spoken like a real jackass, do your research, ecigs work. yes, the advert you showed is for a POS kit, which i myself laugh at. BUT there are many things out there that actually work and helped countless people get off of cigs. anyone who has used ecigs laugh more at your ignorance then your comedy, which is sub par might i add.
AS NOTED IN THE ANNOTATIONS- the Nicotine free e-cig is just that- water vapor. I use the BLU, and so far, it works quite well. There is Nicotine in the ones I use, but there are also ones that are nic free. I can see using the nic-free ones, but only for a short time- I'm not going to continue to buy the cartridges just for the 'feel' of it... I'll be glad once I'm free from nicotine.
@TheResidentSkeptic Actually, this worked for me. Smoked for years, and something like this (not the same company but w/e) helped me quit. I have now been without cigs for 2 months, and no longer use the e-cig. In the past I tried the nicorete stuff and it never worked. This did (like I said, not the same company but same idea).
Regarding your end comment and basic comparison about "bad", it should be noted that pot is much, much better in all counts than cigarettes. Well, I haven't actualy tried it, but basically it has less addictive probability, less likelihood to cause death and causes a stronger dopamine reaction.
Haha. This did make me laugh. You probably don't care, but I actually worked for a call center and I sold the smoke assist on the side.
I'm not trying to defend it, because it does have it's faults. Many people have actually never received the product, so I hear.
But, when you say there is no nicotine, you're wrong. You can choose to have nicotine or non nicotine. There's a pack and a half worth of cigarettes in one cartridge.
I saw a different infomercial for this product, the best part about it was that everyone smoking these had a stupid grin on their faces and their eyes were bloodshot. :P
I don't understand why that one guy said its like "one cartridge is like a pack of cigarettes and thats enough to get me through the day" when these e cigs have no nicotine in them.
Contains nicotine. At least the version we have in Finland. Disgusting really. While it may contain nicotine and provide for the addiction, whatever they use makes my throat itchy and scratchy and leaves me desiring a real cig. After 15 years, still trying to stop smoking...
Get strawberry mamba (best brand of JWH-018 Spice in my opinion) from your local convenience store. A small lip balm sized cup (cylindrical: diameter: about 1.5", height: about .75") costs 10$ but it fucks you up just as much as pot (for me at least) and it may still be legal in your state! Good alternative if you don't want to risk getting caught, especially in that 30 day grace period after smoking weed if your job makes you test yourself.
While I can completely see your viewpoint and agree with your cynicism, I can actually see where this would come in handy once in a while. I quit smoking like 8 months ago but there's still times I crave the sensation of smoking. I actually tried looking for 'herbal cigs" with no nicotine in them, with no luck. It's because of this that I barely ever get high or drunk anymore, cause I end up craving a smoke REALLY BADLY. It would be nice to be able to "Fake smoke" when I get fucked up.
One guy brought one of those type things into the pub the other night, he's got em flavoured to taste like cola. Seriously, cola flavoured "cigarettes" = fuckin' weird!
@pumkinpi2 idk...you are subscribed to some of the best youtubers, and at the same time subscribed to a bunch of complete fucking idiots. just to be safe, don't subscribe to either of my channels.
Electronic cigarettes are a brilliant invention, and you can use them to easily quit smoking. And yes, they are satisfying.
That being said, yes, this company is a scam. No cartridge is worth a pack of cigarettes. I'd say a cartridge is 3, maybe 4 cigarettes. Possibly less.
Also, this is not water vapor. It's not steam. I don't know why it is being called this, even in the commercial. It is propylene glycol, which is listed RIGHT on their website.
Did, you just put Oregano in my Spaghetti? You are a freaky girl! Cigarettes are kind of pointless, but once you are smoking, electronic cigarettes are now a good way to keep smoking and not die, IF THEY CONTAINED NICOTINE! But there will probably be a lot more cool looking black dudes smoking this pointless piece of shit and it is eventually going to turn into some retarded ass fashion statement, thc makes life kick ass, nicotine makes life normal, but only if you are addicted.
@odenskrigare I think herion addicts who inject booze or mouthwash probably have a few mental health issue (in addition to their habit). Faking a similar activity seems like an act of desperation unlikely to bring much relief.
Nicotine can be ingested a variety of ways (like absorption through the skin). I guess subtances effect people differently. I quit smoking (tobacco) cold turkey over 6 years ago. I also tried herion several times in my youth and found it to be a miserable high.
I have this, although a different brand. You place these drops of liquid nicotine solution into this cotton swab in the cartridge and it heats it up and you inhale the vapor. You do get nictotine from it.
@TheIntolerantAtheist I haven't smoked (tobacco) in over 6 years myself. But I think the best "quit smoking aid" is ordinary chewing tobacco.
I'm not a regular chewer either (disgusting habit). But believe me, if you put a big juicy wad of Kodiak in your lip whenever you think you need a cigarette, you will be so overwhelmed with nicotine in about 20 minute that you'll be lucky not to vomit.
@atheistrage Agreed - I do smoke, however. I remember the first time I tried chewing...Was at school, a friend gave it to me for free, so I wasn't to...unhappy? to take it. 30 minutes later I went to the nurse and got sent home lol. Never again...
@TheFightingRebel Right. Obiviously nicotine can be absorbed a variey of ways. I just don't see much point in those fake cigarettes.
Nor do I thinik non-smokers are really going to want to be exposed to that either as they imply in the commercial.
I gave up cigarettes quite a while ago. I gradually saw less point in smoking them. They didn't get me high and I didn't want to wind up like these people who wheeze to walk up stairs.
E-cigs can be really good actually. I smoked for about 8 years, e-cigs really helped me quit. It's just like a nicotine inhaler, but it doesn't taste too bad, andit kinda feels like smoking a cigarette. I agree that replacing cigarettes with a nicotine-free e-cig is totally pointless and won't help, but the ones with nicotine in are quite good.
