Bear Grylls - Youtube Callout

[pauleybezzer999]

every toss pot who keeps that joke alive deserves to get a whole quiver of arrows to each knee. it wasn't funny to begin with and it still isn't funny now.

[zeffyismylove]

Does anyone know the survival tip of surviving an arrow to the knee? .. Anyone?

[Marclej]

@zeffyismylove yeah, get a life and stop using overused skyrim jokes that stopped being funny months ago..

[TheHenrySavage]

I used to believe that he did it all with 1 camerman. I then learned that he does it with a whole crew, safety ropes and food supplies. It isn't very special when you cheat like that.

[BreatheHardest]

I would love to see all the ``better drink my own piss`` jokers in his situation where it's about death or live...

[JonUkutube]

he should go to africa "you know if you dont get protection from the poverty and the disease there, you know you're literally dead in 5 hours"

[JonUkutube]

you havent learnt fk all bears

[DEZH1]

I was gonna drink my own piss.. then bear took an arrow to the knee

[georgerobertleeiii]

In gonna piss in Bear's mouth.  Les all the way.

[JonGurnham]

Best survival tip..... Stay at home

[NomedWords]

@JonGurnham xD

[TIGGER123471]

Bear Grylls all the way

[frederic129]

Too Many piss jokes better drink my own piss

[JonaSsSification]

Bear grylls = great man

[LeprechauninmyBoxorz]

i took an arrow in the knee, better drink my own piss

[LikkMuayEzz]

bear grylls should be in south park and eat kenny

[Mustyrat]

LOL why would he do a youtube shoutout when he knows we're gonna say something about him drinking piss??

[JamDP1100]

@mercanaries3 i did say "block me" didnt i?

[mercanaries3]

@JamDP1100

NO you said swallow a piece of glass

[JamDP1100]

@mercanaries3 Leave me alone... Don't you have anything better to do than Dis me? (though its not working)

[mercanaries3]

@JamDP1100

not really i just go on the internet to pick on retards and trolls and crazy people

so much fun

[IWantKhat]

I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

[cammyammy]

I wonder what his idea of a holiday is....

[tobsta790]

@Souxs9 agreed, its so gay

[volcano798]

ffs stop it with the piss jokes, he did it so he could survive, he doesn't do it for fun, okay, lets see you go to a desert, and surive a month without liquids or water, wouldn't you drink your own pee!

[TheDiscoveryHD]

Bear Grylls is my all time best show and I no look up to him. I have learned a lot from him and what he demonstrates.

[KavemanM]

He looks like my my English Teacher!

[MrMattyjohnstone]

*two empty bottles

[MrMattyjohnstone]

For fresh water in the desert take to empty containers and pee in one to the point if held horizontal it dosent drip out then take the other bottle to it so both holes are seld together then hide the empty side in the sand and the pee side out and wait so the pee evaperates to water on the other side :)

[mangaka2k8]

Lame piss jokes... not funny so just dont beg it :/

[27dreamweaver]

fantastic!



[eelamstylez77]

send him some of our own survival tips? i got all mine from HIM!

[AnotherWasteOfSpace]

"best piece of advice i've ever been given is probably this... if you ever feel insecure about yourself or what you're doing... drink your own piss"

[Crypton1989]

Bear Grylls is basically playing minecraft but in real life!

o.o Hardcore

[Morty562]

the piss jokes are getting old

[JamDP1100]

@Morty562 >:(

[TheSurrealityTest]

@Morty562 I know....better drink my own piss.

[noxiousgas]

@Morty562 True, better drink my own piss.

[smiller2144]

The um in my comment is a tyPo, ignore it please

[smiller2144]

Bear grylls was born in the isle of wight um, and grew up in north island.

[Lucky13Offical]

Look him up hes english !

[testing24215]

only tip i learned was to drink my own piss.

[lillukey11]

just finished filming for the year - defently due a holiday - hang on a minute, your on holiday every time you shoot this, your doing an adventure pack holiday :)

[redoupad]

he always does this george bush thing with his eyes , or eminem in 'not afraid'

[irishrepublican756]

up da RA

[RowanSIG]

He was born in northen ireland, which makes him british you dumb fucksq

[irishrepublican756]

@RowanSIG fuck u on da episode in ireland he says he irish, nat british

[gdansk87]

@irishrepublican756 he was born on the isle of wight in britain and he grew up there and in northern irealand... so he is british not irish....

[Twist3rD]

@irishrepublican756 He was born in Northern Ireland, which is Britain..

[BAAAASJE]

In order to survive in this elevator, I need to drink my own piss.

[MasSF2010]

I'm only 12 but already you are my inspiration I wish I could meet you

[TweekDash]

English people are the coolest people on Earth.

