Freeman's Mind: Episode 23 (Half-Life Machinima)

[teabag4money]

Why is my little pony in the side vids??!!!

[huiggi]

Stop that! It's rude! :D

[mustangwolf1997]

IT'S NOT MORSE CODE IT'S SSTV!

[dearnike100]

"Screw this i'll better wait for the other ones come out from the corner again"

*grenades bounced*

"OH SHIT!!!"

[WakingScissors]

Why is half the map grey? Is it haunted?

[SpazzOwtz]

Ill just wait for them to come around the corner again. HOLY CRAP!!!!

[22Titus22]

hes right..WHY THERE IS NO EXIT ON THE MAP

[TheCheeseBurger321]

BIG LOL When the BIG FUCKING GRENADE CAME AND I WAS LIKE CRAP AND LAUGHING FOR AGES!!! LOL

[TheKris555]

"A maintenace shaft? that could be everything - half this building is a maintenance shaft!" LOL so true! xD

[flsgameplay]

the grenades is too big 1:18

[TheShadowmin0]

god damnit shit bitch fucker...

[peerse1]

"i'll just wait for them to come around the corner.. OH SHIT!!" that's the best line ever

[123Pizazz]

First of all his videos that doesn't have a perverted suggested video.

[jjrod789]

Am I the only one who got the "here be dragons" joke? If you don't know, people who traveled from the east to America wrote on maps "here be dragons" in areas they didn't travel to. I bet it scared the crap out of a lot of people.

[rrpreteen]

GORDONS GOT A POTTY MOUTH XDDDD

[Discepolo007]

Im doing a play through of this game right now, check my channel if your curious.

[krakenmaken]

GODDAMNITSHITBITCHFUCKER :D:D:D

[MultiRatrat]

IS GORDAN FREEMAN CAVE JHONSON:??

[ILuv2Talk2Strangers]

@MultiRatrat What gave you that idea?

[KurtKokaine1]

lol, dumbass Freeman @ 0:28 - yeah of course you can duck under the trip mine NOW THAT THE SOLDIERS TOOK OUT THE BOTTOM LASER!!

[ThunderCavalier]

That might explain why the soldiers keep firing at you.

If they follow maps like that, they probably think they're in the land of Mordor, and that you are all Orcs.

[krazylukey96]

u shoude do dead rising 2 the mind of chuck

[JamezC007]

ok scerw this im just going to what for them to come around the conner again "clink clink" o SHIT "BOOM" lol.

[scififan783]

1:18 favorite part

[MadnessIsRelative]

screw you Algebra.

[ghoulsoul12]

1:14 , one of the best scenes :)

" OH SHIT " ...

[madman101ish]

"MY DIPLOMA IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE!"

yeah i'm going to say that the next time someone asks me to stop doing research

[looosepooose]

what does gman do who is he?

[KurtKokaine1]

@looosepooose he plays with your momma's g-string.

[XxEyesightxX]

"You better go on without me."

"Can do! :D"

[gmodsam]

@Wesker1922 Thanks xD

[sonnytenedo]

He shoots so good even without crosshairs.. thats epic

[fullysickkebab1]

@sonnytenedo im pretty sure he uses a crosshair but turns the hud and chair off while editing

[jonnysonnyHD]

@fullysickkebab1 im pretty sure he didnt

[teeworldadict]

powerslide yeah

[smkidealheights]

thumbs up if you thumbs up me XD

[looosepooose]

For any half life² players who is the man that tells Alyx to relay the message "Prepare for unseen consequences"?

[tacovshotdog]

@looosepooose gman

[theninja89]

@looosepooose gman

[dartigens10]

4:47 And yet, externally, it's probably just silence. (The joy of internal monologues...)

[zbcrazy]

@4:05 - He should talk to Aperture.

[kathygreca]

at :40 the guard was dancing

[DeAtHsGoDMaN]

Oh..The beeping.

[theguy51094]

No, Toyota, I DON'T need a Yaris.

