lucille bogan - shave 'em dry (1935)

[npmurphy1989]

delightfully offensive. i wanna hear a punk band cover this.

[thisisntagoodname]

Holy Jesus Christ music back then was filthy. Good thing we don't allow this sort of thing in our music anymore.

...Oh wait

[lelenina2]

Damn. That's hard core.

[Theboyd12show]

She was happy when she made this song lol

[GoldenCenturion]

And my grandpa complains rap music today is filthy?

[smeagol995]

I want this one in fallout 4!

[Okpolosi]

..now your nuts hang down like an damn bell clapper and your dick stands up like a steeple,your gawd damn assshole stands open like a church door and the crabs walk in like people ..." Anyone got a better line than that ?? LOL

[The1AndOnlySAGAKing]

Shit. We went from sayin it to not sayin directly to just fuckin sayin it. lol

[chocolatesprite]

"Our music wasn't as dirty as today's crap" Yeah...right.

[RySenkari]

I want to hear Richard Cheese cover this song.

[VinegarAndPiss]

@RySenkari dude richard cheese was inspired by this song.

[MarshmallowEyes]

Shit...what if I came here from Cracked indirectly? Like, the previous vid was I was watching was linked to from Cracked..."Smell Yo Dick" reminded me of this song...hah.

[agent458]

Ohhhhhh, Daddy.

[thefirststudentzero]

Likewise about RocKwiz...straight to facebook for Lucille...hopefully she'll go viral (might help with that crab problem mentioned in the lyrics ROFL )

[cm6t66]

I was watchin ROCK WIZ an Ausssie SBS tv program and heard of Lucille  Fantastic

[chrisnap317]

Lil Kim has nothing on her.

[rampragemetal]

Cannibal Corpse, Old Days.

[bertiegerm]

Lucille is real! Love her!

[R109259]

What the hell is this?

[imtheprincessbetch]

OH MY GOD LMFAO

[2ndOfficerCHL]

Take this song and shove it up your ass, Will Hays!

[TooDope2Care]

omg

[chea943]

CHECK OUT "BETTY DAVIS' THE NASTIEST THING SINCE LUCILLE BOGAN'S

[digmynewsocks]

tipper gore would love this!!! fuckin douchebag bitch.

[ImaGleefan1]

HAHA my friend put this on our year 8 music presentation for school today! she didnt no what the song was she just picked a random one and it was this! :L pmsl i couldnt stop laughing at her XD everyone in class burst out laughing when they heard the first line XD

[ChemicalMikeUK]

oh my god!! i got a copy of this too!!

[Timoth1983]

Lil Kim's Great Grandmom

[kingoliver45]

@Timoth1983 I said Trina's but yeah lol

[elverspresceli]

Aint backward about coming forward !

[TheVideostunad]

So ahead of it's time!Just fabulous!

 Sal

[MrRyanSams]

filthy woman.

[Jasonblaze100]

......grandma!! wtf are u listening to??? =O

[1992Sunflower]

ahahahaha what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[jacobdurso]

my god how do old people complain about explicit lyrics? wow... cracked was right.

[Harbinification]

Excellent !

Where did you find this ?

[myhaternation1]

Like a Boss

[Saintoflostcauses72]

Wow didn't think people talked like this much back then. That and quite confused as to what she means by "shave em' dry"

[rockitradio]

They just don't write 'em like this anymore!!! LOL 

[alroy43]

BAhahahahahaha!!!!  Lady Gaga's got nothing on her!!!!

[GENERALJOHNNYREBEL]

*insert line from song HERE. If that doesnt get enough thumbs up, Ill try another quote......

[asistaatpeace]

WOWWWWW......I love it! Same thing is being said today so whats the shock about. I saw one person say that sista's have always been sluts but U wouldn't know that unless u and yours was always in our mix trying to get it......Proceed!

[tiara5800g]

I've been fucking all night and the night before and i feel like i wanna fuck some more lol my favorite part

[Queenjazzyjae]

OMG! I didn't know they used the word "fucking" in terms of sex back then....my mind is so blown right now....lol

[Shangas]

@Queenjazzyjae "fuck" has always meant sex. And it's meant that for centuries. Swearing has been around a lot longer than you think...

