Execute LP Protocol #2: Dash Da-Dash

[kefkasakura]

"I was in a hurry to do other things"

Like going to bed ?

[grottypissedstained]

I love Diabetus's Lava Clam voice.

[bloodhazard67]

@piplupsingularity I was hoping this would have something to do with MLP.

[Ledundeadv66]

"My God I've been Let's Playing for DAYS."

[piplupsingularity]

Dash-Da-Rainbow

[KingKoodaz]

@piplupsingularity *Rainbow-Da-Dash

[Shadow78954]

Got to keep watering, the grass is real thirsty today.

[bravojr]

He actually had a legitimate problem with the ship spazzing out.

He still is Microsoft Sam trying to do an error report.

[DatChimara]

I didn't know elcor played video games.

[DanieluYoshikoto]

in the game's defence, it was aimed to be like those hard arcade games. And this is actually quite adicting, you should try out the updated DX version of this game.

[lich109]

Incidentally, this guy after watching this video did put up a video of himself playing DDR, he's pretty good at it too.

He also became a pretty good LP'er.

[TyeDyeNinja42]

@lich109 Fancy meeting you here....

[lich109]

@TyeDyeNinja42 yeah, I was surprised that you got through Skyrim's character editor without it being boring to the viewer.

[Thereisnospork303]

What an interesting LP. The only way to win is not to upload.

How about a nice game of chess?

[KKoserYaks]

He sounds like the character you play as in Death Trap :P

[Karnak246]

the game's music sounds pretty cool

[Goodguy33]

By the way, nothing happens at all if you survive until the "end" (There's a countdown, you can't see it in the video). You just get a bunch of points and the timer immediately resets. There is no progression in this game. You cannot "complete" dash-da-dash. There is no reason to Let's Play this game.

[lich109]

@Goodguy33 they also switch bosses, you could LP it to show them off, but that would be it, which ironically he did in this video.

[semuke01]

This game looks interesting. I would like to purae it.

[DaniellaChan92]

I didn't play much but one thing is garanteed... I'm better at dash da dash than this guy xD

[GeneralBolas]

Test videos? Does he understand that Youtube has a *Private* videos feature? So that you can upload stuff that other people can't really get to? So if you just want to test a video, make it private and see if the upload works.

[MooseyFate100]

Didn't know Eeyore did LPs.

[cousinted]

@MooseyFate100

He sounds more like Microsoft SAM

[Seth2378]

@MooseyFate100 You mean the lava clam?

[Goldbloodeddragon]

To be fair, this is a very fun game.

[MalamiteLtd]

DIFF. UP

The game seems to be mistaking "Diff" for "Shut."

It still manages to succeed either way.

[guilphire]

Please let "diff." become a acronym such as "pic" or "vid". It'll give me something to laugh about.

[SloMoeshonDylan]

7:56 OH YOUR GOD!!

[WarioMario12345]

I love how Slowbeef stops when he says "You're definetly no BillyMC."

[usernameclassifeid]

He kind of sounds like a frog. A really depressed frog.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

Some people disliked this?

I'm afraid I can't let them do that.

[WVI]

RENARD MAKES FUCKING GAMES TOO?

God fucking dammit, I want to be this person.

[RedboneBit]

You have selected Microsoft Sam as the LPer's default voice.

[ILuvSauce13]

1 of the guys sound like toby maguire...

[streeterville773]

He's using that big blue robot boss from the beginning of Mega Man Zero 4 near the first part of this video

[jettythesunfish]

FOR DRY RED EYES....

[SpotxSpot]

Hold it- that's his REAL voice? It sounded exactly like Microsoft Sam for the first 30 seconds!

[olllj]

this is a common error done by countless commentators. way too monotone and no excitement whatsoever.

[Sport351]

Strange video. The only way to win is not to watch.

[Sport351]

Strange video. The only way to win is not to play.

[blackkakari]

NOW WATCHING RETSUPURAE. COMMENCE LAUGHING. HA. HA. HA. HA. LAUGHING COMPLETE.

[GUInterface]

Oh my God. Oh shit. - Microsoft Sam, 2011, An Internal Struggle: The Story of Mechanical Emotions.

[cyberhoodlum]

Looks like we've found out what happened to the prototype version of navgtr.

[kefkasakura]

@cyberhoodlum BREAST CANCER FAILURE

SYSTEM ERROR

[90sHeroMAXD]

He had to do the LP in a hurry and the game is called Da-Da-Dash.

Pffffffffffffff

[OriginalLemming]

I've been searching for this guy, but I can't find him.

He is, by far, the least emotional Let's Player ever.

