TOP 50 Excuses to Miss Work or School

[Brookeyandkaykay]

Look at my new channel PLEASE!!!!!

[salgal551]

:O I FOUND NARNIA IN MY CLOSET! But then a turkey chased me and i couldnt get back home... :(

[chrisandrealove]

Well I really didn't want to go to school one day........ It was last Tuesday. :D I went and I drank alot of water like I did one day in first grade then I ran to the bathroom and did a trick .While I did that trick I threw up everything I ate from the past three days:D I DID NOT GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I WAS MALNOURISHED I had to stay home for a week until I ate 25 meals.

[superlolipop1111]

My dog dit eat mij homework..... -_-

[jered97]

I was making this list

[JuacoIsrael]

i was locked inside my house!

[MrJeebou]

i wrote stoma in google. if you watch it your insane.

[sydkinz2001]

You: my penguin slipped down the toilet!

Me: was it Mr. Popper's?

[jessicalovesyou56281]

wow lol

[calissa1245780]

I was watching myself on YouTube! :)

[ayontika]

OMG LOL :)

[superborisbadenov1]

i was on the hone with oboma XD

[Klwicky]

oh i have used all of these got any more? lol

[JustBc0oL]

that was no rubik

[TheNaziZombiesPro]

52 went shopping at asda

[TheNaziZombiesPro]

51 i got hit by a train

[ronibrat99]

I don't know why but now I'm imagining a penguin slipping down a toilet

[SwedishEminem]

oh, the xbox in the background!

[MrFunnyGunny]

watch my epic fail

[iDANCEWiTHTEddYBEARZ]

Lol i have said that my boyfriend needed some help with the chopsticks

of course i was the fool of the school after that

[MyChemRadio]

I got lost in my closet looking for narnia

[SooperAwesufy]

KANYE WEST INTERUPTED ME! OMG LFMAO!

[Teddylove1239]

thumps up if u counted

[zebrasrock9]

i was watching thecomputernerd01 on youtube and it was a new video:)

[ilovegames256]

I was too buzy playing Zelda!!

I died trying to kill Gonondorf!

[cristinam2525]

LOL, I got lost in my closet serching for NARNIA LOL

i was on the phone with Obama

I forgot this one

I was giving my friend Tyler a haircut LOL BETTER BE BALD

YOUR AWSOME !! Do u hav a GF??

LOL

[mermaidmagic74]

THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHING THIS IN 2012!!!!!!

[vivianoneil1]

that was only 48 excuses

[tomysshadow]

1:14 "Trying too hard to invent the Xbox 720..." (Xbox 360 in background)

[G6Grokxz]

The Piggy goes OINK

[annabeth47]

My best excuse, First you just look all sick, and say, " Mom....I don't feel too good. "

Worked for me. (= Try it, if it worked, then thumbs up !! =D

Find me on Fantage as rainbow1o or civic_princess or whateverz !

[SuperDelyse]

@annabeth47 thats what i do...and i think im friends with civic_princess im pinkroc

[destinistarr101]

i tried the i forgot how 2 breath one.....didnt work i got detention

[714violet]

A zebra was in my shower

[SKULLcrusher835]

i have the best 1 i WAS SiCK

[daxtercool]

my best excuses was can miss out on a day of school then my mum and dad said yes :D

[leenab1000]

So funny...Sorry x'D

[lizapiza860]

This is hilarious

[razr1929]

bieber was on my tv i couldnt handle that..

[RARmonsterrrr]

hmm.... I'll try it then.. but I odn't have a camera 3: but belive me, i will

[PhengVang28]

LOL I WAS KIDNAPPED BY A BURGER LOL I JIZZED IN MAH PANTS

[mangamasterchick]

kanye west interupted me 

[thanwethin]

1.) I fell off of my pet rock.

[Shellshocke12]

51.) I took an arrow to the knee

52.) I got strangled by my bed sheets

53.) Koalas were tickling me

54.) Been there done that

55.) I lost my foot

56.) My lightsaber malfunctioned

57.) My level 80 wizard almost died

58.) A baby blew up in my face

59.) I fell out of my chair

60.) Worms surrounded my house

[crazypeopleunited77]

Best excuse: My stupid lunch monitor teacher asked me why I was late ( 2 seconds late) I said I was eating poptarts with the Nyan cat.