[FreeMan1355]

You know the guy who does Shepard's Mind is always boasting about how he makes videos fast than Ross, but the thing is h doesn't edit his stuff. So it takes less time to post the vids

[donte198]

I like how everyone acts like hes such a pro gamer when he is obviously using cheats :P notice how fast they die and how he doesn't pick up health

[LaserShark123]

@donte198 Um, who exactly is saying he's a 'pro gamer'? I don't think anybody, other than you, is expecting this to be a by-the-book playthrough of Half Life.

[agentringer]

"im sorry for your lost but your husband was a rat fuck beathead who tried to kill me for no god dam reason because he was to stupid to learn what the word survillian means if i hadnt put him down he probbaly would have come home later and strangled you in your sleep and not in the kinky way either i know how you base wives are."

[wackydude7]

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[031000ron1]

0:46 - 0:47 the guard has a stroke.

[neji511]

Did anyone else see when he was running from the grenade,the morse code thing was there again Right after he blew it up at 1:16???

[eddsworldrocks22]

U GUYS R SPROUTING UP LIKE WEEDS!

[toyguun]

God dammit shit bitch fucker...

[driftnick]

"You can even write "Here be dragons" on it and that would allmost be more accurate than nothing at all" lol'd so hard XDDDDD

[MrMegatwister]

4:02 kneel before Freeman

[TheBozZee]

OMG, why can't I stop watching these!

[bakikatana]

@TheBozZee cos they're awesome :)

[psycosanches589]

@TheBozZee because ur subconciouse knows that if u do ross scott and gordan freeman are going to come to ur and do things that r too bad for words

[TheKaos90]

@TheBozZee When you find out please tell me the cure !!!!

[vipunen11]

@TheBozZee i`ve watched 11 in a row

[BlueNyuu]

@vipunen11 Ive watched 20 in a row. I guess I win :3

[asparagusoffice]

@BlueNyuu This is episode 23. That means I'm in the lead by three. >:3

[3mailmy]

@TheBozZee ikr i usually hate narrations...i guess its because i was like 14? when HL came out and ended up cheating jumping levels halfway through the first twenty min

[KITTIESONCRACK]

I have no problem going to a greiving widow and saying sorry for your loss, but your husband was a RAT FUCK MEATHEAD WHO TRIED TO KILL ME FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON. I LOLD SO HARD

[Vicktius]

"Maintenance shaft" Oh that could be anything, half this building is a maintenance shaft. <3

[pacos1111]

0:29 , POWER SLIDE... tenacious D;

[MrRedYoYoTT]

2:00 - 2:20 XD

[machoswedishpotato]

god damn it shit bitch fucker XD

[AnimeLoverLukara]

Your diploma? You mean that bowling trophy in your locker?

[nairbsille]

"a rat fuck meathead" ahahaha!!

[Iainofthemeteor]

God dammit shit bitch fucker!!...... I am not happy right now.

[hagasaur]

"And no one got hurt!" He says as you see several bodies, alien corpses, and blood stains everywhere, as he holds a gun.

[DrRixy]

I only wish you guys would stop giving up the best parts in top comments..

[sopranoshelley]

@DrRixy Stop reading the comments before you watch the video.

[landship92]

"Okay, natural selection!!!" lol

[TheBlackOpticFTW]

People on YouTube are running out of creativity. The two top comments are quotes from the movie...

[TheThomasThomi]

@TheBlackOpticFTW Man the youtube creativity died long time time ago :(

[aug325]

@TheBlackOpticFTW youtube had creativity?

[BecomingAdrian]

@TheBlackOpticFTW Not anymore :P

[9picklepowers]

@TheBlackOpticFTW I WISH it was a movie.

[hawkwolf613]

@TheBlackOpticFTW Movie? Nope. just Chuck Testa...

[couchpatatoe236]

@TheBlackOpticFTW movie?

[BlackMesa198]

@TheBlackOpticFTW yet neither of them are...

[pumpkin545]

Does the whole game take place in black masa?

[Munger88]

@pumpkin545 he eventually gets transported to an alien planet

[JBommer4488]

@pumpkin545  Mostly. Some parts take place outside.

[TheRayrod34]

how come macinima has the roster teeth begining?

[woutermen2]

@TheRayrod34 rooster teeth used to be part of machinima so they used the machinima intro... RT changed their intro.

