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  • The Mirror, i have been trying to beat it. But whenever i look at it i see it's awesome!

  • @mupp33n she's really sweet and her gums are big she doesnt have plastic teeth! Don't say you hate someone on there looks! And hate is a strong word -.-

  • Will you mary me???!!!

  • Lame then a bicth

  • lmmfao @ "except for that one time"

  • This dude is better than sxephil.

    But still not good enought to be in my subscriptions. *trollface*

  • i got beef with u

  • I GOT BEEF with the Grocery Store. Well, they have their own. And then I buy the beef from them, so in essence, WE have beef.

  • A kid who bullied me back from 6th grade to 11th grade. I still don't forgive that fucking shithead.

  • I hate that girl at 0:55 she looks like a shark or her mouth is plastic.

  • Les Schtroumpfs!

  • I thought black people drank orange soda, i thought i was sticking it to the man by drinking grape, damn back to orange i go

  • "Thats Right! I own over 100 Smurfs...ladies!" - best pickup line ever

  • 50 CENT! Thats exactly how it happened.

  • i got beef with the system

  • I GOT BEEF WITH YOU! TOBUSCUS! with your awsome videos and.. your cool literal trailers THEY ARE JUST SO GREAT THAT I WANT TO KISS THE SCREEN EVERY TIME I WATCH ONE! D:< ... ._. ok that did sound kinda gay :l

  • "I wanna rub ya feet!" Hahaha *subscribed*

  • I would probably do the same thing if I was in his place XD

  • WRINKLY HEAD--- GROW SOMEHAIR

  • i have beef with beef

  • just subscribed to a LOT of places

  • I have beef with racist people who can only say racist things through a computer but not to a persons face -:| and with bitches and ignorant people and fat girls who think they are the sexiest people in the world

  • I have beef with my crazy-ass ex-girlfriend... and believe me when I say she's crazy 0_0

  • I have beef with rolls....I love burgers :3

  • amen

    !!!

  • Haha lived it. I am a white girl on YouTube. (new but still) your a funny guy.

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  • damn you black nerd you made me crave grape soda!!

  • 1:26 - 1:31 Why do you lie???? We all know you like her tits (mostly). Its ok brother, we all do.

  • Ok, this was funny ...so I subscribed! LOL 

  • I have beef with my sisters boyfriend for the same reason as you and you're crazy uncle except he's always in town.

  • LOL except for that one time.

  • Except for that one time... Lol!

  • Beef. Now all I can think about are beef tacos <_< haha

    I've kinda got beef with that bossy chick who wasn't even my boss that I worked with at the local theme park last fall. I don't think she knows I'm annoyed by her but I'm probably never gonna work there again. haha

  • grape soda is tasty

  • Wow! So funny. Why did it take so long to come across your page? Hi-la-rious-ness-ity!

  • smurfs. i got beef with smurfs n now i got beef with u

  • I WANNA KISS YO FACE HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i have beef in my sandwich

  • Grape drink :D

    Sugar, water and purple...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  • GREAT vid!!!

  • i have beef with easyjet right now.

    i dont normally have beef with anyone

    but shiiiiiiiiiiit

  • rotlf

  • spricket24 hates smufs :<

  • You aint neva lied ...Nerdy and goofy describes you well

  • pause 0:19

  • lol i watch your videos and i do not stop l;aughing!!!!

  • I watch Hot For Words all the time and she just up loaded to my email your video. You are hilarious. So I subbed to your channel. I don't have a beef with anyone, on too many meds for that lol (JK) or am I. any who keep things flowing. Peace Bro. : )

  • Marina (HotForWords) sent me over here. And I have a beef with my lady Marina. Her videos used to be so spicy, so interesting. Now it's like Mr. Rodgers with boobs. And no edge anymore, whatsoever. I want the spice back. So that's my beef.

    And you are funny funny funny. So in protest I had to subscribe to your chennel.

  • @meb659 I think from watching her videos from the start in 2007 she has changed a bit. I like the old way better also. Peace Bro.

  • i have beef with an ex housemate who owes me & my mum money & owes mum a major apology for blaming her for something she did not do

  • I got beet with your smurfs. Specifically one of your smurfs. Specifically the one who brings smurf weed over to his babysitting job with my kid.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OMG I AM 18 GOD HELP ME

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • f u u are annoying

  • lol love this

  • Dude. You are fracking hilarious. 

  • Nerds are actually smart, not just addicted to videogames and animes

  • FUCKING LOL. Adorable man, awesome video.

  • YAAAAY!!!! X MEN T SHIRT!!!! I should probably check out all the famous I haven't subbed to yet! (I really should open up another account, I'm drowning in subscriptions!) I currently have beef with my sister, I think I may be winning thanks to my newly learnt ability to use and understand logic and manipulate it towards my parents!

  • i don't have beef I'm vegetarian 

  • OH Bro, Trust me your not the only one with a uncle who only comes around to get money for a quick rich scheme. *Thinks of his uncle's failure of a Ice Cream Store in Alaska."

