Two Best Friends Play - Catherine

[disastergrl1234]

@MrAvalerin ohh, worry my mistake, but no one cabe like oh yeah

[ScholarMusikPSA]

YOU'RE BEING RAPED RIGHT NOW!! 6:11

[mintsmoker10]

GET YOUR ASSTO MARS

[THEBOSS12468]

i kinda want to play this now

[MrAvalerin]

Japan all mushed together.

[danno9901]

@3:36

"SPACE TOURISM!!"

"Get your ass to Mars!"

"DAMMIT Quaid, Give the people da air!!"

[TheFlailingWolf]

"Rule Number 1: if I'm awake, you need to go."

:3

[CheezyBeenz123]

The Simpsons and Deus Ex references are insane

[globox123456789]

"Finally, I'm getting a new Berserk game here!"

xD

[disastergrl1234]

Story - Vince is dating Catherine, and she tells him she's preggers, well, he gets nightmares, and this chick Katherine who is his sex toy pretty much, is just a illusion. Katherine is a blonde chick, illusion. Catherine is the pink headed chick, and she isn't really preggers ( or at least that's how it happened in xbox360 version.) and you find out the boss of the bar is giving the nightmares to reduce population in the world by breaking up couples.

[MrAvalerin]

@disastergrl1234 You got the Catherines mixed up. "Catherine" is fake bimbo girl, while "Katherine" is girlfriend isn't really preggers.

[thebananakingful]

"YOU TASTE LIKE CANCER, I'M SO WET!"

[LazyByName]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm buying this game.

[jannmarieforever]

RED MEANS BAD stupid!!! O.O ...-.- I could do it better

[MaxximusFrost]

"I never asked for this"

And

"America!"

Are in pretty much every video :P

[MaxximusFrost]

*Hurry up and start climbing!*

"...... JESUS?!"

[Scout322]

Oh my god, if I see this ssx commercial one more time...

[EvoD1990]

Who else watched the tacoman thing...

[narutouzimaki934]

GET YA ASS TO MAARS!~~

[AverageGameBoy]

"Yo Shakespeare was a bitch."

[boltzwilliam427]

YOUR BEING RAPED RIGHT NOW!

[ZombiesOhMyGod]

"Space tourism?!"

"GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!!"

I lol'd. XD

[Plexuz0]

matt seems kinda subdued in this episode

[InternalFaggotry]

For some reason I really wanna see their reaction to Erica late in the game.

[Courier6ofHyrule]

FUCK YEAH TEEN GIRL SQUAD REFERENCE. 

[TheSamt456]

sHAKESPEARE WAS A BITCH

[WTFaddPRO]

sheeps are looks  @ u like an retard

[dodomyte24]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ads. damn sell outs

[eoghans]

Matt & Pat : Best relationship counselors ever :P

[TheAtlasReview]

OH MY GOD! Did anyone else see the "Eat this!" promo at 0:37? I cant stop laughing.

[holycowrap]

You taste like cancer! I'm so wet!

[jallamb4199]

In My mind Hoe: bitch listen to me.

Matt and Pat: Nope fuck you bitch

[LegendOfTheDude]

you taste like cancer......

IM SO WET

XD

[doom12344]

you taste like cancer! im so wet! LMAO

[Jamesofsteel34]

anyone else notice the eat this was pointed to something i cant say on youtube?

[GoroLink94]

@Jamesofsteel34 you can say anything you want on youtube, for better or for worse

[bearmanguy]

HOMESTAR FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SecondSunStudios]

Skeet Fighter reference?

[SecondSunStudios]

SPACE CONFESSIONALS!

[MaxximusFrost]

So I told that cancer joke to my ex girlfriend,

And some guy at my school flips shit on me.

I didn't even have enough time to explain where I got it from before he stormed off O.o

That's totally his loss.

[Kooldudewaddup]

Everytime a bitch talked to me, why cant I fuckin dashboard??

[Aepotheosis]

@Kooldudewaddup gotta press the pause button bro

[mrjangles1]

You know what I did last night? I shit all over some lady in a bus stop!

[cpackwood1]

14:48 we all know its photoshoped pizza

[chonesco]

"You taste like cancer, I'M SO WET" almost pee myself LOL

[lovelygargoyle]

This is my fav video by them, and I would love to see them do fatal frame 3!

[preaktheprank]

"Why you always predetoring on dudes"

Nice adventure time reference 

[MrMutobuMan]

Why do I persist on drinking soda while watching this series?

[KingdomHeartsGirl000]

"SPACE TOURISM!?!"

"Get'cha ass to Mars."

[skeetskeetbangbang99]

"quit playing around and listen" NOPE FUCK YOU BITCH!

[masrrr]

POPE SPACE CONFESIONAL

[DrButtermaker]

NEVER SAY AN UNKIND WORD ABOUT SHAKESPEARE ME AND SILENT BOB MODELED OUR ENTIRE LIFE AFTER WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. IMA SMOOTH PEOPLE LOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE PUSSEY

[zxhlive]

Very useful tips

[ChaddMellow]

hahaha professor layton

[MrSniperking20]

3:38 GET YA ASS TA MAZS! GIVE THEM TEH AIR!