@Sykotix1 Ya dude. Today is my 1 year off cigs, and only the e-cig has helped me. Patches and gum aren't good enough because they don't simulate the feeling of smoke inhalation. Mine has nicotine. Only an idiot would try to quit w/o the nicotine. In any case, what other way can you smoke waffle or cream soda?
I used to smoke and have friends who've had e-cigs and let me try them. They are actually quite expensive, but they DO CONTAIN NICOTINE. I did some research to see if they were worth buying, and I decided against it, but I found that they do in fact deliver nicotine without the tobacco smoke. They are an improvement for chain smokers who are hopelessly addicted, because they improve things like emphysema. Nicotene is still an addictive poison though, even suspended in water vapor.
Well now there's a solution jwh-018 which got you pretty high, until the government pulled out it's ban-this-shit for-1-year-so-we-can-test-it dildo and stuck it up our ass, what a fucking joke, I can't believe that either THC or JWH-018 are illegal, what the fuck!?!?!?!?
those things have nicotine in them, so if oregano had thc in it, your not smoking pot? or if you baked brownies using hash oil you're not getting the same effect? sorry coc your bias gets in the way of this video, your're a smoker, when something bashes or is contrary to your habit you lash out.
@CMO999 I googled it & went to their site, Smoke Assist doesn't use nicotine, it's focus is on 'oral fixation'. The one I use does have nicotine, this one doesn't.
Did it actually say nicotine free or are you assuming that tabacco free implies there's no nicotine in the product? If it's the latter, then I have to say you're way off base. My experience with e-cig is that there are cartridges with certain levels of nicotine; it's sort of like how there's several grades of the patch. This may have been an old commercial or it's way overpriced because these things cost half the amount of cigs, and this is purchasing from a 7/11, so that's overpriced too.
@tiggeromega If you want more examples, I knew a Middle Eastern guy in college who said he smoked a pack a day for like 8 years and he quit cold turkey, as did a few guys at a gym I go to. Nicotine cravings are really not that big of a deal... it is the act of smoking itself that you crave more than anything. If you don't have enough motivation to quit, try living in Minnesota sometime... anyone who smokes outside in these winters is nuts.
@tiggeromega Sorry, but you're wrong. As I said, I quit cold turkey after a year of hard smoking, my dad did it after 45 years, and now a good buddy of mine who smoked for 3 years quit cold turkey and he said that he now agrees that the difficulty is vastly overrated and all comes down to willpower. We aren't the only ones. As I pointed out, what really matters is whether or not you actually want to quit. If your heart isn't in it, then the easy thing to do is to screw up and go buy more.
attention C0cTalk ... watching this, I threw coffee grind at my screen, you know, it's just like snorting scalding coffee through your nose but without the horrendous burning sensation! Now I can watch side-splittingly funny youtube vids without needing a trip to the emergency room! I love it.
@Vinifera7 but that still leaves the question... why would you make an e-cigarette that doesn't contain nicotine. That's what causes the cigarette cravings, that's what is actually addictive... wtf?
@FatGuyWithAKatana Apparently your friend is human cause the placebo effect got him. Great he smokes less, but bro I roll my own tobacco. On good days when I have the will, I can go from smoking 20ish hand rolled to 2-3 a day.
This actually makes sense. Most smokers are not only addicted to smoking, they're also addicted to the ACT of smoking. It's pavlovian. It's the same reason heroin addicts shoot up water when they don't have anything. It might be overpriced, but it's not like it's totally illogical.
I'm normally a reasonable peaceful sort of fellow but trading my stash stash for oregano is serious fightin' words. Come armed or don't come at all. :):):)
looks like you don't know what an e-cig really is. that particular product might be overpriced crap but there are great ecig products on the market. btw I do agree with the general idea of those commercials being full of shit.
@zygi22, i'm with you the electronic cigs i've seen over here vaporise nicotine. You get your hit but don't have all the annoying stuff about smouldering shredded tobacco wrapped in paper to get there. I wil admit that smoking is usually about the whole experience but i'd pick one of these things over anxious hours in a smoke-free airport after check in, the flight and baggage pick-up with no release. Maybe Coctopus jumped too soon on this one, maybe the product is shit- we'll know soon enough.
so why kill your lungs, and eventually quit, and save a shit load of money. I don't care what any fucking person says, I have never heard one person say 5 years after smoking that they loved there decision to smoke cigarettes. I can't believe people smoking cigarettes are complaining about people trying to help them get off of something they didn't want in the first place. It was you choice to start smoking don't down people because they aren't with you on it.
@AstrophelTDeath You don't get it... this is another bullshit product, just like nicotine patches and gum. The fact of the matter is, the difficulty of quitting smoking is overblown by pussy smokers who don't actually want to quit, the media, and corporations looking to cash in on their heartless, half-assed attempts at quitting. I quit cold turkey after over a year of hard smoking, and my old man did the same before me after 45 years of 1 1/2 packs a day. Desire to quit is all it comes down to.
@pumarunner88 Yeah they are all bullshit products. But quitting is not that easy to quit, you and you dad are one of many people. Some people are not smoking 1 1/2 packs a day some are smoking 3 packs a day, I have seen people not have cigarettes and just lay in bed all day for that reason. It's been proven that cigarettes are one of the most additive substances right now today. My dad never smoked a day in his life until 6 years ago to prove a point and has been smoking them ever since.
I was smoking for 8 years. When I decided to quit, I did it. Cold turkey. I don't smoke anymore and I don't have to avoid other smokers. It's over three years now.
The point is that you don't need some bullshit products, just a little bit of willpower. Not much, just enough to get you through the first month. And if you can't do that, then I'm sorry, but you are a pussy. Bullshit products won't change that.
@Kuba022 I am a pussy , I never got addicted to cigarettes. Never said that I did. But you have to understand you are only one person, not everyone is you, Some people rely on cigarettes. Getting off an addiction is about will power but some people can't do it just from sheer will power. If you can't understand that then you are stubborn and ignorant. And I am a pussy ? Really at least I didn't get addicted to the things for 8 years.
