You better shut the fuck up bitch... I will not hold back for kicking you sorry son of a bitch ass. Bitch! am gonna come trough this computer and kick your sorry STUPID ASS!
4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now
6. Your smiling
7. You are still reading my comment
9. You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
doesnt kyle mean you DAUGHTER OF A BITCH
COGprotm 3 days ago
Loooooooooooooooollllllll
Chewapa 5 days ago
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scorpiownded 1 week ago
Nice tip retard lol
ladybug10169 1 week ago
how many time do i have to tell to put you di-
bird3rains 2 weeks ago
Lol "~shakes head~ How many times do I have to tell you to put your di- c: I will make your wildest dreams come true......with this pen. c: " EPIC
BlackRosesWeep 3 weeks ago
BARBIE DOLL DICK!! LOL
ljcooperman 3 weeks ago
Your such a legend lol
korlee123 3 weeks ago
Delicious babies.. i like them delicious babies
GINJER97 3 weeks ago
i fucking laugh every time
cokteau 3 weeks ago 2
What's the music when he is talkin bout keanu reeves??
AylaRout 3 weeks ago
im from russia i fuck u!!
GINJER97 1 month ago
Delicious Babys.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
jbgizz1250 1 month ago
When my mom saw you with a gun to your nose she said "YOU'RE DOIN IT WRONG!!" lol
BlackRosesWeep 1 month ago
at 2:22 he sound a bit like butters out of south park
NonTakenProduction 1 month ago
i like them delicious babies..!
chareebugg 1 month ago
you do notice you spelled random wrong right?
AndyRonnieNick 1 month ago
this was one of the first youtube videos i saw still fuckin hilarious!!!!! LOL
TrishyxLou 1 month ago
COOKIE MONSTER !
Jade2000sharlie2001 1 month ago
the chipmunk bit at the end, ruins it :(
jaffajeffery 1 month ago
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denteck 2 months ago
Funny stuff, don't let Tosh see or he'll steal your stuff
marccurcio1 2 months ago
its like fred part 2
Funky1236681 2 months ago
You're a pile of Barbie doll dicks! 2:59 LMFAO! Would you like to buy a fuckin' cookie? WELL YOU CANT AHA AHA! 3:10 Kyle ur awsome
LolbyPIE1554 2 months ago
You're a pile of Barbie doll dicks! 2:59
LolbyPIE1554 2 months ago
Lol... ur like a god kyle.... lol kyleiepoo ok bye
Skydodger 2 months ago
Fucking A.
inovence 2 months ago
delicious babys lol u r a legend i am your biggest fan man u jks plz reple and make sum new videos plz
Mr1derman 2 months ago
447 people smell like dead fish
XxCAPTMitchxX 2 months ago
DELICIOUS BABIES XD
RuckasNuckas475 2 months ago
You better shut the fuck up bitch... I will not hold back for kicking you sorry son of a bitch ass. Bitch! am gonna come trough this computer and kick your sorry STUPID ASS!
Estonianforce 2 months ago
I'm actually watching Matrix. Laughing so hard at the coincidence.
Euclidity 2 months ago
xD
COOKIE MONSTER SAYS HELLO LMFAO
asher2195 2 months ago
The entire Keanu Reeves part was one of the best things he ever did.
GravityFair 2 months ago 19
YOU SMELL LIKE DEAD FISH , YOUR MAMA SMELLS LIKE DEAD FISH LMAO IM STILL LAUGHING LOL. I SWEAR I GOT TO MEET YOU SOMETIME YOUR TO HILARIOUS.
imabeliever81 2 months ago
'COOKIE MONSTER SAYS HALLO!' XD
Wondercheese100 2 months ago
Russian: I am from Russia, I fuck you!
Guy in glasses: I will fuck you up!
Russian: OH YEAH!!! WOOT WOOT -gets gun out- CYA BITCH -shoots the dude in glasses-
Estonianforce 2 months ago
1:05 - 1:12 had me rolling so hard,, LMAO!
userx666666 2 months ago
cookie monster say hello XD XD XD XD XD HAHA THIS BLOKE CRACKS ME UP
DyLaK2k11 2 months ago
you ever french a gator............well i do
rAiDeRfAiL 2 months ago
..This chair makes ME VIOLENT!!