[yoopergamerboy]

"I'll just wait until they come around the corner."

Grenade is tossed in.

"Oh fuck!"

[LocoGroove]

@yoopergamerboy *oh shit but yeah I lolled

[SNIPEZ2MUCH]

"Hold on, let me reload,"

*Shoot soldier*

"Thanks"  ROFL! XD

[VGCutsceneTV]

@SNIPEZ2MUCH if only black ops did that -.-

[bobepuhuh]

...you cant speak morse code .-.

[daredevilcrw]

@bobepuhuh Astute observation indeed. Sir, you are a genius.

[42prolly]

@bobepuhuh Yes you can.

[massivive]

@bobepuhuh dot dot dash dash dot

[TheRyder808]

at 46 seconds in. that marine he sees was scared as hell. he spinned around like "wait what whos that!?"

[100p3y]

Theres a kinky way of strangling someone? o.o?

[Kaweebo]

Sadly. 

[blindey]

@100p3y Erotic asphyxiation

[100p3y]

@blindey Well thats a strange fact.

[SmiteFieldProduction]

Maybe the army put the turrets there!

[trueShazb0t]

4:39 Playing through this game, that is EXACTLY where I was, and EXACTLY what I was thinking when that motherfucking train wouldn't move. I almost died laughing.

[rhysvanhouten746]

@trueShazb0t i was just about to comment exactly the same thing.

i think we all felt that way XD

[Cormerious]

Goddamnit shit bitch fucker!

[Orangutansever]

anyone else get mad when he don't take that fucking revolver?

[wackykid111]

@Orangutansever its like when in episodes he got the shotgun, but that turned out to be a dream, and then in the end he didnt go for the shotgun, pissed me off...

[MrSturmthedark]

@Orangutansever He has cheats enabled which give him all the weapons, I think. I know he has the infinite ammo cheat on

[Panda15Epic]

@MrSturmthedark i dont think so sense he can pic up weapons an ammo

[ColdChaos1236]

"Hold on, let me reload.....thanks!" :D

[Trybut3]

@ColdChaos1236 Now thats T-shirt material!

[Sorngard13]

"Screw this... i'm just gonna wait for them to come around the corner again..."

*Grenade comes around the corner*

"OH SHIT!*

*Runs away screaming*i lold

[Ogihci2]

@Sorngard13 I'm with ya there Bro. XD

[AlexanderT21]

@Sorngard13 Guards got smart xD

[peterparqua]

maybe they put the turrets there to kill the army dudes who are trying to kill them

[Rukazor]

1:15 screw this im just gonna wait for them to come around the corner again

*grenade flys in*

OH SH-

[CherryCoveredCow]

"sounds like someone is smuggling an elephant up there" made me lol soo hard XD

[TheRyder808]

screw it,im gonna wait till they come around the corner

(grenade comes in)

OH SHIT!

[kksider2]

@TheRyder808 Okay! Natural Selection. The dumb ones are all dead so the survivors are a little bit smarter!

[Radney12]

"you better go on without me" "CAN DO"

[Velox415]

Why do so many people think strangling is so sexy? That's fucked up. If you want sexy use feathers and whip-cream; strangling is what you use when you want to kill someone.

[vman339]

@Velox415 Hey, can't die without living.

[alexfeldhann]

1:12 THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO

[JiniCircus]

"Stop speaking morse code! I don't speak it! It's rude!"

[tehpwnzorofhalo]

what if gordons sister was chell? :o :P :V

[alohate]

1:12 Thudercats ? or i am just crazy ?

[ImovarNinethouzand]

@alohate what do you mean the blood?

[alohate]

@ImovarNinethouzand yeah just look, it is too much coincidence

[boomboompow9296]

and he still didnt take the magnum -_-

[LSJGaming]

he sounds like Ray Ramono

[m3tafunj]

hahahha I remember being pissed at that map and then pissed again because I had turned the power on. I had to read a walkthrough after going back down to the generator a couple times.

[porterbehling]

okay, wait... why are there more views for this video then the previous ones? Are people just skipping ahead?

[brickct123]

@porterbehling this one had a longer wait, so people checked it again.