[LetzGetTrickie]

@TweekDash Hes actually irish

[TweekDash]

@LetzGetTrickie He's english you retard.

[LetzGetTrickie]

@TweekDash Omfg He was Born iN IRELAND you Retard but raised in england he even says it

[TweekDash]

@LetzGetTrickie That makes him English. Faggot.

[ZiiPoP96]

@TweekDash No that makes him Irish his parents are Irish therefore he is Irish faggot.

[mrceebees14]

I'm Bear Grylls and your computer keys are eatable.

[TheKiza90]

u are a real role model

[MyBooh15]

Just one tip: always drink your own piss, no matter what, just drink it..

[parisblonde]

Bear i just got front row tickets to your sydney show 2nd sept and i paid $500 to meet you!! I want lots of hugs pls :)

[BeTheBe5t]

if someone asked me, "who wouldyou take to a desert island"

i'd say, "Bear Grylls, ill be home for dinner" :D

[151zubair]

I dunno if you guys who say it's fake realised when he did those shows and stayed in the hotels he did say he wasn't going to be staying the night ... So hes not exactly lying to his viewers and if you dont like it why watch it?

[justthatmage]

Youtube Callout?... Time To Drink My Own Piss

[GabyNWO]

justin bieber

easy

medium

hard

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Survivor

Bear Grylls 

[IAmIanMendoza]

what does his cam crew eat?

[YourMumSucksMyCock1]

"Im on Youtube" Time to drink my own piss "

[robovstpl]

more like lee ryAN



[kasou01]

is it just me or he does looks a bit like christian bale?

[auzzieman1992]

heyy can you pleaz see if bear will do an film on australia snowy mouintains tons of people go missing out there every year so yeah di it

[FriedNugget]

Get a youtube channel.

Better drink my own piss!

[TikiShootah]

the born faker

[XBillums]

@TikiShootah lol, he doesn't fake any of the stuff he does on the show.

[Infidel141]

looks like its gittin dark now.. better drink my own piss

[Holtskii]

bear grylls is awesome



[amauta5]

i love you, but i hate your show, too much of a set up. Still love BEAR GRYLLS!!!

[Xestantial]

Oh im on youtube....better drink my own piss.

[YaBaDji]

What they are paying him isn't enough

[FireRunner905]

I kinda like Les better. I have a feeling Bear just does the things he does for show. I wouldn't try the things he tells me in a real survival situation :S

[HumanVSwild]

Bear Grylls is the bravest man in the face of the earth!

[HumanVSwild]

Survivor Man is full of shit! MAN vs WILD RULES!!! BEAR GRYLLS ROCKS!!

[p1zto1w1pp]

Fuck Survivor man! Man v. Wild is where its at!

[alexgoyettemobile]

what do you do if your partner brake his or her leg and it hurts like hell ? Like a axe in the leg or foot or broken bone in the foot ...

[alexgoyettemobile]

what do you do if some one compleatly pannics and talks negatively going out of his or her mind with no survival experience and just will go absolutly ape shit on you for hours wile you save the persons ass . So they end up puting them sealf in danger and you . What do you do if they dont have there medication and your lost hahhalolol i survived that .

[megafranzterminator]

Bear adopt me please!!! :) u r the best!!!

[frenchfried100]

survival tip #1 if it smells like perfume run!!!

[SavageShooter93]

OMG how many bears, thats awesome lol

[RainbowBloodied]

Make a youtube video. Better drink my own piss.

[JamDP1100]

"Making a youtube video...Better make a fire and drink my piss....

[mercanaries3]

@JamDP1100

You're an ass, and if you are to ever travel to a tropical place i'll guarantee that you'll be dead with in 4 days

[pier2k9]

Wow why do people hate on Bear, because your jealous of his fame ? he teaches people important things on survival. I know if I got lost in the wild, I would most likely survive due to Bears tips.

[MrForthewin]

bear grylls is the coolest person on earth.

[Zionice]

@MrForthewin He is definatly the most interesting and inspirational. Great individual.

[26wordy]

endless amounts really, naturally he'd be killing the bears 1st so that'd be the main thing.

[presidentdaterape]

Bear Grylls WaterSports Holiday BETTER DRINK MY PISS

[bbalchae]

bear grylls eats the yellow snow.

[7obscenity7]

ill give you a good tip DONT take advice from bear gyrlls unless your determined to end up dead from lack of nutrition and maximum excersion of energy or end up with a painful parasite lodged in your gut from eating raw meat/ elephant shit but i guess anybody thats dumb enough to try this stuff in a real survival situation can die and well just call it natural selection.

