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  • doesnt kyle mean you DAUGHTER OF A BITCH

  • Loooooooooooooooollllllll

  • Nice tip retard lol

  • how many time do i have to tell to put you di-

  • Lol "~shakes head~ How many times do I have to tell you to put your di- c: I will make your wildest dreams come true......with this pen. c: " EPIC

  • BARBIE DOLL DICK!! LOL

  • Your such a legend lol

  • Delicious babies.. i like them delicious babies

  • i fucking laugh every time

  • What's the music when he is talkin bout keanu reeves??

  • im from russia i fuck u!!

  • Delicious Babys.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • When my mom saw you with a gun to your nose she said "YOU'RE DOIN IT WRONG!!" lol

  • at 2:22 he sound a bit like butters out of south park

  • i like them delicious babies..!

  • you do notice you spelled random wrong right?

  • this was one of the first youtube videos i saw still fuckin hilarious!!!!! LOL

  • COOKIE MONSTER !

  • the chipmunk bit at the end, ruins it :(

  • Funny stuff, don't let Tosh see or he'll steal your stuff

  • its like fred part 2

  • You're a pile of Barbie doll dicks! 2:59 LMFAO! Would you like to buy a fuckin' cookie? WELL YOU CANT AHA AHA! 3:10 Kyle ur awsome

  • You're a pile of Barbie doll dicks! 2:59

  • Lol... ur like a god kyle.... lol kyleiepoo ok bye

  • Fucking A.

  • delicious babys lol u r a legend i am your biggest fan man u jks plz reple and make sum new videos plz

  • 447 people smell like dead fish

  • DELICIOUS BABIES XD

  • You better shut the fuck up bitch... I will not hold back for kicking you sorry son of a bitch ass. Bitch! am gonna come trough this computer and kick your sorry STUPID ASS!

  • I'm actually watching Matrix. Laughing so hard at the coincidence.

  • xD

    COOKIE MONSTER SAYS HELLO LMFAO

  • The entire Keanu Reeves part was one of the best things he ever did.

  • YOU SMELL LIKE DEAD FISH , YOUR MAMA SMELLS LIKE DEAD FISH LMAO IM STILL LAUGHING LOL. I SWEAR I GOT TO MEET YOU SOMETIME YOUR TO HILARIOUS.

  • 'COOKIE MONSTER SAYS HALLO!' XD

  • Russian: I am from Russia, I fuck you!

    Guy in glasses: I will fuck you up!

    Russian: OH YEAH!!! WOOT WOOT -gets gun out- CYA BITCH -shoots the dude in glasses-

  • 1:05 - 1:12 had me rolling so hard,, LMAO!

  • cookie monster say hello XD XD XD XD XD HAHA THIS BLOKE CRACKS ME UP

  • you ever french a gator............well i do

  • ..This chair makes ME VIOLENT!!

  • for some reason i wanna try a baby now...

  • ''you wanna know what's ''un-safe'', children?!?!''...XDDD <3 i love you kyle!

    thumbs up, if you too XD

  • i like them delicious babies!!

  • your about to witness child birth >.<

  • im keanu reevs man

  • CHIPMUNK TRASHTALK!!!!!!!

  • Delicious boobayys

  • funny guy ever

  • i love how he hesitates with the bb gun :P

  • i am love eating them delicious baby's

  • @MrNigganaut Nope. I read the first one and then skipped almost everything. I saw that you skipped 8. Go fuck yourself :D

  • you are a big pile of Barbie Doll Dicks!!! lol hahahahah You are NOTHING!!! i freakin love this guy

  • CWKIE MONSTER SAYS HELLOO!

  • he sounds like nathan from desandnate @ 0:22

  • 10 facts:

    1. You are reading this comment

    2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact

    4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now

    6. Your smiling

    7. You are still reading my comment

    9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

    10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

    11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

  • @EaGlEandres stfu.

  • how many times do i have to cock my gun?how many times do i have to prove this?youre going to die today...

    I WAS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING!!I KEEP REPLAYING IT OVER AND OVER!! XD

  • at 0:14 what does he say???

  • @frazzaskate this chair makes ME VIOLENT!

  • lol.. i think i laughed so hard until my mother told me to shutup.. and lol chimpunk trash talk...:)

  • YOUR FACE, GOD DAMNIT

  • @andrewkessler4 that would be cool if Kylemonky and Ray william johnson appeared in 1 video together.

  • you ever french a gator.....i do!!!

  • epic face at 1:48

  • You sound like Butters :|

  • How many times do I have to cock my gun lol So funny

  • Why this video of kyle doesn't have a most voted comment? Thanks

  • hahahahahahaahahahhahahaahah lololololol sooooooo funnny

  • He shouldn't need to call his own video "very funny"

    Lucky that it was funny :D

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  • he sound like butters off south park for abit haha

  • i just peed my pants...

  • .. seven.

  • "ahh would u like to buy a fucking cookie?..well ya cant AHA!" <3<3<3<3

  • you call me a shit hed you cheasy white cracker bich

  • 2 for icious babies

  • You going to die today :DDDDDD

  • This is freakin funny I don't how you come up with this

  • your about to witness a child birth KFJKGKFDGMJKNH

  • farty dog dicks haha lol would u like to by a fukin cookie cause u cant

  • @17friendc It's not "farty dog dicks," or whatever you may have heard. He said "Barbie doll dicks."

  • " you do realize I'm making this up as I go along?... yep I really am" soooooo funny

  • O_O

    ...

