Retard Story

[goldfamer]

the real retard here is the redneck telling the story.

[fupasrsquishy123]

@goldfamer Real funny.

[marine664]

This guy is from Texas :D ?

[geraldbret]

ha great story soldier

[HoboSex]

it's too bad you didn't die in combat. that sure would be a lolacaust.

[Arciaga]

Lol. I know right!? :-)

[stephenp4ul]

This is like generation kill

[iliket0bike]

@stephenp4ul love that show!

[FutureArmyNurse]

he was cute, lol :)

[treasuredroperX]

Only because he had his kevlar and glasses on..

[FutureArmyNurse]

haha

[treasuredroperX]

How old are you? I see you want to be a Army nurse?

[FutureArmyNurse]

15 :) Yup. I hope to get an ROTC Scholarship at the university near where I live.

[treasuredroperX]

Ohhh that's awesome. I am 16 joining next year! can't wait.

[FutureArmyNurse]

:D Thats cool! I know some guys who did the thing where you go to basic the summer before your Senior year or something like that....I dunno what it is.

[johnleebradley]

people are people, some are slow some are smart, we take care of everyone thats being human, but one day the mart ass people may need help whos gonna be there no one, ife is better aone than with a ass

[nanadoval]

thats some comming of age story :D even if ur gay, id still love u :P epic

[DW6fanman]

Retard means (To slow down) even if you call them slow you're still calling them retard. Retard is a proper word. So

[matialovetors]

Wow... I honestly could care less who disses me on this fact: using the word retarded is not okay. I work at a mentally&physically disabled camp and I am glad I know better then grown adults.

And for the future people who will say can't you take a joke or w/e it's okay. Yeah good luck given me anything near a legit reason. This wasn't that funny at all.

Not only was it saying retard over and over again but it was talking about sexually harassment..

These men represent our country.. =/

[wedvarn]

I use retard all the time. Whats so bad about it. Its just a word used for people wih broken brains. Like these fellas

[matialovetors]

Well you ask a mentally or physically disabled person why retard is so offensive and you tell me what they reply.. =/

[wedvarn]

I would but the answer would probably have nothing to do with the answer. I used to work wiht the retards back in 9th grade and i just couldnt handle. Im sure we both have different points of veiw on the subject. I grew with people telling me to treat them like everybody else only to watch them get treated completley different by the same people. If they want to be treated like everybody else why dont they just sit in regular classes and try to pass school with no help. But they are broken

[matialovetors]

Wow, you don't really think about this often do you? Let me put it this way. Women are less strong then men normally, correct? Well they are still allowed to preform in every strength-related job just like a man. Maybe disabled people just don't get the chance in the first place. I have a family friend who has a small disablitiy and because he is babied and put into classes just based on assumptions he never could be in a normal class. He is so good at math though.

[wedvarn]

I dont have a problem with peopel with physical disabilities its the mental ones. And that is what im talking about. If instead of letting them coast through life and actually let them try and perform like healthy people they might have a chance.

[matialovetors]

Hmm.. Well I agree that people should give the mentally disabled a chance to preform and that's not our faults. Just kind of sad. It isn't the fact that they half-ass it that I got frustrated about. It was the fact that retard is a really offensive word.

I don't know. I was told not to make fun of people. You said something about that before. Unlike you though, I don't listen to advice and then look at the example the people give me. I just don't make fun of people. =/

[wedvarn]

I dont make fun of people There is just some things i dont like to tolerate.

[matialovetors]

I'm really sorry you feel you can't tolerate the mentally disabled. Just remember usually it's not even their fault. [Unless like they were a daredevil got in a major accident and something like that happened]

Hope one day that can change for you.

[treasuredroperX]

I'm I retard :D. Got a problem with it?

[SPARTAN1T]

Retard

[oooOsICKOooo]

America is no doubt the strongest country in the world but it won't matter cuz the world's soon 2 go 2 shit!

[diddykongfu]

dude lmao

[Echo3686]

why am i laughing so hard!?!? this is terrible...

LMAO

[freebirth777]

i wish they would let you dudes atack a real country like canada or france. oh and dont touch any retarded iraqi kids weener,s it might blow up.

[BigBlueMonk3y]

Attack Canada? What have we done to you?

[mmusashi5216]

hey, dont wory, he is retarded

[WhiteTigerSprings58]

Yeah, seriously. You Canadians (Or French) are smart- hybrids and free healthcare? Wow, we need that in America. I am a patriot of my country, but I'm not a jackass like that guy^

[X46RAPTOR]

bad talk america every day.

[uel786]

They let people like this into the armed forces? Al Qaida is laughing.

[Patrickk360]

haha they can laugh all the want but in the long run we can kick some serious ass haha

[WhiteTigerSprings58]

I freakin agree! AMERICA PWNS!

