Cooking With Cans Episode 1

[Gokimanga]

Man, she can really cook!

[Curt420kush]

more like cooking with no cans xD !!

[TheGreenBadger]

Pathetic

[kpchuah]

best recipe ever. My gf is gonna have to watch this.

[agentbl]

Oh my god. This woman's acting is so damn cheesy. If I were a movie producer or director, I wouldn't use her in any of my projects.

[MrNakito555]

@agentbl

What if it was a porn???

[winocapable]

YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! AWESOME!

[10RexTheWolf01]

I thought this was cooking with cans

[samueldavs]

boring

[STOPWHTIEHATE]

Boring, but she is very sexy.

[blaynestaleypro]

boring

[oogp]

EWWWWWWWWWWW

[theguythatscool]

shes nasty.



[KeippiHo]

Ahaha, it's Sandra Lee.

[WTFbyMike]

Thumbs up if you were about to click "back" until you saw her take her shirt off!

[QuabProductions]

Skip to 0:59 for the good part.

[QuabProductions]

"For a gentle bed on which to lay them"

Is she talking about the Chow Mein or Japanese p0rn?

[mdma4life]

Shes not that bad wtf is wrong with all of you?

[KingGoku195]

Her nips are hard

[jbglax]

mmmmm smells like your a forty yr old virgin

[watsakorn]

Copied from Cooking with dog >_>

[kitezen]

good concept, just needs better chef, imho

[CreamOfShitz]

i think u are a disgrace to all asians.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

Hey, I think she's pretty. ._.

[Woopbang]

I liked how she can manipulate time and space. Making copies of the cans, but they were open!

[UNPOMATTA]

this is the most stupid video I ever seen before....what a f.....* stupid girl

[pyl1988]

where the fuck can we find those ingredients? "in all local grocery stores my ass"...

[weeguymo]

your one dirty dirty cook

[skudaarkaat1]

I've had that stuff and it tastes as bad as it looks.....most canned food does because of the preservatives in them. I always go with frozen or fresh uif I can ever afford it. We have a great chink place near us that has an $5.99 Lunch or $8.99 Dinner all you can eat deal (a drink is another $1.69 but in a 44 ounce glass) and the take-out box is pretty big for the same price.

[Gamer0z]

That food looks FUCKING horrendous

[TheWhh81194]

I know she took off her shirt but I don't understand how this video is relevant to a Viagra commercial.

[liimpopo]

Nice Video! It is an original idea, quite frankly that some celebrities should start doing and posting it on youtube! keep up with your hard work and don't let people get to you! :)

[AllenFosterJr]

I found this video easy to masterbate too.

[200nikesdeep]

she has no cans

[khencke]

I clicked this to learn about cooking with canned goods, not to watch a woman take off her shirt. By the way, I'd have appreciated a content warning? I'm glad I wasn't in public when I clicked this...

[ACK326]

yeah... I'm 10... how does it feel insulting a 10 year old? JACKASS!

[ACK326]

@MidnightChimes

ha-ha funny aren't you? you just cant face that your video's are a big fucking fail

[ACK326]

that was portably the biggest waist of my time this year...

[TheDemonAngel28]

she looks like a retard.

[potatoXmosher]

I was promised cans, and you gave me a bitch with teeth that double as a canopener. Close, but nope.

[indendunklenschatten]

That was plain shit. Not ever her taking her top off could save this video from sucking a skunk's ass.

[TomatoeAssassin]

She's very attractive but I still say that bra is nothing but wishful thinking on her part.

[cheezmasterz1103]

I can see why it's called cooking with cans. She uses canned everything.

[walkon9974]

crap.

[staywhereurat]

I would EAT that!

[jeffmt268426]

I liked it when she spilled something.. the rest was a waste.

[RedTailedTuna]

whops I just spilled again could you get that?

[sunnyinphillyfan1]

i find it funny how u wore a bra, and didn't even look decent in it... and now the whole world knows that ur weird (:

[TomatoeAssassin]

Why does she even wear a bra? It didn't look like she had anything that needed holding up.

[hpeter59]

@TomatoeAssassin ..I can see from here that you are wearing boxer shorts.. pray: why? There is nothing to be kept there..

Luv from your sister..

[TomatoeAssassin]

@hpeter59 That's it? That's the best you've got? Why even bother?

[hpeter59]

@TomatoeAssassin... who rattled your cage, luv?

[TomatoeAssassin]

@hpeter59 Uhhhhhhhhh, you did?

lol

[hpeter59]

@TomatoeAssassin ..it did work at your end, luv, did it not? Eh...wink wink nudge nudge.

With all my luv to you, sunshine...

[TomatoeAssassin]

@hpeter59 Know what I mean? *wink wink - nudge nudge*

You forgot the best part --- "What's it like?"

lol

Pleasure doing business with you.

