Call of Duty Black Ops: Jokes for folks by SSundee Ep 5 Blonde Jokes (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[5lucifer]

i am blond ):

[ethandestroys]

all of these jokes are from a app

[TheNBKking]

Q:Why did the lose the cival war?

A: because when the general said "get down", they started dancing.

[hermino77]

When Michael Jackson die we should melt him to Lego so kids can still play with him.

[XxSIKCLANXx]

Good thing I just broke up with my blonde girlfriend P.S. blondes are hot

[hitmanmp40]

good justin beiber hit puberty ?????

bad the world starts to end

ugly justin beiber isnt finished hitting puberty

[goodskater3]

i think the last one was a dutch joke, i dont know

[laughstains]

This is boring.

[oconnorgannon]

@SSundee A blonde was walking driving down the highway, knitting, when she was stopped by a policeman.

The policeman says, "Pull Over", The Blonde shouts, " No dumbass, its a pair of mittins!!!"

[legitrespect123qwe]

poop



[MrCmen1]

07:15

the guy that he killed there was a noob

[immabewatisetouttobe]

lol please send meh a message to tell meh wat episode ur on lol im lost

[donavanosborne33]

(Q) :why was the blonde stareing at the orange juice (A) : it said 100% concentrate

[The21Area]

/watch?v=b1EKVAKFE5o&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[dannybakhtiar]

Good: You're son is dating someone new

Bad: It's another man

Ugly: He's you're best friend

[TheNinjaFlashed]

@iiStelthyii THATS SO FUNNY! :)

[xXACEhUNteRXx1]

good: you buy black ops

bad:you think its boring

ugly:you go back to mw2

[tristenc159]

@DQXJOEX it's ps3, and it's Ssundee__ (2 _)

[Luxray999]

The good: ur having a blowjob The bad: She has ur bodypart The ugly: its bigger than urs

[TheTurkishGuy1]

good: you are wathcing porn

bad: you find out the pornstar is your mom

ugly: you keep watching

[MEGANINJA123456789]

Why are black people so good at basketball??? CuZ they can shoot,steal, and run

[theKINGAbdullah1]

hhh the best joke is you playing black ops ^_^ LoooL

[ohsnapitsfoogel334]

Good: The postman's early

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

[felipx12]

his commentarys kinda suck ...

[TheXFactorzz]

The Good: Single

The Bad: Relationships

The ugly: That girl next door

[pspgirl1234]

the only bad thing about macinima is that they complain about people not playing the objective in the gameplay but they keep posting crap players like this guy im sick of wack gameplaylike this plz fix

[FatalGlitch692]

"Oh my gosh she is so stupid"

I think that's the point of these blonde jokes...

[420chrisl]

The good:your mom has a new boyfriend

The bad:he used to be a girl

The ugly:you had sex with her

[CODBloodedKill3r]

Lol couldn't resist making a joke bout pedo bear

[CODBloodedKill3r]

The uguly: what happens to the kid once he's done

[CODBloodedKill3r]

The bad: he rapes kids

[CODBloodedKill3r]

The good: pedobear cause hes morbily obease

[Sup3rCr3w97]

The good- Megan Fox

the bad- Not in Transformer3

The ugly- It chinse

[DefoliantProjector]

@Sup3rCr3w97 racist bitch

[jambobthepokemaster]

the good: your child hit puberty

the bad: your child still has a tiny penis

the ugly: its your daughter

[colossalcam13]

dat waz funny! and the only people that disliked this vid were probably blondes lol

[colossalcam13]

dat waz funny! and the only people that disliked thgis vid were probably blondes lol

[Boomhagedis]

A blonde was making a puzzle in a restaurant. Then she screams out loud: '256 days! YESSSS!!.' Then a man looks at her and asks : Why are you screaming : '256 days'? The blonde says: i solved this puzzle in 256 days and it says 2-4 years on the front.

[ShackAttak1]

Q:What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?

A:Pull the pin and throw it back.