5uzyD4wg 3 months ago
for some reason i wanna try a baby now...
kenzy6666 3 months ago
''you wanna know what's ''un-safe'', children?!?!''...XDDD <3 i love you kyle!
thumbs up, if you too XD
DarkAngelCookie 3 months ago
i like them delicious babies!!
11Switchblade 3 months ago
your about to witness child birth >.<
MrRussia1 3 months ago
im keanu reevs man
MrRussia1 3 months ago
CHIPMUNK TRASHTALK!!!!!!!
emosakkura 3 months ago
Delicious boobayys
xshootertilidie 3 months ago
funny guy ever
RoyRdz666 3 months ago
i love how he hesitates with the bb gun :P
muffined5555 3 months ago in playlist muffined5555's favorites
i am love eating them delicious baby's
tycaster08 3 months ago
@MrNigganaut Nope. I read the first one and then skipped almost everything. I saw that you skipped 8. Go fuck yourself :D
Hampekun 3 months ago
you are a big pile of Barbie Doll Dicks!!! lol hahahahah You are NOTHING!!! i freakin love this guy
AliciaBurress 3 months ago
CWKIE MONSTER SAYS HELLOO!
MinecraftPIGbomb 3 months ago
he sounds like nathan from desandnate @ 0:22
imaowl1 3 months ago
10 facts:
1. You are reading this comment
2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now
6. Your smiling
7. You are still reading my comment
9. You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
EaGlEandres 4 months ago
@EaGlEandres stfu.
iscreamlikeapr0 3 months ago
how many times do i have to cock my gun?how many times do i have to prove this?youre going to die today...
I WAS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING!!I KEEP REPLAYING IT OVER AND OVER!! XD
CookiezsayRAWR 4 months ago
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barbie dolls dont have dicks! xD
xxbagoshnixx 4 months ago
at 0:14 what does he say???
frazzaskate 4 months ago
@frazzaskate this chair makes ME VIOLENT!
ksjfnbajowefnobnsnb 3 months ago 35
lol.. i think i laughed so hard until my mother told me to shutup.. and lol chimpunk trash talk...:)
Monkeysmiles1 4 months ago
YOUR FACE, GOD DAMNIT
andrewkessler4 4 months ago
@andrewkessler4 that would be cool if Kylemonky and Ray william johnson appeared in 1 video together.
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@Scarytail I agree like this comment if you think the same
andrewkessler4 4 months ago
you ever french a gator.....i do!!!
Crazychika345 4 months ago
epic face at 1:48
cody2bcool 4 months ago
You sound like Butters :|
cheekytue 4 months ago
How many times do I have to cock my gun lol So funny
121910boobear 4 months ago
Why this video of kyle doesn't have a most voted comment? Thanks
AHeaD6969 4 months ago
hahahahahahaahahahhahahaahah lololololol sooooooo funnny
cc50626 4 months ago
He shouldn't need to call his own video "very funny"
Lucky that it was funny :D
TheBastard97 4 months ago
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This chair makes me VIOLENT
shinewolf12 4 months ago
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shinewolf12 4 months ago
he sound like butters off south park for abit haha
ToniLeighJayde1991 4 months ago
i just peed my pants...
Funturntimefred 4 months ago
.. seven.
Sonyyy145Production 4 months ago
"ahh would u like to buy a fucking cookie?..well ya cant AHA!" <3<3<3<3
DoYouThinkImSerious 4 months ago
you call me a shit hed you cheasy white cracker bich
Bladerbotvary 4 months ago
2 for icious babies
Rixafy 5 months ago
You going to die today :DDDDDD
Rixafy 5 months ago
This is freakin funny I don't how you come up with this
brandonrednor 5 months ago
your about to witness a child birth KFJKGKFDGMJKNH
DaemonTask 5 months ago
farty dog dicks haha lol would u like to by a fukin cookie cause u cant
17friendc 5 months ago
@17friendc It's not "farty dog dicks," or whatever you may have heard. He said "Barbie doll dicks."
grandpasgoof 5 months ago
" you do realize I'm making this up as I go along?... yep I really am" soooooo funny
dancer3101998 5 months ago
O_O
...
