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  • haha, as much as i love country, this is hilarious!

  • shut up man country music good

  • Is this sarcastic? I can't tell..

  • Mordern day country music sucks. It all sounds like pop, or its about a pice of shit pickup, but vintage country music such as Hank williams Sr. Johny Cash. Red Foley Patsy Cline. Its the best music their is it, Their is no way you can mastake it for pop or rock, and it has soul in it. Not a bunch of crap about a beat up Ford pickup.

  • fuck u :D country rocks you are retarded wtf is wrong with a cowboy hat ?

  • fuck u :D country rocks you are retarded wtf is wrong with a cowboy hat ?

  • fuck u :D country rocks you are retarded wtf is wrong with a cowboy hat ?

  • if you dont wanna hear about "their dog diein, their wife leavin them, and their beat-up pickup truck", then look up an artist called kenny chesney. maybe thatll lighten your tune

  • hey man the only thing you havent ranted on is your crappy rants you hate everything your veiw of country music is biased and you dont really seem to have all your facts straight your rants suck (LATER)

  • IF ITS ON THE RADIO IT SUCKS

  • Idk... This guy has to clear up whether he's being sarcastic or not... I mean, that hat?

  • i agree country music is horrible

  • Country music is............. gay

  • The guy actually does look liek a country musician. xD

  • Funny=D

  • theres usually 6 strings on a normal guitar but yea i agree

  • The NEW country SUCKS, the OLD country is the best. I am half redneck and half yankie. That's why there is such thing as a yankie redneck. Yankie rednecks listen to the OLD style country, they listen to classic rock mostly 70's and 80's, and the new guys listen to heavy metal. I DISPIZE Rap.

  • New country is bascially watered down pop ans it sucks. I like the Good ole style country. The OLD style country you'd probably like because it AIN't pop. I ain't no redneck I'm a yankie redneck which is a northerner who does redneck things, but he listen to country, HEAVY METAL, and CLASSIC ROCK. I live in PA for cryin out loud. HOW am I a redneck if I live in the north? A Yankie Redneck is totally different, heck there are Canadian rednecks, just look a davidsfarm.

  • 4 strings, classic satire!

  • country music is bad for your health fact it makes people kill themselves

  • Nice sarcasm man.

  • Fuck that shit. Country's where it's at homie.

  • country music isnt negitive and you taalk weired

  • I know this dude's being sarcastic.. but country music is the worst excuse for a genre. Same shit all the time. Annoying ass hick singers and shitty cookie-cutter riffs (mostly just generic chord progressions). But in its defense, the same general thing can be said about all genres. But still..worst genre.

  • only good country music is dierks bentley

    sorry bud but country isnt sad,bluegrass is sad

  • I would personally like to kick your ass.

    Guitars have six strings except for bass.

    I hope your Honda Civic gets run over by a big tall truck.

    You disguist me, and I would love to spit some beechnut in your eye as Hank would too.

  • oh fucking god i hate country music so much

  • I listen to some country music. But I like clasic rock, and listen to Heavy Meatel.

  • Kevin Maloneeeee

  • Fuck country.

  • awhhhh... country man is upset that his music sucks

  • Uhmmm how bout fuck you city boy country is actually the most diverse music out there so lick your vagina.

  • i hate new country cause that's not country music....IT'S FUCKING POP MUSIC WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT go listein to johnny cash(sorry if i spelled it wrong)

  • do u rant about everyone . look at his videos

  • I know you want to become famous on youtube but you have to come up with some better material or hire some writers. This sounds like something a high school kid would say in a video. also western music is better than southern music. Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming. they make cowboy music. southern music sucks, too commercial and sweet. nashville is full of assholes. Carl Perkins Cadillac.

  • lmao this is why he makes rants. id make rants to so i can read all these retarded comments shitheads make. id rant in front of all you fuckers and see what you fuckers gotta say. stop bitchin and shut the fuck up

  • fuck you YOU SUCK yes u

  • Actually, I don't like country music because it's basically soft rock music minus 20 years and I can't listen to a country music for more than a half-hour without hearing a cover of an R&B or soft rock song. Plus, too many songs glorifying white trash sensibilities (i know they're not all like that, but some are, admit it).

