How To Seduce Women Through Hypnosis

[theone2225]

lmao this is hilarious, I feel bad for anyone who thinks that crap would work haha

[LittleGigiK]

John is creepy

[PufferBluntman]

John is doing VERY well!

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Another video painting men as imbeciles what a shocker

[doodahbagel]

Funny video stands on it's own merit. The unfunny comments from the peanut gallery distracts rather than enhance the humour. Thanks for sharing this.

[hankiepanky]

wow..

[bigtrukdon]

I think I'll do a video titled "How to Seduce Beautiful, Intelligent, and Well Educated Women Through Minding Your Parents, Respecting Your Elders, Treating Others as You Wish To Be Treated, Practicing Moderation in All Things, Never Getting Arrested, Showing Up For Class, Getting a College Degree, Getting a Good Job, and Building a Solid Career." That approach is guaranteed to work until you hit age 40 and from then on you can still seduce some nice looking bimbos and gold-diggers.

[PufferBluntman]

John looks like a first-class asshole

[PufferBluntman]

Hell why bother with hypnosis if the roofies will give you similar result?

[questtofreedom]

its not rape if shes willing. Men want sex we are all perverts hes just a douche and this is a video for men without social skills clearly.

[NESherv]

"John is doing well."

[stunlord]

Brenda. Press the red button.

[jamjo400]

So funny lol

[LunaiStaciaa446]

hmm hm i really don't know why it's so hard to find some cool guys on you tube!

[QaisRAK]

@LunaiStaciaa446 whats a cool guy for u

[DeadsunPrime]

lol the matrix

[niwri3]

wtf is this shit

[KadysToontownChannel]

I read a Tower Prep ian/gabe fanfiction and it was kinda similar to this... o_O

[yme10082]

She said dark features then she likes black co*k too much

[PrescottValleyMan]

wow...all I have to say is ,"lay off the goatweed kids!!!"

[seread30]

It's actually horrifying, not funny, that someone put out a hypnosis video out there to coerce women into intercourse.

[MakeFoodNow]

@seread30 Well, the funny part is that anyone anywhere might think that any of this would work in any situation ever.

[seread30]

@MakeFoodNow I'm just embarrassed at the attempt at humor. I'm also sad that it's so unfunny that it's actually funny again for a different reason, which is pretty hard to pull off. It's pretty much a Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job sketch.

[drdriftphd]

@seread30 Hey, lighten up sugar. How about I show you how you have nothing to worry about by hypnotizing you tomorrow at your house. Does 12:00 work? Make sure to disconnect your phones first.

[tmschnitte]

is that actually a serious video? if so, it's awesome

[killingspreeooo]

did he said ''im satan'' in 0:43 ??

[PufferBluntman]

@killingspreeooo yes, it's a joke

[mrwhorules]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[jinkss111]

lol

[asherm49]

hahaha RAPE LOL

[amsterdamkerim]

john is a rapist perv ! LMAO

[mrcow94]

Finally! The technique is complete!!!

[gladrial89]

Have any more videos from these guys? Thier commentary is hilarious. XD Not to mention, how the hell did they find this shitty info vid???!

[sinsukiller]

how the fuck is that rape dumbasses shes rubbing her self and extremely horny allowing the man to seduce her :

[GothicTrioOfEdwards]

XDD

[1greeknproud]

looks like I WILL get to fuck my cousin cp AND now her tight asshole too!

[thebeautifulman69]

way to go john !

[MoonCross10]

John is doing right..john is perform well...john were perform very well..and john success lol XD

[MrMandoy12]

HOW TO RAPE IDOITS WITHOUT GETTING TROUBLE

[mrwhispers]

... John is the FUCKING MAN ...

[mrwhispers]

... This is SOOO FUNNY! ...

[LoLaLuVsThis]

come on; its funny!!! we all this doesn't work, and i would love to see some guy try it....i mean really? he would get his ass kicked!

[hipshimmy]

I can't believe someone made a vid like this....unbelievable. >:(

[pumacheyenne]

This is freaking hysterical. How to hypnotize idiots, then rape them.

[JackDveiny]

This fucking video should be titled "How to get on the list of registered sex offenders in your area"

[BrokenTHGurl08]

sick perverts....

[thousandlegger]

is it the MST3K guys doing the commentary?

[fdr100100]

how to just rape women

[genjutsugaara]

How come this popular in India..lol

[TaylorRocksOutLoud]

LOL thats awesome xDDD 

[maya7360]

hmz searchIng for a Guy that would treat me well

[MolecularMoonlight]

Date rape. 

[r0natello]

Showers, anyone? :)

[16corm]

this if fucking bullcrap lol

[joe58459]

YES it worked !!!!111 lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[mackles]

holy shit lol

[NathanielEverist]

Ew, that's goddamn creepy! Yuk, I feel dirty just watching this.

[darkeyesloveshp]

that is fucking rape!

[Alexon88]

@darkeyesloveshp what is rape here? is he aggressively? doesn't she want it?

TO be honestly. If this was successful and doable. Then WHY Why have I never seen it before? Or never been told? Because it never happened but in this video...