I will make your wildest dreams come true...
With this pen.
DOOOOOOOOH!
SNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
superjchamma 5 months ago
Cookie monster says goodbye
dancer3101998 5 months ago
your a pile of barbie doll dick ...barbie dolls dont have dicks hhaha so you are nothing!! ll my fave
zombiegirl000 5 months ago
we have cookies bitch xD n im d cookie mobnster hahahahahaha
red45662 5 months ago
so fucking boring !
hellovictor96 5 months ago
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slamer2000 5 months ago
1:09 he looks like Fin on WaterLoo Road....hahah
ZoBlythyn 5 months ago
"I am from Russia I fuck you!" :D
TaZ101SAGA 5 months ago 37
@TaZ101SAGA i am from russia i fuck you is the best part of this whole video
thunderbolt11285 3 months ago
@thunderbolt11285 I agree.
TaZ101SAGA 3 months ago
this guy is gay
tdu2beast 5 months ago
@tdu2beast why mother fucking watch it then?
jouleslover001 5 months ago
@jouleslover001 srry i love this guy(no homo) but my friend doesnt like him and used my account to say that so srry
tdu2beast 2 months ago
Cookie monsters real name is Sid
MoNugisa 5 months ago
1:19 - 1:35 <-- my favorite! <3
PartTimeMommyy 5 months ago
"I'm Keanu Reeves man" hahHAhaHh so funny
Heliass94 5 months ago
whatever your smoking please let me have some
TheFilipinoBoxer 5 months ago
I FREAKIN LOVE YOU OMG haha I LAUGHED SO FREAKIN hard!
QuickAtTheKeys 5 months ago
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This is Bob. Soon bob will take over youtube! spread this to 50 videos. It will soon be on the news. then you will know you helped spread Bob.
MsRocketman123 5 months ago
*he's
xXNoxQuarterXx 6 months ago
@RebirthScape nope use been on YouTube way longer than Fred has
xXNoxQuarterXx 6 months ago
1:33- Nice ketchup
porcupinewhisperer 6 months ago
LoL (father i made a mistake)father said:fuck them fuck them all
Deyan25071998 6 months ago
0:27 = pure gold
spino325 6 months ago
COOKIE MONSTAA SAYS HELLOOOOO!!!!!!
JustTheRandomTJ 6 months ago
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"how many times do i have to tell you to put your di..."
thepeteshow1 6 months ago
SOOOO FUNNY
dryxful 6 months ago
He is about stupid
mooseman329998 6 months ago
The part that really cracked me up when he said "Cookie monster says hello!!" LOL i almost pissed my pants!!
Gtasa742 6 months ago
The next FRED. -_-
RebirthScape 6 months ago
"I am from Russia..
I fuck you!"
skittles1o12 6 months ago
kiano reeves haha
kinglink64 6 months ago
"how many times i have to cock my gun, how many times i have to prove this" hahahahaha
Whitley053 6 months ago
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Whitley053 6 months ago
2:08 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy cow
Pjbeauprejr 6 months ago
Cookie monster saids goodbye. LOL!
RoseDark423 6 months ago
DELICIOUS BABIES!!!
thronestinger444 6 months ago
no joke but have u got problems?
im not jokin , seriously
JBNobeshnobexD 6 months ago
haha u can tell by the look on his face on 0:51 tht that gun to the nose freakn hurt xD
cjmagoto 6 months ago
KyleMonkey<3 tehe
58LadyBadger 6 months ago
qfunny i like grapes and my ass better tho
Dukenukemhmhm 7 months ago
i think that is the best of kylemonkey ps. hes cool
TheJposse 7 months ago
0:40 you kinda look like Jim Carrey a lil there(:
fishyfulsims 7 months ago
i think 1;12 an 250 is funniest
WAMPANOAGTJ 7 months ago
da fuck??????!!!!!
nickchaffee22 7 months ago
0:25 XD I laughed so hard
MrExTrEmEGrAvEdIgGeR 7 months ago
You better shut the fuck up bitch, i will not hold back for kicking your sorry son of a bitch ass. fucking lol
17chrisrox 7 months ago
2:14- end
chipmunk trash talk
snazzysportstacker 7 months ago
"i will fuck you up" *tiny blade*
i cant stop laughing :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
mindennevfoglalt 7 months ago
434 people don't enjoy eating delicious babies
Jasonngarcia 7 months ago
lol i am from russia i fuck u
MrLittleBulletBoy 7 months ago
how many time i have to tell you to put your dic.....
