OSHO: ZEN & The Art of Escaping the Circle of Life & Death

[jmoncho2]

Was this recorded in the UN headquarters (green color marble in the background)

[Tyrkul]

ahahahahahaha

[frickadele]

If there really were a Jesus..

who was tortured as people write...

then Jesus would roll in his grave....

at that joke.

[jujutsu727]

Osho had 100 rolls royces, he enjoyed wealth, he didnt let money dictate his happiness, he used 100 rolls royces as a device to disturb people, if you are more interested in his rolls royces and riches it just shows where your mind is.. you are not focused on his words, meditation, love, laughter, etc, he even said that, and he said the more people ask me about rolls royces the more i will buy..

[federicodigi]

Look At his diamond watch......

Look At His designe clothes......

he is just another human being....another Ego

[Tengent]

@federicodigi He's talked about his jewelery before, I don't remember what he said though. I just discovered Osho.

[ArsArtRinzai]

@federicodigi

Ego = Diamond watch+Clothes??

nope, it has nothing to do with ego, do you mean you have to be a poor masochist to get rid of ego?

there's simply no connection

[RookieN08]

@federicodigi , you're the one who have greed because you're paying attention to his watch,luxury not his words. Osho has said that the more people are asking about my watch, the more i will buy it. Those watches are obviously a device to test your desire. So lose your desire my friend. Live wisely

[ermond]

@federicodigi funny cause eventually you'll realise that you can have anything, wear anything and it doesn't matter. The difference is how attached you are to the material.

[GBpueblo]

The key is not to get out of this cycle of birth and death, or going to heaven and not hell. The key is to understand how to get out of the programming this society has given you, as an individual." Gosh, OSHO is a true genius! Thx for the joke, Sir! I think, it is way lot easier to understand something if it is extremely painful or in your case extremely funny.

[fireongreen]

Osho also had like 90 Rolls Royces. He said every religion in the world is for the poor man, let there be at least one for the rich man lol. But "ownership" is only a mental concept. When things come you take them, and when they go, you just let them go. No big deal either way. What difference does it make if the diamond in on the ground or on your finger?

[caymanguy1000]

yeah why is osho wearing a expensive wrist watch???

[holm81]

@caymanguy1000 So he can know the time, duh.

[stochastic24]

@caymanguy1000 Perhaps because he doesn't really care about his image and so he doesn't wear a cheap watch just to avoid criticism.

It seems to me some people think that in order to have wisdom you have to adhere to specific belief systems such as anti-materialism, asceticism, abstinence, etc. Fortunately the case is the opposite, you obtain wisdom by not adhering to rigid belief systems.

[VoicingTheSounds]

@stochastic24 The watches were donated upon his leave from the usa. From his followers to show appreciation. I think he has about 12 rolexes :-D

[mindbodyspirit1111]

Why joke about Jesus. hey OSHO :-/

[tertommy]

Why is Osho wearing a wristwatch? Why should he care what time it is? Is he a slave to time? 

[xXPinkGoddessXx]

@tertommy Why do you have to be a slave to something in order to care about it? You're on a computer now, are you a slave to technology? You're in a house now, are you a slave to material objects?

[101011001]

@tertommy Osho is neither a spiritualist nor a materialist, he is both! While the watch has nothing to do with his being, it is pragmatic for use in the organized, societal world in which his message is shared.

[bkkapo93g]

I didn't get it at all.. What was the joke???

[CapellAya]

Nasus brought me here XD

[ajy67]

he just visited are planet wasn't born didn't die

[obaidCarkey]

@ajy67

you need to add one more sentence to your comment to complete a haiku!

[Leofox94]

Osho was a great wise man.

[mariansabo]

I like very much Osho!

Marian Sabo

[Dimy761]

You can worship Buddha everyday but when you don't understand how he became a Buddha it is completely useless.

[mrtauhid]

I don't like criticism about Jesus. I like him.

[martw77]

@mrtauhid Osho loves Jesus and that is why he jokes about him.

[Kyngofthekrew]

This is Brilliant!

Plus i had never heard the jesus tale told diffrently, his hanging usually had such a quality of suffering to it. But the way osho tells it, its funny, not only is it funny, but you dont suffer hearing it. Auto-Zen.

[Dookiebutt47]

this dude loks like hes from outer space!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[32GaugeSlug]

@Dookiebutt47 I think he was.

[sandimata]

osho is an Avatar..

[MrKaivalyapada]

jocaboqu: you sound like the Little Britain character who says 'Say that again' in Fat Fighters.

[10axyz]

I respecting knowledge of this man, but can not agree. To escape a circle of birthes and death - means to finish the personal karma on our planet. There is a law of karma, also quantity of incarnations:... in each big circle of evolution of planet ( 7 circles) and... in each human race ( 7 races).

[gibbsies]

=/ i wish i could understand him

[Trickpah]

@gibbsies wtf?