[mRsK898]

Here's a jb joke

Jb fan:mom can I get a cat?

Mom: honey sure but were could we get on

*jb fan opens door to find 50+ cats in the room*

Mom: omg were did these come from?

Jb fan: idk wen ever I listen to Justin beiber a new one shows up .

Lol jus thought of tht

[AidanRoth]

charlie sheen jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TonyRocksGuitarHero]

@AidanRoth

Roses are unicorns,

Violets are green.

Welcome to the party,

I'm Charlie Sheen.

[IbisLazuli]

@scarboy3000 he made a hole in the cieling and jumped through and the puddle is rain

[IbisLazuli]

@princebarwhal because shes a joke

[PrinceNarwhal]

How is rebbecca black a related video!?

[cocoarandom]

the good:your girlfriend

the bad:thing to you she said you were an acident to date and work with but i was a lifes wait for paridise of sexereo all night and you smell like an eagle

the ugly:u all the time even f***ing obama and mario while slurping spidy's pickle and wolverines SHARP spikes

[99gracie]

the good: your mum

the bad : your mum

the ugly : you

[IspEcYouDrOp]

Good: You came home for a quickie.

Bad: The postman had the same idea.

UGLY: You have to wait.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

UGLY: You're in them.

[seth98919]

the good: you get a dog

the bad: the dog bit you

the ugly: it was rabid

[ninja59wrestler]

iN A PARIS RESTRAUNT THERE IS A MAGICAL WISH GRANTING MIRROR But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth.If u lie you disappear. one day a blond , a brunnete, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror the brunette goes first i think im the smartest women on earth [poof] she disapears the red head tries I think im the prettiest women on earth she dissapears the blond goes to try "I THINK'' she disapears

[cocoarandom]

@ninja59wrestler into my pants ohhhh yahhhhhheeeeehhhhhhhhhh

[enne121]

Good: Your intro is great

Bad: .. yeah..

Ugly: .. Justin Bieber

[stoplookin26]

Good: You're son is dating someone new

Bad: It's another man

Ugly: He's you're best friend

[rexsteel147]

good: Your girlfriend

bad:AIDS

ugly: Children......

[dudeawsome34]

good:i prestiged

bad:i lost my stuff

ugly:i was teabagged and molested

[Trulsbk]

Good: You're going hunting and you shot a stag.

Bad: It was not a stag.

Ugly: It was you'r father!

[Ferret0723]

@scarboy3000

He was standing on a block of ice

[thedudes911]

good:jewsgetfreedom

bad:itdintlastlong

ugly:wellyouknowtherest



[SlushRamen]

Good: I got a laptop

Bad:It was my brothers old one

Ugly: the Keys are sticky.

Way Ugly: i checked the history and found a bunch of porn tabs

[scarboy3000]

for your second riddle.. .why the hell would you beary survivors and for my riddle

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

[ninjabone409]

kbhjm

[PPeruzzo123]

Add me on Playstation Network, my ID is: xXPedroPPXx_BR.

Thanks.

[THFlyerHDX]

thumbs up if you cant wait to tell these to your friends:D

[U2UBEfan23]

Good/ Justin bieber died.  Bad/ it was just a show. Ugly/ "her" body

[demonshadowss]

Good: The postman's early.

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

[demonshadowss]

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

[xHyPeProductions]

Btw I'm marcusmw21 thi my second channell

[xHyPeProductions]

Massinblack stole my joke bullshit!! Mine even had more thumbs up!

[baseballblitz]

Good: You're having a baby

Bad: Your wife is in labor

Ugly: The nearest hospital takes an hour to get there

[M1AH99]

Good : I'm not talking about the bad

Bad:Im not talking about the good

Ugly : To ugly to comment about the ugly

[DanskMinecraft11]

Good: Justin Bieber inst in Denmark Anymore

Bad: He is now Special Person in one of our towns

Ugly: He steals all the guys from the girls

[ahouston673]

i know this isnt the right joke to post but its hilarious

3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u dissapear if u tell a lie.

Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school.

*poof*

Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school.

*poof*

Blonde: I think-.

*poof*

[FierceAtrain]

The good: your telling your son the birds and the bees

The bad: he keeps interrupting

The ugly: with corrections

[chrismayvery]

wears 6?

[RTCxK]

The good: my xbox broke

The bad: it's working again

The ugly: I hate Microsoft

[xIbeBeaztinx]

Good: Ugly your gay

Bad: He is not gay she is a lesbian

Ugly: that is true guys

[KICKASS4661]

Good:I'm not gay

Bad:I'm gay

Ugly: I'm bi

[megatrondecepticon2]

the good: miley cyrus

the bad:rebbecca black

the ugly: you know where im goin...

[sabik203]

good: your husband understands fashion. bad: he's a crossdresser. ugly: he looks better than you

[louisizrapiid]

Good: you watch porn hub

Bad: the film has a old man

Ugly: it's your dad

[bfk2000]

thanks

[bfk2000]

good:you buy cod:black opps

bad:your horrible

ugly:your better than SSundee

[bfk2000]

good:your son is stewie

bad:your other son is meg

ugly:your peter

super ugly:quagmire did your "son"

[bfk2000]

good:you have a child with a hot lady

bad:its a girl

ugly:you had twins one a girl one a boy

[bfk2000]

good:you do the dirty

bad:it leaks "manayse"

ugly:you get your duaghter to lick it up

cant spell

[thedudes911]

good; you heard an enchanting woman's voice on the radio

bad: You found out the truth

ugly: he was justin bieber

[thedudes911]

good: a boy just had sex

bad: you recieved aids

ugly: it was a man

[Pancakeman121]

The good: U just got Ur first kiss

The bad: she's Ur sister

The ugly: Ur officially a redneck

[FSXDelux]

Good: Your daughter got a new job

Bad: As a hooker

Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients

Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

[FSXDelux]

Good: The postman's early

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

[Daxupa]

good: ur makin' out in the dark.

bad: you don't know the other person

ugly: neither does he

[23dhiral]

yo mama is so ugly she used lipstick as facestick

[blazerX24]

@23dhiral what part of good, bad, ugly jokes do you not understand?

[xMaDLaDx95]

Good: I had sex

Bad: I was Drunk

Ugly: It was a Corpse

[sykik419]

Good:u had a nice long crap

Bad: the toilet isn't flushing

Ugly: U have to go again:)

[nils2317]

Good: You got a new laptop

Bad: Its your brothers old one and

Ugly: The keys are a little sticky

Way Ugly: You check the computer history and find a few "adult entertainment sites"

[RenegadeBubble]

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter

Bad: She keeps interrupting

Ugly: With corrections

[bacon4bkfst]

Good: You're giving your daughter the birds and the bees talk

Bad: She keeps interupting you

Ugly: With corrections

[xNOtime]

Good:your daughters a virgin

Bad: she's 46

Ugly: she likes just Beiber

[moseswen]

@xNOtime Nice

[bfk2000]

@moseswen thanks

[bfk2000]

talking to someone else

[sithbuster19]

@bfk2000 SHUT UP!!!!!!!

[geogreymon321]

Good:Your Making out

Bad:You do not know who it is.

Ugly:It was your Sister

[geogreymon321]

Good:You Graduated

Bad: Your 21

Ugly:You graduated to  5th grade

[sykik419]

Good: ur making out with sombody

Bad: U dont know who but its a girl

Ugly: U got aids

[xboxuser101]

Good:you have a pic of your girlfriend naked?

Bad:sorry no

Ugly:u want one?

[snowballl53]

(me) the good: I have a really hot girlfriend.

(friend) the bad: It's not a girlfriend if she's locked up in your basement.

(me) the ugly: No she's legit, it's Rosie O'Donnell

[arcille969686]

the good; my xbox broke

the bad: im not getting a free repair

the ugly: microsoft want to talk to my mum

[SmokeyTheBear128]

The Good:Selena Gomez

The Bad: Ina Relationship

The Ugly: Justin Beiber

[Vict0rRezn0v]

The good:Machinima has 2b upload views

The bad:JB has one video with 500m views.