pudingauriz 7 months ago
i am from russia, i fuck you
MushiesAsMunchies 7 months ago
its not even funny its just stupid!!!!!
randomepeople400 7 months ago
u better back offf
FreezyBBoy 7 months ago
vv this is the funniest video so stfu ( ;
SommerANDMallory 8 months ago
I love this video <3
SommerANDMallory 8 months ago
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martyn975 8 months ago
man thats some funny shit!!!!!
martyn975 8 months ago
This isnt even funny....... what the fuck?!
forrestrowland50 8 months ago
ur so fuckin right is not even fuckin funny.
bdejesus813 7 months ago
2:58 You're a pile of barbie doll dicks :L
Ambs2k9 8 months ago
press 7 and listin lol
killiano28 8 months ago
Hahhaah xD "I am from Russia, I fuck you!" priceless!!
UnheardFury 8 months ago
press 5.......nuff said
Slash135791 8 months ago
cookie monster says hello funny as hell
johnmarnoch 8 months ago
keanu reeves is by far the funniest thing ive ever watched!
xIRGUYx 8 months ago
your a pile of barbie-doll dicks
and barbie-dolls dont have dick
so you are nothing!!!!!!!
LOL
Ran2141 9 months ago
press 8 to know why your still single
smoshy121 9 months ago
'none of us need to die today'o.o but justin bieber needs to die today
smoshy121 9 months ago
lol
ColinM0961 9 months ago
Im kiano reaves man I will fuck you up
onesock8787 9 months ago
You ever frenched a 'gater? xD
toxictesters 9 months ago
Haha I am from rusha I fuck u
brianacast123 9 months ago
I am from russia a fuk u
joshyworld11 9 months ago
i tried that with the softgun that hurt
theBekdas 9 months ago
"Cookie monster says hello!" O.O
sarah4evva 9 months ago 45
@sarah4evva yeaa tht shit was too funny lmao
cottoncandy185 8 months ago
@sarah4evva cookie monster says goodbye
kanzip 7 months ago
@sarah4evva LOL
Tyannalyn 5 months ago
@sarah4evva I can do that almost perfectly! I should make a video about that!
KemoKitty17 5 months ago
hahahaha cookie monster says hello!!!!! hahaha
connorsimpsonsrock10 9 months ago
auntJLC17 the sec. i read that was when he said that! lol! XD
TheElaela1 9 months ago
"how much time do i have to tell you to put your di...."
CHESTER9871 9 months ago 18
Would u lik to buy a fukn cookie? WELL U CNT! AHAHAHA
puertoricanpride9499 9 months ago
your a pile of barbie dolls dicks
and barbie dolls dont have dicks
so your nothing hahahaha
auntJLC17 9 months ago
i am from russia i fuck you hahahaha
auntJLC17 9 months ago
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.........how many times do i have to tell you to put your di--
Slash135791 9 months ago
Obveiously this kid has no life... BUt he's hilarious!
BSMProductions1 9 months ago
HAHAH ur a pile of barbie doll dicks and barbies don't have dicks so ur nothing. hahah wanna buy a cookie well to bad !
shelbybabe12 9 months ago
How many times do I hav to cock my gun? xD
puertoricanpride9499 9 months ago
COOKIE MONSTER SAYS HELLO!!!!!! hahaha lmaoo
ZzxWAGSxzZ 9 months ago
I am from russia i fuck you wow thats hilarious haha
sas40903 9 months ago
@sas40903 listen to thiss. i am from russia. i fuck you. my sister number one prostitute. she fuck you too. xD Sorry, bit randomm.
AuraTheHyper123 9 months ago
Please press 5
TheSwedishCobra 9 months ago
the "father forgive me" part reminds me of a silent hill part cause of the creepy-ness of the way he says it
speedy5090 9 months ago
Delicious baaaybeez.... haha
om94ify1 9 months ago
Bahaha I love you man! :)
bbhappy101 9 months ago