[Alexon88]

@Alexon88 Ok sry, I realize now it would be rape, so that is why we don't know it. Hypnotizers have been keeping it secret because otherwise they would have been arrested and accused being a raper. I think it works because I experienced this stunning effects just by listening to a dvd-chillout...

[nelsyeung]

When was that video lol?

[tylerganson]

"she thinks she's fucking a statue right now" lol

[lRoofie]

Roofies>hypnosis

[indusdolphin]

Wouldn't this be rape?

[NihilisticSliceshow]

@indusdolphin if the girl was truly "hypnotized" into doing it, yes...but I don't think hypnotism really works like that.

[BootGirl112]

@indusdolphin yes it is and thats why this video should be banned

[VRMorrigon]

Hang on... My eyes are stuck in zombie mode.

[Zerstoererh]

But the most effective way is named "Penis Enhancement". You should try it..

[LearnNinjaHypnosis]

@Zerstoererh yes if it is done with hypnosis. I actually developed my own script

[anjodavinganca]

and the alpha male aproaches the female from behind.... rofl

[thegraverful]

I think that online dating through FlirtMaps (or other mobile phone app) is better... my advice: hypnosis isn't real seduction at all!

[SugerWaterPurple]

s there any way to watch this video without those two guys sprouting commentary? I understand some humor in this. But I don't want these two men sprouting prude judgements on an instruction video.

[sighcome]

@SugerWaterPurple come on man, u really want to learn this?  This is not real, my friend.

[LearnNinjaHypnosis]

@sighcome

Is real all alright!

Tell that to a person with a P.H.D in Covert Hypnosis and a Masters degree in Overt Hypnosis

[SugerWaterPurple]

Lol. Judgemental.

[Mrskater13100]

the funniest part was at 0:44

[IcenaldicN00bTuber]

john is doing very well right now

[ethanvandolah]

perverted



[FridayNightFunVideo]

LOL

[kinismaster]

FTW!

[leopower7]

Wow, you americans call these hot?

I'm glad I live in Brazil, hehehe.

[thevirus5k]

@leopower7 LOL, this people dressed like this are like 30-40. And dress like there from 20-30 years back. This is NOT called hot in USA or were I live in Canada.

[leopower7]

@thevirus5k oh, that's good =P

[pavs04]

@leopower7 this is how it was like 20 years ago

[SubliminalMindRev]

lol I feel sorry for the mens' wives who put up with these clowns that ridicule this talent.

[SugerWaterPurple]

@SugerWaterPurple

Is there any way to watch this video without those two guys sprouting commentary? I understand some humor in this. But I don't want these two men sprouting prude eroticity commentary on an instruction video.

[SugerWaterPurple]

@SubliminalMindRev No doubt. I also watched the few seconds when they introduce their "talent" about this "talent" just to boost my ego.

[SubliminalMindRev]

@SugerWaterPurple Good for you. ;]

[horos332]

Some feminists comment about how stupid this video was and are offended by the stupidity of the woman in the video. Ironic because it was from the 80's and it's a joke, you are the dumb ones. Regular, non-stupid women understand this, and men can also.

[MatMcB]

HOW TO RAPE WOMAN

[cebleiler123]

Hahahahahaa

[R3dN3cK810]

there's an easier way to do this. its called ruffies

[freyajean]

It wasn't satan or anyone who looked like him

[NukeA6]

Great! I just learned how to commit a robbery in a female's home using the power of hypnosis.

I would bring a homeless man or a big dog with me just in case I need someone to play the role as the nude statue.

[Blackboilingrobotoil]

"How To Rape Women Through Hypnosis"

[Orelion]

Isn't this considered rape?

[Zaleblackwell]

Wow, this video is a trip to failure. Hypnosis takes dedication to learn.

[otogan1]

dreaming i was fucking does not really make me horny.(especially a marble)

[WonderWomanFan4life]

See this is why Black men love to be with White women.. They are so open minded and love hypnosis... LOL You didnt see one Black woman in this video. We should reshoot the whole thing using a black chick. that would have been FUNNY

[WonderWomanFan4life]

this is so funny

[liquidminds]

"how much more success can you have?"

The girl beeing concious and doing it out of free will would be a start.

Otherwise some attorney will definetly explain to him where the law draws the line between seduction and rape....

[JamesTheKidx]

lmfao she fucked a marble penis. If any of you are art literate you would remember that penises on marble statues are quiet small. lmfao. have fun with the dark chinese man.

[backonbothsides]

THIS VIDEO DOESN'T HELP BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN SEDUCE A WOMAN IN MY DREAMS.

[MrFunyyy]

@backonbothsides lol i dont seduce the women in my dream... i rape them

[backonbothsides]

@MrFunyyy Ah! Ok I guess.

[joeybbaum1995]

@MrFunyyy lol!

[Agent1W]

I don't see how this works because you have your eyes closed the whole time. Wouldn't you prefer to actually see your partner? Not that she would because the fantasy man she describes is not really the one makin' love, but still, it's NOT the same! <_<

[cordedpoodle]

I tried this and it works!!! He he pretty funny except the overlaid comments.