[Sesquiltera]

@gibbsies you too must be american

[FameBicz]

2:32

[yeewaishun]

for me, zen is not an escape from life and death. its an attitude to face life and death. 

[coshbane1]

@yeewaishun you made the point and not realizing it. How can you face something you don't know or have heard of, or think of or perhaps Have an agenda on?

[kimbuo]

@coshbane1 Lets not avoid suffering but face things with strenght and sincerity, thats the right way.

[yacket]

@coshbane1 escaping the circle of life and death? that only helps if you think its a circle. if Osho is on track he's saying what zen means to do which is to force you to live in immediacy, the present. every moment. it doesnt dismiss getting rid of cyclical nature, or it doesnt say not 2 face life/death with courage. the Truth/Way incorporates all of it w/o contention. to change the bible line to a 'zen' one: seek first to live always in the present moment and all of these things will be added.

[mowgdog]

@yeewaishun i think he means, through zen , life and death are meaning less , it is only a material that is born and dies , but the " being" was, is , and always will be.

[nirvanoalok]

he is awesome

[dings1337]

I'd say zen meditation is about doing away with the suffering. The approach it to stay with your mind in the present moment and observe yourself. You observe the thoughts and feeling as they come and go and your body. You don't let your mind drift away. The goal is to gain wisdom by that and identify, what causes suffering and understand oneself and others.

It leads to a peaceful state of mind and acceptance. I think it's quite good, a lot to learn, but zen is probably not a way of life for me.

[Elvinguese]

Stupid...how can we go out from that programming that you are telling...?false edea..and dont make stupid joke about Jesus Christ .....you must be moderate and equal to all religions....unrelevance talk....non sense.....

[sajins1]

@Elvinguese : It is through pure action,thoughts,meditation and devotion one can come out of this programming, but when our mind tries to escape out from this programming our senses will hold us back to enjoy the worldly pleasure.

[ngazinyine]

How can I know I escape from circle of life and death even if I did?

[CANISPEAKPLZ]

REAL MASTER WITHOUT ANY FEAR

[peace4peace4every1]

Classic. 

[kitxxxxxxx]

what i dont understand is how trust leads to enlightenment but you have to get rid of all your believes too. how can you do that if you're trusting everything people say? unless trust means something other than what im thinking.. oo heart open/ mind closed, or like an open passage way to no where ? complicated but so full of innocence at the same time

[Grophrane1337]

It is your own fault if you don't want to be in the photograph ;o

[595pc]

Yeap, getting out of our programmed minds and fall down in our hearts, than we can trully dance with existence. Namaste

[Walshd55]

i dont really get the joke...

[rk246]

@Walshd55 u must be american

[sweetmandy8686]

love and hate are the same thing, but i still have a hard time listening to such a thing, many of our great grandparents and generations before followed thatreligion, its like poking fun at our own ancestors, where we came from. i always thought we should cherish and learn from it, evolve as we have, and still are and continuously will.. i dont know... i guess thats the whole point. to each their own Osho ? ..

[CrushJehovah]

Your mind has a hard time understanding it not you. You (the real you not ego) are the Awareness behind the though. Mind cannot comprehend non-duality it looks in terms of separation. As soon as you identify with thought unconsciousness occurs. Thought cannot exist in the moment, it exists only in time (past/future). The only truth is in the herenow.

[avamp69]

beautiful

[sweetmandy8686]

just a little fuzzy on some things, but still, isnt this all about accepting anyone and everyone for they're own beliefs and not judging them, as long as they arent harming anyone?... then again, are we all supposed to accept such ridicule and mocery as well?

[sweetmandy8686]

but for the others that possibly believe. jesus himself had goodwishes, ..remember he existed back in.. well i cant say, but a hell of a long time ago, he was on the right path, ..

[sweetmandy8686]

wow ive follwed osho. i love his teachings , very knowledgeable, .. but i dont know if its really necessary to poke fun the way he was at the catholic church. i am in no way catholic and not very religious just free and out there, .. and i still was somewhat offended. not for me, ..

[PotatoJim]

Buddhists should be tolerant of all beliefs, i do not see how making fun of the god of another belief is in buddhist right speech.

[DJChinChin]

lol..

[freedom4minds]

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[freedom4minds]

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[lamin14]

epic joke loooool ...

[Vitaminnn07]

i can't make out about a half of what he says here

[joebloggsgogglebox]

Zen is good design or good design is Zen

[jerome4445]

Best joke I ever heard

[geoi88i]

haha but at least in the scriptures Jesus even says heaven is within and to go within just like osho said at the beginning

[jbhouse007]

@rosycolor. I have not heard anyone like OSHO. OSHO is right on every count. Religion is nothing: just stories to control society.

[23298198]

I second that!