[BeezDuL]

He sounds so much like Ham on Toy Story.

[Sleepingpillz]

@BeezDuL You mean The evil Dr.Porkchop? :3

[Haikoori]

"Which way is north?"

From one engineer to another (I think...?), thank you.

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

"I'm...never gonna make it. You better go on without me."

"Can do!" *Completely forgets about dying guy*

I don't think I could work with Freeman. I'd be way to afraid that if I got hurt or trapped (a very likely situation in that building :P) he wouldn't tell anyone and I would die.

[Teenplayer84]

Haha..AutoCAD...

[gangstervural]

3:51 'sounds like somebody's smuggling an elephant up there' xD like that's an everyday thing

[cats00ofDevaArt]

Why are there terrorists in half life?

[gangstervural]

@cats00ofDevaArt they are not terrorists, somebody told me they're military that have to kill everyone involved in the incident

[froggerfan85]

116 people met Gordon Freemen

[TheCrazyDog21]

"it sounds like somebody is smuggleing a elephant up there" XD

[darkfafi]

he missed so many good thing i saw a graplinghook 3 times :D

[ColorfulHyena]

sounds like somebody smuggling an elephant :D

[jugadores132]

im sorry for your loss,, but your husband was a rat fuck meathead that tried to kill me for no godamm reason!!,, LMAO!!

[stealthner]

thumbs up if you were yelling at him to grab the revolver

[BrandtLandr]

I don't speak Morse Code. So stop! It's rude! They're probably talking smack about me on the radio.... :L AHAHAHAHAA HAHA AHAAHAHAHHHAAAH!

[Lequan35]

Lol the soldiers move like they are high

[xXL1VE4IDE4LSXx]

"My Diplomas woth more than your life! Screw this Im just gonna wait for them to come around the corner again....OOH SHIT!!! (Nade dos Kabboom!)" Buahahahaah Epìc ^_^

[PatrioticAmerican15]

"God damn it shit bitch fucker" lol

[ThexxCRUSADERxx]

this is the thing i wish machinima uploaded more often

[warlockbgunz444]

they sound like there smugguling an elephant over there i laughes way to much

[mrush80]

It pisses me of so much because he does not get the gun

[14Brand0]

"screw this im just gonna wait until they come around the corner again... (grenade slides around corner) OOOHHH SHIT!!!" funniest thing ive seen yet lol

[ThePAnIc117]

116 people are not happy right now

[Realium]

Thums up if you think that sometimes he says "don't" like Homer Simpson :D

[athenaguintu]

lol its the power slide 0:30 its the what happens when freeman gets his laser

[superpenguin385]

Hear B Dragons! D:<

[TheFragonator]

1:16 lol beautiful AI movie style grenade throw!

[cheesykoq123]

116 people found the dragons 0.o



[Keklawlawlawl]

"Screw this i'm gonna wait for them to come around the corner"

*grenade comes around the corner*

*Freeman flees*

[Thesleepyninja]

Oh shit. I had a drafting teacher that used to listen to country music :o.

[nikekotor2]

@Theavividgamer me though i thought that ross *was* machinama.that and i was pretty drunk when i first watched these.

[Adamo1618]

Jim Carrey voice at 04:52

[delidanks]

It makes me really realize how dull this game, I love the commentary, but it seems like you'll never escape. Anyone agree?

[KillinTime2792]

116 people got caught trying to smuggle elephants

[ABigFailProduction]

why does he always dodge the ammo??????

[Keklawlawlawl]

@ABigFailProduction he has a severe case of ammophobia,

[ComaradComisar]

why vortigaunts help you at hl2 if you killed them all the way in hl1 ....

[GrayPathogen]

@ComaradComisar

The HL1 vortigaunts are slaves.

[ComaradComisar]

@GrayPathogen well, i think that makes kinda sense. thanks!

[TacosAreWizard]

Why the hell is there a Make-up comercial? This is Machinima, I understand the need for a (quote on quote) Butt-load of friggin LOTR game trailers, this is hopeless; with todays society we'll a bunch of "inbetweens". Fuck me.

[CrimsonWolfe776]

Skyrim trailers make everything better...