@Kuba022 I am a pussy , I never smoked a cigarette a day in my life.. Never said that I did. But you have to understand you are only one person, not everyone is you, Some people rely on cigarettes. Getting off an addiction is about will power but some people can't do it just from sheer will power. If you can't understand that then you are stubborn and ignorant. And I am a pussy ? Really at least I didn't get addicted to the things for 8 years. So fuck you.
@AstrophelTDeath For the record I wasn't talking about you personally. Nicotine gums, patches or e-cigarettes only work if someone really wants to quit. No product will do the quitting for someone. And if a person really wants to quit, they don't need any aids.
Did you ever see this kind of strategy with other addictions? Did you ever hear about a tweaker who "quits" meth, by gradually taking less and less meth?
@Kuba022 I never said that that the product will make them quit, but it will help them. Addiction is about 20 % physical and 80% mental. All those things will help them quit, but your right they can only do it on there own. There are people that can just quit cold turkey, off of any drugs. There are people out there that can quit cold turkey off of Heroin. So does that mean everyone should do it that way. No! Its a matter of personal preference. Yes I have seen this.
@Kuba022 People who are addicted to pills, get prescribed less and less does's in order to gently land into there withdrawal, its called weening. And we are talking about cigarettes,not meth, don't stray from the subject. We were talking about the e cigarette which doesn't have nicotine in it. Its is mearly a mental strategy for quitting, smoking something is a large reason why alot of people smoke. Don't be stupid, really addiction to cigarettes is alot less concerning than meth addiction.
@wretcherwretch It's mainly vaporized water (steam) with a little nicotine in it. My friend who smoked for quite some time bought one just to see what it was like, and I've taken a few drags. E cigs suck. Either smoke, or don't.
To the best of my knowledge it's mainly a quitting tool anyway (a great idea in that regard in my opinion). I suppose if you want to smoke then the real thing's "better", but it also has that whole "tar and other poisons leading to cancer" thing going on.
The thing is those are better for you. Because most people start smoking out of habit. They smoke weed, and everyone of my friends say they started smoking cigarettes just to have something to smoke. Well those are something to smoke that can have menthol taste, for alot of people its not just nicotine they are addicted to its the habit of actually having smoke to inhale. So fucking stick a piece of nicotine gum in your mouth get a electronic cigarette, your spending the money anyways.
@AstrophelTDeath I've done plenty of smoking in my day, and let me assure you that the difficulty of quitting is vastly overrated. What it all comes down to is whether or not you want to or not. If you don't really want to, you will fail. If you do want to, then all you need to do is stop asking for cigs each time you hit the gas station. It's really that simple.
I knocked back a pack of cigarettes a day for over year. I quit simply by going cold turkey. I've had some occasionally while wasted since then, but honestly, the difficulty of quitting smoking is immensely overrated. All you need is to actually want to quit, and then just do it. This "it's more addictive than heroine!" crap is a load of horse shit. If you wanna smoke, smoke, if you're a smoker and you wanna quit, quit being a pussy and just stop doing it. It's not that hard.
@pumarunner88 Cold turkey only works for a small demographic. People who do manage to cold turkey tend to also not be genetically deficient in dopamine production (among other factors). Considering your father did the same thing, I'd betting that had more to do with it than a simple desire to quit.
I quit after 17 years of heavy smoking, and it sure the fuck wasn't as simple or easy as you make it out to be.
I know this was a comedy video - so I'm not trying to nitpick too much - but people that are concerned about their health but want to "suck on something" - I don't see why they shouldn't try it.
the funny thing about his is that the FDA want to banned this because they say it is there is a small risk your health. They think it is better banned something then risk a product that might harm you a little bit than in the long term.
BTW its not water. Its either vegetable glycerin, Propylene Glycol, or a mixture of the two with some flavoring, and nicotine. The stuff is super cheap to make yourself, but it is a wee bit on the dangerous side, as sickness and even death are a real risk when dealing with high concentrations of nicotine. On a side not I can make gum too, for a few cents a piece.
I tried SmokeAssist, cost like $200, batteries stopped working after 2 days with the recharger, you go into withdrawal too, doesn't give you the same level of nicotine.
Man, there are some bad companies out there, but don't knock the e-cigs to much. I've managed to quit smoking with them. I, however, mix my own "juice", and I also built my own rig. Vapes all day, on rechargeable AAA batteries, built for about 9 bucks, and my own juice @ about 20mg/ml of nicotine is about a buck a day. Been off analogs for about a month, and loving it,,,,, really. Check out the E-cig forum for more GOOD info. Just Google it.
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aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
spoken like a real jackass, do your research, ecigs work. yes, the advert you showed is for a POS kit, which i myself laugh at. BUT there are many things out there that actually work and helped countless people get off of cigs. anyone who has used ecigs laugh more at your ignorance then your comedy, which is sub par might i add.
kernalsandars 1 month ago
AS NOTED IN THE ANNOTATIONS- the Nicotine free e-cig is just that- water vapor. I use the BLU, and so far, it works quite well. There is Nicotine in the ones I use, but there are also ones that are nic free. I can see using the nic-free ones, but only for a short time- I'm not going to continue to buy the cartridges just for the 'feel' of it... I'll be glad once I'm free from nicotine.
TheKitsuneDen 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Wouldn't this help people quit smoking by allowing them to kick the nicotine addiction first, then quit the habit after?
Isn't this exactly the same as nicotine gum only backwards?
TheResidentSkeptic 2 months ago
@TheResidentSkeptic Actually, this worked for me. Smoked for years, and something like this (not the same company but w/e) helped me quit. I have now been without cigs for 2 months, and no longer use the e-cig. In the past I tried the nicorete stuff and it never worked. This did (like I said, not the same company but same idea).
AvalonDraconis 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Regarding your end comment and basic comparison about "bad", it should be noted that pot is much, much better in all counts than cigarettes. Well, I haven't actualy tried it, but basically it has less addictive probability, less likelihood to cause death and causes a stronger dopamine reaction.