[tara37830]

@7obscenity7 I would eat raw meat, If I had no way to get a fire going, I eat sushi, and i am not starving lol. The elephant dun i would never do, but he does show great tips for if your starving and thirsty and don't have anything. But Now a days i would never drink water from a stream, at least in the us, to much could be in that boiling and filters won't take out. like fish, i refuse to eat local fish. But he does show some info that is useful.

[Godlovesslimjim]

1 important tip is to always know where you are going

[9008igor]

Hi Bear! I have great idea-make new program about survival-Women vs Wild! but not so much seasons,only in more importent places of world,or in new places! very love your programs!!!

[szyang03]

Tip 1: Drink Piss

Tip 2: Drink Piss

Tip 3: Drink Piss

[donaldphinney]

Tip #1 act like there is not a camera crew and a warm hotel bed nearby.

#2 take less risks and be more efficient with your energy.

#3 Think before acting rather than getting in a hurry acting like something is casing you all the time and doing something to endanger yourself.

of course this might remove some of the excitement from the show and hurt rating, but it would be more realistic.....

[Mel44344x]

if u have cockroaches in ur house just call bear grylls

[tebarovski]

bear grylls rocks

[xWormTongue]

he needs to play mactavish in a CoD modern warfare movie!!!!

[wallykav1516]

My best survival tip would be 'if you ever go out without your camera crew of about 50 people and all the food and drink you have with you,DONT GET LOST BEAR!!

[DanSuperCaN]

bear grylls is a dick yed

[RSvideosUK]

I feel bad for his camera man, Bear Grylls doesn't adapt to the climate and environment, the climate and environment adapt to him.

[DanSalinaxx01]

Maestro!!!!!!

[twilightsagarulz12]

@sizGDJ woo! tongue twister!

[church132]

"drinking my own piss...over and over again."

[pcorf]

You should eat raw Balut.

[SunYunLee]

ok its time to eat the food

i just get out

[mimoun55]

We must send you survival tips? Ha! Good one

[jamends1220]

The sun is going down, Better drink own piss!

[Pwned9977]

I recommend that when faced with a alligator. You do 1 of 2 things. 1.Run the FUCK away. 2.Take out your combat knife and stab it in the spine by the head

[devilslayer888]

Hey Bear, Don't know if you know this, but your survival knife from Gerber, has had a big problem. People who bought your knife from Gerber, used their Bear knife to open nuts, and hit tent stakes; and the handle broke apart. Don't know if anyone was injured though.

Note: Supposedly Gerber has fixed the problem, but I think I'll wait a bit longer before I make the final decision if I want it or not. Not saying it was your fault, just wanted to bring it to your attention the best way I can.

[cid2598]

Don't melt the yellow snow!!!!

[robdotcom71]

Let's all get on the piss with Bear Grylls....

[cid2598]

What was the alligator episode

[riastradh1]

Heres a survival tip Bear, don't be a crazy bastard like you!!! LOL Seriously though, great show, crazy bastard, whats not to like. I hate the way people are pulling the fake shit, like the production quality didn't give away the fact you can't just jump off a cliff without getting the camera man into position. It's all sound (if not sometimes disgusting) advice, like the ireland episode, sure you gutted a sheep but you went to the pub afterwards!! :)

[chobag]

hey bear u can eat my shit! it has protein

[zer01ife]

I want to see zombie survival

[shnimaxxx]

i don't get it when someone i saying world dies in hunger :D

[Hackzoid]

It's good to have Bear Grylls among us , in case of a World War 3 or an Apocalipse , there will be someome to carry on our race.

[vyvynyl]

love it but what he does in his survival show we cant do... =( still love it tho

[mercanaries3]

30 second ads?

man fuck ads one time i got a 1 that was 2 minutes long!!

i dont even know how that happened

[fabyooos]

BEAR > WILD

[anystufforanything]

i met bear grylls



[1o1reply2u]

BEAR VS WILD.....

[GM572]

Best piece of advice given: Always wash your hands before eating un-digested bits of apple from bear crap.

Seriously now, this guy is a real bad ass. I wish this guy were Scouts Leader.

[TheViolenceMan]

@GM572 he is a scout leader =)

[GM572]

@TheViolenceMan

Yeah, but not here so...

[LoveAddictREmix]

lol he wants us City kids to send in our survival tips? I think it should be the other way around! :P

LOVE YOUR SHOW, BEAR!

[dopeympp209]

nopale catcus is edibable and i see u pass it all the time in your shows take off the pokers and u can eat it, its actually a big dish in mexico

[LamensaYuan]

HE'S SO CHARMING!!!

[pogo1366]

@LamensaYuan yes very

[ArgentSanguine]

My two best survival tips:

The calmer you are the more chance of living.

AND

"Trust the earth. She's been here longer."

