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  • you are awesome. the end.  lmfao!

  • cut your hair

  • If i were to have a pint with anyone (even though i don't drink) it would be this guy ;3 he's opinionated without being ass-y about it XD

  • you remind me soo much of my brother! you have the same personality...and you look a LITTLE alike. 5:45-6:10 was hilarious! it was something he would say lol

  • I like the part where you talk about her response and saying that you're close minded. You have read the series, you know your stuff, that's not close minded. It's funny because she in fact is the close minded one for not only automatically calling anyone who hasn't read/doesn't like Twilight a moron, but also because she probably hasn't or will ever read Bram Stoker's novel and thus has no idea what she's talking about. Bitch needs to branch out and read some worthwhile literature.

  • Twilight: Teen sensation? Or an actual plot by the alien Stephen Meyers to take over the world through amassing teenager marketing skills and pop-culture?

    Hint: The second one makes more sense then any of the books/movies.

  • Thank God some one with sense and a working brain =)

  • you're smart guy, really :) Also, I've heard Stephanie Mayer doesn't have an editor...because apparently Bella makes pancakes on 1 page and Charlie is eating cereals on 2nd (i haven't read, just heard). I'm not really sure how did the book leak. I think she was probably bitching because some fans read that leaked and weren't impressed too much.

  • ....Words of wisdom.

  • OMG! 5:45-6:11 i was cracking up laughing!!!! "get a doll and lace it in crystal meth and just LICK IT!!" ahahah!!!

  • YEAH! Right on! >:3

  • why are taking the words from my brain! i bow to you

  • I salute you!

  • DON'T BE MATURE DUR HURR

  • oddly enough, this rant/debate that ive been into (S. King stephanie meyer, twilight, etc) there are a lot of extremely stupid twilight fans

  • man this guy is just so chill about it and soo fricken smart that i end my anti twilight rant. he cures me of my anger on this subject

  • Nuttymadam3575 In A Nutshell.

    This guy said it himself: 5:29

    "That's called being a bitch. Being a stupid bitch."

  • alright you speak my mind there keep going!

  • Lol Epic Win!! XD You nailed it, long hair dude xD

  • i don't get why bella is in such a rush to change

  • .....OMG ur so right...... XD

    no wonder u told me to watch ur videos!!!

    and the thing bout renesme was soooo funny XD

  • I...I think I love you. Mostly for the Crystal Meth Renesemee bit, but I really do love you. Will you marry me?

  • Polygamy, anyone?

  • Your little bit on Renesme was awesome!

  • Well, I heard her say that she gave copies to several people inculiding RPattz. So I think Rob leaked it. >: D For the lulz.

  • I completely agree with you!

  • You, my good sir, are made of win =D

  • CN U SPEL!? LOLOLOLO~

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  • Finally! Somebody said it! If every popular and/or overrated author, singer, artist, got butthurt after something of theirs got leaked, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING!

  • OOMMGG! That was an awesome speech XD! This went right to my favirotes.

  • this just made my day.. thanks

  • I really don't get what the big deal about Twilight is.

  • D:

    I think it looks good that way

  • Yeah >: O

  • i cracked up when you talked about the baaby!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!!! a doll, cover it with meds and lick it!!!!! btw, even though i read the books, and i love them, i always thought stephenie meyer was a bitch. since i saw the first interview and heard her talk i was like ....bitch. oh, well.

  • When I get flames, I ask them if they can elaborate, that usually shuts them up.

  • You are still the man.

  • It frightened me too, brah. It frightened us all.

  • true. i'm gonna need therapy.....T-T

  • You are the internet Jesus. 'Nuf said.

  • I agree with every word you say, and I'm a Twilight fan (which is probably the result of being a teenage girl).

    I'm surprised Nutty can even read, she's so fucking retarded.

  • You're wonderful. I appreciate your logical, thoughtful responses to an otherwise sad, delusional individual . I couldn't have said it better.

    For someone to say that they read solely books that are "new and decent" is the most close-minded, pigheaded thing I've ever heard. Any of the writing that we see today would be nonexistent without those stories, and as a writer, I recognize that. Those who don't need to promptly pull their head from their ass.

