Woah.....so, like, ive got 66 thumbs DOWN rite now?? crazy man

[aimeedou]

@iamjordandavoll I read the number of likes on thi as "89" instead od "68"

[uclafan1021]

I am so fucking high right now and it took me ten minutes to type this im using correct grammar and everything. this laptop is really warm and i like the buttons cause im warm. whole bag crackers im going to read this tomorrow and either laugh my assoff oir realize i forgot theres a guy rolling down the street in a dumpster. i know most of the guys reading this comment  im pretendind to be , high and ill tell you, i swear im not. what a fuckng trip

[unfilledmindless07]

bud, bud, bud, nigga!

[AlostPOET]

lmfaoo i have ate stale shit before but wth i was high as fuck so it tasted fucking great

[jaker1457]

if you dont understand most of the shit hes sayin, you havent been high as fuck.

[MovieMaker008]

so effing funny and soooo true! lmao!

[divedude396]

Dude, this song is just too cool. Anybody who doesn't get this song can stay out of my world and go fuck themselves. Your just too cool. Thanks.

[mindgames2007]

I love this sooo much!

[yellowpinktreehill]

Tht were so old tht they wernt crispy and mor lmaaaoo makes my fuckiin day every time dood please we need weed to be legal str8 up idgaf if the gov is watchin me say this legalize tht shyt now !!!

[snaredrumdude2]

spread the love guys. LEGALIZE FTW!

[glynnracing79]

i guessing by all of these dumb comments all of you are stupid teenagers or aldult losers.

[DJMDXX]

@glynnracing79 I'm guessing you're a pretty boring close minded person...I don't even smoke weed, but I'm for legalizing it because the effects of alcohol are much greater upon society than a simple plant is.

[APEEEEEx3]

stare at the moon at night when you're high.... the best fucking thing

[skatereatsmonster]

fuck im high as fuck right now im walking on sunshine