    I might actually like country music if it were more original. Matter of fact, I have been known to enjoy bluegrass every now and again, when the mood strikes me.

  • i love country !!! i cant belive you.

  • What a dumb ass their is a lot of good country music Johnny Cash,Willie Nelson, Walylon, Hank Jr and Sr. don't say anything until you hear the good classic if he thought that bullshit song he had on was any better then he hasn't any brains

  • not to sound cliche but Johnny Cash is the only example of truly good country that anyone can like, country music that transcends genres

  • You haven't listened to enough country to know what it's really about. There are many, many positive songs in country music. Granted, some country songs fall into the stereotype, but MOST country music doesn't talk about "dogs dying" or "losing their farm." For example, Lonstar's "Amazed" doesn't fall into the stereotype nor does "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride speak of those stereotypes you mentioned. There are many country songs that speak volumes about life issues.

  • Jerry Jeff Walker

    Willie Nelson

    Merle Haggard

    Jimmy Buffet

    Hell, even the Rolling Stones!

    Country Music rocks. Or at least, the old stuff did.

  • just a question, what DO you like?

  • How'd you get friends,new country sucks.

  • LOOOL was he holdin a ukulele?

  • baba o'reilly, nice! the who rocks! and fuck country.

  • country is not just about those things. Thats a sterotype. If you actually listened to it you would realize its about everything

  • Hey Einstein, a guitar has SIX strings NOT FOUR!! Most people know THAT when they're 6 years old?! A bass (not the fish) has FOUR strings and you CAN'T make a twang sound with it. More school, less Howard Stern.

  • God i love country music. These rants that people who don't listen to country music and therefore do not know what its about just make me appreciate it that much more. Not sure why, don't really care. I just know i love it.

  • i dont like country cuz i feel like im im bakin beens in a train car

  • bitch they is 5 strings and you are a life size bob the fucking builder

  • I really don't care for this genre of music, It sounds like I'm sitting in church, i personally don't like my music to tell me what i should believe in, me being a musician think music should be from your own experience's not for what sell's and that's what i hear from this music writing song's about God and soldier's, why not real problem's why not some anger or hate just anything but the same old song,

  • Hey I like some country music !

    Dude i saw your 'rap music sucks' video

    What type of music do you like ?

    Or do you just hate music in general ?

  • yeah amen dude, country is shit. For all of you who think Country music is somehow good. Think of it this way, music is a representation of self, why do you enjoy giving everyone around you the image that you have 3 teeth, live in a trailer park, have 7 kids and are on welfare? its just fucking stupid.

  • honestly. no country songs sound the same, at least not the ones i listen to. nor do i hear the twang twang twang thing you were talking about. plus, about the ten gallon hats, well people just like them now, but they used to be for cowboys to keep the sun off thier faces and heads and all. just leave country alone, why dont you.

  • what the hell did i just hear

  • country music sucks. it sounds bad. that is all.

  • listen here u fat faget if u knew about the base, (the acoustic thig u held up) u dont strum it u pluck it 2nd , if u listen to good counrty music they sing about partyin, 3rd u fat low life city slickin ass hole , u need to back down on the twinkeys u pussey!

  • i used to hate country music but then after i started listening to it and realized the songs are about appreciating the smaller things in life and appreciating what u have and love and family and friends and good times. The lyrics are 100000x better than the rap/pop music these days that are about NOTHING , e.g. 'you're a jerk, i know you're a jerk i know you're a jerk i know'...

  • i agree with u.. im not gunna lie i did like country music b4 and now i hate it!!!!!! n i realized who the fuck would sing a song about a beat up pick up truck???!!?? lol

  • true

  • when johnny cash died.......country music going downhill

  • if you hate this video then why watch it in the first place?

  • Don't forget getting barbecue stains on white t-shirts.

  • lol your tooo funny i lauphed like crazy

  • Twang? Gee, 'cause there from states WITH twang in their accents? I'm not gonna argue or make a point, but if I were you, I'd stop making these rants. I mean, what do you prove? You can be a whinny bitch on the internet? Nice. I uh, I see where that'll make you feel good inside when you go to sleep at night. Yeah, I can totally see how commenting on GOOD music makes you feel like a godamn superhero or something and we should be thanking you for doing us all a huge favor. Well, that's all I have.

