Ask Alphacat #13- BIGGEST FIGHT EVAR!!!

[EliteBIH]

i rotfl when he said " hmmmm exactly:!!!!!!!

[SuprSlowMo]

LMFAO!!! What was he doing with that cow!! I was rolling!

[thaSecretz]

Hey Alpha, You kno you look like The Rock?

[darma79]

Alphacat...yo it's caucus season can you do something regarding the Caucuses? I heard the POTUS had a live web chat/townhall during the Iowa Caucus...can you do something?

[nisha388]

Alapcat can you awnser this if you wanted to run away in a rainy day where would you go he-imani

[drames100]

Fggviyub

[Crystel150]

kinda wish he would do more of these :/

[Shadowcatt980]

ha u called a users name onion when it was orion! lol

[lilwyane987654321]

what if the little kid with the ak47 shot u before u hit him

[terrzzl3]

Hey, Sonic or Shadow?

[XxTheMambaxX]

Answere this one alphacat why is it that you chose The Cleveland show over American Dad huh? is it because your black and clevland is black becasue im white and I say american dad... not trying to offend you

[Campagnevoorvrijheid]

what should the role of government be? freedom of expression or limiting hate speech?

[EdgeHCHS]

Yo, Edge or christian?

[backsideshove]

"what the HELL are you talkin about??" hahahaha XD

[TYLER9234]

Rob dyrdeck or Bam Margera? awnser PLEASE!!!!

[Y44SIN812]

whats your favourite rapper or singer of all time (u better answer this)

[enlisted11]

What is your xbox360 name

[lynnirving466]

highly recommend -->careerstarts.info<-- for jobs

[lunarflack]

I f***ing laughed my ass off!

[zeekizbeast]

xbox or ps3?

[niamhy3xx]

"cause he don't pay bills yet, shut up and be quiet"

Love it! 

[courtcc1]

Thats watsup i live in Louisville, KY to. Love your vids

[BloodSanta4life]

WHAT THE HELL ARE U TALKING ABOUT!!!

[Ame2020v]

mannn you sounded like will smith in this one..its weird the more videos i watch i can hear the people you might do lol..cool

[amenze5]

10:06 LMAO!!

[WalkthroughAgentX]

As i watched this video, a Barack Obama ad was on the left. lol

[MisterBeaucoup]

9:07 LMAO

[BLOMINATOR2012]

Why is it, not all but the vast majority, of your stories come fromm when your 7 or 8? Is your life now uneventful? or less entertaining?

[BLOMINATOR2012]

If, or when, you host your meet and greet can you come up Minneapolis, MN?

[Rtyzd09]

"One good punch" I laughed so freaking hard...

[Readsville]

next president smells tuna

[guardWITcaution]

lebron james or kobe bryant and kobe bryant or michael jordan

[Kikilicious52790]

do u like nicki minaj or lil kim better? b honest >:/

[Tyriqsmith100]

You should do a parody of "I'm going Im"

[schaubi3]

@Alphacat

Whitch other Languages do you speek?

(Whitout Englisch)

[hoodmaster95]

Me aging just look at videos oh and what's you gamertag

[adelaideanne]

This video made me laugh my ass off!! =)

[lillychic19]

YOU GO BOI KEVIN HEART THE BOMB

[dre4024]

WHAT DID THE PERSON SAY IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN U SAID GLOMP

[dre4024]

LISP, has the word lip cuz a lisp comes from your lip and you cant pronounce s so they just put it in there lol

[Daisymai09]

@ 13:32 -PAUSE- *runs and gets a big ice cold mug of milk * -PLAY!-

[YekUnit]

The Game or 50 Cent???

[blabbitymouf]

you know what else is a cruel joke besides the word lisp, the fact that the word for fear of long words is this: hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­phobia

[OrionWSSU]

u said my name wrong lol

[GennyFK]

Your tongue clicking at 10:07 just made my day.

Your laugh at 12:07 just made my week.

[DizzyPrincess92]

12:30 LMAOO

[isreal95]

the 7 ppl who disliked this dip their hands in the toilet water when whiping!

[Blackdiamondstud23]

Swear you are hilarious!

[Blackdiamondstud23]

Alphacat I swear you too funny!

[ajaigates]

Alphacat: Can you pay for me to go to Wesleyan College?

[wowmasterofmaive]

lol "naw cant do it."

[HipnosisV1Games]

TheSwaggerJacker vs Jack Swagger

[nickcammelieri]

alpha who do u like better luda or drake?

[PurpleNinja2243]

When you make parodies of artists, (Ex: Drake) do you watch videos of them and study what they do?

EXTRA EPIC QUESTION: Do you like cupcakes? :D

[liligman]

Mercedes or Bentley?

[MrAndre610]

what is Victoria's secret not wat is the store i mean what is her secret

[mynumber123987]

Alphacat What do you like most about Lisa.

P.S. Family guy or The Simpsons

[TayTayLautnerDawson]

hey alphacat im 13 and i have a boyfriend who is 19.. i have told him no to sex more than once and he recently raped me i love him and dont want him in trouble but im scared i cold be pregant,or have an std, and i wanna get checked out

what should i do?

p.s to make a happier queston lil wayne or drake?