[lich109]

@OriginalLemming type TyeDyeNinja42, but he is a pretty good LP'er

[3noneTwo]

The game itself is actually pretty addictive, and the final version (Dash-Da-Dash DX) is far, FAR tighter than this. But the guy playing it? Dear god man, what are you DOING.

[NocturneofSerenity]

I started the video and heard "Hey guys, whuz up?" with the same expression as a person waking up from a coma. I instantly thought to myself 'Oh yeah, this guy is gold for a retsupurae.'

[ZachRules97]

I had no idea Microsoft Sam was into LPs.

[jahcoba]

Wow. I am WAY better at this game than you. XD

[OriginalLemming]

His voice reminds me EXACTLY of that guy who did the voiceovers in Death Trap.

[provostroar]

Eeyore finally discovered Let's Play

[HGAlchanii]

This guy is more excitable when he's slitting peoples' throats in his basement.

[fuandon]

So the protagonist of Death Trap decided to make an LP?

[TheBrianJ]

@fuandon my god i've been Dash-Da-Dashing for days....

[MeatWisdom]

Is that Steven Wright doing the LP?

[SQUIZZLER24]

No wait, I got it...

It's the Colonel from MGS2, post-virus upload.

Just listen to the way he talks about it being 'the easiest boss', especially the way he says 'boss'.

[SQUIZZLER24]

Am I the only one who can barely tell the difference between the "Ready? Go." Voice and the LPer's voice?

[AmirtheJayJay]

the author says that an average run for this game is like 20-30 seconds. He has trouble getting past 15. hell i can do 40 easy, and i just downloaded this.

[akumacornflakes]

You can always tell the easiest boss in a game when you don't fucking come anywhere close to beating it after 20 tries.

[PKrockin]

At 1:28 he passed out from too much excitement.

[BlastedToitles]

Harry Plinkett from RedLetterMedia plays Dash-Da-Dash.

[jitrif]

It's like he ran his vocal chords across a cheese grater.

[ILIKECEREALX]

I think he had to Dash Da-Dash to pick up dinner or something.

[Kainlarsen]

Editable text.:D

[hploveshack99]

anyone else think of mystical ninja starring goemon when seeing this title?

[BaronCreel]

@hploveshack99 no

[ResidentVarmint]

The only good thing about this game is that it has the Mad Capsule Markets.

[lich109]

diabetus, this guy actually did record humself playing ddr after this commentary.

[WarioMario12345]

AWW YEAH.

[umk23]

Makes Navgtr sound like a plausible reviewer.

[NeoSpriggan]

I was expecting a racing game or something, where you have to manage your energy or something to keep dashing with power-ups.

Instead its some confusing shooter style thing with bad controls where you collect gems, while this labotomised monotone guy plays it badly.

[GrauFrau]

It sounds like Vin Diesel. Maybe that's why he's in a hurry. He's gotta go film Fast & Furious 7.

[littlerudi08043]

He sounds like one of those big elephant aliens you see in Mass Effect. The ones on the Citidel where they state their emotion before they start a sentence.

[Derek105Huey]

make fun of me next :-P

[AmazingL4rry]

He plays this game like a robotic deer caught in the headlights.

[ArchangelDrake]

This is Microsoft's newest voice, Microsoft Suicide.

[AbsoloutlyZimtstern]

i love to see new videos of retsuprae on my homepage but then i have to stop at about 3min because these people are just too bad.. man ^^

[AyjentVee]

i thought it was microsoft sam for about the first minute and i was expecting them to make fun of that

[peacelater]

oh my god i started laughing as soon as the video played and could not stop from there

[SergeiEisenstein]

About half-way through this video, I finally realized who this guy shares a voice with - the purple guy with TNT strapped to his back from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

[MoonshadowCaz]

So the guy from Death Trap made an LP?

[DarkArtistKaiser]

Nice to see such effort put into the game. ANd by effort, I mean taking sprites from other games and turning them into these enemies.

[Jakeallen86]

This is the guy who did the desert storm RP's Enthusiastic Uncle.

[rvd42387]

3great new RPs hope this means more RP in 2011 and less RF

[LessthanJake14]

"There are EIGHT let's players better than you. Press 1 to improve."

[GazzyW007]

5 PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC CREATURES OF FLESH AND BONE

[OrganBox]

OUT OF COMMENTARY

TURN OVER TAPE

[officialunofficial]

I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO JUDGE LETS PLAYS FEEBLE HUMANS

THIS IS CLEARLY THE BEST LETS PLAY THAT I HAVE SEEN SINCE I HAVE BOOTED

[Doperwtje81]

This guy makes Kevin Costner look like Nicolas Cage.

