Burn After Reading Osbourne and Chad

[abgoldenboy777]

mister black/cox

[SaraHeartsRunning]

I love how he overly squints his eyes. Hahaha :)

[witlessrogue58]

lol, Aw, come on, you could've let the punch and his reaction to it stay, lol

(Or from the time he enters to the time he leaves anyhow).

[novan08]

@witlessrogue58 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKERRRR!

[JesusTheGardener]

brad pitt is fantastic comedic actor

[crimson6858]

Awww!! Great scene minus the punch...

[marilynhenzi]

appearances can be deceptive...

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

He looks just like Benicio del Toro when he squints his eyes.

[BigGee614]

"You think that's a Schwinn?!!" k now gimme thumbs up

[spliefer]

4 people think that's a shwinn

[azurenscens]

apart from brad pitt this movie sucked. should've been called "burn before watching"

[shittyfagg]

@azurenscens Sure, dude, everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but in this case you probably aren't..

[azurenscens]

@shittyfagg i find it funny that if i had just added the words "i think" to the beginning of my comment, you wouldn't have said shit to me. And even if you still felt inclined to say something it probably would have been something just as tasteless like "fuck you, you suck," or something along those mindless lines.

[shittyfagg]

@azurenscens Well I did not use those 'mindless lines', did I? I only use those words for people who have proven to be really enormously stupid, such as people placing racist comments on youtube. Those people should in deed go fuck themselves because obviously reasonable argumentation does not work.

You, however, are not one of those people, or at least it doesn't show in your comment. That's why i thought i should write you a more or less witty comment showing that I disagree with you.

[azurenscens]

@shittyfagg you made a good point. and i admit, you were much more tactful and clever in your response to my comment than the vast majority of people who talk to me via youtube comments...anyways, i commend you for being original, because it's not every day someone says something to me that isn't completely hostile and asinine.

[shittyfagg]

@azurenscens Excellent. Well apparently we have our disagreements but we both feel we can make fun of each other in a mild manner. No swearing or yelling involved. Wonderful, that's the way it should be.

adios.

[KAOKOKUNGDAISY]

"Appearances can be deceptive" !

[tlv156]

this is such a great movie. it has such a slow build up and then everything just comes crashing together like 100 car pile up. i was dying of laughter. i love how the coen brothers did george clooney's character, when they show him buying all the hardware to make the chair, followed by scenes in the basement when he's building it. first time i saw it i thought he was maybe building something to kill his wife or something. when it was finally revealed what it was i lost my shit completely!!

[djawme]

This movie is full of win: brilliant acting and brilliant scenes. You just want to watch it over and over again just to make sure you didn't miss any subtleties.

[bravestarr082]

The shifty eyes....THE SHIFTY EYES!!!

[Fredolow]

Missed the punch.  What a complete waste!

[johisycopito]

Brads look XD

I have always aske myself why Malkovichs characters name in this movie was Ozzy Osbourne Cox

[stonerguy19666]

Best scene.....lol!!!

It's fuckin funny how Brad Pitt tries to be slick and malkovich is so creepy.

[Xynth0]

Best moment is when Brad enters the car, looks at Malkovich with focused eyes and Malkovich looks back with that "oh god.." look.

[karolw91]

Bradd caried the whole movie! best actor ever

[chevg7]

hilarious movie.. ironic tho cuz brad was 'joe black' 

[avzeolla]

i love this goddam scene!!!

[avzeolla]

CLASSIC!

[CTCstoopid]

U think that's a schwinn!!

[bdilkins123]

appearances can be....deceptive

[SpectacleMaximus]

Oh my God, I love this movie so much.

Pitt, Malkovich, Clooney and of course the Coen Bros. are made of 100% win.

[1019drummer]

Fucking Epic.

[WMSpower]

LMAO!



[fallingwatersnz]

this movie would have been shit without brad pitt's character

[mate6]

I want to see that punch in the end of the scene!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

[saionjik]

@mate6 Me too man, me too :<

[Rattenhoofd]

Cut off too shirt, but an awesome scene nonetheless. Chad's hairdue and wannabe-gangster eyes just do it for me.

[pantermom]

ajaj cuando cierra los ojitos es lo mejor...mr black?? ajaja

[CHETxxxLEMON]

John Malkovich FOR PRESIDENT !!!!

[synthacon]

Yeah, add the punch at the end

[GeorgeBlack5]

Osborne.. Cox...?

[tlv156]

@GeorgeBlack5 "yes! yes this is osbourne cox! hello! this is osbourne cox. who the fuck are you!!??" hahaha

[514liveinaghetto]

wheres the punch the puuuuunch ????

[slumzer3]

Funny ass movie helped me come out of my depression lol

[erictheactorlynch]

the squinting eyes KILL ME! 

[fatcatbuzz]

This scene cracked me up.

[TheRocknRollfreak]

The way he squints his eyes LOL

[moke33b]

I'm just a good st maritan... XD

[XtreemMetalMan]

@moke33b Samaritan, actually.

[Nebsteer]

Hahaha I can't breath xD The eyes of brad pitt .xD

[anouchka100]

lol mr.black

[tgggs]

greatest Brad Pitt scene in the movie, seriously but did Osbourne tell you to edit it for the youtube audience to avoid the shitstorm of consequences? :-)

where is the nose punch?

