Terry Alderton - Live at the 2010 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Opening Spectacular

[Theincrediblespud]

What does he mean by the Old MacDonald Zimbabwe joke?

[dannynowak38]

i don't understand the bit about the owner of the dog not being able to see anything???

[LiamelNessi]

@dannynowak38 its a blind man with a dog as his guide

[dannynowak38]

@LiamelNessi oh right!!!!!! terry alderton is a legend!! but my favourite has to be when he does the monster :)

[LiamelNessi]

@dannynowak38 the best bit is when he does the south african accent thing!!!

[dannynowak38]

@LiamelNessi i think the cell division thing is very very impressive. Also, the livestock auction thing is very good. (it's on the edinburgh video)

[dannynowak38]

In your face Brian Cox! you can't double numbers quicker than the speed of subatomic neutrinos!! Terry Alderton=legend.

[kiwidubz]

Cell division. He's just counting by doubling every number. His voice blows my mind when he does it.

[TheRainstorm97]

I must be some kind of secret idiot. I don't understand the last part about the numbers. What is the joke here?

[kiwidubz]

@TheRainstorm97 For real? Did you not listen to him? listen to the numbers you might get what he's doing.

[TheRainstorm97]

@kiwidubz For real. I still don't get it.

[lordofthesmash]

Fucking genius.

The ending part makes one of 2 things clear.

Either:

1. He is a mathematical God.

2. He has a REALLY good memory.

[TheDeadlyKind]

Puppy making is my favourite passtime.

[breaneainn]

My uncle bought a trout farm and died. drowned on his tractor.

[littlechick476]

funniest guy ever!

[leumas2703]

I am unable to get the joke about the owner of the dog being unable to see anything! Please can somebody explain it for me?

[breaneainn]

@leumas2703 dude, seeing-eye dog for the blind. you're kidding me right?

[leumas2703]

@breaneainn I thought there might be something more to it, judging by the actions he did and the shocked audience reaction!

[breaneainn]

@leumas2703 How would a blind person know you had given their dog a toffee, just to watch it freak out? It's mean, pointless and very funny.

[breaneainn]

@leumas2703 asshole, got me.

[woopasswoop1]

saw him today in norwich, great laugh!

[The85thkid]

What is it about people from South Africa for some reason when they start to talk they stay in one monotone level the whole time never changing their accent whether they are happy or sed.

[MIKKAMETDIESTIKKA]

Dude is like a patient from a mental institution awesome

[TheZoullezz]

@MIKKAMETDIESTIKKA Pure ripoff dude,weak-.-

[RozzzaSsarcasmo]

he's fucking hilarious

[guitargod66six]

If he wasn't in comedy he'd be in a mental institution XD this guy is a legend:L

[roidhemmer]

@guitargod66six

he was a pro goalkeeper before moving to  comedy

[abhi5a]

boring!!!

[kamelion7]

Why is Terry putting on that divvy voice?

[DSpeedtouch]

@kamelion7 The numbers (the weird voice bit) was a recording.

I saw him live ages ago at my local theatre that I work at. He absolutely stole the show despite being on on the same night as Russell Howard.

[kamelion7]

@DSpeedtouch I'm sure he did. Have you seen his piss take of Danny Dyer?! Its hilarious, its called "THE WEAL FOOTBALL FACTORWIES" you should see it if you haven't already

[Jcahalane]

@DSpeedtouch He didn't have too much trouble then

[ajnode]

first dude ive ever heard in my life that could do an accurate australian accent and didnt come from australia EVER

[ThePaperCUTS]

How long did it take him to memorize those numbers? That was pretty impressive. Sadly, the 'split-personality(evil/good)' thing is taken already....by Golem/Smegol. =P lol

[danherbert96]

@ThePaperCUTS i think thats what he took it from... haha

[AllHailVenom]

Thanks for posting, i've been looking for this.