TheAtheologian 2 months ago
I smoke e-cigs but the one I use has nicotine and I love it.
GetTheHook 3 months ago
vaporized pot does taste frigging good though and you get more out of it just saying
MoMember88 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PigBenissixtynine 5 months ago 2
Woah that cut off. People call in for their "free" smoke assist, but they have to pay 89.95 + 9.95 s+h...
Nothing's free though, so people are dumb for thinking it is.
I dunno, I've met a few people that it really did work for.
So you never know.
o0MiSSDiAMOND0o 6 months ago
Haha. This did make me laugh. You probably don't care, but I actually worked for a call center and I sold the smoke assist on the side.
I'm not trying to defend it, because it does have it's faults. Many people have actually never received the product, so I hear.
But, when you say there is no nicotine, you're wrong. You can choose to have nicotine or non nicotine. There's a pack and a half worth of cigarettes in one cartridge.
You can also get menthol.
People call in for their "free" smoke
o0MiSSDiAMOND0o 6 months ago
shit man you almost had me in tears in a couple parts of that vid.
k0rps3gynd3r 7 months ago
I saw a different infomercial for this product, the best part about it was that everyone smoking these had a stupid grin on their faces and their eyes were bloodshot. :P
audiophile1987 8 months ago
One wonders what the long term effects of steam burning your windpipe are?
Jacksonstreet71 8 months ago
I don't understand why that one guy said its like "one cartridge is like a pack of cigarettes and thats enough to get me through the day" when these e cigs have no nicotine in them.
DAI3792 8 months ago
haha great rant C0c.
DAI3792 8 months ago
Priceless.
Vberg56 8 months ago
Uhhh wouldnt it be healthier, isnt that the point, i mean idk
DarPower1 10 months ago
subb, love those pwnage videos :))
ray4ix 11 months ago
Contains nicotine. At least the version we have in Finland. Disgusting really. While it may contain nicotine and provide for the addiction, whatever they use makes my throat itchy and scratchy and leaves me desiring a real cig. After 15 years, still trying to stop smoking...
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago
Get strawberry mamba (best brand of JWH-018 Spice in my opinion) from your local convenience store. A small lip balm sized cup (cylindrical: diameter: about 1.5", height: about .75") costs 10$ but it fucks you up just as much as pot (for me at least) and it may still be legal in your state! Good alternative if you don't want to risk getting caught, especially in that 30 day grace period after smoking weed if your job makes you test yourself.
MacabreManifesto 1 year ago
LMAO!!!
nothingtolose3234 1 year ago 6
I just heard of Gospel Truth.... Great example of an oxymoron :P
nothingtolose3234 1 year ago
Move to California, Pot is just about legal.
indyfab916 1 year ago
+ if I could high 5 through the internet, I would good sir.
great vid
Pignoah 1 year ago
Yep, tried one of these, phenomenally weak, couldn't feel a bloody thing.
Most smokers I know need to feel that 'drag' as they smoke, me included, and you just don't get that, it satisfies nothing.
Part of me wants to quit, part of me just bloody loves smoking. Sup to me, not the world.
Pignoah 1 year ago
I said at a bar one night that same shit to this chick smoking those damn thing "You are smoking water you fucking idiot!!!"
crawfordfanatic 1 year ago
k, I got the blu e-cigs; vaporized nicotine is okay, and 10$/ cartons. & the nicotine is = or more than my newports... just fyi
chrisrhudy02 1 year ago
Holy shit, the C0c talks....i must report this to the council.
MikaelDryden 1 year ago
While I can completely see your viewpoint and agree with your cynicism, I can actually see where this would come in handy once in a while. I quit smoking like 8 months ago but there's still times I crave the sensation of smoking. I actually tried looking for 'herbal cigs" with no nicotine in them, with no luck. It's because of this that I barely ever get high or drunk anymore, cause I end up craving a smoke REALLY BADLY. It would be nice to be able to "Fake smoke" when I get fucked up.
nightmathzombieethan 1 year ago
lol
TheImmortalWeapon 1 year ago
hahaah i bet they actually make a crapbull of money with this hongdong, god i h8 stupid people
managarm1349 1 year ago
@managarm1349 my roommate's girlfriend walks around the house all day smoking those things...they're fucking retarded.
toolegit2quittttt 1 year ago
One guy brought one of those type things into the pub the other night, he's got em flavoured to taste like cola. Seriously, cola flavoured "cigarettes" = fuckin' weird!
RyuOni1989 1 year ago
Wow, how did I end up subscribed to you? Bye.
pumkinpi2 1 year ago
@pumkinpi2 idk...you are subscribed to some of the best youtubers, and at the same time subscribed to a bunch of complete fucking idiots. just to be safe, don't subscribe to either of my channels.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime You know my plans in detail.
pumkinpi2 1 year ago
@pumkinpi2 seriously? he was just making fun of the commercial. how old are you 12? jesus grow up
Lowbacca0 1 year ago
@Lowbacca0 A tad older than 12. Perhaps that's why his attempt at "humor" failed on me, being funny making up of much of that for me,
pumkinpi2 1 year ago
Electronic cigarettes are a brilliant invention, and you can use them to easily quit smoking. And yes, they are satisfying.
That being said, yes, this company is a scam. No cartridge is worth a pack of cigarettes. I'd say a cartridge is 3, maybe 4 cigarettes. Possibly less.
Also, this is not water vapor. It's not steam. I don't know why it is being called this, even in the commercial. It is propylene glycol, which is listed RIGHT on their website.
In any case, if done RIGHT, e-cigs are great.
RoofieOnTheRocks 1 year ago
Well cigarettes are pretty terrible for you. Water vapor isn't gonna help you break your habit though. At least pot isn't as addicting.
itouch1234567 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
seriouslycurious1 1 year ago
Did, you just put Oregano in my Spaghetti? You are a freaky girl! Cigarettes are kind of pointless, but once you are smoking, electronic cigarettes are now a good way to keep smoking and not die, IF THEY CONTAINED NICOTINE! But there will probably be a lot more cool looking black dudes smoking this pointless piece of shit and it is eventually going to turn into some retarded ass fashion statement, thc makes life kick ass, nicotine makes life normal, but only if you are addicted.