  • country music doesn't just sing about what you said. Clearly you never hear it much before because you would know it sings about different things and REAL things. Its not just drugs,money, and sex like pop,rock,and rap. Country music delivers a message and tells a story. We have songs about love,break ups,the war, cheating spouses,work,the beach,family,life lessons,and MANY MANY more.

  • this guy is awesome

  • I H8 country music! They sing with the same rhythm in every song with retarded ass dumb shit like "I got up on friday mornin' got me a beyr(WTF). Got in my pickup truck, almost hit a deer!"

  • country is actually really good music and listen to alan jakson he has a varioty of songs that all sound good

  • country = redneck shitt

  • Some of you are so stupid, he is making fun of people that say this.

  • Even if he is, country music is still terrible...

  • all country songs sound the same

  • The country music your used to hear now a days is watered down pop. The NEW country music sucks. The OLD country music RULES.

  • country music sux if anyone doesnt like it write to me and ill fuck ur mother

  • well... I disagree...

  • john 5's good

  • My irritation with country music is that it's called country music when it should be called "Southern Regional Music." Sure, we have Shania Twain, Canadian, but she fakes a Southern accent. Rural doesn't equal the South.

    And really, what's this obsession with cowboys? I've seen real cowboys in Texas, Kansas, Utah & Colorado. But Nashville? Probably more paper pushing going on in the South than roping calves. They should start singing songs about their grey cubicles.

  • The fake accent is the only criteria for country today. If you have a real accent (despite having no real style) you're also in. Nobody nowadays really bends notes, or tries to have an individual singing style. That gradually died out in the 70's & never came back. There's always been the obessession w/ cowboys. A lot of the "western" look came from Bob Wills (Texan), or Sons of the pioneers (who basically sang western tunes in a barbershop style). They weren't

  • really cowboys either (althought their music was good).

  • OMG I COULDNT AGREE WITH YOU MORE!! Its gotten so bad people here in northern Minnesota think its cool to call eachother rednecks because they listen to country music and farm corn and potatoes lol

  • dude everything you said is SOOOOOOOOOO true! country music is gay shit and only gay stupid ass rednecks listen to it

  • Rap is amazing

  • country music is the best music ever.

    i want to kill you so bad, everything you said is the complete opposite. boot scootin boogie? i LOVE that song i forgot all about it im going to download it and thats not all they sing about they sing about stuff that matters like love which you have probably never experienced because you are a low life son of a bitch.

  • i like country music. I don't care if others don't, they're entitled to their opinion... but this guy is annoying...

  • 4 strings?? pretty sure thers 6. country sux though

  • Johnny Cash transcends all music, he was a legend and an icon. Regardless of what music you listen to. You have to give Johnny his props and respect!!!!!!!!

  • The Who - Baba O'riley now thats music.

  • All country music female singers sound the same. Awful. They have that stupid twang in their voices: even sad songs are hillarious, i laugh when they come on the radio and rednecks give me dirty looks. And I live in Virginia so I can say it with experience. It Sucks.

    And 62365, you forgot the songs about tractors; there are at least three songs are about tractors. All suck.

  • 10 gallon cowboy hats are calling cards so that doctors know who in the community desperately needs a brain transplant!

  • "There are four strings! use them all!"... thats so retarded... there are four on a bass, not a guitar. stupid weirdo. COUNTRY ROCKS! And if you think they have no talent, try playing some country! i'm a guitarist/ i know just how difficult country can be to play.

  • Try Chop Suey! by System of a Down. THAT's hard to play!

  • New country is poppy shit,old country is music,and you drink too much.

  • I used to hate country thought it was gay etc etc, then one day i actually listened to it. Its pretty good, I wont lie lots of songs are gay and are retarded...

    OO by the way when i was watching this i was watching ur fat jiggle on ur neck.. Lol Fat Ass. Im make a rant about u

  • What music do you like man?

  • agreed. country music is shit. nothing more.

  • Yey! And he's doing it with the hat! This guy is brilliant! Most viewers obviously don't get it!

