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  • This rambling is satire right...?? :P lol

  • All that's required to go to Heaven is believe in God, right? Or is there more to it, I dunno...

  • @therealcapitalist you need to be born again.

  • can the internet shouting JUST SHUT UP!

    atheists and theists alike have no reason to refute directly the other faiths, with insults.

    you want to insult some-one online? go to a forum.

    you want to bulk your own knowledge of every faith to understand which stance is correct? THEN MAKE A DAMN VIDEO.

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual that was interestingly stated.

  • hilarious video :D

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  • @Aeriths it's interesting that you can diagnose the minds and hearts of most people in the world, solely based on your own personal experience.

  • @LauderdaleBaptist & its interesting that you can determine the same, based solely on a book that was written a couple of millennia ago by people who had no understanding of how things worked with no evidence or merit. Obviously Im just a lost soul, miserable in my own disillusion of how I feel. Because I’m such a horrible person based on the fact that I dont beleive in the same author as you, so I deserve to burn in unfathomable agony for all eternity while you sip umbrella drinks in the sky?

  • @Aeriths yeah but it doesn't have to be that way

  • @LauderdaleBaptist no? how is that? I'm afraid reconverting back to christianity is out of the question. That would be like telling an adult that Santa is real and the only way to presents is through him. Besides, I have already committed the one unforgivable sin in the Bible, I have denied the Holy Spirit (Mark 3:29 in case you have no idea what I’m talking about). So tell me, what “hope” is there for me?

  • @LauderdaleBaptist but really though, why would I disregard all evidence and logic that we as a species has accumulated (despite the objections of the church might I add) in order to better understand the cosmos, for a fairy tale that was written when we still had no concept of anything and describes everything with a mindset of the earth being flat and we the center of all things? Its like the Matrix, once you know the truth, there is no going back.

  • @Aeriths Do you mean like how you knew who God was, but one day you decided you didn't want to retain him in your knowledge...

    So God gave you over to a reprobate mind...

    Is that your question?

  • @FriedAtheist Hehe Romans, well I suppose if you look at it from a Christian Stand point then yes I suppose I have, however I hardly consider myself of a depraved mind anymore (Was a hard core christian for years...) I just find it hilarious that theists get so uptight after we stand up for ourselves, after they condemn us to an eternity of horribleness for nothing else but not thinking like them...and they do it with a smile on their face... now who has a reprobate mind? lol

  • 0:55 he says you take a child and explain to him god and he understands it but then he later goes on to say that when someone says they believed in it becuase thats what they were told to believe is an unhonest awnser? what?? lol

  • @Kohltonc he says every child KNOWS in his heart, and when you tell him who God is, the child RECOGNIZES GOD... he doesn't say they just believe in the god they are told.

    And he also says that the ATHEIST is the one giving the dishonest answer.

    He said the atheist will say "I NEVER REALLY BELIEVED, I just believed what people told me as a kid."

    Listen to it again and try to understand what is being said. It's not a contradiction at all.

  • @CutClip then what about the children who grow up in different cultures and religions? are you saying that even though they may grow up buddhist or in the islam religion that they will doubt that religion because there is a god and religion they havent ever heard about yet but know in their hearts its the true god and religion.

  • @Kohltonc exactly

  • @CutClip thats highly arrogant to think that and that speaker has no evidence to support such claims. and the bible is not evidence so dont go for that broken record. how are you to believe that a child accepts the idea of god when you tell them and they dont question it, but when you tell them not to touch the pot on the stove becuase its hot and will hurt them they still do it? if an islamic child has doubts about their cultures god, then a christian child will have the same doubts of theirs

  • @Kohltonc your point is moot and revolves around a strawman argument.

    What do you want me to say?

  • @CutClip how is it a strawman argument?

  • Half of what you say is true the other half I cannot understand how you could miss all of this. Belief alone cannot save you. You can tell a child anything and they will believe it, What about Santa Clause? Even the demons believe that there is a God and shutter. James 2:19 Belief alone is sufficient for salvation.

