I Sort Glass Commercial

[DisappointingPorn]

"He earns money. He pays taxes. He's just like you."

Actually, looks like he's faring much better than I am right now...

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

I lol'd but then when he said "don't throw us away" I got sad :(

[zerominus]

Whoever thought this was a good idea is a (Inaudible) (Inaudible).

[4HeartsChelsea]

I was actually kind of touched until they defined "Arc".

[popcornbebop]

@4HeartsChelsea retarded used to be the politically correct word.

[Justinh789]

When he bugs his eyes out I lose it...every time

[ZaffireWolf]

Maybe if companies would teach their employees the slow way, there'd be less fucking mistakes in their products. But no, companies don't give a DAMN about their employees like this guy. They want self-made people, because self-made people ARE COMPLIANT AND EASY.

[enterthedome]

I worked with this guy at the glass sorting factory back in 1994. What a fucking egomaniac. Always getting the chicks, ordering people around like nobody's business. Fuck this guy.

[soccer8092]

@enterthedome you win the internet

[hippo11222]

I'm Artie. The strongest man...........in the world.

[howsemaster]

0:00 HRRR, Round there! 0:19 Don't throw us away! HURRRRR

[VharStar]

I snort glass. That's my job.

[musictosuckyfucky]

you people are sick at least he wants to work he appreciates it. If any of you had his job you'd complain and whine about it. And Mentally disabled people get hardly any money because I'm sure some of you that commented don't work and leech of the government. You take away funds that could be used on more useful things not your 10 kids that you decided to have because you seem to refuse to use bc and it means you don't have to work. So why should YOU care right? Why don't you all just fuck off!

[jigsaw99]

lol i SNORT glass. 

[Sublime570]

That nigger's taking a job that some other person with a family NEEDS! Why don't these mongo fucks just go on government assistance and get the fuck out of our way?

[musictosuckyfucky]

@Sublime570 What makes you think he doesn't deserve a job? And obviously he isn't a nigger he's white. I guess you don't need a job either then since your IQ is obviously too low to deserve a job you can't even tell the difference. Idiot

[Sublime570]

@musictosuckyfucky I don't think you need a high IQ to snort glass.

[soccer8092]

@Sublime570 you also win the internet

[Alsax1985]

I SNORT GLASS, THAT'S MY JOB

[django60617]

I snort glass!



[ThaKutthroatKilla]

Haha shiiiitt, poor guy

[WOLFNBEAST]

as long as they don't have kids, I don't give a shit. I did chuckle at this, but then again I have no soul.

[WoWitzJamiex]

ANYONE who makes fun of retarded people needs to fucking die as soon as possible.

[jb0177]

I used to sort glass, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ShroomSamich]

I SNORT GLASS

[VEGANSLAUGHTER666]

WHERES THE DUDE THATS GONNA SNORT THE GLASS. THIS VIDEO TITLE IS MISLEADING.

[Sinamatics]

i hope arc is still around

[chickennugget47895]

Ghost's Engineer got a new job...

[frrrrrunkis]

Retarded people are awesome.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

HAHAHAAH FUNNY

it is called EUTHANASIA you retards

[johhn88]

@tHeWasTeDYouTh waita go after the hard targets tough guy. Go talk to Mike Tyson like that. faggot.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

@johhn88 RETARDS NEED TO BE PUT DOWN

[WoWitzJamiex]

@tHeWasTeDYouTh Why the fuck do we need to euthanize them? It's people's fault that retards are here so now people should have to deal with them. You're probably okay with late-term abortion, too. Fucking evil piece of shit. Your parents failed you.

[ModernNorseman]

I used to sort glass..........then I took an arrow in the knee

[djdskate]

@ModernNorseman TO the knee

[ModernNorseman]

@djdskate *facepalm

[karakajas]

whats funny idiots? a kid saying dont throw us away? if only you were in his place to witness rejection from everyone, know before you speak, think before make fun of.

[616TheBeast616]

@karakajas The better question is, what's NOT funny about this?

[karakajas]

@616TheBeast616

i know its kinda funny, but it shame to make fun of it. just saying.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

@karakajas I wish the government would euthanize all these retards

[ModernNorseman]

@tHeWasTeDYouTh aw but then you would be gone as well....

[VictoriusMB]

I'm going straight to hell

[WoWitzJamiex]

@VictoriusMB Yeah, if all you could do is laugh. Then yeah, you deserve to be tortured to death and then burn in hell.

[BeLikeWater1000]

"dont throw us away!' xD Derpa derp

[aFullPoopSack]

I bet this guy gets 1MM facebook friends before Rob Zombie.

[poacheddeer]

i feel bad for laughing, but man its funnier the more you see it.

[WoWitzJamiex]

@poacheddeer Yeah, you should feel like the biggest piece of shit along with the rest of you fuckers who think this is funny. You're the ones who need to die.

[xxxxWaffleSSxxxx]

He's got a better disposition than most people I've met and will probably live a happier life than them as well.

[Reper123100]

Good for that kid.