[rosycolor]

No! The Buddhist priest never mocks the followers of any religions. Buddha loves peace and harmony. Buddha himself gives respect to all religions existing in his time. But I am not sure weather the master talking in this clip is Buddhist, if really he is; he is lying himself. And please stop creating religious conflicts in the name of Lord Buddha.

[valconstantin]

@rosycolor You nimrod, the religions are lies, they never help, they make it worse, they are designed to enslave you and take away any shred of awareness you have left.

Who would want to mock a bunch of psychopaths ?! You know they can't mock you back, they can only kill you back.

[valconstantin]

@rosycolor Oh wait, I'm sorry , Osho is not a priest and Buddha was never a priest. He was against priests. Buddha would have never agreed to what is now know as Buddhist priest.

[choicesdefineus]

@valconstantin exactly !

[NDBOUT]

I enjoy listening to this guy, there's no doubt he makes good since in regard to many aspects of life but after watching this video I can see a different side to him. Respect should be given to all religions, it is not right or proper for him to make a joke out of the crucifacation of Jesus and worse for everyone to laugh at it. He is obviously not as wise or thoughtful as he likes to think he is. If he chooses to be an atheist, that is fine but it does not give him a right to mock any religion

[blaindis]

oh cmon, its just a joke, i understand what u have in mind when u talk about respect but this is really funny, imagine osho was a chirstian, and he said the same joke... everybody would say 'well there is nothing wrong to laugh of ur own religion' but when a person who doesnot belong to that religion makes such joke he is suddenly considered as enemy or hater of that religion...osho is not seeking to abase any religion, he wants to stop the programmed thinkin,this time in a funny way. peace

[basasbeeso]

if ur happy person and you have love in your heart, there is no harm in laughing at things that are funny, ive seen alot of people that once they reach that centeredness they find almost everything funny. He isnt coming from a place of hatred, disrespect, he just finds it funny lool and you have to admit that it is.

[meenu0001]

@basasbeeso Wow! you must be a osho disciple to have such an insight.

Just look around everything is indeed funny.and once we can laugh at ourselves the journey has started.

[gia7770]

He is absolutely right! GO OSHO!! :D

[alaric88]

can someone explain to me the calvary story? i dont get it.. haha

[madzane94]

osho said there was no god..;. if he still believes this then don't listen to him

[MAJORJANNA]

pongan subtitulos! me falta leer el libro del sexo, el dios que nunca fue, pasion por lo imposible...

[jaxxosho]

Love and obliss

[marianamatrona]

pongan subtitulos en español por favor¡¡¡

[ullasrajchellappan1]

Osho jokes are the best i have ever heard....and he goes the most unconventional way to say something so conventional or routine...creating a new side altogether..

[brianhopkins22]

hahaha...probably one of the best laughs ive ever had. thanks bearded one.

[icriosphinx]

So, did he escape from death?

[amatistapy]

por favor pongan subtitulos en espanhol asi todos podemos aprender y aprovechar las ensenhanzas de Osho, gracias

[xVIRSHIx]

obviamente la persona que puso esto no sabe español, si no entendes otro idioma no esperes que los otros entiendan el tuyo... si queres una traduccion, te la puedo mandar yo misma por mensaje privado =)

[xVIRSHIx]

ok parece q habla portugues.. hay algun q otro video traducido y no es dificil de entenderlo x q es parecido al español... igual podrias buscar traducido al español

[azxcvtest]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Osho is unique.

[formless777]

So if I don't accept the existence of the wheel of reincarnation, then I am out of it, right ?

I got my thrill on Calvary hill. LOL !

[EnvyAbomination]

LOL PHOTOGRAPH

[omarafrica]

beautiful blasphemy :) hahaahah....

[rafaelfigueredo]

i agree =D

[dstreetdevilr]

THIS IS OSHO,AT HIS BEST

[rafaelfigueredo]

TOTALY - Very Straight Foward!!!

[jocaboqu]

Subs would be sooo helpful

[spirogrinder2]

@jocaboqu alot do have subs just search, u get to understand him after a while too

[HIHIMIII56]

@jocaboqu What language is it ?

[gamingchaos17]

@jocaboqu check transcript

[TetraXannabis]

@jocaboqu subs wont help

[theboy01]

lol..nice..

[prabeer]

immense knowledge, lucidly expressed with such great oratory skill....OSHO is indeed great. And the jokes are simply hilarious....the way OSHO delivers the joke ...just amazing. Long live OSHO.

[as89189]

@prabeer dude I believe he passed already

[alcobaseta]

@prabeer I seem to remember John Lennon and his "we are more popular than Jesus." That always echoed to me of pushing your luck. Osho may well have a spiritual pedigree which allowed him to push that luck even further. Conversely I see his "believers" laughing uproariously as if on cue and wonder if they have really done that much homework.

[avelione]

yeah!

[inoshan007]

this is g8 1

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