[extremesniper007]

Is this F or B flat? I want to make a bass cover.

[MrDevo1980]

wonderful, beautiful.

[joehiggs100]

Great to find this! Not heard it for years, Thanks.

[SuperPiedpiper]

Love it! I never would´ve thought they permitted this kind of music back then!

[pandacrunch]

@SuperPiedpiper "They" didn't. Doesn't mean it won't exist.

[Romamb]

who knew?

[bleumoon2u]

Nothing like the old songs, by cracky! (No pun intended.)

[stlgtrace]

I love it! Grandma & Grandpa were not so innocent I see!

[BadAutio]

Olde Timey Smut. luv.

[ApolloKun777]

27 people can't make a dead man come.

[madamekatarina]

So this song isn't couching anything in cute euphemisms then...

[amgarcia8486]

lol omg...

[20FlightBlues]

The blues always told it like it is you can hear it in many ways, Of course people were raunchy back then people always have been no idea why people think people back then weren't,lol. Now never heard one say this many words from back then and the person is laughing., I believe this is a fake of the original because this one is more over the top and meant to sound as if it was an older version. Granted it is from '35. I mean you hear her laughing too unlike the other. Still interesting though,

[eamaras]

dis is my ringtone lol...n u should c the look people gives me when my fone rings lol

[1193lexxie]

ooookkkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!! what a song... lol

[jarz1414]

music has cum a long way...

[2agray]

I remember the first time I heard this my jaw dropped! LOL! Loved it! This is one of the better transfers I've heard. It was a well worn accetate never produced commercially but just for the entertainment of the performers. Amazing it survived.

[kimsmells1]

I also have nipples on my titties

[yarmouk334]

Hahahahahaha. This is amazing.

[thetman102771]

omg! this is so obscene.....AND I LOVE IT! lol

[mattratt512]

lil kim ain't got NOTHING on her. woooooo

[Sakeyha]

@mattratt512 lmfaooooooo, this where she got it from

[BLACKIESBOY]

... Yikes

[TheAbsolutelyNOTHING]

wtf?

[jarz1414]

It sounds soooo old and rusty...

[twatfuck]

ahahaha :) 

[206EASTLAKEROB]

Dis shit aint real!!!! It cant be!!

[xXpitselehXx]

lmao...my friend told me to listen to this and i'm a mixture of laughing my ass off and horrified at the moment.

[dnewhope777]

Thumbs up if you came here from Cracked.com

[RoseWhiteRoseRed]

@dnewhope777 what is the name of the article?



[09numbers]

@RoseWhiteRoseRed i think its: 7 Songs From Your Grandpa's Day That Would Make Eminem Blush.

[RoseWhiteRoseRed]

@09numbers Thanks I got the message and was checking it out. I love how people would have us believe that everthing used to be so innocent during a certain and it sure wasn't. Rock n' Roll comes from the old blues term for sex btw hahaha

[sionblade06]

@09numbers lmao thats how i found this song

[maartjenunfokker]

@dnewhope777 I came here because I've been on hooked on this song after I heard it about 5 years ago

[piano12161770]

Mmmm the good ol' days of syphilis B4 the advent of AIDS

[ioftenenjoythings]

I'd be worried if she didn't have nipples on her titties.

[MrRyanSams]

@ioftenenjoythings maybe she's got gigantic nipples or something

[agent458]

Whew. That's the original bad girl, right there. 

[cherubicnerd]

i like how she doesn't care what anyone thinks about her.

[katunga21]

Lil Kim's grandmother

[lonelygurl8305]

@katunga21 LOL!

[corinnabambina]

You go honey, you go..........................

[bdichiro]

should have shaved your brain. believe me you can make people cry. 

[drikaldeira]

I had to stop listening to go have sex with my lover

[iluvurmomalot]

this is so beautiful



[hotdogman67]

@TheFoliageCradle

Who doesn't?