The ugly:JB might start working for machinima

[sithbuster19]

@Vict0rRezn0v Whos JB?

[ahouston673]

@sithbuster19 justin beiber = jb

[peckermonster7thst]

he stole my joke i was like the first commenter fu

[IShockzxD]

The good: looking for a job

the bad: cant get a job

the ugly: life

[AssualtZero]

There is a blonde diving down the road and sees another blonde in a rowboat in a field paddling with a guitar.The blonde driving the car pulls over and says:Its blondes like you that give us a bad name and if I could swim,I would come out there and kick your ass!

[FreakyFunnyFilms]

Good:Justin bieber stops singing

Bad:Justin biebers voice (he needs to hit puberty) haha

Ugly:Justin bieber :D

[extreme5050]

The God: 7 dead babies

The Bad: 7 dead babies in one trash can

The Ugly: 1 dead baby in seven trash cans

[TheRobertMillerShow]

Good: You prestiged on Black Ops.

Bad:You have nothing else to do.

Ugly: I DONT FRICKEN KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

[YoungJohnny7771]

The Good: You got a promotion. The Bad: You had to have sex with your boss to get it. The Ugly: Your boss is gay and your a man.

[noodlemonster100]

good:im nice

bad:im bad

ugly:im a ugly fucking bitch and noboady likes me

[LuckyMacar00ni]

Good: You love college

Bad: You screwed a guy

Ugly: IT'S  A BABY BOY?!?!?!?!

[ISP3KX]

good: being with Megan Fox on a desired island

bad: the song friday

the ugly: lady gaga

[EaZyPeZyKiLlZ]

Good:I pulled out my tooth Bad:I bled in my moms fruit punch Ugly: She drank it

[TheANDREZY]

Good:"Dad I have a girlfriend".

Bad:"Son a puppet doesn't count as a girlfriend".

Ugly: The Son. Thats why he can't get a girlfriend lol.

[WWEFanMoggi]

The Good: A dad's son is not a vergion anymore.

The Bad: He did the dad's wife.

The Ugly: So did the dad.

[BoyNotorious333]

what the fuck I posted a joke like 4 weeks ago u didn't fucking read it

[SmokeyTheBear128]

the Good: Selena Gomez

The Bad:Ina Relationship

The Ugly:Justin Beiber

[youngpyroforlife]

Good: You give the "Where babies come from" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

[Toxicman12220]

Good:I craped after being constipated for 2 weeks.

Bad:It cloged the toilet.

Ugly:Crap after 2 weeks.

[snowballl53]

(me)the ugly: no she's legit her name is Rosie O'Donnell

[snowballl53]

(friend)the bad: it's not a girlfriend if she's tied up in your basement

[snowballl53]

(me) the good: I finally got a hot girlfriend.

[FamasAkimbo]

Good: The postman’s early

Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

[sykik419]

Good: ur getting laid

Bad: the chick has aids

Ugly: U dont care :P

[sniperscope1997]

OMG the first joke was from a porno but the brunette was a guy a the bet was sex

[15peters]

good: SSundee

bad: Justin bieber

ugly: yo mama

[15peters]

good:500,000,000 views

bad: 250,000,000 dislikes

ugly: Justin Bieber



[RSdarkpk]

@MistaSuperdude just stfu kid no 1 wants to here your bullshit stop crying over comments lmfao whore

UMADBRO?

[RyanzEVIL]

@MistaSuperdude i never said it was good..?

[gojokull]

******* RACIST JOKES they r hilarius

[RSdarkpk]

@MistaSuperdude naa its not hard its just funny waiting for you to reply to see what shit you come up with LMFAO also when you cry like this i died of laughter so yeah keep replying whore ;p

[Toxicman12220]

Good:My dog took a crap after being constipated.

Bad:It smelled like rotten sour ass.

