I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I really want Trey Parker to bend me over a dumpster while Matt Stone tea bags me so hard that I puke from my nose.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd really like to have sex with you tonight... LOL - and whoever said the opening song was the best part of this movie - well - no. It's hillarious, but hampster style is epic.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw
"YEAH!!!! SUCK THAT COCK!!!"
silentbutdeadlytype 1 month ago
ORGAZMO
Thatbirdwiththecrest 1 month ago
I really want to see this movie now
CurtisAlfeld 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
categories= autos&vehicles?! wtf?
xblindguardianx 1 month ago
The original "No homo"
Dwk519 2 months ago
what a hipster
he was a brony before it was cool :P
markust1994 2 months ago 3
@khris2049 no it is not a porno but it does show tits in the beginning and thats the only time i swear you will enjoy this movie!
1mcajun 3 months ago
NO HOMO
melandgabsawsomepage 3 months ago
STUNT COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BoBtheparrot7 3 months ago
@DAyomandude clopclopclopclopclop
GunnarSavage 3 months ago
dey took his jerb!!
airemillion90 3 months ago
Theres nothing gay about being a brony
alwaysmaggot11 4 months ago 7
His face at the end is like GOD DAMMIT
B0mbz123 4 months ago
curly mullets are somewhat close to being as kickass as unicorns
EzPzLemnSqueezy 4 months ago
I don't like to sound like a queer or something, but I am sexually attracted to men.
Imhornydadcomeinside 4 months ago
I'm not gay I just like gay sex
Keikuina 4 months ago
The original Brony.
DojiLOL 5 months ago 17
16 people got their ass kicked by a unicorn.
HeartBreakerForever 5 months ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I have sex with men
nebhuskers923 5 months ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or ni
nebhuskers923 5 months ago
Dude I think Unicorns kick ass too.
ImTheDude909 6 months ago
look here bronies this is one of our founding fathers and we salute you
SirNaziCommunist 6 months ago 3
PONIES COUNT TOO XD
bombz4327 6 months ago
Do unicorns team up with Hit Girl and Big Daddy?
acceptthis01 6 months ago
@acceptthis01
Yes, yes they do.
ToastyTheDragon 6 months ago
That face he does at the end is priceless
DakotaDead 6 months ago 3
Unicorns queef rainbows!!! Fun little fact
dd31406 6 months ago
Ponies.
eggsaladinthetub 6 months ago 6
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I would like to make love to you tonight.
JoeyBagODonuts612 6 months ago
Twilight Sparkle is the best pony
cheetah672 7 months ago
@cheetah672 No way brony, it's all about Fluttershy.
JoeyBagODonuts612 6 months ago
My Little Pony.
herbienbrian2 7 months ago 3
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i dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, But your dick tastes like shit
doonie926 7 months ago
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doonie926 7 months ago
16 people think they can kick a unicorns ass
billytim7 7 months ago
is it wrong that i find matt stone hot here?
artistsComplex 7 months ago
one of the best lines in film
mwazit 7 months ago 2
666 likes
johanbest 8 months ago
14 people don't think Unicorns are kick-ass
Rnordinify 8 months ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but Orgazmo was awesome.
d3rkaderk4 8 months ago
I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but i think half of these comments arent funny
SkinnyC902 8 months ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I really want Trey Parker to bend me over a dumpster while Matt Stone tea bags me so hard that I puke from my nose.
UberNoob33 9 months ago 85
@UberNoob33
Me too
LovelyGuts1 8 months ago
@UberNoob33 lol damn pretty rough
GoWIGNORANCE 8 months ago
@UberNoob33 what?! xDD
ellikennyslove15 5 months ago
@UberNoob33 Dude that is so gross but it cracked me up for like 10 minutes thnx I needed the laugh lol
PapaRoachAndSkillet 5 months ago
i don't want to sound like a queer or nothing but i think GET TO THE CHOPPA
FatGuyWithAKatana 9 months ago
You ever see that movie Clash of the Titans?
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think you just lost the game.
ali14chahrour 9 months ago
@gojiguyver3 my< frickin' thumps up button is broken. But that was the first thing i thought about when i heard matt saying that!
Schlimmerfinger87 10 months ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but hulk hogan we comin for you nigga!
ZodiacKillerSFPD 10 months ago
I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Id like to make love to you tonight....
antisadism 10 months ago
14 people failed to not sound queer
poyanator 10 months ago 5
Fourteen people don't think unicorns are kick-ass.
Zerudah 10 months ago 4
any way of getting that background music?
ChadPichler76 10 months ago
@ChadPichler76 Look up DVDA porn groove the may have recorded that one. I know they recorded at least one porn groove.
falconer6439 9 months ago
Am I a man now?
Goodguy211 10 months ago
DAVE IS THE SHIT!!!
gwarriorfromhell 10 months ago
what movie was this from?