[musicnanimalluver1]

I would of Said "I went to the moon but I needed to stay because there was a hungry penguin and he wanted a bouncy ball so I went to a waterpark to get him one but a bunch of angry hamsters held me hostage until I gave them my banana so I was in jail for letting hamsters eat my banana then I had to bust out with old halloween candy but was thrown into a portal to a different dimension and I met the penguin again so we ate out of other people's garbage cans you can't say no to a penguin" So Yeah

[TheOscar5090]

Gayyyyyyyy

[aliseleach]

I ate too much pie last night!!!!!!!!!

[TheKatiecat68]

i would say my penguin ate all my mustard, so i had to buy more! :)

[thesehearts5]

i wpuld say i was to busy inventing an HD 3DDSI

[hippymagenet]

@thesehearts5 3ds

[MegaDeneka]

i forgot how to breath euggghhh *-*

[cooltalkmusicman]

hi um i love your videos you are so cool.

[PerversStarShock]

"I forgot this one" xD

[ek54gs]

that is the best

[lilgirl823]

lol,i really did meet a guy named lars today. i will use that excuse. lol

[thebeardlessman]

lol

[bravoz2k9]

49 not 50 =)

[Aalhadthebest]

MIN GREATEST EXCUSE IS= Ma'am i went to space danced with aliens and burgers(i was in nursery, It was my dream)

[Aalhadthebest]

The Piggy goes OINK

[juliansbeautiful]

I met a guy named Lars.

[astropop2]

A Meteor killed me but then i came back to life and now i'm here.

[sydkinz2001]

I'm gonna try the Narnia 1.XD

[zooblob1]

I'm gonna try the "I saw a zombie outside"

[LPSlover201]

Kanye west INTRUPITED ME LOL!

[WebkinzLover1991]

omg, i said my penguin fell down the toilet and my mom said "oh no did it flush down" either she was messing with me or she thought it was my toy. :P

[WebkinzLover1991]

one time i said the tooth fairy never came and my mom gave me $10 and ya xD

[sammykitty1231]

i forgot how to open my eyes

[KieltyGang]

His rubiks cube is 4x4!

[thezo3000]

niiiiice.

[gaberdoodle14]

u remind me of FRED.

[surfandsun94]

Wow... back when you could rate 5 starts. lol:)

[alapr17]

lmao there funny haha yea but i bet half would not work XD

[ToxikChristina]

I ate too much pie last night.

DEFINATLY using that one.

[Emo123Wolf]

i love them all but my fav 1 when you said I ATE ALL MY HALLOWEEEN CANDY MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[neongirls101]

my purple pet dinosaur died *tear*

[MAustin123123]

@neongirls101 lol thats actully a really good one

[praestantian]

hahahaha i thought to day was a day off.... sorry :P

[kayzay2000]

my excuse for 5th grade was i hate my teacher lol well now i dont cus i have 10 teachers lol

[Sinder3llarulez]

OMG do you know how cute and funny you are ;D

[laurenhallenbook]

i got locked inside my house

[mermaidlopez]

My excuse: I'm a werewolf so i ate all the teachers so...NO SCHOOL! :D

[midnight123ray123]

i dont have an exuse but this one is good for 6th graders like me: the 8th graders form another school kidnapped me and only relased me at the late bell for hockey. :/ hopefully that might work.

[Jazzypoo09234]

my exscuse is my mom was sick so we went to the hospital



[FrostedApple1]

my greatest excuse ummmmm my cat died

[MrTimmy2timer]

It actrily worked

[unknown3475able]

I forgot this one!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

[richrmepeach]

I like, no joke have a best friend named Lars :) AMazaZing VidEo! It's FuNnAay

[analisbahwahda]

i was at the hospital and i forgot my homework there ;D hehe i was young owkeii? :P

[supermadbro1]

I said this to my teacher when I came to school late. This was when I was little ok.

Me:I'm late.

Teacher: whyyy.

Me: I was looking for Casper the ghost

Teacher: time out now

I was look for the ghost but I loved movie and mother he is real

[Pigletrox2CP]

I tried this on the last day on primary school and my teacher was doing something else so he said alright then ! :D I tried 2... My penguin slipped down the toilet and that my grandma was throwing banana's at me.... and he knows my grandma lives in a different state :] My teacher is awesome :D But my mum thinks he is hot :|

[m3chtrippleseven]

My exude is: I was waiting for cartoon network to get good again ... lol

[clobearsushi2347]

WOW!!! lol someone stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

[hamilton302]

Good excuses. ( I think a few might work )

[URmomsMAN2012]

How many dislikes does it take to be spam? Could you guys dislike it and tell me when. Thank You!