[tiagolemos79]

this scene is great, where is the rest of it?

[autumndominiqe]

I didn't know how funny Brad could be before I saw this movie. He needs to get in comedy more often. :)

[natasha2009]

"Perhaps..Appearances..can be deceptive" [squints eyes]

[phoosc25]

Malcovich is a genius.

[kdouglas24]

hahahahaha good scene, except you cut it off at the best part!!! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKERRR!!!!!!!!

[lilbusrider]

UR THE FUCKER!! lol

omg i watched this scene so many times love it

[degree7]

LOL at the last line.

[InFlamesFan15]

"You have the money?"

"$15,000"

"Thats what was agree'd upon, Osbourne Cox"

:L Brad Pitt is so funny when he acts like the stupid person in a film lol

[Moonfighter583]

YOU THINK THATS A SCHWINN!!!! HAHAHA!

[Jankins93]

i love this scene.. it´s the best part of the movie

:D:D

[bloodbrother1251]

what about my bike?

we'll get it later

it has a kryponite lock you can open that shit with a pen

[ilbngz]

i love the looks brad shoots at the guy. so funny. someone told me that brad is picking bad roles lately but i think this was an awesome role and he nailed it.

[CitizenBell]

lol I love how he narrows his eyes too. I think he's doing the best work of his career. Assassination of Jesse James...Babel...Burn After Reading...Benjamin Button. People don't give him enough credit as an actor

[bigcheesejov73]

yeah at 28 seconds, I thought i was the only one that noticed it. Its a cack

[Tihvit]

@CitizenBell Yea, only as a celebrity, and this is bad credit :/

[spikeman23]

I'm a mere.. good smaritan

[StackLoad]

You missed the best part.

[novan08]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKERRRRR!

[bubblezcookielove]

i love john malkovich at the beginning of the movie when he was like "Fuck you dave your a mormom nxt to you we all have a drinking problem

[guerrillajack]

and you i take it are mr. black?

[StuffedMannequin]

I love how deceptive and ominous Chad is trying to be in this scene.

[spikeman23]

You think that's a schwin lmao

[RockBottomRiser21]

Appearances can be... deceptive. *squints eyes*

[whitewind08]

"you think thats a shwin" that line had me cracked up!!

[littlerudi09]

This is one of the most hillarious scenes I've ever seen ! :D Brad Pitt is such a dork in this movie, unbelievable ! :D

[injuryandinsult]

what kind of funny accent does john malkovich have?

[venom777xxx]

thats so fuckin hilarious!!! lmao XD ..btw Brad got powned like a mothafucka lol

[Revrin743]

sunnuvabitch, this is the only vid that has the full untouched, unFUCKED with scene and you disabled the embed code???....

[YuCme93]

love when he repeats " Looks can be deceptive" Great actingF!!!

[slacker98326]

That's what was agreed upon, Osbourne Cox.

[CaptainPommby]

1:14

Hes all like "Whaaah?"

[submissivelover]

"purhaps, but appearences can be deceptive" lol i love that part, and i cant find the part where he punches him though, YOU KNOW, the entire conversation

[billabam]

The Coens dont make bad movies....they just dont know how to LOL...Pitt nailed the squinting lmfao... and Malkovich just says things so intelligently with all the fucks put into it.

[clparker18]

That look he keeps giving him is priceless

[ilybbycakez]

You think thats a shwhinnn!!!! LOOOOOOL

[bulabula80]

favorite!

[ATLB505]

It was lying, on the floor there! I love the Mexican

[playa7o9]

haha the way he squints his eyes is hilarious

[tlv156]

"is this osbourne cox?"

"YES!! YES THIS IS OSBOURNE, HELLO!! THIS IS OSBOURNE COX! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!"

[OrdoSanguis]

...Osbourne Cox...

[LBJohn15]

apearences can be deceptive lol

[epilon497]

You think that's a schwinn!

[muffinsrul]

just give me the floppy or the c-d or whatever the fuck it is!?!?!

[househeadericmd]

experience such a shit storm of consequences that your empty little head would be spinning faster then the wheels on your schwinn bicycle there - OMG giggle giggle!!!!

[xhyio]

God this movie was excellent. The whole cast was amazing. Chad's attempt to be mysterious kills me.

[SLIGAMER1]

i am a mere good Samaritan rofl god that's funny

[ChipAndPython]

appearances can be....deceptive

LOL

[11Lulu11]

what is schwinn??sorry I'm german...

[blah0492]

it's a bicycle brand

[jedimasterchief9]

a common type of bicycle

[TheNewestMessage]

It's a type of bicycle.  :]

[hlevick233]

best part, you think thats a schwinn

[ilovechipotle85]

malkovich is the man!

[verkanntesgenie]

0:25

[TwistyGonet2J]

You think that's a Schwinnn!

[deltajuliet]

Appearances... can be deceptive.

[SmokeOnTheWater01]

You forgot to add in the punch at the ending!!!

[electrifizzle]

i lost it when he got punched in the face xD and the car chase after!!! Ozzys reaction is HILARIOUS