  • LMAO... Subscribed.. your awesome

  • this was hilarious

  • I GOT BEEF WITH MY COUSIN HE SHOOTED ME WITH BB'S :(

  • definitely loved it, subscribed!

  • I got beef wit people who say shit like aura -C.C

  • I got beef with you @blacknerdcomedy !!! Cause you keep that spot on Movie Mob for so long and they wouldn't let the not-so-funny-jewish-guy in. And then you stole my spot as Scooby-Doo when my friends went to Comic-Con as the Mystery Team a few years ago. I had the flu and they promised not to get another Scooby till they saw you!

  • I WANNA KISS YO FACE!!!! - wait noo.... 

  • I got some beef wit the pres. i mean wat up with him runnin our contry u know who does he think his is, bill clinton?

  • @eveye Bring it on, ha ha! Hey, nice YouTube page. Can I be one of your "dear friends?" ;)

  • @DanClaudes Aww thanks! I'm doing the best I can. Everyone just keep telling your YouTube friends to subscribe to me or ask some of your favorite YouTubers to collab with me. Appreciate the love!

  • it's kickin off

    *Dodger PressHeartToContinue girl i be runnin outta Coins

    *SupaDupaFlyGirl you SupaDupaFINNEGirl,in all seriousness, you real sweet, I'd introduce you to my momz for real

    *TarynSouthern yall betta hide yo kids,wives and husbands because she stealing everybody study time with her humour. Big up

    *CommunityChannel Orchestrating LOLFESTS since 2006

    there are just so many, HIROKOCHANNEL,Happyslip,LaciGr­een,HurricaneAubrey,kinagranni­s and many more,big up to all the ladies of youtube!!

  • @terranark LOL! The beef is strong with this one...

  • i just saw and add from carfax with blacknerdcomedy in it

  • @11FrenchFry Yes you did! Go to the @Carfax YouTube channel and you can see it again and again... :)

  • im a white chick, u can rub my feet :)

  • @futurestar94britfan Ha ha ha! Well as long as you're legal, I'm down :)

  • @BlackNerdComedy well lol not exactly, im 15 haha

    but thats the legal age here in sweden so... :P

    thanks for the friend invite btw

  • "That's right I own over 100 smurfs, ladies" LMAO

  • @ARareAbnormality That's right. Sexy, huh? ;)

  • @BlackNerdComedy Haha, damn straight - I mean come on, they're smurfs, lol

  • I got a BEEF with you Meagan Davis! Your blond self always walkin' around tickin' people off. With those huge... tracts of land.

  • A soon as you buy a mac computer you loose your nerd status.

    And i think you are far better at black nerd comedy than just at black comedy.

  • I have a beef with you, you just don't know it yet. :)

  • @MinxRiot Is that so? Sounds like someone is ready to get their feet rubbed! Cause I got beef with you! :)

  • that actualy made me laugh, wohoo

  • @vivianmari Thanks so much, glad you enjoyed it.

  • Lol, your really funny xD.. subscribe

  • @TurquoiseSora Awesome! Thank you so much for the subscription. I really appreciate it.

  • I have beef with all the douche bags that don't subscribe to BlackNerdComedy...>.>;

  • @Harryson6 Ha ha, I like the way you think!

  • @BlackNerdComedy The Ninja VS The Pirate! The show down the world has been waiting for since the net came to be! The only being able to help make this epic battle of super powers come to pass, The Black Nerd!

  • @EvilPirateKing You won't be able to make that decision until you meet Ninja Pirate!!!

  • i love chelsea handler!! funny video

  • @stoner0824 Thanks, glad you like it. 

  • i do not want a beef with him

  • @metalman1569 Ha ha, you are too kind :)

  • subscribe

  • @bendiksoerensen Thanks for the subscription!!!

  • @BlackNerdComedy ur welcome! :3

  • hahaha!!! this is hilarious. i subscribed =D

  • @ThatAwesomeElyse Thanks "Tyronda" ;) I subscribed right back!

  • @BlackNerdComedy hahahah thank you, it's actually Elyse, but thanks =P

  • I guess you have to be from the south to have pork with women.

  • @blummedia Ha ha ha! Actually, I am from the south, so I do have pork with women. BBQ pork with a side of cole slaw ;)

  • @BlackNerdComedy I like your work my new friend.

  • @BlackNerdComedy NC, raise up. I was surprised to learn you're from my home state and a member of the wolfpack. Tarheels, baby.

  • Sorry sorry, the key to a woman's heart is 101 smurfs, not 100. Soooo close.

  • @MrsKirklandSoon Actually, I have OVER 100 Smurfs. I'm pretty sure it's over 101, I lost count.  So now what do you say, baby? ;) LOL

  • @BlackNerdComedy Ah, now that changes things. *in old American voice* But alas, with that many smurfs women will be swarming you and so I have no chance

  • i have beef in my hamburger

  • @Reloadnikka Yummy, I want some!

  • I have beef with a beautiful white girl. Hahaha.