[RARmonsterrrr]

5 likes- I'll try one of them

10- I'll try all of them untill it works

15- I'll do the one above and video tape it

20- i dunno.... u tell me :3

[1026coolio]

@RARmonsterrrr try it for 3 days in a row

[OYAHOOF]

@RARmonsterrrr what about 46 likes?

[103001160]

i got lost in the closet looking for narnia, my body wudnt walk up, i was having a chicken fight in my pool, my peguin sliped down the toilet, i didnt feel like goin to school, someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar, i saw a zombie outside, i was kidnapped by a burger, i forgot how to read, my eyeball poped out, i ate all my halloween candy.. AHHAHAH, i swallowed a whole poto in one bite for breakfeast, superman was on a break so i had to cover for him, and i thot today was a day off..sorry

[103001160]

@103001160 those r all the ones i really lik and noticed lol ;) O.o

[ariana6511]

@103001160 he said he forgot how to BREATHE

[103001160]

@ariana6511 oh instead of i forgot how to read... o well, i like both.. lol.. tee hee O.o

[Neko4532]

My excuse: Alien bananas stole my home work

[fotoshopcs4]

I think Josh got too much fantasy but it's not bad

i like people with TOO much fantasy >:D

[hatsunemikuleeky]

Mine would be,

I Ate a peanut and fell into a deep sleep and i was sleep walking.. and while doing so,I Ate my homework and puked it out in the toilet and accidnetly flushed it :D

[Cheesepickles22]

Smokey the bear told me about fire :D

[ninakaat]

i had a foodfight at nandos :D niall x

[dodzbasha7]

I didn't feel like coming to school

[sunrise9301]

I was having a chicken fight in my pool

Hahahaha.......

[MrNicky4512]

one of my best ways is blame it on parents because last time our teacher said that we must bring our heatlh booklet tommorow when i went home i ask my mom help me find because i cant find she prommise shell find for me next day i ask her did you found it? she said oh i forgot! im like f*ck then when i at school teacher ask wheres you heatlh booklet  i said oh my mom cant find because i cant find so teacher let me off

[cheezynamezrulz]

Holy fuck!!! Ur fricken halarious!!!! Ur one of the most funniest ppl ive ever heard!!! I -3 u!!! Lmao

[watchalookinat00]

I farted

[eGxsmitts]

my teck deck fell out on accident

[JBluva254096]

@lilmizzrayray even do i like diss vid ur comment made me laff.....:)

[katetls08]

i was doing my homework and i accidentally divided by 0 and the paper exploded.

[LadyMinecraftian]

one day i went the purple grocery store and stepped in a monkey that was holding a tube sock and told me to go to the great wall of china and find a green zebra and when you do he will hand you a magical bagel and you have to jump off the side till you hit a hot air balloon that will send you back to the monkey. you ask why? because i told you to.

[codrocksmw3]

you and your friend are the two idiots holding up a invisible rope

[selenagomezfan12121]

I am also on my iPod touch

[ninjagiadenzombie01]

Lol I wood love to meet u I love ur vids u roc

I'm on my iPod touck

[ImDaBoss27513]

i was sick

[cassiebrvo]

MY EXCUSE: I found a chocolate bar, and it was homeless so I had to give it a home, but i couldn't find it a home, so it moved into my belly.

[MrRandomness74]

I'm addicted to Final Fantasy and Pokemon!

[MrTimmycat]

He's fit <3

[Girgirl00]

the poor penguin!!! <:(

[peaceflower33]

um ok.......

[sparkymuff4427]

My Excuse:

I hear phone ringing and teacher is calling

Her: Why aren't you in school today young lady?

Me: I threw up and am taking a sick day.

Her: Yeah, now what's your real excuse?

Me: I need to go defeat the dragon, rescue the captured princess and restore the light to the crystals.

Her: Why didn't you say so!?

[Randyortonwwe720]

My Best Excuse is I Thought it was Saturday :3

[Jessdalis9]

I would suscribe, but someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar, sorry!