MacabreManifesto 1 year ago
Goddamn that was funny. Delicious water vapour.
Staticnz 1 year ago
hahahah, xD
underbjorn 1 year ago
ROFL
motombocolombo 1 year ago
would be fun just to troll people who don't know what it is.
f00g3n 1 year ago
Brought to you buy: Placebos! Place placebo inside of head and then insert head anally for infinity. May cause erectile dysfunction.
Sav3TheWorld 1 year ago
rahahahahahah...this was some funny shiyat!
SafariStevo 1 year ago
the nature of addiction is such that taking an activity similar to the real thing is enough to satisfy people at least partially
hence why heroin addicts will shoot water, or booze, or mouthwash ...
nicotine is pretty addictive but pot isn't so the oregano thing wouldn't work ... but these fake cigs just might
odenskrigare 1 year ago
@odenskrigare I think herion addicts who inject booze or mouthwash probably have a few mental health issue (in addition to their habit). Faking a similar activity seems like an act of desperation unlikely to bring much relief.
Nicotine can be ingested a variety of ways (like absorption through the skin). I guess subtances effect people differently. I quit smoking (tobacco) cold turkey over 6 years ago. I also tried herion several times in my youth and found it to be a miserable high.
atheistrage 1 year ago
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@atheistrage
"Faking a similar activity seems like an act of desperation unlikely to bring much relief."
Except it does.
odenskrigare 1 year ago
I fucking love me some c0c.
uncoolnerd 1 year ago
oregano for the win :D
dragonsword343 1 year ago
Just like the real thing.
shadowhasacookie 1 year ago
These actually containe pure uncut cocaine, thats why they save you money :P
FrankDaTank1218 1 year ago
How do those E-cigs replace the urge for nicotine? I mean I know they work, my sister uses them (altough it could be a placebo affect).
FrankDaTank1218 1 year ago
@FrankDaTank1218 I would imagine that the vapor contains some amount of nicotine you ingest when inhaled.
But it may well be nothing more than a useless gimmick (just like all these ridiculous diet aids on TV).
I doubt whatever they are displaying in the commercial resembles the actual product.
atheistrage 1 year ago
none of those cig models look like they've ever even held a cigarette before.
Roobitz 1 year ago
Of course who knows what the fuck they where actually smoking in that commercial.
Besides, I probably wouldn't want someone sitting by me in a resturant smoking steam infused with cemicals either.
atheistrage 1 year ago
How about not smoking at all, said one cracker to another....
TitoIsTheGreatest 1 year ago
I have this, although a different brand. You place these drops of liquid nicotine solution into this cotton swab in the cartridge and it heats it up and you inhale the vapor. You do get nictotine from it.
TheIntolerantAtheist 1 year ago
@TheIntolerantAtheist I haven't smoked (tobacco) in over 6 years myself. But I think the best "quit smoking aid" is ordinary chewing tobacco.
I'm not a regular chewer either (disgusting habit). But believe me, if you put a big juicy wad of Kodiak in your lip whenever you think you need a cigarette, you will be so overwhelmed with nicotine in about 20 minute that you'll be lucky not to vomit.
atheistrage 1 year ago
@atheistrage Agreed - I do smoke, however. I remember the first time I tried chewing...Was at school, a friend gave it to me for free, so I wasn't to...unhappy? to take it. 30 minutes later I went to the nurse and got sent home lol. Never again...
TheFightingRebel 1 year ago
@TheFightingRebel Right. Obiviously nicotine can be absorbed a variey of ways. I just don't see much point in those fake cigarettes.
Nor do I thinik non-smokers are really going to want to be exposed to that either as they imply in the commercial.
I gave up cigarettes quite a while ago. I gradually saw less point in smoking them. They didn't get me high and I didn't want to wind up like these people who wheeze to walk up stairs.
But I still enjoy a few occasional hits of weed.
atheistrage 1 year ago
E-cigs can be really good actually. I smoked for about 8 years, e-cigs really helped me quit. It's just like a nicotine inhaler, but it doesn't taste too bad, andit kinda feels like smoking a cigarette. I agree that replacing cigarettes with a nicotine-free e-cig is totally pointless and won't help, but the ones with nicotine in are quite good.
Sykotix1 1 year ago
@Sykotix1 Ya dude. Today is my 1 year off cigs, and only the e-cig has helped me. Patches and gum aren't good enough because they don't simulate the feeling of smoke inhalation. Mine has nicotine. Only an idiot would try to quit w/o the nicotine. In any case, what other way can you smoke waffle or cream soda?
bravesirrobin8 1 year ago
LOL
kelliko70 1 year ago
Believe it or not, I met someone dumb enough that had these.
TheAntithesis7 1 year ago
Can you refill those fake cigs with pot? like a water pipe... that looks like a cig... might be a pretty good idea... if it is possible
looneyboy221133 1 year ago
I used to smoke and have friends who've had e-cigs and let me try them. They are actually quite expensive, but they DO CONTAIN NICOTINE. I did some research to see if they were worth buying, and I decided against it, but I found that they do in fact deliver nicotine without the tobacco smoke. They are an improvement for chain smokers who are hopelessly addicted, because they improve things like emphysema. Nicotene is still an addictive poison though, even suspended in water vapor.
camalfitano 1 year ago
Well now there's a solution jwh-018 which got you pretty high, until the government pulled out it's ban-this-shit for-1-year-so-we-can-test-it dildo and stuck it up our ass, what a fucking joke, I can't believe that either THC or JWH-018 are illegal, what the fuck!?!?!?!?