    Nice parody! For the ones with a little less IQ you have to make it a little more obvious that you are not serious :)

    Thumbs up!

  • 4 strings.. use them all xD well guy, most guitars have 6 ;) what you have is an Ukulele

  • country music sucks !!!!! i agree...i lost my wife my dog died..i lost my farm....same shit. pure crap!!! my chevy truck.. its shit..i agree.. rather listen to indian music.

  • LOL

    YOU ARE DA MAN!

  • cuntry music sucks

  • ahhhhhhh shut up i love courntry soooo go shove glue up ur ass man god u need to stop sayin man u say it to much u mother fucker ahhhhhh go get a gf or bf and the line dance is awsome god u r so sexual u only care a bout girl even thought i am a girl but still fuck u :D

  • theres 6 strings on a guitar you retarded fuck, country music is is the most pure real music. and who makes youtube rants in their 60's get a life

  • Johnny Cash is the only good one.. and I love how you got The Who in the background.. but you're obnaxious..dont think thats spelled right...

  • The title of this video should be called 'the pot calling the kettle back.' This guy here not only isn't funny, but hes as hillbilly as the stuff he is bashing.

  • old country is great. now it songs

  • almost like this hat im wearin...

    classic.

  • Country Music is the best out there!

  • i hope this entire video is a joke. country music is the best. tell me what your music is about?? does it even have a meaning to it?? line dancing is fun. tell me if your music that you listen to even has a special dance that you can only do with that music?? country men are cute too!!! it would just be gay if you said it. and last thing is, don't most guitars have 6 stings?

  • country is cool. be more open-minded my friend.  open-mindedness my friend.

  • no1 listens to that bullshit you end up getting stuck with it you dumb shit he doesn't like to listen to it he's stuck with it you fucking dumbass prick cock sucking red neck inbreed child

  • This guy took the words right out of my mouth. Country music sucks exept when it's a hot female singer singing it.

  • Umm Today's Country Dose suck and Its way to Jesus Orinated for me. Stop singing about God and sing about Drinking yourself to death and Heart Ache. I have listen to a wide Spectrum of Country From The Carter Family , Jimmie Rogers, Ferlin Husky, Marty Robbins, Johnny Cash, Waylon, and Willie, Lefty Frizzell whom is one of my favorite singers besides the Late Great Jim Reeves. Hank Sr. is rolling over in his grave saying what have they done to our music.

  • johnny cash and willie nelson is good but everything else sucks

  • country music is always like:

    "I saw her in a bar... she was so fine. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp"

  • There's actually 6 strings, but I agree with everything you said. Priceless... My tractor is sexy....

    "I'd gladly stand up next to you" - whatever that fucking country song is.... then shut the fuck up & join up you crazy cuntry s.o.b.

  • Country music makes me want to puke.

  • I agree with this video. Country music = Horse shit!!!! To each is own, but country music doesn't

    get it for me.

  • lol wow dude good work!

    every word u said was ture!

  • fuck dis punk

  • I totally agree with him but, honestly he sorta made fun of himself more than he did country music, but hey country does suck ass!!!

  • LOL nice dude country music sucks so bad!

  • I feel the same way. I do heating and a/c construction and I have to listen to that bullshit all day at work. Dog died, wife left, truck broke down.

  • i love this vid i will:

    1. rate 5 stars

    2. favorite

    3. subscribe

    4. send a friend invite

  • Fuck yeah! Nice choice of background music, too. The Who rocks!

  • U are the funniest mad alive. You should have a show on Comedy Central or something.

    JC

  • you rock country sucks

  • Country music sucks...

    They sing about random crap that has no meaning...

    Who the hell nowadays says "YEEEHAAAWW"?

    The world has revolutionized, so why stick with the country shit?

  • you forgot to mention how they sing about beer, and front porch swings.

  • your retarded.

    for two reasons...

    you said there are 4 strings on a guitar...

    there are fucking 6... dumbass...

    number two...

    you look... "ridicleus"...

    or however said it...

    you drunk fool

  • Country Music is 1 of the reasons we r having

    warming problems. Please spare us and ban country music!

  • Country Music is one of reasons why we r

    having global warming issues. Please spare us

    and ban country music!