[unclesuto]

I love it... Now that's my kind of cooking show!

[FluffyBunny97s]

lol

[MissAnitaLalita]

are you kidding me! your ancestor would not be proud of you, you have to make it from the scratch!!!!!! this SOUNDS and seems yuckyyyyy

[jksharma7]

You should have taken your Bra Off and every thing would have been very tasty wonderful and steamy. OHHHHHHHHHHH

[Ossamakilla]

WTF? I want the last 2:08 of my life back!

[sexystephie23]

food wasting... if you call that nasty thing FOOD

[TheHubblah]

The tittle is missleading.. I saw NO cans..

[mctapout187]

make me a ham sammich and some fried shicken!

[goldtogreysmoke]

now if she could just find a husband

[thishappenedbackin]

how much do you weigh?

[thishappenedbackin]

How much do you weigh?

[th3w1ck3dcl0wn]

i dont see any cans...

[zZNiPPleZz]

Flatter than a flat screen TV.

[Demadafaka997]

this stuff is nasty

ill xD

[Darkpowertiger]

what the hell.. she is so ugly.. :( plus that is not funny at all..

[william112004]

lame

[mmmnnnn444sss]

cool



[WorkingClass69]

Filthy gooks with their filthy food!

[Xextreem]

where are the boobs?

[cucmberflower]

what a wast of food lol

[smoshlover01]

What the..................... no comment...

[ADD8oi]

....you have to have tits for this to work dear, you dont

[Jerbod2]

did i just see that chinese woman on a viagra commercial? O_o

[burr1aj]

I bet this video gets about six seconds of views on average.

[nucoach]

OK I guessif you like Chinks

[MstMannerz]

I'd....can her

[SilkSwords]

Wow...your ugly... e.e

[Richmike8]

in the kitchen where she belongs!

[MidnightChimes]

@savydaniel

Romanian for "I lick cow patties?"

[micularhitect]

@MidnightChimes Thats english for how your momma looks. Next time you try to diss a country, make sure it doesn;t have internet acces.

[3rdsnowleopard]

Proof that small tits just aren't the same. 

[MidnightChimes]

@3rdsnowleopard

or small dicks. like your own.

[3rdsnowleopard]

@MidnightChimes oooh...dick jokes. How incredibly original. Unless you know someone's dick is small, they don't amount to shit.

[MidnightChimes]

@3rdsnowleopard

I know. It's hard to compete with your tit jokes but that's all I could really counter with.

[3rdsnowleopard]

@3rdsnowleopard That's too bad, because I was holding some back. Such as,

that chick looks like she took a nose-dive off the ugly tree and aimed for every branch.

And for the record, cooking without cloths isn't really sexy. It's stupid. I'm speaking form experience, here. Nothing quite like fucking in the kitchen, only to have a drop of hot grease hit your ass. Bad news bears.

[MidnightChimes]

@3rdsnowleopard

good stuff. But repeating what others say about your girlfriend lacks originality. I bet her fat smelly ass still turns you on but I'll pass. At least you know she'll be faithful to your little dick and unimaginative sexual tendencies, ass clown.

[r3onkadena]

@3rdsnowleopard Speaking of originality, you took that quote right off of Saving Private Ryan, just saying.

[MSgtSlaughter]

She forgot to add two "A" cups of milk from her bra.

[bejewlfool]

You could tell she spilled it on perpous

[Ivan1burnf4ces]

MidnightChimes: Asians doing mildly funny things.

[Justsiew]

mother f, get a life. My as well get your clothes off when you cook. Don't "PURPOSELY" spill the soya sauce and take your spag off to wipe. Theres such thing called a TABLE CLOTH.

[foxyfaefife]

This is almost as shit as Horne and Corden.

[hilaryfrk]

lol i love this video!!! i wanna see more like this! :D

[sewagedweller]

this should be a poster child for all things gay and retarded .

[Outlaw289]

135 guys have bigger boobs than the host

[Percapita99]

heyow Iyam a stupie sluwt hoo liyke peepoe tu view my uhly fase!

[SpoonNoops08]

midnight chimes is just bad at comedy

[MidnightChimes]

@SpoonNoops08

I'm surprised you took a break from child porn to watch it.

[MissPamela89]

this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen!!!!! first of all, learn how to cook u dumb bitch...and second of all, keep ur damn shirt on cuz u don't have anything to show for!!!!!!!!

[yomamaugly]

If you don't have feet you wouldnt wear socks right? Why do you wear a bra if you don't have tits??

[lisagons]

stupid hore

[1Nastja1]

dumb?!

[FlyingFooBalls]

those dont qualify



[JasperCampbell]

Now, this is funny! This is original. Funny, funny, funny. More is needed, keep it up.

[w4wy4w]

So funny. This is crazzy.

[SoldierX777]

Of course she takes off her shirt to clean up the mess. She's asian, what do you expect?