MacabreManifesto 1 year ago
those things have nicotine in them, so if oregano had thc in it, your not smoking pot? or if you baked brownies using hash oil you're not getting the same effect? sorry coc your bias gets in the way of this video, your're a smoker, when something bashes or is contrary to your habit you lash out.
803brando 1 year ago
@803brando explaining this to every other commenter is getting old.
this product does NOT contain any nicotine. go to their website and see for yourself.
there is a reason i specifically chose this brand and not one that contains nicotine.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime my bad my bad. didnt know it was the non-nicotine kind.
803brando 1 year ago
"Alright, take it all black, some black guy said it was cool."
Lmao
Zeldarulah 1 year ago 27
i'd rather smoke cigarettes and get lung cancer then look like a fucking cunt by smokeing water vapour.
1metallica1 1 year ago
This is great-thanks for the laughs.
phenixwryter 1 year ago
They have nicotine in them.
CMO999 1 year ago
@CMO999 I googled it & went to their site, Smoke Assist doesn't use nicotine, it's focus is on 'oral fixation'. The one I use does have nicotine, this one doesn't.
sheri226 1 year ago
Did it actually say nicotine free or are you assuming that tabacco free implies there's no nicotine in the product? If it's the latter, then I have to say you're way off base. My experience with e-cig is that there are cartridges with certain levels of nicotine; it's sort of like how there's several grades of the patch. This may have been an old commercial or it's way overpriced because these things cost half the amount of cigs, and this is purchasing from a 7/11, so that's overpriced too.
FloppyFormatFrenzy 1 year ago
@FloppyFormatFrenzy "Did it actually say nicotine free or are you assuming that tabacco free implies there's no nicotine in the product?"
from the list of ingredients on their website: "Nicotine..........................0%"
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime Oh alright. E-cigs are great, but if they don't have nicotine in them, then it's a complete waste of money.
FloppyFormatFrenzy 1 year ago
I remember seeing this in The Tourist.
The movie was entertaining but i didn't understand why Frank(Johnny Depp) didn't use real ciggirates
DarthBenadic 1 year ago
Lmfao. Your videos always make me laugh, c0c, but it's been a while since I actually made a lot of noise while doing so
duffeknol 1 year ago
I quit 2yrs ago after 32yrs of smoking cigs. seriously as my dad said- a sucker is born everyday
rextrek 1 year ago
I'm gonna pay some 8 year old to sit out in front of a school and smoke one just so I can film passer bys.
WillowFox 1 year ago
I'm gonna pay some 8 year old to sit out in front of a school and smoke one just so I can film passer bys.
WillowFox 1 year ago
@C0cTalk Is that a Chinese restaurant calender in the background?
Always thought it was a typical Dutch thing..
Relloq 1 year ago
I an a non-smoker and I loved this vid.
Evilanious 1 year ago
@tiggeromega If you want more examples, I knew a Middle Eastern guy in college who said he smoked a pack a day for like 8 years and he quit cold turkey, as did a few guys at a gym I go to. Nicotine cravings are really not that big of a deal... it is the act of smoking itself that you crave more than anything. If you don't have enough motivation to quit, try living in Minnesota sometime... anyone who smokes outside in these winters is nuts.
pumarunner88 1 year ago
@tiggeromega Sorry, but you're wrong. As I said, I quit cold turkey after a year of hard smoking, my dad did it after 45 years, and now a good buddy of mine who smoked for 3 years quit cold turkey and he said that he now agrees that the difficulty is vastly overrated and all comes down to willpower. We aren't the only ones. As I pointed out, what really matters is whether or not you actually want to quit. If your heart isn't in it, then the easy thing to do is to screw up and go buy more.
pumarunner88 1 year ago
Wait! So I can look cool in front of high school girls without getting lung cancer. Sweet tits
Greywolf831 1 year ago
So instead of dying from lung cancer you slowly drown instead! FTW! LOL!
mjh012363 1 year ago
I've tried e-cigs, I still wanted a normal cig after smoking the shit out of it...
Zenn3k 1 year ago
e-cigs are helpful, but they're not just like the real thing.
stealthbadger 1 year ago
attention C0cTalk ... watching this, I threw coffee grind at my screen, you know, it's just like snorting scalding coffee through your nose but without the horrendous burning sensation! Now I can watch side-splittingly funny youtube vids without needing a trip to the emergency room! I love it.
Beggar42 1 year ago
That was funny!
MrBluerizlas 1 year ago
Good to see another vid from u Cock. Why don't ppl just attach a tube to a boiling tea kettle lol.
htownstizzow 1 year ago
does this mean that i can follow my smoking friends when they go for a smoking break without actually smoking? sweet!
lilmarome 1 year ago
@lilmarome Hey, that's actually a great idea! Perhaps these things are good for something after all! Now I want one!
killroy42 1 year ago
I actually like electronic cigarettes, my wife doesn't bitch at me for smoking them, who cares if they still end up killing me?
BusinessIDBAI 1 year ago
my brother has this and it doesn't work lol
LittoMoonLight 1 year ago
lol
LogicalSanity 1 year ago
Why the fuck would they make an e-cigarette that doesn't contain nicotine... seriously...
puellanivis 1 year ago 7
@puellanivis
To be fair, it didn't say that these were nicotine-free in the commercial.
Vinifera7 1 year ago
@Vinifera7 but that still leaves the question... why would you make an e-cigarette that doesn't contain nicotine. That's what causes the cigarette cravings, that's what is actually addictive... wtf?
puellanivis 1 year ago
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puellanivis 1 year ago
oregano DOES smell like pot when ya burn it :\
JakeDaSnakeFilms 1 year ago
sweet Im going to get them for the kids....
gobblegobblechew 1 year ago
I think you underestimate Glenn Beck's ability to contradict himself ;).