  • The only country I like is Cletus T. Judd but that's about it.I don't see what the big deal about it is.I am a big rock and metal fan.I don't like rap or hip hop either.

  • uhh... six strings

  • Country music suckksssss

  • Country music is gay.

  • The Who rock!!!!!!!!!!

  • 4 strings?!

  • THE WHO!!!

  • country blows, worst music category alive tied with pop

  • country music sucks ass

  • country music sucks hard

  • retard last i checked there was 5 strings on a gutair not 4 strings u fucking idoit ur dumb make no point if u dont like country dont listin to it asshole get a life u sound and look like u suck dick for rent money

  • this dude is fucking hilarious i rofl at all his rants

  • People who only listen to Johnny Cash and no other Country are fucking posers. Pick a side. Just because it's "cool" to listen to him doesn't mean you have to pretend to like it. FUCK OFF.

  • Country Music is ok. Rock, well, rocks. Techno is something I occasionally dislike. But rap music, I HATE with a passion, it's just total crap..

    Anything other than rap or techno is fine by me.

  • dude your not funny and why do you talk so slow are you inbread? dude I know you couldent ever get a girl but that dont mean you can do your sister

  • dude your not funny and why do you talk so slow are you inbread? dude I know you couldent ever get a girl but that dont mean you can do your sister

  • There are 6 strings on a guitar

    and if "you gotta do what you gotta do cuz you'll never know" then whey do you give a shit about what they make

  • You hate all music? You Have videos about all kind of music -_-

  • country music sucks its not even music

  • country is not even music its just gay

  • lmao thank you for speaking for us country should be banned!!!!!!

  • I agree, Johnny Cash and only johnny cash!

  • im confused cause this guy is saying country music but he has a cowboy hat and has guitar played music in the background lol

  • Fellow country haters! Come over to the She Think's My Tractor's Sexy board and help me fight the EVIL!!! Together WE are truly invincible!!!!!

  • johnny cash is good but everyone else sucks in the country genre. blues>country. robert jonhson and muddy waters are way better than any country singer.

  • Okay look, as a fan of both country and blues I can pretty much say that they're not far away from each other musically. In fact, country and blues are cousins. While bluegrass took appalachian folk music and combined it with the blues, country took white southern folk music and combined it with the blues. Indeed, many country artists cover popular blues songs of the times. It's the combination that made country work, and white folk music was never forgotten either.

  • You might enjoy artists like Jimmie Rodgers, Roy Acuff, early Ernest Tubb, Hank Williams Sr., Maddox Brothers and Rose, Bob Wills, and the Carter Family (although the last one belongs more to bluegrass.) Country music isn't just about the Nashville excess of the 70s or the anti-intellectual Wal-Mart country of the 90's and 00's. Even good country still exists. Uncle Tupelo, Gillian Welch or 16 Horsepower might fit your needs. Have fun, and remember not to judge books by their covers.

  • you pretty much summed up all my thoughts on the Country genre lol.

  • That is so not true. There are tons of artists just as good as Johnny if not better. Patsy Cline, Marty Robbins, Hank Sr, Lefty Frizzel, Loretta Lynn, Buck Owens, Lucinda Williams, The Mavericks, Suzy Bogguss, the list goes on and on !

  • George Strait...

  • Thats not true ! There are Lord knows how many great talents in Country. JC was probably the least talented.

  • so ture

  • country music is not real music.

  • ok... music is music.. ppl have differnt opinions about it... just cause u listen to rock.. doesn't mean everyone in the world likes it.. even though i don't like country.. atleast i don't make fun of it like u do.,, show some respect for others

  • embred retards of brokeback montain der da der country SUCKS!!!!!!!!

  • god i hate country. johnny cash is meh, but i like dobie gray, and that's it. what a horrible genre.

  • hopefully within 10-20 years it will be dead or only a few people will listen to it.

  • I agree country isn't what it used to be there are still great like Toby Kieth Kenny Chesney Brad Paisley Sugarland Reba Josh Turner and sometimes Trace Adkins

  • Give me a thumbs up if you think country music sucks

  • i love this guy. =D i laughed so hard when he was talkin about the 10 gallon hats!!!