[Cooliespy345]

I know this is overused, but this guy is like Cornshaq's other twin.

[SRH911]

Someone tell him to say "soi soi soi".

[SmashPadTV]

On TieDieNinja42's video, he states that Retsupurae is a pretty cool.

My brain just, crash-cra-crashed.

[OversoulLord]

He makes this look way harder than it is AND seems to be playing it with either slowdown or just randomly getting the slower bosses every time

[ljyong21]

What is this "fun" you speak of?

It is an alien concept to me. It does not compute.

This video contains all the logical elements of what you refer to as "Let's Play".

It has a narrator and a footage of what you refer to as a "video game".

I do not understand. This "Let's Play" is logically sound. I am unable to detect any imperfection.

Terminating communication protocol.

[TRCOOLGUY]

THREE RETSUPURAES IN THREE DAYS HOLY SHIT IM STILL SAYING HOLY SHIT EVERY VIDEO

[officialunofficial]

That guy sounds ready to play video games.

[LordTyphoon]

"Diff Up, Get Down. Cmon! Dash-Da-Dash" very enthusiastic slogan for the game from Slowbeef there...

[LuwiigiMaster]

Renard; that name rings a bell.

Ah, yes. He's that furry guy who makes random chiptune music that gets used in a lot of YTPMVs, has an anthro fox character that is genderless (literally: he even made a chiptune song about it, where it had to decide whether to use the men or women's room), really likes the Psychedelic style of coloring as evidenced by his commissioned work...yeah, the average holier-than-thou furry in a nutshell.

Oh, and he also made a game where you control some sharks.

[themrdib]

@LuwiigiMaster how do you even know that

[spetnaz93]

@themrdib renard has a lot of fans. he is actually quite a good musician. this video does him great shame.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@spetnaz93 "good musician"

Any idiot with a sound mixing program such as FL studio can be called a "good musician" nowadays.

[spetnaz93]

@NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa well, considering that he makes his living off of the music he makes, i think he actually deserves the title.

[Alphabasicnumeric]

@spetnaz93 A lot of people make livings off of their music. It doesn't mean they're good, it just means they're popular.

[spetnaz93]

@Alphabasicnumeric fine then, if your so convinced that he isn't a good musician, then what do you think makes a musician good?

[LuwiigiMaster]

@spetnaz93 A good musician is one who makes music which isn't restricted to a time frame, and would still be relevant in the future. Also, they need to write their own material, so examples like Michael Jackson wouldn't work since he had little to do with his hit songs. Take for example, some classical music. Their music pops up later on in the future because of their legacy. Since Renard makes music of an underground genre, the likelihood of it attaining the same caliber is very slim.

[Alphabasicnumeric]

@spetnaz93 Whatever I say will probably be stupid to you. Quality is subjective anyways.

And I was never "convinced" that Renard wasn't a good musician, I haven't really heard enough of his work to make a judgement. I just said just because they're popular doesn't necessarily mean they're always good.

[spetnaz93]

@Alphabasicnumeric actually, i don't think that's stupid at all. It just seemed to me that you thought he was bad without any basis. but if you have neither a possitive nor negative view on his music, and you think that you haven't haerd enough of it to make a judgement, then i can complete respect that. i personally am a very big fan of his music, but that is just my opinion and every is entitled to their own.

[lisvender]

I love how the title screen keeps shoving the "HOW TO PLAY DASH-DA-DASH" option in his face each time he dies, as if to say, "Hey, nimrod, you should really take a look at this"

[sygnus5]

Did slowbeef just complain about people saying "really" during their vids?

What's next, is he going to bitch about how people are playing games blind poorly while commentating at the same time?

[Crazygamer6]

Oh come on.

He made a shitty video, and now we're all making fun of it? Really?

I mean, what's next? It's like if I played a game with spikes in it, and touching the spikes would hurt my character. That's just uncalled for.

[ChezJamesy]

by the sounds of it, this is another secret undercover operation by the snatchers to destroy mankind though shit LP's...

[Chamele7n]

Oh my god.

What the fuck.

I am surprised and agitated. Commence replay.

[PickpocketSan]

"Okay guys, here's an idea that's better than Touhou: It's a bullet-hell shooter...but your movement is shitty! Imagine how fun it would be to weave through bullets by slowly aiming and clicking (carefully) in a frantic enviornment! Anyone who thinks this is a bad idea sucks at gaming!"

Seriously, should I just make my gimmick be me pointing out why 98% of indie games suck?

[Scoutacris]

Love the Tags.