MyPisceanNature 1 year ago 49
They actually work it has pure Nicotine in them. It would be like a pure thc joint.
mikepike25 1 year ago
@mikepike25 for the 50th time, NOT THIS PRODUCT...THIS THING HAS 0% NICOTINE.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago 3
apparently they work, my brother's friend uses em and he went from a pack and a half to only 5 cigs a day
FatGuyWithAKatana 1 year ago
@FatGuyWithAKatana Apparently your friend is human cause the placebo effect got him. Great he smokes less, but bro I roll my own tobacco. On good days when I have the will, I can go from smoking 20ish hand rolled to 2-3 a day.
Placebo + Will-power = something
niteme 1 year ago
Wait.. water vapor in your lungs? Doesn't that cause pneumonia?
Manoichan 1 year ago
This actually makes sense. Most smokers are not only addicted to smoking, they're also addicted to the ACT of smoking. It's pavlovian. It's the same reason heroin addicts shoot up water when they don't have anything. It might be overpriced, but it's not like it's totally illogical.
stuckvanilla 1 year ago
Oray-g'no?
Fucking yanks
;-)
Klingschor 1 year ago
I just chew some Lancaster or Levi Garrett. The ladies love it and there's no spit ban!
elsquibbs 1 year ago
I've seen someone smoke oregano, it did not end well.
XAxNINJAxKITT3NX 1 year ago
I'm normally a reasonable peaceful sort of fellow but trading my stash stash for oregano is serious fightin' words. Come armed or don't come at all. :):):)
macnutz 1 year ago
just hearing all the NYc bullshit on there new smoking bans. people just love to give back freedom.
freethinker3161 1 year ago
looks like you don't know what an e-cig really is. that particular product might be overpriced crap but there are great ecig products on the market. btw I do agree with the general idea of those commercials being full of shit.
zygi22 1 year ago
@zygi22, i'm with you the electronic cigs i've seen over here vaporise nicotine. You get your hit but don't have all the annoying stuff about smouldering shredded tobacco wrapped in paper to get there. I wil admit that smoking is usually about the whole experience but i'd pick one of these things over anxious hours in a smoke-free airport after check in, the flight and baggage pick-up with no release. Maybe Coctopus jumped too soon on this one, maybe the product is shit- we'll know soon enough.
fomoran 1 year ago
i take it all back some random black guy said it was cool
SuperTheguy1234 1 year ago 2
And I thought you had kicked your crippling herbs and spices addiction...
ProphetTenebrae 1 year ago
Its funny how similar inhaler commercials in canada are about quitting smoking. And this american version is about smoking conveniently.
PremusRed 1 year ago
so why kill your lungs, and eventually quit, and save a shit load of money. I don't care what any fucking person says, I have never heard one person say 5 years after smoking that they loved there decision to smoke cigarettes. I can't believe people smoking cigarettes are complaining about people trying to help them get off of something they didn't want in the first place. It was you choice to start smoking don't down people because they aren't with you on it.
AstrophelTDeath 1 year ago
@AstrophelTDeath You don't get it... this is another bullshit product, just like nicotine patches and gum. The fact of the matter is, the difficulty of quitting smoking is overblown by pussy smokers who don't actually want to quit, the media, and corporations looking to cash in on their heartless, half-assed attempts at quitting. I quit cold turkey after over a year of hard smoking, and my old man did the same before me after 45 years of 1 1/2 packs a day. Desire to quit is all it comes down to.
pumarunner88 1 year ago
@pumarunner88 Yeah they are all bullshit products. But quitting is not that easy to quit, you and you dad are one of many people. Some people are not smoking 1 1/2 packs a day some are smoking 3 packs a day, I have seen people not have cigarettes and just lay in bed all day for that reason. It's been proven that cigarettes are one of the most additive substances right now today. My dad never smoked a day in his life until 6 years ago to prove a point and has been smoking them ever since.
AstrophelTDeath 1 year ago
@AstrophelTDeath If you want to quit, just do so.
I was smoking for 8 years. When I decided to quit, I did it. Cold turkey. I don't smoke anymore and I don't have to avoid other smokers. It's over three years now.
The point is that you don't need some bullshit products, just a little bit of willpower. Not much, just enough to get you through the first month. And if you can't do that, then I'm sorry, but you are a pussy. Bullshit products won't change that.
Kuba022 1 year ago
@Kuba022 I am a pussy , I never got addicted to cigarettes. Never said that I did. But you have to understand you are only one person, not everyone is you, Some people rely on cigarettes. Getting off an addiction is about will power but some people can't do it just from sheer will power. If you can't understand that then you are stubborn and ignorant. And I am a pussy ? Really at least I didn't get addicted to the things for 8 years.
AstrophelTDeath 1 year ago
@Kuba022 I am a pussy , I never smoked a cigarette a day in my life.. Never said that I did. But you have to understand you are only one person, not everyone is you, Some people rely on cigarettes. Getting off an addiction is about will power but some people can't do it just from sheer will power. If you can't understand that then you are stubborn and ignorant. And I am a pussy ? Really at least I didn't get addicted to the things for 8 years. So fuck you.
AstrophelTDeath 1 year ago
@AstrophelTDeath For the record I wasn't talking about you personally. Nicotine gums, patches or e-cigarettes only work if someone really wants to quit. No product will do the quitting for someone. And if a person really wants to quit, they don't need any aids.
Did you ever see this kind of strategy with other addictions? Did you ever hear about a tweaker who "quits" meth, by gradually taking less and less meth?
Kuba022 1 year ago
@Kuba022 I never said that that the product will make them quit, but it will help them. Addiction is about 20 % physical and 80% mental. All those things will help them quit, but your right they can only do it on there own. There are people that can just quit cold turkey, off of any drugs. There are people out there that can quit cold turkey off of Heroin. So does that mean everyone should do it that way. No! Its a matter of personal preference. Yes I have seen this.
AstrophelTDeath 1 year ago
@Kuba022 People who are addicted to pills, get prescribed less and less does's in order to gently land into there withdrawal, its called weening. And we are talking about cigarettes,not meth, don't stray from the subject. We were talking about the e cigarette which doesn't have nicotine in it. Its is mearly a mental strategy for quitting, smoking something is a large reason why alot of people smoke. Don't be stupid, really addiction to cigarettes is alot less concerning than meth addiction.