[maxonian206]

Oh how I wish I could have listened to this when I was 15!

[olivialh1]

Yah. Classy alright.

[meltingonion]

Your nuts hang down like a damn bell tower

And your dick stands up like a steeple.

Your god damn arsehole stands open like a church door

and crab walks in the people.

Them some classy lyrics.

[milascave2]

How come all the other pre sixties songs had to resort to double entoundres but she can just come out and says it? And why does the sound go off before the end?

[KernowWarrior]

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come

FANTASTIC!

[Lottalox]

@KernowWarrior I love it...

[jomicvicious]

1st punk song ever

[Naota88]

She swears worse than people today do...

[pyat176]

Cracked brought me here

[hadomaru1121]

I didn't even know swear words like that existed back in the 1930's.

[kkmatt]

@hadomaru1121 why not? it's not like sex was invented recently...or vulgar language to depict anything and everything.

[hadomaru1121]

@kkmatt Given what we're taught in schools these days, it's just not how I'd portray that time period. I'm not implying that people back then weren't perfectly moral, but it's just unusual because it goes against my original image of what the 1930's was like. Hope that clears things up.

[kkmatt]

@hadomaru1121 i say this with ZERO sarcasm (please don't be offended), but everything about your comment explains it all.

NO ONE at ANY point in time was "perfectly moral". not even a little bit. if you try to view all events and persons through that filter of truth, then regardless what they're teaching you kids in school these days, it won't be so surprising. what's taught in school is quite "sanitized"; they can't risk offending people who want to keep their kids in the dark.

[DaliDahmerly]

@kkmatt I agree for the most part, but weren't the upper class a bit more prudent? There were always rebels and I doubt the punishment was any harsher than being considered a derelict. But I thought we considered other time periods more moral because we went by the norms of the upper class and it was more inappropriate for them to behave like this.

[MysticalSelah]

I love how she just starts to crack up in the middle of the song :D

[ThePurpleMenace]

For all the Fallout New Vegas nerds out there: this is the Gomorrah's hidden theme song

[NutNapalm]

@ThePurpleMenace Seriously? How'd you find it?

[ThePurpleMenace]

@NutNapalm lol no I just meant that this song would be completely fitting for the weird, retro-futurism hedonistic, over-sexed atmosphere that the Gomorrah casino had in Fallout New Vegas...not actually in the game itself but would be awesome if they incorporated it in there somewhere.

[dariloco87]

CrAcKeD

[Jamiebrannon]

@dariloco87

That is exactly where i found out about this song. lol

[TSquared2001]

Oh dayum

[MrMikenotts01]

Yes, well, back in the '20s and '30's when this kind of thing was recorded, it was only black women who sang it; recorded by white producers, it was a kind of verbal prostitution;

[millardforever]

I LOVE THIS SONG.

[OmegaWolf747]

I had no idea songs from this time period could be so raunchy. :D

[VGEric]

This is awesome.

[bertiegerm]

Lucille is having a ball, as it were! Love her!

[rriverstone1]

the comments are as good as the song. lol

[reygood1]

still this is an honest song.

[Romamb]

surely the best opening line to any song ever :p

[ErikaAllyn]

Nikki Minaj can take some pointers from her.

[KevinTheKennedy]

mmmmmm hmmmmm

[RickESable]

Long before we had Rap music or even Rock n Roll there was the dirty Blues. Nice !!

[Deathpaul100]

Is this for real? I mean really? REALLY? Well....that explains a lot.

[noko1957]

wow I guess there's no need for terms like "jelly roll" in this one, lol no reading in between the lines with this one

[FUNCHOMCLALA]

Haha they didn't invent swear words in the 60s people. :)

[TheMaskedJohnson]

Simple, more wholesome times.

[TheAbsolutelyNOTHING]

@TheMaskedJohnson

yes they were...this is fake.

[johnnysingles]

@TheAbsolutelyNOTHING

Yes, of course, it must be fake. Because as we as we know, nobody in the 1930s drank or swore or had sex or dabbled with anything stronger than Ovaltine. Don’t talk utter rot…

[2nl5]

tee hee heee heee yaaaaa teee heeeeheee

[356pla]

My mother was 15 when this was recorded. Just sayin' .