[Aeschylus]

Ach, what women would agree to be in this show?

Soundtrack by They Might Be Giants: /watch?v=8R5LUzDUCCc

[mcpencil]

thumbs up if you've tried this and it didn't work.

[olliebobs99]

WTF? Do Americans laugh at everything?

[asdfasdfasdf444]

I bite mens dicks off why?

[op3nupsh0p]

@asdfasdfasdf444 I hate you! you bitch!

[qwefatvbh]

funny shit

[noregrets92]

lol, classic sitting in an armchair with a roaring fire behind you talk.

[sonicdemon66ultrahog]

rofl



[gmclain97]

This has got to be the most stupidest shit I've ever seen! Totally unrealistic, makes for a good joke though, if anybody actualy tries this on a smart woman. If

you get hypnotized by this guy you have other issues.

[Bluewolfpsychic]

Oh yes; John is doing very well............lol. What a pillock, and a load of total crap!

[willtheoct]

"she thinks she's fucking a statue right now." hilarious.

hypnotism aint rape, its just making the girl think youre attractive, so she wants to do you. she won't even have regrets afterwards.

[SoulArtz]

Yeah....Pretty sure that falls under rape....think about it, roofies in a woman's drink or hypnotism....either way there still hardly conscious to make literal decisions.

[kabezon113]

Hello I'm Satan is hilarious.

[BYERE]

I believe there's a legal word for someone who hypnotizes women for sex...

I think it was "RAPIST"

[XdethxklokX]

hahahaha what the fuck is this hhahaha

[TheAwsomerifficDude]

you can't ask for more success than that

[mrfantasticpotato]

who else is taking notes? :D

[grysch]

Can't call the police this way

[nazgulmaster]

I dont know if i should laugh and cry or just laugh :D

[0000tonc]

all dislikes were done by women who got seduced by this!

[penihop]

@0000tonc but there are hundreds of dislikes :D... which means JOHN IS DOING VERY WELL. xD

[diablecita]

@0000tonc and all the likes were done by creepy looser men who can't nail a date.

[lavajunkie]

@0000tonc That's not true.I dislike it and I'm a MAN.

[sweetalker79]

Who the fuck gives that much information about themselves right away? "Hi, I'm (Name), I'm a student, I go to (this school) because I like (doing this)." All in the first sentence?

[rumpwrestler]

I tried this on a lovely lady, then her husband came in and wanted in on the action.

I'm still having trouble walking.

[TheJordandelphonic]

@rumpwrestler I'm on a boat

[TheVector123]

@rumpwrestler

rofl

[dignan1000]

Uhmmm... There's another word for that, it's rape. That guy should be in jail for trying to sell this! The FFF guys are hilarious though..

[RevSyd]

I used it on a cop to get out of a ticket and I guess it worked but what happened next was worse than a ticket :(

[JSKpromotions]

Wow! This really works. Tried it on a lady I thought I'll never have a chance with. Used the hypnosis she was mine fo the night.

[ghoststalker145]

Is this real?

[Rollpoll09]

"hello-

"i'm satan!"

LOL.

[Stefanisfresh1]

Check out my step to step guide to seduce women. it on my page.

[ChaosAint0]

"Hello stranger i just met"

[prabsing]

johnnnnnnnnnnn did it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omggggggggg­gggggggggg

[Jeanraph]

Love the comments! :D

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

Finaly something useful on youtube!!!

[wwekanemask]

@THISISAVERYCOOLNAME

I agreed with this

[SamKentha]

She only allowed the "hypnosis" cause he's hot. :|

(Not Rape. Not Hypnosis. ...WTF is this shit?!?!)

[Eriknmagnet]

IF this actually works it's only cuz she was gonna do you anyway. Guess thats the whole point. So glad I never fell for that ad in the back of Penthouse. HA!

-e

[8Ivion8]

very funny

[Purplehain]

and you hited the video too so who is the pathethic here? ^^

[yatoihei]

lmao, mad this video has a million hits, you guys are pathetic

[lonewatchman]

GOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!!!

[GoofyBoa]

hahaha!

[Leodin]

very cool!!!!!!!!

KKKKKKKKKK

[B4141]

What a crock....

[WonderWomanFan4life]

There is a SUCKER born every minute... This girl is the dumbest ever OR is she pretending? This is so NOT cool makes us women look badly. I dont like it. That is just WRONG. but not to go negative. Maybe she wanted him to start with.

[Emanizer]

@WonderWomanFan4life you realize this is totally fake... acting... etc.?

[runshouse252]

stupid

[rebeltrucker50]

Sucksex...John did a great job...speaking of job...if pussy was really that easy...there would be "NO"..in this order....jobs..marriage...rela­tionships or bullshit. Home sales would plummet.renting on the rise...Vasectomies would sky rocket.....not to mention, the grass would be greener so would the weed. Easy to hyp a stoner chick..half the work is already done.

[MonsterKingRen]

that was the weirdest way two people agreed to casual sex