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

Holy fuck, he does sound like Microsoft Sam

[MGlBlaze]

Is it just me or does this game look really easy?

[TheToast7]

man, you guys are spoiling us with so many videos and the dtr:r LP

[Ayanami555]

It's like a male Yuki Nagato trying to Let's Play a game.

[TheToast7]

@Ayanami555 Yes.

[SugoiSugar]

Microsoft Sam does LPs?

[goomba90]

Critical error: Emotions.exe not found.

[terrificTBO]

@goomba90 loading oregon trail.exe



[AlexanderEsa]

Keep up the releases, Retsu!

[Seth2378]

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[TychoHoward]

Looks like ThaiDaiNinja22's body...

was not ready.

[MadSurge]

He's not running out of commentary, he's processing the data he just acquired to recalibrate his playstyle. Unfortunately, he's got the processor of an Atari console, so he just crashes and reboots every time.

[kuaieq]

yay. lets plays and not flash games.

[DarkSideRoyalty]

Moar videos, nao.

[QuicklimeTime]

I see nothing wrong with the way he lets plays.

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[CrasyDwarf]

@QuicklimeTime :P

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[RocMegamanX]

@CrasyDwarf

Unfortunately, I can't translate your binary.

[CrasyDwarf]

@RocMegamanX Google binary to text, copy the binary and remove the extra chars the clipboard adds (like '-')

[RocMegamanX]

@CrasyDwarf

It still says "Malformed Binary" error.

[randygandy]

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[RocMegamanX]

@randygandy "Agreed Brother!"

Thanks, randy!

[RocMegamanX]

@QuicklimeTime

I translated the binary: "Hail Skynet!" :)

[BarasDai]

Whatever the fuck Dash Da-Dash is, it uses flagrantly ripped Rockman Zero sprites.

[nsrrenard]

@BarasDai the title screen clearly says all graphics ripped from other sources ;]

[camtheman3245]

At first I was like LOL Microsoft Sam. Then I was like... Wow that's someone's voice... (;o.o)

[BurntFrost]

Holy shit, this guy really needs to calm down. He sounds so hyper, I'm surprised his heart hasn't exploded. Seriously, it's like he downed a case of Red Bull and ate a cup of sugar.

[Lumikatti]

Stephen Hawkin's less interesting brother playing a buggy game made by a crossdressing furry "nrg" artist.

[Zeronightshade14]

the pattern he needs to follow is off a cliff, or at least into a therapy center, no one is that emotionless

[Brainstrain]

Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.

[caboose218]

What the hell kind of game is that? Looks like a piece of shit.

[wbalmung]

I wonder if Renard knows someone did this to his game.

[nsrrenard]

@wbalmung DO I EVER

[jasamdomo]

@nsrrenard

LOL

[zidaneff]

This guy should work for Flights of Fantasy Media. I herd Angerbot5000 has shut down and NAVGTR needs a replacement

[thenewmc2]

Is this a Lets Play or viral marketing for the new Tron movie?

[RabiesBunny]

Aw man, you guys just had to go mention Billy MC. Now I miss that plucky little chap!

[LordFunkyFist]

I was expecting a "Darn Da-Darn" joke at the end.

[SuperMario16bit]

It seems like the computer face from the Come To Daddy video is doing a let's play.

[1234deedeeramone]

@retsupurae iwas feeling pretty down today iand this video made me laugh and feel better thank you.

[SilverEnchantress]

TyeDyeNinja42 wasn't programmed to experience emotions. He also wasn't programmed to memorize a very simple pattern in an equally simple game.

[DjLizard0]

Wait... this game is made by a furry!

[CaptainVulgarity]

Diff max is watching through the whole video without punching your screen in.

[posthumanfetus]

BillyMC is awesome, though. He's actually pretty good at most games that aren't Mario related, and his commentary isn't nearly as boring or robotic as the guy in this video.

[frogger626]

Sounds uncannily like Microsoft Sam.

[Rogueofmv]

This guy's voice... over pumping hardcore techno music.

They're like two polar opposites. I fear for the fabric of space and time when I hear this combination.

[ZombieFobby]

I didn't know Cybermen did Let's Plays. Well, at least they aren't trying to "upgrade" humanity or "delete" the Doctor.

[Hamsteere]

@ZombieFobby I think he should of upgraded his video by deleting it.

[MitchZer0II]

I wonder, what would happen if he played Half Life 2?

[EbolaZidane]

I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

[NickandSasuke]

@EbolaZidane OH MY GOD! IT'S A SNATCHER!

[Ixey5]

When will people learn not to LP when you're monotone? It just makes you boring!

-_-