[hazeleyedgoddess1]

Lol, I love the fact that you answer the stupid questions!! Makes you wonder how much thought people put in their questions! Lol

[themusicmaster27]

HALO or COD

[LOLKINGBABY]

12:44 to 12:50 what the fuck is that voice

[OrionWSSU]

LOL he pronounced my name wrong , he said onion

[Soap250]

Hey AlphaCat do you think BEST crew is successful? 

[Ho0di]

whats your favorite car?

[Shawn199816]

My eyes hurt after a 3d movie

[JayOhh420]

=27x ur age......WHAT  THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[iJiggaPro]

ALPHACAT THIS IS SO SERIOUS!!! MY GIRLFRIEND IS N LOVE WIT ME BUT THE STUFF I DO IS MAKING HER THINK THAT IM CHEATING ON HER.., IM NOT CHEATING ON HER BUT I CANT GET IT THREW HER HEAD! SHE WATCHES YOUR VIDEOS! IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO CAN U JUST SAY "JAD IS NOT CHEATING ON YOU JIGGAPRO" I WOULD APPRECIATE IT! THANKS

[bloolelty]

dear alphacat there is this girl i like we text alot and talk at school.

what can i do to get to a second level

[Emilioicios]

thumbs up if you nodded with him

[Kawesome2]

Hey, Alphacat.. What's up? (That wasn't the question.) The Rock or Stone Cold?

[bdj567]

cena or batista

[bdj567]

spongebob or patrick

[dubsac2]

Oh my freaking God!!! Iman, I think we were separated at birth and Mom and Dad just never found the courage to tell either of us that we have an identical sibling. We share the same sentiment toward those d#%n 3D movies. It's, by far, the worst thing ever! I thoroughly hate that they totally screwed up Resident Evil with that 3D crapola. Just give me the regular 2D version so that I can watch the movie without having to constantly adjust my vision throughout. 3D=ANNOYING!

[Mssoftball4life1]

vh1 or mtv

[hoodlumzboy]

wat is that guy talkin bout president smells tuna what

[gregorya92]

House or bones?

[muniz916]

Family Guy Or American Dad

[12Foofoo12]

what video was the one w/ alphacat was obama and was fighting flies with another youtube star?

[NateLoydDawg21]

Ray William Johnson Or Fred.

[discoverygirl202]

ask alphacat: elmo or cookie monster if not either u can also choose oscar

[JJB2KMaster]

Hey Alphacat how do u know a girl likes you because in my situation we were arguing so much and we ended up getting so close together that we actually kissed need help now

[COLDFLAMEZ718]

whats your view on illuminati ?? THUMBS UP ?!

[Mssoftball4life1]

family guy or cleavland show??

[Dimitar94]

@Mssoftball4life1 dude the cleavland show is horse shit in front of family guy :D

[Triina29]

11:54 - 12:08 :D

[TVP4]

@icantthinkofanotherl There's a video of that on their alphalavie account.

[leaf98]

a little kid with an AK 47. First thing that comes to mind. MW2

[natz420]

luigi is better he can jump higher

[jarrettfire]

Barry Matilow or Bon Jovi

[jarrettfire]

Barry Matilow or Bon jovi

[Dante95nyc]

What do you think about bullying and suicide?

[julialou1998]

@nyyfan97 YES! My friend! Yes. I do not know why i am excited becuase i have found a fellow fj guy but... i am... so.... yes... 

[shybrainbox]

Why is it that some african americans (I am also) think its ok to call other african americans n*gger but when a caucasian person does they find it offensive ?

[gnomemaster456]

Alphacat have you ever been to a stripclub?

[aaron083onroblox]

ask alphacat: can i make my own ask aaron083

[aubrey2529]

if u found a bag with 2 million dollars in it what would u do whit it and y?

[mmbroo011]

if you had a baby girl what would you name her? or a baby boy?

[AmbiquaMeliqua]

Bahaha! "Yo hair aint longgg!" I watched that like over and over again. :D

[XINIDU]

the question next president smells tuna means the next president is going to be a lesbian. i just thought i would let you know what that means. lol.=)

[EmperorJack7]

The Beatles, The Who, or the Rolling Stones?

[EmperorJack7]

Yo Alphacat, What came first, the Chicken or the egg????????

[TheBigbob543211]

12:00 from there til the end is hilarious!

[dman1876]

T-Pain or Chris Brown

[the2009productions]

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

[chukchuk980]

do u prefer mw2 or halo reach???

[Dodgeball299]

Jam or jelly

[SuperSaiyan4Isaiah]

hey alphacat...to start off i wanna say u are cute(dont kill me lisa) lmbo...moving on who is the better singer jennifer hudson or fantasia..

[ozzybabe18]

@SuperSaiyan4Isaiah i actually wrote that by mistake..i forgot i was on my nephew account....

[TR3V0N23]

LMAO can u jerk if u can show us?- "It's not that type of show sir".

