Random Murder: Rent a small boat with the body in a bag, fishing poles sticking out. In the bag also, weights, or cement and lots of rope. Row into a remote, deep watered area. remove the body. Tie the rope to the ankles, arms, neck. Add weights(it'll take longer for the body to come up this way if more places are restrained. Multiples ties on the waist is also beneficial.) Now, dump your body. AND GO FISHING :3 before you return your boat/go home you want to make it look like you did fish :3.
Easy, burn it somewhere no one goes take the ashes and bury thoes under a tree's roots in an area where you know a company won't expand and as a cover make it like it's a time capsule thing an write "my grandma's ashes" or something. or you could eat it...that works too.
@loganwilson101 you fail, if you did this you would get caught in at least a month.
What you should do is cut off the limbs cook them, eat them, and disolve the bones in sulfuric acid. Make sure to dig a deep hole in your back yard and for the next week only poop in that hole, than fill in the hole.
Chop it up into very small bits then distribute it all over the countryside. The animals that eat carrion will soon clear it up. Throw the teeth out of the car window whilst you're driving along and they'll soon disappear. Throw one out at 10 mile intervals.
You'll have to grind the skeleton up until it's just dust then throw it away like any other kind of ashes, just make sure it's somewhere windy and deserted.
Random Murder: Rent a small boat with the body in a bag, fishing poles sticking out. In the bag also, weights, or cement and lots of rope. Row into a remote, deep watered area. remove the body. Tie the rope to the ankles, arms, neck. Add weights(it'll take longer for the body to come up this way if more places are restrained. Multiples ties on the waist is also beneficial.) Now, dump your body. AND GO FISHING :3 before you return your boat/go home you want to make it look like you did fish :3.
Bathoric95 6 months ago
Easy, burn it somewhere no one goes take the ashes and bury thoes under a tree's roots in an area where you know a company won't expand and as a cover make it like it's a time capsule thing an write "my grandma's ashes" or something. or you could eat it...that works too.
halowarrior1000 8 months ago
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thewhost 1 year ago
@loganwilson101 you fail, if you did this you would get caught in at least a month.
What you should do is cut off the limbs cook them, eat them, and disolve the bones in sulfuric acid. Make sure to dig a deep hole in your back yard and for the next week only poop in that hole, than fill in the hole.
TheJosephValentino 1 year ago
Chop it up into very small bits then distribute it all over the countryside. The animals that eat carrion will soon clear it up. Throw the teeth out of the car window whilst you're driving along and they'll soon disappear. Throw one out at 10 mile intervals.
You'll have to grind the skeleton up until it's just dust then throw it away like any other kind of ashes, just make sure it's somewhere windy and deserted.
loganwilson101 1 year ago
whos playing the piano? i like it
BullysOfTheNet 2 years ago
In a friends cake!!! LOL
princessdee13 3 years ago 2
hahah!!
xxitsmyfault 3 years ago
Hilarious. xDDD Nice video!
GrahamCrackerGirl 4 years ago
Nice one, guys! this one's my favorite
djgristle 4 years ago
Pretty funny. What about up your A**??
jscook55 4 years ago