[pentagruelhexagasm]

He is just like you. most of the people watching this vid have lame jobs where all you do is move shit around all day... and that dude will have relationships social networking, and maybe even marriages, just like you!! He will feel emotions like sad, bad, and mad too! And i kno you all get mad sometimes and stomp around like butthurt goofballs............. You are all the same.

[TheJonnyEnglish]

@pentagruelhexagasm k

[soccer8092]

@pentagruelhexagasm No, I don't have downs syndrome

[ExponentialError]

Bubbles!? Is that you?!

BOTTLE KIDS!

[cyberpolice9000]

He's just like me? I believe my behavior is further from that of an ape than his.

[xCre8tivity]

He's just like me? Does that mean I'm retarded too?...

[CumtasticClimax]

it gets funnier each time i watch it

[MarcAnthonyBlake]

Dowunt Thrrow Uzz AWAAYE.

[iadf]

lmao

[MyFantazmagazzle]

DON'T THOW US AWAY

[omnivirus]

A.R.C.! so politically correct lmao

[MattTheFlyDude]

This is terrible. But kind of funny..

[NetholasBlackheart]

Arc the Association for retarded citizens rofl

[TheClawdeen34]

DONT THROW US AWAY!?

[Cretnor]

what if he smashed every window he saw, picked up the broken pieces and sorted them, yelled "I sort Glass. that's my job" at everybody who tries to help him, and threatened to stab people with broken glass if they help him pick up the pieces.

[Cletussucks]

You can't say retard anymore. So now at the end, the narrator should say

"The association for R word citizens"

Thats what ARC now stands for or ARWC

Thumbs up if you agree.

[theblitz8]

RETARDED lol

[DrDeso1]

"He's just like you, but a more retarded you"

[xcamaro94x]

hes dead. they dont live pasted 8.

[thelpsforev]

i snort glass. owww

[bigtruckseriesreview]

WITHOUT SOCIAL WELFARE how would this man earn a pay check?

ENHANCE THE WELFARE STATE !

[xcamaro94x]

@bigtruckseriesreview fuck that.

[treerat100]

HAHA RETARD

[CowardStern]

He's a cute tard.

[ToadsMGodes]

@CowardStern Would you sleep with him?

[jandean61]

REAGANOMICS

[Banananaki]

This dude is fuckin awesome.

[purplehaze216]

"retard" merely means slow

it used to be a political correct term. it's like the word "negro". nowadays, it's racist.

[TheJenn68]

Retarded is a correct term, I don't know why it's become a taboo word. This P.C. bullcrap pisses me off.

[BigDumbJerk]

I agree with you. Now get off the computer and get in the kitchen like a good female.

[JesdaG]

@TheJenn68 That's why I told the Special Olympics to piss off. I give money to local groups now.

[rocknrollporn]

im sure his mom snorted a lot of glass too.

[NubianGoddez]

LOL this will never get old. I sort glass that is what I do.

[TheChainsOFMisery]

is this for real or a parody?association of retarded citizens?is that the appropriate term?or was this recorded when retarded was still considered acceptable?

[eier]

@TheChainsOFMisery yes.

[bud389]

"Association for Retarded Citizens" that line cracked me up more than the rest of the vid.

[tobinbryan]

don't throw us away i agree with that but whoah those glasses and eyes and HIS EXCITEMENT half way through could be used for "im cu cu for co co puffs"

[DrSpazFoShizzle]

@tobinbryan

IT'S BUBBLES! for realz! haha

[tobinbryan]

@DrSpazFoShizzle lol hes def from chicago the accent

[tobinbryan]

cant believe the thing used "retard"

[youngdones]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA!

[angrytrollvids]

and I bet he has a set of coke bottle glasses!

[angrytrollvids]

Wouldn't want to piss off the guy who sorts glass.

[peterfaj]

What's this all about? Kind of looks like slavery somehow.

[kirby45]

i snort glass

[HomeWreckerA1]

That guy is a BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[brett4360]

-_- i sort glass -_- thats my job -_- i learned the job slow O_O and now O_O i know it by heart!!

dem eyes O_o

[Daniraldo01]

He's just like you, who stays hours in front of the computer watching videos in Youtube.

[SanerOnerTNS]

@crankdatable

I do... Im watching you right now...

[hogwashsentinel]

It sucks for me that I can't even get a job as menial as this, and I put myself through college...

[140jeff15834]

He thorts glath. That's his jahb.

[Vosscilate]

|Press 9 to hear what he wants!

[cheeznizt]

well, im going to hell

[poopstainmcgoo]

I wonder if there's a lead paint chip vending machine in the break room

[frankiebaby725]

@poopstainmcgoo ROFLMAO!!! Awesome handle too

[gorgurus]

It's not his fault that he was born that way, but shouldn't we feel offended when they say ''He's just like you?''

[ElHanko]

Haha!! Jigoo!!

[cccraigify]

I snort glass thats my job

[frankiebaby725]

@cccraigify HAHA!!

[tobinbryan]

@cccraigify ahaha THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO !

[eier]

@cccraigify What kind? Blue Sky?

[JeffroTV]

They have recommended video's --------->

and in the mentally challenged video's is JennaMarbles.

How fitting!