17GreenLantern 11 months ago
@17GreenLantern Orgazmo
satanwilleatyursoul 11 months ago
@satanwilleatyursoul thx
17GreenLantern 11 months ago
I love this background music.
ryankon518 11 months ago
@DXSXDXSXD A MAAAOUN MAAAAAAOUN MAAAAAAOUN
imposibru 1 year ago
@imposibru MAOURLY MAOURLY MAOUN!
kricku 1 year ago
12 people are queers
NinjaBeeCollecter 1 year ago 3
Best 19 seconds ever !
NOW YOU'RE A MAYUWN !
JeggerJabbar 1 year ago
@DXSXDXSXD you r not a man youre a maaAAan
MyPiderman 1 year ago
No its probably the titties!
ziegeliebe 1 year ago 2
UNICORNS ARE KICK ASS!!!
juliegurl15 1 year ago
UNICORNS ARE KICK-ASS!
juliegurl15 1 year ago
i don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but you have a nice ass. lol i love this movie
spidey951 1 year ago
Stuntcock!.....Stuntcock!....Hey how you're doin?
Visman27 1 year ago
@DXSXDXSXD YOU'RE A MANY-MAN-MAN NOW YOU'RE A MAYUN!
genericusernames2 1 year ago
"I'll find a way to break free, Assfuck Twins!
chesney2 1 year ago 2
@chesney2 "i'll find a way to break free......assfucktwins!...."
RetroGuy8090 1 year ago
unicorns....there kickass
VictorVonFox 1 year ago
dude! I watched this DVD today, and I don't remember this scene!!! Maybe it was whilst I was getting a drink or something......... still - LOL
yellowmegavidz 1 year ago
@yellowmegavidz haha.... so funny........NOT!
GameplaySpecial 1 year ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but assholes are keewl.
Smartuur 1 year ago
yeah i don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but matt and trey looked cute when they were younger.
robbieforza16 1 year ago
wich is true..... unicorns are kick ass
jrrenz01 1 year ago
Haha Matt and Trey are hilarious! X3
RoseHanamori 1 year ago
they soitenly are!
rongravy 1 year ago
hahaha
DopeStar42 1 year ago
I am sancho
recon500 1 year ago 3
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd really like to have sex with you tonight... LOL - and whoever said the opening song was the best part of this movie - well - no. It's hillarious, but hampster style is epic.
gamiensrule 1 year ago 3
@gamiensrule hampster style is indeed epic
AngeredKabar 1 year ago
@gamiensrule Shhhhh you cant speak of it GAWD!
lm1289 1 year ago
Judging using this clip, im gonna go out on a limb and say that the openning song was the best part of this movie
PowerSprinter 1 year ago
@PowerSprinter Its actually a good movie. I am a big Trey and Matt fan though so i could be a little biased. You should give it a chance.
lm1289 1 year ago
The look he makes after making his proclamations = the best
stickydog480 1 year ago
no it's probably the titties
poppers112233 1 year ago 4
"I don't wanna sound queer or anything but I think you've got a sweet ass!"
ThePieIsLie 1 year ago 2
I THINK: UNICORNS KICK ASS
hallebalo 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS!
Vortexmonkey 1 year ago
i love these guys. srsly
oliFreestyle 1 year ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think Justin Bieber's kickass!
ShortFingeredShreder 1 year ago
@ShortFingeredShreder even if you are quoting a line from this video, it doesnt save you now
iamthehobolord 1 year ago
No its probably the titties.
Bastige56 1 year ago
A MANLY MANLY MAYOOOOON!
OMFGLAZERGUNPEW 1 year ago
is there the part in which Steeve talks about Depeche Mode ? It's the greatest one :D
MaxouTK210 1 year ago
they are
MegaJorge43 1 year ago
Darkshade OMG...that's hilarious what you said. Hahhahaa.
EricSchwin22 1 year ago
@xiroko50 no simply no
n0ha3r 1 year ago
weird,but funny lol
kaseycutie12 1 year ago
that hair is as well, hahaha what a great character dave is. LOVE matt stone!
innitdoe1979 1 year ago
Dave's favorite video game is Robot Unicorn Attack.
Goribus 1 year ago 38
Hell yeah Orgazmo is a great movie. Trey and Matt are geniuses!
akaguchi81 1 year ago 2
lmfao dave kicks ass, always coming up and saying "i don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing but".
tamura808 1 year ago 4
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw
fenerlialp 1 year ago
what is the title of this movie???!!!
longlivewhites 1 year ago
@longlivewhites Orgazmo
jever2620 1 year ago
@jever2620 thx:Dis this a funny movie???
longlivewhites 1 year ago
It is funny in places - i love southpark but not this - but it depends on your humour
skylandmountain 1 year ago
@longlivewhites hells yea
jever2620 1 year ago
thx:D
longlivewhites 1 year ago
Orgazmo
Igrandov 1 year ago
thank u:D
longlivewhites 1 year ago
lol i love that face at the end
cornmaster2009 1 year ago 3
lol
jackandstewiearefrie 1 year ago
I AM SENSUAL!!!
y0utubemetube 1 year ago
dave and humphrey. two of the many reasons to love matt stone
rrk722 2 years ago
Hilarious!