[Freddy7997]

I like bear grylls survivel movies

[AngryPartyboy]

he's a BEAST

[JustMe4890]

a survival tip for Bear Grylls...hmmm...well try not to eat anymore apples from bear crap when you are in Romania because if you know were to look you will find loads of wild apples...I mean that was grows risky.Anyway you(Bear)get to read my advice I hope you will remember it next time

[B0NGWAT3R420]

survival tip # 76 - never eat the yellow snow.

[flo1234x]

bear your my idol!

[badboysskills]

Bear Grylls is the best survivor man! :D

[TheDragon359]

@badboysskills He's a fake.

[doingitmyway82]

@badboysskills people make mistakes.

fake, how? he DOES the amazing things he does, Fact. He's an amazingly skilled man, Army, SAS, Climbing Everest after a broken back! etc etc.... it puts most of us to shame and he is so humble to go along with it. He deserves a lot more credit and has my upmost respect. Phenomenal.

[TheDragon359]

@doingitmyway82 He's fake. He goes to hotels during the shows and half the spots he goes to are hardly a mile from civilization. Get @ me fanboy

[Sebbabos]

Im a very big fan from Bear Grylls. and I think hes very cool.

I think its cool if he make a movie for the cinema.

[sizGDJ]

how many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears

[timbrownrigggg]

@sizGDJ The species would probly become extinct before we found out.

[lukerobincannon]

@sizGDJ Love the tounge twister... even harder? =

How many bears will Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls will grill bears?

If Bear Grylls will grill bears still, then still Bear Gryllls won't eat grilled bears for... (and here's the best bit...)

Bear grylls knows grilled bears make Bear grylls grow ill

[Tigerbarb202]

@sizGDJ as many bears as a bear grylls could grill if a bear grylls could grill bears.

[Conservative510]

@sizGDJ That is hillarious!! Thanks for the laugh....I got a really good one from that!

[dogsrul1234543]

@sizGDJ 6

[drewsterman219]

@sizGDJ 1

[sen0rJ]

@sizGDJ but. he can grill bears, he does it every saturday.

[pogo1366]

@sizGDJ i don't know.better drink my own piss

[303BoltAction]

@sizGDJ NONE CAUSE HE SUCKS i though this was bashing him

[Kalm1ty]

@sizGDJ lmao!

[munkekebab666]

@sizGDJ None, he would just eat them raw.

[chris12345678910111]

Bear i got a tip, its a quote i tend to use You fight the sun its gonna burn you down thats option one for survival in hot climate i think, option 2 don't ever doubt yourself commit yourself and don't back away do what ever it takes and get your bearings right i hope you like my quote.

[alombar75]

B.G. i think you are stupid and you videos are ridiculous and fake! And don't kill helpless animals, kill yourself, hang yourself!

[Kevin2134]

@alombar75

shutup wanker... better than what you can do

[smallhouse35]

@alombar75 He doesn't kill HELPLESS animals. The animals he kills have a strong defense. Such as snakes, they have venom. The boar he killed can charge and bite him, it's like getting ran over by a bike with horns and teeth. The crocs and gators he kills have teeth. He just demonstrates what to do in a very entertaining manner. (like eating bugs) :)

[darkserenit]

forgot to mention motel 6 mate

[SasaZemun]

Bear come to Serbia to be a president,please

[JagerBommb]

Bear Grylls is a fake ass piece of shit, need proof? type in "Bear Grylls fake" and you'l have all the proof you need.

[Kevin2134]

@JagerBommb

umm Bear Grylls isn't fake hes actually a real person.... you mean "Man vs. Wild" is fake. Firstly it's a show for demonstration purposes on what to do in a survival situation. Secondly if you really threw Bear into the jungle he could get out....

[2KARGARAGE]

Ultimate show: bear vs macgyver vs Cody lundine vs Dave canterburry vs Steven seagal and last but not least....chuck Norris

[GypsySouthernGal]

@2KARGARAGE you forgot harrison ford and john wayne :)

[alin1975]

I think my best survival tip video would just be a black screen stating "Dont do 99% of what this moron says is ok to do in a survival situation, or you will end up dead".

[cybergillcybergill]

you are the best.. you totally rock. although watching you eat that eyeball made me very ill.

[cyberjackcyberjack]

you rock, bear !

[PolskaMTK]

my little natural parkour sampler

[Applikations]

He'd more man than batman

[OreillyORLY]

a hero and an inspiration

[hamidimouad]

i am crazy about the knife and swidish firesteel you use the mini i use the army you call it flint

[Bus7777]

Ohhhh! -45! I gotta apply these survival tactics while waiting for the bus.

[lorddeath57]

I would love to do the stuff he does