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

ARC music factory

[SkateObsession]

Don't throw you away? I recycle my retards.

[MovieAcid]

Arc. Not just an abbreviation but as in Noah's ark. As in, every type of animal. And they name the charity this because they feel it's fitting. So, by implication, the very charity that supports them doesn't see them as human. How. Fucking. Hilarious.

[StarfruitsurfridaHHH]

@MovieAcid Thats really really fucked up bro, but clever....

[zimmcat]

ra ra retard

[Kirby2460]

Chris Chan has nothing on this guy

[JeffroTV]

@Kirby2460 Actually next to Chris Chan, this guy is fucking Albert Einstein!

[videogamenostalgia]

@Kirby2460 At least this guy has a job.

[SnicklinYptonite]

Recycle them.

[williamthebrit]

Close your eyes and it's like Mike Krahulik is in the room with you.

[gta4cat]

i'd be retarded too if i snorted glass

[PlatinumGlitchMint4]

Back when the term retarded ment people who were mentally disabled, but now is an insult and is offensive.

[riflemuffin]

I snort glass- that's my job.

[xPoPzYou]

i wanna throw him away

[jandean61]

REAGANOMICS

[exv092]

King Glass!!

[MasterMorty]

ARK:

Association

for

Reatrded

Kids

[shadowloot]

I SNORT GLASS

[Ransom717]

@shadowloot

THAT'S MY JOB!

[gunslinger97658]

Pause at 0:08 seconds, that image shall forever haunt my dreams.

[evilspaceinvader]

I fucking hate retards. inb4 people bitch at me.

[MetalEdge56]

George W Bush when he was younger lol

[nomorechoco]

@MetalEdge56 thats offensive to the guy in the commercial.

[MetalEdge56]

@nomorechoco lol

[bigtruckseriesreview]

@nomorechoco

Retards lack the self esteem to be offended. In fact, I've heard they don't feel pain and they can beat the shit out of normals who actually work out due to their superior "retard strength"

[droxek]

"he's just like you" lol ok

[ComradeChristov]

@yetanotherbadyt

One of the better pre-pubescent Socrates', ya gotta admit. At least the lad knows his grammar

[yuh66h]

I SNORT GLASS!!!

[N3vam0re]

When I grow up I want to sort glass too!

[spiegelElectro]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DONT THROW US AWAY!!! I FEEL BAD! BUT SHIT WAS THAT HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flashfire320]

they get payed 3$ an hour

[redfoxbennaton]

Microsoft commercial.

[eisforoiler]

within the commercial, one is human in so far as you pay taxes and do mind-numbing, repetitive work. is another implication that people with disabilities need to be "recycled" into the system instead of thrown away?

[YetAnotherBadYT]

@eisforoiler

Pseudo-intellectual 13 year old wannabe-philosopher detected.

[TheClawdeen34]

wtf

[blazendz]

I admit I was about to troll with something like "every tard should be killed lol"

but then I heard him say "don't throw us away"

now i'm sad

[grindyourmind1]

I wonder if he talks out loud for his entire shift. "green here, brown there..." Can you imagine working next to this dude???

[oOBeagleOo]

Dont throw us away!

[BlarkUntVhite]

DEM EYES

[skambajs]

I THORTH GLATH!

[DontShakeItUp]

He got laid off when his job got replaced by a machine - he's just like you.

[Sja620]

@DontShakeItUp lmfao. umad detroit?

[MimicJuggernaut]

When they explained what ARC standed for I fucking lost it!! XD

[cyberpolice9000]

There was a time when "retarded citizen" was an oxymoron...

[Bullfrog1983]

Bubbles?

[ViolentWhiteMan]

I miss the days when WORDS MEANT WHAT THEY MEANT AND FUCKING PUSIES IN THE MEDIA WEREN'T CHANGING THEM SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY FELT OFFENDED.

I use the word RETARD, when I fucking want to use it. NO ONE IS TAKING MY FREE SPEECH AWAY.

I'd never call a retarded person a retard. That's mean. I use the word retard on intelligent people who act like they are FUCKING RETARDED.

[ch1ck3nm4nj3nk1nz]

@ViolentWhiteMan lol ok.

[TTOMO]

@ViolentWhiteMan Hear hear!

[AdmiralMooseKaw]

@ViolentWhiteMan you are a good person.

[DUDALAJA]

"Don't throw us away.." - quote of the century

[muttonbuster]

Arizona SB 1070, because even retards pay taxes.

[LelouchViBritannia1]

@muttonbuster Arizona just needs to be converted into a mental hospital it would fix this countries problems.

[darkwonder80]

Did anyone else laugh? I did (man im going to hell :O)

[shortymatt420]

pause

press 4

profit!!!??

[GeneralThornton]

He went full retard. 

[CooperSnow]

Snorts glass lol.

As if they said retarted citizens.

[oodaba2]

fucking retard

[Fallingdown232]

it must suck for the non-retarded people who have the same job as a retarded person

[Fallingdown232]

@sevenswords27 what do you mean

[Popanator2010]

@Fallingdown232 You get used to it.

[RamboGremlin]

@Fallingdown232 dont call him retarded thats messed up