The Curse of Girls Aloud...(Hoxton Heroes & Girl Overboard)

[madeinchocolate]

correction dont mess with the tweedy

[PaddyCowMusic]

You forgot to mention Cheryl's original feud with the toilet attendant over lollipop or does it not count if she beats someone up for no reason, as it makes her look bad? Cheryl is not pretty - she has teeth that stick out like a donkey and she can't sing to save her life.

[ggeo1985]

Superb i luv this 

[macvim]

Does anyone rilly listen to this band...i neva knew anybody was really bothered bout them

[SuperDoctorDrew]

i beleieve there is a perfectly sane, scientific reasoning that none of us have considered until now : the one irrefutable fact that's up there with the world being round and gordon brown being a twat, the fact that Lily Allen sucks donkey dick

[xNOTxMEx]

Love this video XD

So funny.

Deffo in my faves :)

[UsedGuitars]

4:29

thats for you, cheryl.

[Balallybabe]

really well made video theres some pretty funny stuff in it!

lol did they really leave that voice message on shaznay from all saints phone??

[fabbityfabbea]

i really like girls aloud but i think they are so not dte

[RoceX3]

Lol, Girls Aloud seem like nice girls.And whoever has the nerve to insult them deserves to have bad things come their way. ^^

But I have to admit, Charlotte Church, All Saints and One True Voice weren't failures because of the curse.Charlotte Church's first pop effort was terrible. One True Voice's music was also ghastly and All Saints music was ... well, bad as well. Although I have to admit that Lilly Allen seems to be doing pretty well, so I guess there isn't really a curse or anything. xx

[skillstalent]

I'm not a big fan of either of them but I also have no problem with either.But I still have to say, it wasn't girls aloud who ruined her. It was herself, appearing on cheap television adds. She's just looking desperate for fame, no matter who you prefer you can't argue that Girls Aloud are going up while she's just hanging on by trying to cause arguements to get her in the tabloids. I think people should stop being so rude to everyone involved, we don't know them, we can't say if their a bitch.

[DivaStarChild]

I'm not a fan of Girls Aloud or Lily Allen but I totally agree with Lily Allen... When Girls Aloud start writing all the songs on the album...sing live with out a ton of backing tracks (yes they do use them before you start saying they dont!) I'll have some respect for them.

[Luke19Wales]

this vidio is full of shit i remember reading the story of when charlotte and cheryl were in the same building loads of times and it was cheryl who was the pussy and locked herself in the dressing room all day not charlotte.

charlotte church or lily allen would fuch cheryl up easy shes just a mouthy stick insect.

shes pretty but thats all shes got going for her coz her and g.a are shit singers (as proved on the x factor! lol) and shouldnt test propper successful people like charlotte and lily.

[loweeze92]

You should learn not to believe everything you read

[eatmybatty]

Hahaha! Love the vid, Cheryl owned Lily, get over it you diiiick'eds!

[Luke19Wales]

cheryl is sooooo full of shit!

charlotte would knock her the fuck out lol

[Butteryjam]

u do realise girls aloud are shit and lily alen is way better and nicola is the ugly one

[bekiboo32]

if lily allen is "way better" howcome she heasn't released a song in like... ages?

[Butteryjam]

just because she hasnt realesed a song in a while due to personal issues eg. her miscarage dosent mean girls aloud are better becasue they churn out meaningless shit written for them all the time

[bekiboo32]

howcome that 'meaningless shit' has got them world records and sellout tours?

even people who arent really fans of GA have to admit that they're good because thay've had so many number 1 hits and they're still around after 5 years and showing no signs of going anywhere soon. They've totally ditched their Popstars label and are even more succesful than the spice girls.

[bekiboo32]

They've had TV shows, got a book, a film and a new album coming out coming out and Cheryl is on X-factor. Sarah did that Real Wild Child song for the wild child soundtrack and they apparently got £1million each for their kitkat deal - that can hardly mean they're shit, can it?

[Luke19Wales]

they got a million pounds between them and the advert was shit anyway lol

[bekiboo32]

its still a million pounds, do you have a million pounds? and if so why arent you livin it large in st tropez instead of dissin GA on t´internet?

[Luke19Wales]

yea i know its a million pounds but you said a million pounds each so i was just correcting you.

and to answer youre question i dont have a million pounds yet and the reason i diss girls aloud is because i dont like them and its funny to see people like you react.

and i dont think ive actually "dissed" them ive just stated the facts like record sales ect when g.a fans try to make out theyre the biggest band ever (which they arnt)

[bekiboo32]

omfg your boring me with your patheticness

if you cannot read i said apparently, yes, apparently, i dont go around saying facts n figures and stuff because i cant be arsed finding them out, you like lily allen, i like girls aloud - end of, this is going nowhere so i´ll carry on liking GA in all their fantasticness and you can memorise wikipedia´s figure section, have fun.

[Luke19Wales]

ok you and the other 299,000 girls aloud fans keep loving them and me and lilys other 2,499,000 fans will wait for the real music lol

[frogcrumble]

why dont you go andwatch stupid lily fan vids or summat instead of 1 to do with girls aloud if you hate them that much

GA 4EVA xxx

[Luke19Wales]

oh my god youre so full of shit!

girls aloud have only sold records in britain and ireland and only tour britain and ireland

theyve only had 3 no1s in six years, just 2 more than lily who has plenty of time to catch up

g.a are always about to split because nadine is stupid enough to think shell be huge on her own!

stupid as shes the most disliked member

in total girls aloud have sold 1,865,000 records in ireland and britain only

the spice girls have sold 60,000,000 worldwide lol

[Luke19Wales]

lily hasnt released a song in ages because unlike girls aloud she puts out propper music not shit for toddlers and quality takes time.

lilys debut album sold 2,000,000 million copies wordwide while girls aloud have sold just over 2,000,000 records over six albums in just britain and ireland.