Ugly:Took me a week to clean it up.

[DemonXavier]

Good: Your wife's not talking to you

Bad: She wants a divorce

Ugly: She's a lawyer

[RSdarkpk]

@MistaSuperdude LMFAO!!!!! listen retard your crying over a small argument over the internet... your fucking stupid..... and what makes you so pathetic is your disrespecting england... not me but england... thats a big mistake for you, you fat fucking american retard you also tell me to go and eat chips? why dont you go and fill your mouth with cheese burgers fat boy... and you make no sense at all oh and

UMADBRO?

[xBurdisx]

@RSdarkpk Are you 2 still argueing? Grow up and stop argueing over YouTube.

[RSdarkpk]

@xBurdisx lol no thanks its funny seeing what he says :) also i've got nothing to do so ill just waste a bit of time on this

[RSdarkpk]

@MistaSuperdude lmfao still crying kid? atleast i dont copy other peoples jokes so i can get most thumbs up like the whore you are you fat cunt

[radicaldealer]

I'm sorry about posting my comment before like 3 times in a row.

My computer was slow at the time and I just kept clicking

Sorry!

[DiabloBoy1998]

The Good: Nothing

The Bad: There are 100 dead babies in a garbage pail!

WHAT'S WORSE?

The Ugly: One is alive at the bottom and it's eating its way out!

WHAT'S WORSE?

The Worst: IT'S GOING BACK FOR SECONDS!!!!!!

[radicaldealer]

The Good: There are 100 dead babies in a garbage dumpster!

The Bad: There is one alive at the bottom!

The Ugly: It's eating its way out!

The Worst: IT'S GOING BACK FOR SECONDS!!!!!!!

[MrOllichio]

@HawkDaBoi u finally got a good reason to suck your own dick :)

[thehoundboys]

the last one is old as hell

[SuperProphetable]

Good: Your daughter's friend is coming over for a sleepover.

Bad: Your daughter and wife are pissed about it.

Ugly: You invited her.

[01sandwitch]

Good: You Joined The Golf Club. :D

Bad: You Lost Your Golf Shoes. :(

Ugly: You Joined The Croquet Club. ;{

[blazerX24]

Good: I just made 3 good, bad, and ugly comments on Sundee's wall post.

Bad: Everyone thumbed down my comments.

Ugly: I managed to do so as well. )=

[blazerX24]

Good: You pick up your tomahawk from killing your last enemy in Hardcore.

Bad: You miss another standing next to a wall.

Ugly: It bounces off the wall and comes right back at you.

[blazerX24]

Good: You just got a new job.

Bad: Your miraculously bad driving got you pulled over. A police officer in uniform walks toward your car.

Ugly: Ironically, Your in your officer uniform as well.

[blazerX24]

good: You wake up from partying yesterday.

bad: You find a really ugly girl sleeping right next to you. She isn't wearing any clothing.

Ugly: Neither are you.

[123coop321]

Good: Your sons making friends with the nextdoor neighbor

Bad: Someone was charged with child milesting last year on your street (your suspecting the neighbor)

Ugly: Your son got charged for child milesting

[Moondas1]

Good:You got a used Xbox from a guy online

Bad:It broke in a few days

Ugly: the guy hung himself after buying himself something and enjoying it with the money that you payed him

[Moondas1]

Good: Justin fell off the stage and broke his neck

Bad: justin bieber lived

Ugly: Justin bieber "hit" Puberty

[16ezio]

Good: there are a lot of musician girls

Bad: some of them thinks they're boys

Ugly: if u say justin bieber isn't a boy, she will cry until u say she is a he

[gatorboy120]

Good: justin bieber gets banned =D

Bad: rebbeca black went on youtube

Ugly: ITS FRIDAY D=

[TheRobertMillerShow]

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

[TheRobertMillerShow]

Good. You look stunning!

Bad: You had to have liposuction.

Ugly. You find the extra flesh in your beef.

[TheRobertMillerShow]

Good: You're son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's you're best friend.