  • @ksly1111 Oooh, what's her name and why do you have beef with her? :)

  • i have beef with my dads boss ;) he's such a lazy git :P :L

  • @rainbowcupcakesyow Ha ha ha! Tell that lazy git to get to work! :)

  • I have beef with Kanye's lower row of teeth

  • @claptrap11 LOL at only buying Pokemon White :)

  • @claptrap11 What about Fred Flintstone, heh heh heh :)

  • LOL...

    nice :D

    funny :D

    keep it up !

  • Zordon, for not making me a Power Ranger

  • I got beef with RWJ. he never picks my comments. :(

  • OMG U R SO FUNNY!!!

  • I got beef with the hot chick i sit next to at work cus she damn fine and i dont want her to know i think she fine lol, i try to talk shit but i end up complimenting her instead. and by the way this is one of the most funniest vids ive seen, along with your interview with Selwyn Ward

  • yay spricket24!! lol you can't say a bad thing about the pretty girls.

  • I got beef with a guy at work who thinks he's the shit, but what he don't know is everyone doesn't like him! I'm just waiting for him to to get smacked down (though it'll probably be by me)!

    Also, hilarious stuff! Love the compliments, and I can't wait to see your next video! :)

  • HUGS :)

    -OlgaKay

  • @olgakay Oh sweetheart, you're the best! Thanks so much! I voted for you by the way. Just Dance is one of my favorite games. Let's dance battle sometime!!! ;)

  • @olgakay OLGA! I didn't know you commented on videos as well! (Seriously I grew up on YouTube with the belief that super-famous YouTubers don't comment coz they're way too busy! You've proven me wrong!)

  • Thanks so much for the love this video is getting! I really appreciate it. If you found out about this from @BrittaniLouiseTaylor @Spricket24 or @AndreasChoice, leave a reply to this message and let me know. I love to meet newbies and I hope you like and subscribe :)

  • @BlackNerdComedy I found out about this video from spricket24. You just earned yourself a new subscriber. Good shit man!

  • I can't get over how amazing your vids are. You never fail to make me laugh, sir...And make no mistake, the 100 Smurf Ownership thing is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • @Kaseypoteet I agree completely! Smurfs are indeed sexy!

  • i got beef with you because you got my first name ;)

  • can i have one of your 100 smurfs... :)

  • who said black nerds are funny???

  • i thought it was really funnny! :D one of your "better" vids

  • Umm smurf obessed??? lol LOVE ur videos

  • I have a beef with an evil psychotic sadistic covert government agency that is out to kill me.

    Unknown

  • DEEEeeeeim! That's alot of SMURFS!!

    You're cool, cuz.. Well.. You gotta lot of smurfs! ;D

  • I have a beef with an evil sadistic government agency that is out to kill me.

    Unknown

  • BLT sent me this way. I have to say, terrific stuff! I was laughing throughout. Looks like I'm going to have to take a peak into the archives here. I have a feeling I've stumbled upon something great!

  • I have beef with a girl in my school that I like to call chin, cuz she has no chin :D from her lower lip it goes straight down to her chest....it looks totally weird.

  • omg smurfs are the shizz! which one is your fave?

    ya, i'm a white chick, and I got beef... but it's not with a goofy black guy. it's with some trashy rednecks that live across the street. RAWR! (actually vlogged on it already. usually I'm nice, but they made me mad.)

    anyhowz... great video... and grape soda is good... but orange is better :D

  • Have beef Whit My freand

  • Awesome vid dude,

    made my day :)

  • SMURPSSS!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • .............. ferd that squicky fuck

  • oh yea? bring it on goofy one...

  • BLT faved this vid :D,, I like this beefy blackguy :D

  • I got beef with my friend cuz her bf turned her into a bitch.

  • So any of these chicks respond with some "beef" yet? I'd like to know if they would like to join you for dinner.

  • thats right i got over 100 smurfs... ladies. lmao

  • LOL "AndreasChoice why you even on the list? don't matter, all I know is that I wanna rub your feet"

  • I have beef with you! Because...uhhh... your awesome!

  • omg youre amazing.

  • haha this is great!!!!

  • LMFAO im a goofy black guy!

  • DONT MATTA, I WANNA RUB YO FEET.

  • Beef on Taco bell cause they dont give Coke

  • wait is that a stereotype? that black people like grape soda or something? because it's pretty awesome. and if that is a stereotype then how come I randomly it most of the black stereotypes when I'm a nerdy white guy haha

  • technically, it should be that you have "more than 100 smurfs" not "over 100 smurfs" :) ...not hot for words, just geeky for them!

  • Andreaschoice added your vid to her favorites so I checked it out and now im subscribed. Ya!

  • I got beef with Mcdonalds the way you supply me with a lat night balance to my head after a heavy evening of drinking

  • i have beef with that one guy jramirez :(

  • LOL it's on yo! :D

  • I have beef in my pants!! YEAH !!!

  • This Made My Day! :D

  • cool i just subscribed