[bekiboo32]

whilst lilly is perfecting her ´proper music´ the world is moving on, girls aloud are selling music in england because thay are english, just because they dont distribute their music worldwide doesn´t mean they´re bad, it means their fans in england get a hell of a lot more from the´m than they would if ga were off touring around new zealand or wherever. GA aren´t about to split, their new single is out next month and it pemiered today and btw it is a kick ass song!

[bekiboo32]

and as for nadine being the most disliked member of the band, why do you care, i havnt put any figures up for lily allens music, thats coz i dont give a shit and im not going to look it up coz why the hell would i do that? Charlotte Church might be able to knock cheryl out but at the end of the day girls aloud are the ones who are mega busy with perparing for the new tour and book and film and whatever else they have up their sleeves and they deserve their millions of fans because they are ace

[Luke19Wales]

they dont really have millions of fans only about 615,000 as thats the most copies one of theyre albums has sold.

[bekiboo32]

and you dont have to buy an album to be a fan, you can listen to them on youtube and the radio and whatever...

[Luke19Wales]

thats fine but it still means lily has more

[georgiarrr]

so if lilly for example had 10 fans and sold 10 albums whereas girls aloud had 100 fans and sold 5 albums who would have more fans? i think you just contradicted yourself :)

[Luke19Wales]

that would mean girls aloud have mainly shit fans who wont buy theyre music, but anyway if we use your theory then girls aloud sell 5 albums out of 100 fans then lilys must sell 10 albums out of 200 fans which means lily has sold more albums and has more fans so you just contradicted yourself lol

anyway at least lilys music has a propper message what relevant message does the promise have?

i heard cheryl was telling alexandra burke she looks too akinny lol is she taking the piss shes a rake!

[Mrmusic94]

Their greatest hits sold almost 900,000 copies. ;)

[Luke19Wales]

yea but at the end of the day theyve sold 3,000,000 copies over 7 albums (including 4 studio albums, 1 greatest hits, 1 live album and 1 promotional album).

lily allen has sold 2,500,000 worldwide from 1 studio album.

charlotte church has sold 10,336,000 worldwide over 5 studio albums and 1 greatest hits so i'd say charlotte and lily were more successful . . .

[georgiarrr]

at least they had 7 albums

[Luke19Wales]

lilys debut alright still has sold over 2,600,000 copies . . .

[Luke19Wales]

p.s it hasnt sold 900,000 or it would have been certified 3x platinum instead of 2x platinum for sales of 600,000+

that is their most succesful album at 2x platinum and lilys last album was 6x platinum in the uk alone for sales of over 1,800,000 copies lol

[Luke19Wales]

thats ok because girls alouds album will sell about 300,000 as usual and when lily does bring hers out it will sell another 2,500,000 like her first ad again put girls aloud in the dust and she writes her own songs anyway.

[bekiboo32]

haha nice vid!

what a bitch lily allen is...

i mean come on, like she could take on GA, what the hell is she on.

we haven't heard anything by her for a long time, hmmm maybe shes cot the message, finally

[Butteryjam]

she copuld take them on? i dont think girls aloud are an organised ighting group there barely a musical group :D

[KerryPanda]

I think Cheryl has shown she is not motivated by money by rejecting her wedding ring, and refusing the Bentley Ashley bought for her. If she wanted his money she would have divorced him, not stuck by him!

[1993mitch1993]

I Think The Girls Have Lost All Of The Feuds Apart From One What ever they are called !

They Are The Losers !

Whats Cheryl staying with ashley for erm his money cause she'd have nothing if it wasnt for him he has all the money !

[girlsaloud9]

I think Cheryl and Tiffanie from girlicious are alike not in looks but like personality! Funny, happy, nice, darkside lol! just like a funny person!!

[nrichie06]

haha awesome vid, i love it! <33 Chezza makes me laugh so much haha, her arena tour comment towards lily is so true! don't mess with GA people!! when will they learn!

[girlsaloudrule2k8]

Kwl vid=D!

I would never mess with GA lol=D

Nadine was the only 1 not mentioned!

Y do ppl always go for Chezza? Maybe its cuz she the most fiesty n will tell u wat she thinks! But she isnt as bad as evry1 makes her out 2 b she is a very good friend 2 the girls n very loyal 2 her family fans ect..

Thanks 4 postin Cyahx

[KerryPanda]

Ilove this! Very timely too as it all seems to be flaring up again (Church's "5 dogs without balls" comment?!)

Do you recall who started off the Dannii/GA spat, because I seem to remember it being Dannii who called GA chavs. She is in the press this week saying GA started it and that they said "negative things about everyone back then" She also said Cheryl was too thin, and that Ashley was surprisingly short! And this was Dannii being nice about Cheryl!

[Bo0mbaby]

Thanks! Well, according to many sites, Cheryl started it...But I'm sure it was with good reason. "Cheryl started it with an attack on Dannii's pumped up boobs. She said: 'I think Dannii should get all her plastic surgery reduced. She doesn't look natural. I don't think men find her attractive.'"