    You, my friend, are win :)

  • Amen to your comment on J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter. One of the things that I most love about J.K. is that she's not afraid to kill her characters for the sake of Harry's development and to move the story forward. The story contains a war, and of course there's going to be casualties. That's one of the MANY things I hate about the Twilight series. In a war scenario, people are going to die on both sides.

  • She's going to die alone. Who cares.

  • I love you.

    I am actually a fan of Twilight. But I love to poke fun at it too, because I believe it has some serious 'WTF' moments- e.g, Bella's long proses about Edward, the SPARKLING... but something about it has an addictive quality for the teenage girl, which is, well, what I am. I think I more like the idea of Twilight than the actual delivery of it. I think Stephanie had some good base ideas but lacks delivery. Crap, I'm outta space. But you get the jist, no?

    I love you. Amazing videos.

  • The most logical argument I've heard in weeks. Well done, sir, you win one internets.

    Also, Bram Stoker is the dude. And I don't think Nutty would know literature if Emma Woodhouse walked up and slapped her in the face.

  • I think that she should meet her idol. Meyer tells her to fuck off and that she is fucking mental......end of story. Bitch kills herself by ripping herself apart and burning herself.

  • WORD!!

  • I think I love you.

  • I'm glad that Meyer gives up on Midnight Sun because the world doesn't need another trash for people to read.

  • Yeah I read Chapter 1-12...ouch...

  • You know, the Twilight series, for me, is that one thing I HATE to like. Not love. Just like. I mean, I did enjoy the series, I guess, but it is a shit book overall. 90% of it is written describing how "beautiful" Edward is. No description, no fucking thought on the storyline AT ALL. Stephenie Meyer just knew that she would get 1000's of fucking 12-year-olds to obsess over the book because 0MGzZZZzZ!!11 it has a H@WT!!1 vampire in it. So she wrote it and got exactly what she wanted-- money.

  • you are amazing... nuff said <3 lol

  • still winner.

  • hallucination baby xDD

  • Dude, you ROCK. She is just so annoying. She deletes comments that don't please her and she says she RESPECTS other opinions. AS IF!

  • thankyou thankyou thankyou.

    I thought that girl was a complete psycho, when I first saw her (not 'cause of what she looked like), but the face that she was yelling at people for not liking it.

    some people are calling the twilight movie the 'greatest movie ever', what a load of shit.

    I saw it, bored me to death

    Nothing happens and the girl playing bella is the worst actor I have seen in a 'major' motion picture and nothing happens for about 3 quarters of the movie just like in the novel

  • my god, you are just epic.

    you just stated the exact same points as me when explaining this whole thing to my sister about the leaked books-

    ie JK ROWLING HAS A PAIR.

    she was only upset because her fans would have had the book ruined for them.

    Meyer is totally selfish, and the fact that she refuses to release this book which will obviously do just as well as her others shows that the woman doesn't give a shit about her devote fanbase-

  • -ily.

    'I'm acting intelligent';

    'I'm acting smart'

    I laughed so hard at this, I hope theres a video about her new replies.

    cause they'll probably be just as... imaginative.

    x o

  • "Maybe you should stop taking drugs." You are brilliant finally someone who sees the truth about those awful books and your points are solid. YOU WIN!

  • I love you. XDD I cracked up so many times . . .

  • You are SO right about the leak stuff. Meyer needs to get over herself.

    When I hear people say, "Twilight is the new HP" I lose all faith in humanity.

  • Uh, I wouldn't call Stoker's Dracula "a romance story" unless you count the very, very crappy movie. Closest you can get is a sexcapade (at least, my dear Prof changed my thoughts of the story into that) with lots and lots of lust+phallic images thanks to staking (I can NEVER watch Buffy the same thanks to my Prof corrupting it).

  • PS--not sure if you are in college or in high school but PLEASE JOIN THE DEBATE TEAM! They need a critical thinker like you! Anyone else agree?