[ghost29ism]

00:36 nekasa le titi

[sheepdemon1982]

Please don't destroy the sheepdemons

[FrozenAtrox]

0:34 LOL! Watch where the "Eat This" arrow points to! xD

[urmomstoxicface]

@FrozenAtrox Yeah... that's the joke.

[FrozenAtrox]

@urmomstoxicface Tought those annotations were randomly generated...

[urmomstoxicface]

@FrozenAtrox They're not.

[SaltShakerz93]

I try to tell her to get off but i don't tell her loudly enough.

[NoBoiSux]

You're being raped

RIGHT

NOW!

[3stupidnerds]

Watch our videos :'D we are doing stuff like these awesome guys so check us out give us feedback :D we are not better then these guys but we are just doin it for fun :)

[Lonewolf349128]

"How many years have we been dating?"

Oh shit, I didn't know there was gonna be math on the test!

[sadv3]

Katherine: "Quit joking around listen. This is really important."

Two Best friends. "Nope! Fuck you bitch!"

[frombuenosaeris]

I lost my shit at SPACE TOURISM

[mkl0vn]

Shakespeare may have been a bisexual

[blueeyesaf]

Sheep and goats both have rectangular pupils. 

[AluraAlgoma]

LMFAO!!! Stopped at 0:36 to click on the "Eat This" pop up and laughed so hard seeing were the arrow pointed!

[2doctoma]

A shiney whore appears!

Vincent used Stammer!

It's not very effective...

Shiny whore used seduce!

It's super effective!

Vincent blacked out!

[klecknerb]

"FUCK SIMPLE PLAN!"

[Silvershot6986]

oh no 5:58 farmers paradise....

[m4ximusfran]

"from your phone you can destroy little sheep demons invading your network"HAHAHAHA

[MaxximusFrost]

Fuckin' nailing Rapunzel in the SPACE CASTLE!

[Kiyannidirl]

"Suddenly, a shiney whore appears!"

[Kiyannidirl]

"From your phone, you can kill tiny sheep demons that are invading your network."

Matt is fucking hilarious.

[WorldOfDubstep2012]

11:08 Hay rule number one, im awake, you need to go :L hahaa funny as hell

[WorldOfDubstep2012]

i do not get games like that.........

[TheVirginGamer]

"you taste like cancer, im so wet!" LMFFFFFFFAO

[DarkTyphlosion100]

like if you watched this on valentine's day

[DontTicWithTheTac]

these videos are so popuar at my school if u say

matt and patt

everyone else goes :their friends who play together....

[DJHawkB]

NO! FUCK YOU BITCH!

[GoldieXD129]

them gams!

[Ihfawyuk]

10:52

She gonna kill you with a fork she find out about this shit.

*Rewind to 9:33 *

Well what the fuck, its a demon with a fork, wanna guess who it is?

[Judgementxxx]

Thumbs up for fat business man sheep.

[h3ychicabumbum]

so if he dies in dream he dies in real life freddy krugerged

[Hteam1422]

such... JIGGLY TITTIES

[Lukjane]

@BluPantaloni So don't watch them?

[MattMega777]

NOPE.....FUCK YOU BITCHH

[doarner]

@BluPantaloni It's funnier to see how they smash videogames with comments that just kiss their asses, you know, don't expect to see any video with "this is the best thing ever, i would sell my soul just to get it, this is the next biggest thing than Legend of Zelda", it's boring. Besides, they're like that annoying friend anyone have that never shuts up when you're watching TV or playing games, just this dudes gets paid and do it in the right moment.

[theLordOmbra]

how id i miss this one

[EzequielVelez]

You taste like cancer I'm so wet.lol

[Sonicserge]

was not lookin for the end

[DCarpOhio]

top tw comments are always the same err

[UltimateLSD]

nope! f you bitch!! haha beest

[zombieXfan]

how do two people say the same thing and get the top comments?

[masssupercake]

@zombieXfan its called movie magic :)

[MrSetblade]

a wild shiny whore appears!

[ShadowAmnesia]

ebolaworld FTW

[TalDSruler]

"That is the cutest ronald McDonald ever."

>:)

[TalDSruler]

"Some block bullshit. Its like Qbert."

[Pepsibrains]

any one els go look up a sheeps eye xD?

[JTF374]

"From your phone, you can destroy tiny sheep demons invading your network" >xD

[xiFuziionv]

"Get your ass to mars" :D

[sparda2704]

Identical top comments fail

[Aepotheosis]

fuckin' simpsons

[randomboner123]

Da fuck is a boom boom kitty

[phortheman]

I am so confused...about the sheep...?!

[ivegotabfmv]

@phortheman the sheep are metaphors. Without spoiling the story thats all im saying lol

[LifeAfterYou2]

Catherine feels so good around his dick gurl

[pepsiops1]

lambo?