[bmxhector]

wow, u have more thumbs down then dumbs up lol '' u must really suck suck''

thumbs up

[TheGreenerItGets]

Lol, did anyone actually eat that?

[kadrian177055]

holy jesus... not was i was looking for, but excellent in it's own way :D

[AnalyticalMenace]

Wtf is this?!

[melancholyeyes420]

it was neither funny nor educative...you wasted my time,energy and money...you f*&^%% people...

[MidnightChimes]

@melancholyeyes420

Please visit my website. There is a form you can fill out for a full refund.

[miamiwax]

@MidnightChimes that was the only funny shit you've said...

[MidnightChimes]

@miamiwax

stick around. I've got lots more unfunny shit.

[lookslikehalloween]

@MidnightChimes ha

[hpeter59]

@MidnightChimes luuuv it.. no form needed at my end..

PRAISE is due..

[FlyingFooBalls]

@melancholyeyes420 educative?

[slaughterpuss]

@melancholyeyes420 uhm..."educative?" are you sure you don't want to "refudiate" that?

[mcake1234]

she's the one that needs eating ..... yum

[mrsajel]

yeah look delicious,xspecialy the chef yeahhhh

[mrmack2067]

HEy, umm where are the cans?

[maymeyang]

You make chineeeese people look so stupid. You're not even funny. Go ge a new career.

[diplomat44]

shes got small niples 

[wb43]

you guys are mean dont hate. she is kinda funny. i like the fake fob accent lol!

[eggthedictator]

gross!

[iamonthecan12]

I thought there were cans?

[KnightofMotley]

Wow. I can't even make eggs w/out trying to spice it up some how

[FizzyBublech]

This is such an awesome idea.. would love to see the boobs

[tauktome]

dumb shit.

[smmashes]

hahahaha!!!!

[ambersontheduck]

this is the best thing in the world.

[slonaker21]

im just sayin but you can see thru your top

[MasterCorruptor]

looks and sounds like puke :s

[the3husseinz]

small boobs

[ggggggggggggggggg669]

Ohh hehe I love it when u take ur shirt off cuz ur soo skinny and hot but don't have to big of tittys but that's ok I have alot of manboobie yo make up for it god ur soo sexy and make me hornyan make my huge nipples perky

[krossbonnez]

LoL, she is trying to change the popular notion "Dumb Blonde" to "Dumb Asian". 

[mhybrid7]

Just bad

[aknipe106]

lol at around 1:41 u dont look like it smells that good

[DeathGuy18]

lol i love this video because you teach me to cook and your funny :D keep it up

[TheYusman08]

is this a joke ? wtf ?



[BBPhobia]

Those are really really small boobs

[toasterwaffles99]

some people say this may be horrible..... but atleast shes in the kitchen where she belongs

[quadman1967]

wtf !!!! silly American

[templeofmarduk]

That was epic!

[TAC412]

WTF

[summerdreams3000]

I love you girls. You make me laugh so hard. Keep up having fun.

[mingle2288]

cooking with cans? more like thimbles!

[hobokimi]

"did you see what i just saw,

she works that kitchen in her braa!"

haha that song is catchy

[abson1234]

it be warm in the kitchen at times of cooking those meals good have a fan or whatever, however how long you been in there with the food. Godd have water,ice, fire freeze just in case for whatever. safety tip and with smoke alert.

interesting...Mmmm

[probot65]

remember the oven mitts nutbar

[vveq]

More like 2 half cans. Jeez... what a disappointment.

[Inkswim]

I WANT TO FUCK ASIAN

lol

[liebspeck]

I actually find her quite chowmein.

[4inches4u]

Better real than those fake plastic tits!

[magmaguy]

caught my eye at 1:00 ... now i like chau ming xD... every1 under the age of 30 should do some chau ming

[wkukimwet]

id like to chow her ming

[edthewave]

i'd still hit

[landis444]

No Gartini. That was Ben..........  Ben Wa

[gartini]

Isn't Bok Choy the guy from Nigahiga's Ninja Melk?

[boogiechillen123]

me want fucky fucky

[aaronmonto]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[poxoxx1201]

An unconvincing smile.

[templarart]

I'm sorry, the premise was pretty weak and kind of fell flat. The girl is attractive but taking her shirt off didn't contribute to the joke at all. Had she realized that the joke was going nowhere and pulled her shirt off to screaming applause, music and lights - that might've been funny.

[mvermeern]

hilarious!

[constipationnow]

omfg that looks fucking disguisting

[Froschmaenner]

pretty boring and unfunny vid but nice small boobs

[KayMonarch]

I'm ashamed of myself for watching this...

[rlclark50]

So are 90,731 other people. Or maybe some of them don't care. Anyway, here's number 90,732.

[MidnightChimes]

Thanks for your 'support'