[OlegKerpotkin]

Oh oh the gods! I wish woman was not dead. She could make the keep uppings!

[archer1949]

Hoooooly..............Wow, that was Filthy!

[merrywriter1]

Certainly the days before KY jelly. (this is NOT about Barbie Doll nekked)

[acer1957]

There have always been and always will be those on the fringe of "polite" society

Thank goodness!

[thirtyoneuniform]

holy shit, i can't believe they actually talked like this in the 30s!

[yellaboy2617]

Holy. Fuckin. Hell.....im shellshocked....

[XCPKK]

I'll keep a log:

Bitch educate me about the studio!

Ain't no titties like this today hang out at my corner! She's atcha nearest Red Lobster!

She's got a cock?

Shave dem pubes dry cornrolls growin in the cherry pie lorda mercy be my bride I'm a tellya what i'm a shave 'em dry!

[SquishedButterfly]

It proves what bullshitters old people are. To hear them talk you'd think they were all boy scouts and angels back then.

Love to know what went on when she cracked up and started giggling. Did they have webcams in studios in those days... shame.

[John55son]

Lucille did some knock you out recordings with Josh WHite and Walter Roland. Worth giving a listen to.

[0LDFASHi0N3D]

Lol iant even know they used some of the words she said back then...omg ew . .

[TheJayPm]

It's just so nasty lol

[ss6truks]

Omg I've never heard anything this dirty, not even in an NWA song o.O

[FeatherCl]

Thank you for sharing this. I love this time frame of music. It is certainly more honest than todays

[youngelvisfreshly]

yall act like its a surprise it was freaks back in they day we all are human and dont foget we wasnt always on this earth there was people before us how u think we act the way we act stuff is handed down from generation if we were born with intellegance we would all be genious's and wont have to go to school

[camaples]

DUBSTEP RMX NEEDED

[whyjay12]

...................shave 'em dry

[abn666]

damn this is very flithy and dirty, she must have been a good f'#k

[Hecata]

That was dirty as hell for the 1930's lol

[melirose89]

@Hecata this is dirty as hell by todays standards too. ive never heard anything like this!! hahaha this would never get played on the radio today lmao

[Hecata]

@melirose89 ...oh that is so true! lol

[bballano31]

@Hecata This is dirty as hell for now.

[ShalomVaChon]

What the what? Grindin til you cry is too much grindin..Hahhaha, this is a MESS...

[sonicscreamingblue]

Wait...at the end it sounds like she actually stopped to have sex. Did I just hear her grunt?

[sonicscreamingblue]

Nicki Minaj aint got shit on this chick o.O It's like porn for my ears.

[ECST4C]

This is filthier than dubstep!

[genron187]

WTF? I never knew they made this kind of sht way back in the dayz..damn

[octagonapus23]

Education???

[octagonapus23]

Umm ok

[est88ladyprodigious]

but if you think this song is wild listen to her song called "till the cows come home"

[est88ladyprodigious]

to be a song from the 30s this is sooo vulgar and something else.i couldn't stop listening to it after the first time i heard it.had to play it again and again to listen to the lyrics.power to the woman.nice.but wow

[imamusicnerdable]

Wow.....oh my god. I don't know whether to laugh or cry! This is so vulgar! ahahaha Power to you girl.

[lagging199527]

Holy shit.

[CthulhuSkunk]

respect

[moneymandate]

I'm pretty sure I just got an STD by just listening to this.

[00tuoyo]

@moneymandate hahahahhaahahhah!!!!!

[joko9395]

@moneymandate HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lottalox]

@moneymandate LMAO....

[57250tr]

Wow, this is filthier than rap music.  I didn't even know that was possible

[itsTHREEnil]

she was lil kim before lil kim was lil kim...lol i love this

[lookmeinthaeye]

16 people arent getting shaved dry tonight.

[MRSmuzse]

the 30's had some really interesting songs