[marinegirl7777]

"they laughed at me and called me a faggot" that was hilarious lol

[CQBA3luver01]

Yeah... listen, I'm proud of you for serving (but you may not be proud of me because I was in the Russian army) but that's not very soldierly.

[JoeMudonja]

NICE real fucke ups in the USA ARMY. GO USA

[guitar1111111]

haha that's pretty funny lol

[CapturedByTheGame]

LOL

His finger?!

LOOOOL.

Rofl

Oh, God. I can't stop laughing.

Oh, cute accent :]

[147852369ps]

that was fucking funy me and my friends do that all the time in highschoollol in the locker rooms lol man that brings back some good old times

[DesertRoseBG]

excuse me??

[cb85nb]

this is the dude from the video telling the retard story. i havent watched it in a couple years and laughed my ass off when i watched it. i will try to have my friend post another video up for the cool youtubers!

[Lisicin]

lmao, priceless

[everhamfan9]

his famliy called him gay lmfao

[hevro93]

That dude is awesome ..

*it was his finger not his dick*

[queeny1616]

i didnt give a fuck hahaha love it

[DesertRoseBG]

Aww he's hot as fuck, anyone know if he's got a gf???

[Alex15Shinra]

dont go after random grunts not cool

[DesertRoseBG]

I decide whatz cool for me kid

[Alex15Shinra]

ok then littel girl

[DesertRoseBG]

Im much older than u :D and I don't pick on ppl I don't even know, unlike u, which only shows how mature u r

[Alex15Shinra]

relaxe gee why does eveyone here so mean and you siad kid first i just dont like kid am a realy nice person just dont like being called kid so had to come out with littel girl just a fact

[DesertRoseBG]

I actually call my buddies "kid" and it's spelt "little", just for ur info. Im nice too but don't like when someone tells me whatz cool n what not... each to their own... he just floats my boat so yes he's cute as fuck :P

[Alex15Shinra]

ok then and yes i know i cant spell meow wasnt saying whats cool and not read agian hugs

[Acepilot123412]

you and alex15shinra are both fags.

[everhamfan9]

r u hot!!

[20387]

Guys, don't bag his accent.. he can't help it you idiots.. he's serving his county, protecting you.. don't bag him you tosser(s)

[gitarplayerc]

lose the accent please

[jakesworld3]

nice! check out my vidios!

[msane4XX]

hee thawt eet wuz an actual weener

[luvyou1]

another funny story please...i like your voice...

[AllstarJassy]

"it was a finger not a dick"... lol funny

[zero1991]

haha thats funny XD

[joshcazares]

"I DIDNT GIVE A FUCK" LMAO this shis is funny as hell

[XtremeBordom]

LMFAO!

[shamusherba]

hahahahhahaahha fag i like your videos!~

[crazyjonathan125]

88*******************wat a retard im sure hes from ur familly***********************­*****88

[dragin8]

u fucking morons u made a fucking retarded kid touch a finger that the kid thought was your friends fucking dick u gay fucking bastard wow im in the national gaurd and i've never pulled off something that stupid hhahahahaha u sexually haras men

[bygodbrown]

that was so funny...and ur cute!!

[shamusherba]

"they called me gay" jajajajajahahaahhahaah

[baylorcello]

lmao...

[xXy0uTub3Xx]

LMFAO PERV

[stevekatkus]

Nice PFC Brown, you really made a first impression

[futuredevildog101]

i think... i just pissed myself.

[glaucomaulcer]

I'm wondering exactly HOW he got the retard to touch it, did he physically force him. And how the hell could he not know it was a finger and not a dick? I know he's retarded, but that's rediculous. One of the funniest things I've seen on youtube!

[inaho3650]

lofl omg , soldiers seem to have such an awesome sense of humour ! you keep it up guys, had me in stitches!

[psychopath73]

Let's bring our troops home, man. Get this humor back into the USA.

[0smokecrack0]

omg i love this video!!

[Freakshow572]

That dude was so cool! Hope you're all okay out there.

[rextrek]

he wasn't raised right - you should never make front of people....I learned that at a young age. figures a "southerner"

[wamba65]

Are you trying to say "you should never make "fun" of people"? I think he was "making fun of" himself as much as anything.

[therealforreal]

where is your battle buddy from ? I like his accent.

great video!

[billj500]

What a bunch of idiots. I hope an IED takes them all out. 5 less good ol boys in the world.

[HellRaider98]

Hey how about u stfu fag

[Patrickk360]

thats a little harsh man hah

[skullmunky16]

You've Gotta Love the American Soldier! This video is absolutely hilarious. I hope he's healthy and comes home soon.

[Susaninnc]

This is the best one yet. How did he tell that with a straight face?

[johnnystrumm]

he tells it with a straight face too amazing

[EmeraldFalcon89]

Gold. <3 Keep the vids coming.

[beginneralex]

I LOVE U IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

how is your friend doing..i hope he is ok in iraq.

[ilovemysoldier2007]

lmao! helariouse!