    I will make your wildest dreams come true...

    With this pen.

    DOOOOOOOOH!

    SNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

  • Cookie monster says goodbye

  • your a pile of barbie doll dick ...barbie dolls dont have dicks hhaha so you are nothing!! ll my fave

  • we have  cookies bitch xD n im d cookie mobnster hahahahahaha

  • so fucking boring !

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  • 1:09 he looks like Fin on WaterLoo Road....hahah

  • "I am from Russia I fuck you!" :D

  • @TaZ101SAGA  i am from russia i fuck you is the best part of this whole video

  • @thunderbolt11285 I agree.

  • this guy is gay

  • @tdu2beast  why mother fucking watch it then?

  • @jouleslover001 srry i love this guy(no homo) but my friend doesnt like him and used my account to say that so srry

  • Cookie monsters real name is Sid

  • 1:19 - 1:35 <-- my favorite! <3

  • "I'm Keanu Reeves man" hahHAhaHh so funny

  • whatever your smoking please let me have some

  • I FREAKIN LOVE YOU OMG haha I LAUGHED SO FREAKIN hard!

  • ☻/

    /▌

    / \

    This is Bob. Soon bob will take over youtube! spread this to 50 videos. It will soon be on the news. then you will know you helped spread Bob.

  • *he's

  • @RebirthScape nope use been on YouTube way longer than Fred has

  • 1:33- Nice ketchup

  • LoL (father i made a mistake)father said:fuck them fuck them all

  • 0:27 = pure gold

  • COOKIE MONSTAA SAYS HELLOOOOO!!!!!!

  • SOOOO FUNNY

  • He is about stupid

  • The part that really cracked me up when he said "Cookie monster says hello!!" LOL i almost pissed my pants!!

  • The next FRED. -_-

  • "I am from Russia..

    I fuck you!"

  • kiano reeves haha

    

  • "how many times i have to cock my gun, how many times i have to prove this" hahahahaha

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  • 2:08 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy cow

  • Cookie monster saids goodbye. LOL!

  • DELICIOUS BABIES!!!

  • no joke but have u got problems?

    im not jokin , seriously

  • haha u can tell by the look on his face on 0:51 tht that gun to the nose freakn hurt xD

  • KyleMonkey<3 tehe

  • qfunny i like grapes and my ass better tho

  • i think that is the best of kylemonkey ps. hes cool

  • 0:40 you kinda look like Jim Carrey a lil there(:

  • i think 1;12 an 250 is funniest

  • da fuck??????!!!!!

  • 0:25 XD I laughed so hard

  • You better shut the fuck up bitch, i will not hold back for kicking your sorry son of a bitch ass. fucking lol

  • 2:14- end

    chipmunk trash talk

  • "i will fuck you up" *tiny blade*

    i cant stop laughing :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • 434 people don't enjoy eating delicious babies

  • lol i am from russia i fuck u

  • how many time i have to tell you to put your dic.....

  • i am from russia, i fuck you

  • its not even funny its just stupid!!!!!

  • u better back offf

  • vv this is the funniest video so stfu ( ;

  • I love this video <3

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  • man thats some funny shit!!!!!

  • This isnt even funny....... what the fuck?!

  • ur so fuckin right is not even fuckin funny.

  • 2:58 You're a pile of barbie doll dicks :L

  • press 7 and listin lol

  • Hahhaah xD "I am from Russia, I fuck you!" priceless!!

  • press 5.......nuff said

  • cookie monster says hello funny as hell

  • keanu reeves is by far the funniest thing ive ever watched!

  • your a pile of barbie-doll dicks

    and barbie-dolls dont have dick

    so you are nothing!!!!!!!

    LOL

  • press 8 to know why your still single

  • 'none of us need to die today'o.o but justin bieber needs to die today

  • lol

  • Im kiano reaves man I will fuck you up

  • You ever frenched a 'gater? xD

  • Haha I am from rusha I fuck u

  • I am from russia a fuk u

  •  i tried that with the softgun that hurt

  • "Cookie monster says hello!" O.O

  • @sarah4evva yeaa tht shit was too funny lmao

  • @sarah4evva cookie monster says goodbye

  • @sarah4evva LOL

  • @sarah4evva I can do that almost perfectly! I should make a video about that!

  • hahahaha cookie monster says hello!!!!! hahaha

  • auntJLC17 the sec. i read that was when he said that! lol! XD

  • "how much time do i have to tell you to put your di...."

  • Would u lik to buy a fukn cookie? WELL U CNT! AHAHAHA

  • your a pile of barbie dolls dicks

    and barbie dolls dont have dicks

    so your nothing hahahaha

  • i am from russia i fuck you hahahaha

  • Obveiously this kid has no life... BUt he's hilarious!

  • HAHAH ur a pile of barbie doll dicks and barbies don't have dicks so ur nothing. hahah wanna buy a cookie well to bad !

  • How many times do I hav to cock my gun? xD

  • COOKIE MONSTER SAYS HELLO!!!!!! hahaha lmaoo

  • I am from russia i fuck you wow thats hilarious haha

  • @sas40903 listen to thiss. i am from russia. i fuck you. my sister number one prostitute. she fuck you too. xD Sorry, bit randomm.

  • Please press 5

  • the "father forgive me" part reminds me of a silent hill part cause of the creepy-ness of the way he says it

  • Delicious baaaybeez.... haha

  • Bahaha I love you man! :)