AstrophelTDeath 1 year ago
You're not smoking steam though, are you? Isn't it mainly nicotine?
wretcherwretch 1 year ago
@wretcherwretch It's mainly vaporized water (steam) with a little nicotine in it. My friend who smoked for quite some time bought one just to see what it was like, and I've taken a few drags. E cigs suck. Either smoke, or don't.
pumarunner88 1 year ago
@pumarunner88
To the best of my knowledge it's mainly a quitting tool anyway (a great idea in that regard in my opinion). I suppose if you want to smoke then the real thing's "better", but it also has that whole "tar and other poisons leading to cancer" thing going on.
wretcherwretch 1 year ago
The thing is those are better for you. Because most people start smoking out of habit. They smoke weed, and everyone of my friends say they started smoking cigarettes just to have something to smoke. Well those are something to smoke that can have menthol taste, for alot of people its not just nicotine they are addicted to its the habit of actually having smoke to inhale. So fucking stick a piece of nicotine gum in your mouth get a electronic cigarette, your spending the money anyways.
AstrophelTDeath 1 year ago
@AstrophelTDeath I've done plenty of smoking in my day, and let me assure you that the difficulty of quitting is vastly overrated. What it all comes down to is whether or not you want to or not. If you don't really want to, you will fail. If you do want to, then all you need to do is stop asking for cigs each time you hit the gas station. It's really that simple.
pumarunner88 1 year ago
I knocked back a pack of cigarettes a day for over year. I quit simply by going cold turkey. I've had some occasionally while wasted since then, but honestly, the difficulty of quitting smoking is immensely overrated. All you need is to actually want to quit, and then just do it. This "it's more addictive than heroine!" crap is a load of horse shit. If you wanna smoke, smoke, if you're a smoker and you wanna quit, quit being a pussy and just stop doing it. It's not that hard.
pumarunner88 1 year ago
@pumarunner88 Cold turkey only works for a small demographic. People who do manage to cold turkey tend to also not be genetically deficient in dopamine production (among other factors). Considering your father did the same thing, I'd betting that had more to do with it than a simple desire to quit.
I quit after 17 years of heavy smoking, and it sure the fuck wasn't as simple or easy as you make it out to be.
tiggeromega 1 year ago
You still managed to politicize it a bit. Enh, I liked the politics, though.
dildace 1 year ago
I know this was a comedy video - so I'm not trying to nitpick too much - but people that are concerned about their health but want to "suck on something" - I don't see why they shouldn't try it.
godshiva 1 year ago
the funny thing about his is that the FDA want to banned this because they say it is there is a small risk your health. They think it is better banned something then risk a product that might harm you a little bit than in the long term.
Djarms67 1 year ago
Snus. Nuff said.
steffenml 1 year ago
I smoke water every time I take a hot shower.
It's much cheaper to inhale water vapor in the shower.
Showers: Just like the real thing!
Morrakiu 1 year ago
BTW its not water. Its either vegetable glycerin, Propylene Glycol, or a mixture of the two with some flavoring, and nicotine. The stuff is super cheap to make yourself, but it is a wee bit on the dangerous side, as sickness and even death are a real risk when dealing with high concentrations of nicotine. On a side not I can make gum too, for a few cents a piece.
ramshaka 1 year ago
I LOL'd. It reminds me of Louis Black's rant on Lactose free milk.
4jonah 1 year ago
I can just imaging being in a public no-smoking zone and having to explain "no, these are okay because it's just water vapor! hurp-de-durp!"
Vinifera7 1 year ago 25
@Vinifera7
Just in case the law didn't stop you, now you can not smoke in public out of shame.
MyOldName 1 year ago
No one notice that they recommend this to your family?
Synist3Twist 1 year ago
I first tested my homemade vaporizer on oregano.
Bad idea.
JimHisself 1 year ago
Did you ever stop to think that maybe those paid actors have a point?
554466551 1 year ago
Man, this is the smoothest water vapor I've ever smoked.
BTW, that oregano looked like it was too much effort.
fedos 1 year ago
Ha they play this commercial on the radio alll the time!
Hey I kept many a kids from doing drugs by selling them oregano :}
JusticePetitioner 1 year ago
Nicotineless cigarettes! How have these not caught on before?!?
cincofone 1 year ago
@cincofone
Good News! Cigarette Juice!
Mattm1986 1 year ago
@Mattm1986 You are so awesome.
But you see Cinco still provides you with all of the tobacco goodness through their advanced extraction techniques. That's Cinco quality for you.
Thanks Cinco!
cincofone 1 year ago
WoW, Smoking Water. Not only for Chuck Norris anymore.
TheAmazingSatirist 1 year ago
Actually I think it has more than just water, it more than likely has addictive chemicals.
madjimms 1 year ago
Nice piece!
J33zyCr33zy 1 year ago
Maybe they put something in that water vapor that makes them stupid.
voyzovrezon 1 year ago
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TheBoxXITG 1 year ago
@TheBoxXITG educate yourself at their website.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime
Oops my bad. There are similar products that do contain nicotine though, and I wrongly assumed that this was one of them.
TheBoxXITG 1 year ago
I tried SmokeAssist, cost like $200, batteries stopped working after 2 days with the recharger, you go into withdrawal too, doesn't give you the same level of nicotine.
TheIntolerantAtheist 1 year ago
Man, there are some bad companies out there, but don't knock the e-cigs to much. I've managed to quit smoking with them. I, however, mix my own "juice", and I also built my own rig. Vapes all day, on rechargeable AAA batteries, built for about 9 bucks, and my own juice @ about 20mg/ml of nicotine is about a buck a day. Been off analogs for about a month, and loving it,,,,, really. Check out the E-cig forum for more GOOD info. Just Google it.
ramshaka 1 year ago
the three dislikes are from people who don't smoke oregano
warpedwiselegoman 1 year ago