GodHatesFacts 2 years ago
lol dave is kick ass, lol when he gets shot with the orgasmaay when tlkin to that guy and like right after hes done he just keeps on tlkin lol
xxXXILLXXxx 2 years ago 4
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin'.... but it was a pegasus in Clash of the Titans.
BiancaEstrella303 2 years ago 48
@BiancaEstrella303 good call.
fracturedframesprods 7 months ago
OMG I didn't realise is that Matt Stone? The hair just threw me off.
testtube173 2 years ago 5
Mhmm lol. I really wish he would have been in more of this movie. I loved the movie but every scene that matt stone is in is just HILARIOUS lol.
melvinjew 2 years ago
"i think unicorn kick ass"!! LOL i still have da movie!!!
nitedragon209 2 years ago
his fuckin face before he walks off LMFAO...
FreewheelBurrrnin 2 years ago 26
Haha I used to love Trey and Matt growing up as a kid, this just brings it all back
HordeFTL 2 years ago
This never gets old.. :DDDD
MrSavior 2 years ago 8
Man look how young they are in this comapred to BASEketball.
showmetheinuyasha 2 years ago 2
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but i think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
Darkshade02 2 years ago 489
ahahahahah
jerryfinn 2 years ago 53
QUEER
gibsondanny 2 years ago
lol
Darkshade02 2 years ago
@Darkshade02 GAY FISH!
Rikuproductionz 1 year ago
@Darkshade02 Don't worry, there's nothing queer about bad taste in music.
upyerrzzz1 10 months ago
wht movie is this? sum1 let me know
streetmessiah 2 years ago
orgasmo
snickersthemouse 2 years ago
orgazmo
jiggyy 2 years ago
Orgazmo
RRRRRaa 2 years ago
LMao Matt Stone is awesome
kornminded666 2 years ago 6
dude who doesnt think unicorns kick ass
Conker0051 2 years ago 5
unicorns are kick ass!
StallionVideos 2 years ago 2
the face he makes is the best
Deadhead51 2 years ago 8
"Yeah, I dun wanna sound like a queer or nothing... but I think unicorns are kickass"
XDD
pure win.
SahlukeandBlade 2 years ago 9
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rudd420 2 years ago
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CaptainMcTowelie 2 years ago
UNICORNS ARE TOTALLY KICK ASS!
leasylala 2 years ago 15
Nice hair...
Aloradelyda 2 years ago 6
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight!
One of the best scenes in the whole god damn movie. Hell, it's all good!
JOKERSFREAK 2 years ago 16
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i don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but i think penises are kick ass
quizlixx 2 years ago
Is it just me, or most of the scenes in the movie uses porn music?
tredlow 2 years ago
are you a consultant on porn music then? an expert in your field ;)
cyberstrike2027 2 years ago 2
well id like ta think ive watched enough porn ta know when i hear sum porn music and that my friend is porn music
phisaki 2 years ago 3
Hahaha, those guys are awesome..
Invzr89 2 years ago
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd like to tongue-tickle your turd cutter!
LongErect 2 years ago 11
Now, I don't wanna' sound like a queer or nothing, but Telle Tubbies and Carebears KICK ASS.
oldblubblub 2 years ago
awsome thanks for imfo man
mcdaidan 2 years ago 2
wats the movie about
mcdaidan 2 years ago
about a Mormon trying to get money making p0rno, so he can marry his girlfriend
armatebeo 2 years ago 8
best.plot.ever
misanthropiclusion 2 years ago 11
hear hear :D only trey would do something as awesome as that :P
mysterioscone 2 years ago
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Traceurb 2 years ago
Such an awesome movie
Jenult 2 years ago 5
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3. That person will ask you out or say they love you tomorrow.
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4676CamW 2 years ago
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meast99 2 years ago
STUNT CO*K!!!!
603BlKnGlD4ever 2 years ago 3
haha a porn spoof, these guys r great
DourifPower 2 years ago
they do. the sure do
Insectamongus 2 years ago
unicorns KICK ASS!
wooooooolymoo 2 years ago
is this a porno?cuz i saw it on the guide and there were little kids around sooooooo ya..
CaptainStupid33 2 years ago
it's actually a parody
DrMlieko 2 years ago 2
YES THEY ARE!!!!!!
dukeunicorn 2 years ago
shit mofucka damn
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
0o0ownto 2 years ago
He makes a good point
HITpadawan 2 years ago 5
Nice Banana hammock
XD
Jackerson117 2 years ago
XDD
Gicalist 2 years ago
Matt's hair...lol
ChildofBodom89 2 years ago 7
Matt Stone has something quite "Wayne's World" over his caracter
Wowbagger86 2 years ago 11
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BjornHolmoy 3 years ago