[stefano7812]

hahaha

Nope! FUCK YOU BITCH!

[artc1]

Omg! I just cant tell you how much I love your Homestarrunner references. I just love it! SB and Teen girl Squad Lives on! "I've got a crush on eeeeevery boy!"

[superArmysoilder]

The Hangover reference 'In The FACE!!'

[monkeyskins666]

what the hell kind of game was this?

[supermonkeywtf09]

lol that waitress was actually a man! you find out at the end :D

[ThatZevGuy]

@supermonkeywtf09 cunt

[uguito93]

@supermonkeywtf09 wait to spoil a plot point dickhead

[XXSniperAsnXX]

Well whoever made this is a stoner that needs a bitch

[TEHFOOK]

"I have a crush on EVERY BOY!"

"ARROWED!"

[WraythSkitzofrenik]

@TEHFOOK OW! My skin!

[BRENDEBREN]

I've gained dating skills while watching this.

[snipingfordummies]

i love how they act if they're vincent on the dates

[MechahendrixJr]

Rule number 1,I'm awake, you need to go.

[sowlbadguy]

man when he says its a boss sheep I just die of laughter

[Zellrex]

My god you guys make every game so much better.

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

From your phone, you can destroy tiny sheep demons that are invading your network.

[franscartoons]

"sheeps"

[khfanmuffin]

13:23 omg adventure time refrence !!!

[Moosemaster329]

'you taste like cancer i'm so wet"

[XxguitargamerxX]

Is it bad that I completely laughed my ass off when he made piss jokes and the next thing I saw was Man vs. Wild? It actually hurt to laugh.

[Tinedmovie4062]

10:02

"Suddenly, a shiny whore appears."

[acamp1995]

That IS the cutest Ronald McDonald ever.

[dragus65]

Well, there goes my good night sleep.

[DaisyDusting23]

Yo Shakespeares a bitch!

[klampcamper]

fuck simple plan whoa where'd that come from

[ThePyrobrid]

This game's messed up, no offense Catherine fans.

[uguito93]

@ThePyrobrid none taken, that's exactly why we like it.

[Gunhaver64]

XD teen girl squad reference



[icefire4114]

Adventure Time Refrence 13:22

[icefire4114]

SPACE CONFESSIONALS!!!!

[mrsolodowlow]

/watch?v=6tiuBy-0BCs

[IwillloveGwenforever]

This is pretty funny. I am a Catherine fanatic and I approve of this video.

[alexjsingh]

You taste like cancer I'm so wet xD

[Spinelblade]

"He just toke a huge load of white on the face"

"That's how you kill demon bitches"

Ya man, haven't you eve read the manga My Balls?

[XboxAnnihilator]

Nope. Fuck you bitch!

[lewchootrain]

My cellphone texting has a morality system? I never asked for this.......

[zpnmaster]

Any one gonna tell them Erika is a trap?

[Fallout3sFinest]

Final Fantasy 13 (2)... IT WAS SO FUCKING GREAT WE MADE 2!!!!!!! >:D

[wazzupsters]

You guys r so funny i almost pissed on my self! And thank for likeing my faveorite color... RED! :D

[TheLethalBreed]

I have a friend who was raped in his sleep, so that part was the funniest to me.

[sleepisfortheweak1]

Look left -----------------------------> FAIL

[kdbrown777]

Upvotes for Total Recall references.

[coughdrop30]

Gustav holst: planets...nuff said

[pecky115]

chrono rabbit? thats like, time badger!

[Goma2]

YOU TASTE LIKE CANCER IM SO WET

[dzkahs]

"She asked for it with her eyeballs!" FUCK THIS IS AWSOME

[Connors116]

I thought the "Press any Button" said, "Press my Button"

...

Damnit, Catherine.

[123gummybear]

u taste like cancer, im so wet lol!!!!! 10:58

[dzkahs]

@123gummybear shit literally lmfao-ing

[RealPureComedy]

At the image in the end... I didn't think it was pizza till i looked to the left.

[St3lCry35]

I can not stop fucking LAUGHING!!!!

[divinedido]

"You taste like cancer, I'm so wet" It's funny cause a couple of girls have told me the exact same thing

[msh11201996]

When the mysterious voice said take a seat, I thought Matt and Pat would've said something about Chris Hansen.

[OkamiismyGOD100]

11:27 or 11:26 to 11:35

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

favorite sayings in the whole vid: my dong couldnt take it. i usually dont just sleep around, i just grabbed your hand and placed it all over my boom boom kitty.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND REPEATING IT CUZ IT SO AWESOME AND FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! i know, its perverted to like that part. AND IM A GIRL!!!

IM SCARING MYSELF D:

[kahona90]

Rofl i can't escape that line. "Get ready for Catherine regionals. North cal WOOT!"

[Fiddlesticks116]

I want to destroy tiny sheep demons from my phone!