[tevonboiz97]

who do you think wil win the super bowl this year

[tevonboiz97]

T-Pain,Lil Wayne,John Wall,or California swagg district

[90sBaby4]

Okay so tell me Mario or Mickey Mouse, i know they are completly different but which do you think is more popular, my friends argue mario but i think mickey mouse.

[lildyt69]

Which song is better "We are the world" the old one or the new one???

[SpokenIdentity]

To Mama-Alpha and her beautiful siblings:

1) Growing up, who was the most talented?

2) Who has the most talented kids??

Thank you! Keep the Love x.

[TheFlightlessHawks]

alphacat do u watch football if so what is your favorite team?

and to your mom and cousins and aunts what are your fav teams?

[chukchuk980]

which do u prefer mw2 or halo reach???

[TheFlightlessHawks]

alpha cat !!!!

batman or robin??

[jawan4real]

can u do a chris brown duces remix parody with your family

[TheFlightlessHawks]

APHACAT!!!

batman or robin?

[snyper5901]

do you have a ps3 or xbox 360

[burdenboi04]

If you could punch 3 people in the face...who would they be?

[Jackalotto34]

Who do you think is the best rapper out there at the moment? And who do you think is the worst?

[NickyDrizzle]

Alphacat mom: What is the most memorable moment that your mother has of you?

Alphacat: Who would win in a fight? You, Yourself, or Chuck Norris?

[monsterphonebook]

If you we're in love with a girl and you guys had a child together then one day you found out that you were BROTHER and SISTER ! would you break up with her?

:P muahahaha

[zombydogproductionz]

can u show me a freak out reaction of u if u got ur question picked for the ask alphacat series

[ShangTulaX]

Lets Do A Collabo Me U And Lisa Do A Saw Parody ALL 7 OF THEM (Add Me On Facebook For My Info) PLEASE RESPOND!!!

[ShangTulaX]

Ok I Need Ur Permission To Start Ma Own "Ask ReeseReese" Session Can I?

[Mcblackkid]

Chris Rock or Dave CHappelle

[Mcblackkid]

1. YOu should make a parady to the song Magic by B.o.B and Rivers Coumo.

2. If you were first black president, what ethnicity would your vice be?

[Nungirl238]

Ok, I had to watch this a 2nd time to hear the cow question! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[KiDxiRBYxPRODUCTIONS]

When are you going to make another drake spoof????????

[KlareZizel]

Are you down with OPP? (:

K->

[gryshw]

Alphacat I have three questions to ask you. If you could please answer them.

1. I know you have a lot of people emailing you What would be the best way to contact you for a collaboration and would you Charge?

2. I was wondering if you get time could you please check out some of my stuff on this channel gryshw or my other one gbigsrevange. Its not the best right now but i guarantee i'm gonna build it up for the future.

3. I love your videos and hope to be in one with you or Lisa one day Thanks

[watzgoodinthe711]

Alphacat: What was your salary in 2009?

[jensenmylove]

Do you speak french ? If you do say something!! Not a word :D

[JDR1661]

Who's your favorite wayans brother? Have you ever watched the wayans bros show back in the 90's?

[moeshaqisawsome]

you never answer my question so im gonna post it agian.

michael jackson is the king of pop, elvis is the king of rock, and r-kelly is the kind of r&b. who do you think will be the kind of rap. people think either eminem or lil wayne. i think eminem is amazing so it would be him

[TheNickMan94]

hey alphacat, when french fries apple in mulch your hair fart like when the wind blows in colorado in north carolina beach plus gravity ohio state football what do you do?

[f1yingantman]

hey look another antman :D

[elementsk8ter1233]

in & out or flemmings

[ronaldogms96]

The Beatles, The Who or Rolling Stones?

[FluffyTazz]

Another question!!! Do you like it when you poo and the poo hits the water and splashes your butt?!?!?

[FluffyTazz]

Dear AlphaCat, Do you like green eggs and ham?

[crazy92184]

Alphacats MOM and DAD: How many times did you guys have sex before you had "Alphacat"? Was it planned?

[Madlymixedup13]

@crazy92184 wtf?

[phatzmgee]

MMA or Boxing?

[LuissVlogs]

Can you teach me how to dougie??

[RayonNXA]

Not sure if it's been asked before, but...

Sketch comedy or stand up?

[chadsangel3669]

Alphacats mom... What is the worst thing Iman ever did as a child to get in trouble. and what was the funniest thing he has ever said to you.. even as a toddler...

[Josesito116]

have ur ever burped and farted at the same time? if so,how did that feel?

[Josesito116]

have ur ever sneezed while kissing someone??

[AC130Time1]

yo Alphacat, what is the most valuable thing you ever broke???

[ShowMeTheFunnyXD]

Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin??

[oye2a2000]

lol so wrong alphacat wii is the highest selling console by far!

[DJangokid]

this ask alphacat was mad funny

[funnykingzanimation]

Alphacat sister and mum, if present in the next video, heres a question for ya,

what were your expressions when you first saw your boy Iman impersonating President Barrack Obama.

[xXiNTENSiiTY]

pc or mac?

[FTDK6]

what is the funniest thing that you have done while sleeping?

[crayzee133]

Xbox or PS3

[wiggles305]

when you sleep at night, do you prefer to have to lights on or off?