  • I love the lines in the video that make this moron look like the puppet he is.

  • @GalacticAccident

    um

    thanks

    i guess

  • @LauderdaleBaptist Did I offend you? So sorry, but according to you I (along with millions of non believers and people of other faiths) deserve to go to a place of everlasting torment to suffer agonizingly for all eternity, all because we don't believe the same things as you, but that's OK,

    um

    thanks

    i guess.

  • @GalacticAccident No you didn't offend me.

    I'm not the Pastor in these videos.

    But according to God's Word, there is none righteous, no NOT ONE.

    For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.

    For the wages of sin is death, but the GIFT of God is ETERNAL LIFE through JESUS CHRIST our Lord.

  • @LauderdaleBaptist I don't believe you!

  • I'm a dinosaur... Do you believe me? Oh, you can't? Yeah, I figured. That's because belief isn't a choice.

    Atheists don't choose not to believe in gods. It just happens. It's that simple.

  • As soon as someone utters, "The Bible says," then you know they've lost the argument.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer your momma

  • @FriedAtheist I can't reply to such wisdom. Wow. How deep of you.

  • The bible condones killing babies when it's convenient for them. Happy now?

  • Regardless of context, it's one of many deplorable, disgusting line from the bible that most people tend to ignore. The real question is what's you point. To know mine, all you have to do is watch the link I posted. Hmmm...2 stars!

  • Good and true message!

  • Children will believe anything you tell them. According to the bible "Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." Oh, you left that one out.

  • @declanp1 What is your point by taking something out of context?

  • @nightvidcole = Hypocrite

  • @LauderdaleBaptist How am I a hypocrite? i wrote one comment and you say I am a hypocrite ?

  • @MRNEILRYAN = hypocrite

  • @thebluebaboons = hypocrite 

  • That is not the answer to all children's questions. I am still legally a child , and this speech , does not answer all my questions.

  • @nightvidcole Amen to that :L Ahaha

  • Oh look, another book worshipper.

    You ah forgot to throw in Pslams 14:1 into that little speech.

  • @MRNEILRYAN  ur awesome!!! no joke.

  • people dont go to hell or heaven. someone dying it just the same as a chicken dying. we're the same thang!! living creatures. NObody can prove that, ppl die....would he come back and say "oh btw, there's a god" "ok, got to go back to hell/heaven" hahahaha

    hahahaha, its funny to hear what he's saying. lmao.

  • @wildlifedefender

    You won't be laughing in hell.

  • @LauderdaleBaptist the "hell" i wont, cus there wont be any. hahaha

  • @wildlifedefender keep telling yourself that until the day you arrive there.

  • @LauderdaleBaptist when the day comes. I will donate my body to the hospital, I will be completely DEAD! Just like the cow you eat in hamburgers. Mmm maybe there is a cow heaven, but no....i guess your god it too greedy for "Humans Only". Wildlife Defender talking, I take into account animals. :D

    NoHate.JustOpinion. :)

  • @wildlifedefender 6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

    7 And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall eat straw like the ox.

    8 And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.

    9 They shall not hurt nor destroy... Isaiah11

  • @LauderdaleBaptist thats relevant to what i said. Why does your god have to be a killer, slaughterer, of animals?? They have the right to live too. They werent "made to feed humans". Its a human choice that people developed carnivorous traits to be able to eat other animals for survival.

    :)

  • @wildlifedefender

    God is not to blame for sin.

  • @LauderdaleBaptist haha, ok. you just switched topics w/o finishing with before. not enough support to say i guess....

    I know your imaginary god is not to blame, its the ppl's fault.

  • @LauderdaleBaptist Yeah.. its not like he created sin or anything. If he created everything then he created people doubt towards his religion. He cant blame us for being doubtful. Why did he not just erase all sins and human nature? And then he expects us to dress up every sunday and apologise for being human?? No offense to you , but a god this unlogical is not a god i wish to believe in let alone WORSHIP .

  • Wait... this isn't a parody? Wow... that's really a messed up worldview.

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