[dmorrisrockz]

im late i come in with handcuffs on "im sorry i just escaped from askcaban (lol whatever)in a record of 30 seconds to come here now go to the office for being a bad dog" lol i have said this lol lol

[BattlefieldX3XRules]

i crapped all over the floor and my mom said i had to clean it up

[Videoandme1]

I know these exuses won't work 4 my algerbra teacher... :-(

[TheL8dybug]

i was catching them all:)

[Timooscagames]

he should've ended with, i was recording this video!

[MsPrettylittleliarz]

an invisibility cloak fell over me and i couldn't feel it !!!!

[americangirlpro]

i was lost in my closet looking for narnia!!

hhahahahahahahahahahaaa

[lilpopperoni]

you call these excuses? well... they are pretty funny though.

[toadytododile]

i use the cat ate my mouse one

IT WORKED!

[xlollypopxx1]

arh, I actually thought that I would be able to use these excuses.. oh well ;)

[bluemango9]

i would say my mom gave birth and i had to help her

[bunker9603]

i have to go to school:( but i get out of class by saying the bathroom, nurse, water, i forgot my... 

[superyoshi912]

beating noobs on halo

[domorox4ever]

Lol this is hilarious ps I like my invisible cat peed all over my house lol

[xxjazzie98xx]

YES. THANKS FOR THE EXCUSES :3

[theashtonisawsome1]

best esxuse: i got high at the bar so i had to go to the hospital

[Kickermd1234]

i told my dad i forgot my phone at school! ;P

[littlemizzrayray]

you and this vidiow has something in commen you guys both suck mediorker balls . this was 1min.43 sec of my preshish lire oh and if you want to be exused you need to get better excuses and u need to get your parents to write it

[jadecoolcat34]

MY EYEBALL POPPED OUT XD

[psychocareface]

Lame. I Called in Dead. :)

[karl1972la]

my excsue would be to play hookie

[stpaul2002]

this would be a realllllyyyy funny exuse i thought that we had no shcool for the rest for the year and my cat was mad so he ripped up my homework

[TillTheDuskDawns]

A talking monkey smashed my alarm clock and I didn't wake up for a week. Also my invisible homework went missing.

[Kmill3991]

i was debating with the mirror about political situation in north korea?

[centralsharks80]

i was sittin tha toilet yhumbs up if u like

[centralsharks80]

@centralsharks80 i ment 2 sae TUMBS up

[HarryPotterFans1413]

luna lovegood wanted pudding

[mistsofobscurity]

sweet acne bro

[eshsmoker]

My excuse. Someone ate my limbs for using the joke I took an arrow to the knee

[TakacsRekaGyongyver]

my fav is- > I was watching myself on youtube  haha:))):DDD

[CherryTwistXD]

My excuse would be, I visited my peanut butter sandwich and Prince Caspian locked me in a cage and I was his slave for 2 months, then I escaped, and was homeless for 3 days, until I found a magical bagel that I ate and transported me to poptart land, I didn't know where I was until i realized that nyan cat was here so I jumped on him and rode him back to my house, when I realized that my dog ate my homework.....:D

[gleefan813]

@CherryTwistXD awesome

[Subutai775]

the whole time im watching this im thinking "why is this kid yelling at me?"

[BttryExpldr]

I used #20 as my excuse for not doing my homework...I got detention.

[cbeadleslova]

In My English class a kid didnt do his homework and my teacher asked why he didnt do it and my friends said "My brother pooped on my homework"

[louieginger]

I love the last one

[tayk115]

i had to cover for superman

[TheFatherOfGames]

i was with mr chao having fun .........:P

[wantstoScooter]

My exuse is i went to china and got laid

[TheGavinvideo]

My exuse is, I was too buzy trying to come up with an exuse for being late

[TheEpicgamingfilms]

i sat in my room and tried to come up with an excuse

[rachelrox201]

I lost my foot. Thumbs up if it has happened to you, too! (oh noes!)

[smileyskittle03334]

I found a camel in my poop, then it chased me and ate my pet T-rex.

[smuge3648]

LOL.I love that

[Peterj55555]

my best 2 1.i had diharha all night and shat on the floor

2.*fart*DIHARHA

[nat39230]

SOMEONE THEW A EGG AT ME :( MY BFF THEW A DICTIONARY AY ME ::( IT HURT thats my best 2 resons it works

[rappingdarklugia]

Guys I've gotten out of school100 times. Its not hard guys.

[austinfairhurst2553]

Lololololz

[hiibsmad]

PSML