  • Sweety, you do not look but about maybe 17-20? and I ,as one of those "old" 39 year old people(Still doing Yoga, rocker, snowboarder, love Parkour,etc) was so very impressed and thought you used critical thinking, honest retorts and sounded so very intelligent. I hope she listens to you. You show that age does not matter in evaluating books,reading and people's attitudes. Kudos to you!

  • I friggen love you, dude. Your counter-arguments are great.

  • You did a real live "FFFFFFFFFFFF", awesome.

  • You are a beacon of hope in these Twilight times

  • I admire you

  • HAHA

  • This dude is 20 shades of awesome!

  • hahahahahaha. i love this video response. dude, lacing the baby doll with crystal meth is a good idea. imma tell that to my gonzo druggie friend. and oh man, you are a reader indeed. i feel ya dude. nutty madam is living up to her name. there is no point in educating unwilling ignoramuses.

  • Kudos dude. Well said. Mature too, and not just fattybashing. Though it would do her good to lay off the twinkies.

  • "And Just LICK it! and then you'll have your hallucinations from your baby! and that'll be the same thing as Renesmee." lmao! WIN.

  • Your videos were AMAZING.

  • YOU...ARE...AWESOME! I really admire how you're mature about this. :D

  • I love you!

  • You, sir, are awesome.

  • Dear God man, you are my new hero. This was both hilarious, well done, and intelligent. I would have your babies that don't eat and shit.

  • Nuttymadam does not understand how the internet works. If you cause drama, you will be made fun of. Simple as that. She does not understand the concept of having an opinion. Thank you for saying everything out loud that I had in my mind. Kudos to you Mr. Jeremy.

  • Someone probably already mentioned this but the book got leaked because SMeyer was handing out copies like they were candy.

    She brought this on herself.

  • @AnthyFromTheDead Really? O_O if she did then..... i don't even wanna think about what kind of airy-fairy, drug & softcore tween porn-induced mess her head must be in XP

    and so begins the ass-rape of literature :P

  • Dude, I am on your side 100%.

  • hahah.

    that was great.

  • You almost lost me on the last one, but you came around and manned up. But lets face it, shes a fat fuck, no offense intended to her, but she is, and you know you thought the exact same thing when you saw her.

  • that was...fucking awesome. You tell her, man!

  • Boy I think I love you.

  • Here you go, have five stars.

    Not the most charismatic guy on youtube, but the points you're making are very good.

  • wicked, you are excellent

  • Mimicking so many others already, I take my hat off to you!

  • Dead on. Renessesme should not exist. I don't know what fucked-up biology class Meyer had in school, but venom is not the same as semen. They're two entirely different fluids! And where would the sperm itself come from if the venom normally floods his mouth like it says in the draft of Midnight Sun? Would that mean he's got semen in his mouth the entire...oh god, I need to stop before I vomit. Meyer...what the fuck? I noticed not even fans at Twilight Lexicon can figure it out.

  • first Laurel K Hamilton is not nice anymore, she has become really arrogant and her books suck now. Watch True blood :) lots of good PROPER VAMPIRE action, I get sick of all these pretty rich dazzling angsty vampires. At least Lestat knew what he was, Edward is not even a proper vamp...

  • Also, Older books are probably more DECENT, you know?

    I agree, of course it'll be leaked, there's millions of twerds worldwide..

  • I don't mind all Twilight fans, it was an Ok book..but I do mind the crazy ones.

    Nuttymadam = is the kind of person who would believe fantasy films - like 300, were based on fact and real history.

    Note - if bram is old, there are plenty of new decent vamp books. Go read Anne Rice, or first LKH books, sookie stakehouse series. Many more...oh wait too complex for her!

    She needs to read a book where characters actually have some depth, and not just 'dazzle pretty' cut out's.

  • Oh yeah, the first Laurel K Hamilton books were cool, but the last ones were pretty much porn with 2-3 page plot chapters sporadically in the book.

  • Some people....Twilight fangirls -crazy stupid. JKR is amazing, any author would not punish her fans for her own work being leaked. That is SM's fault! suck it up biatch. Dan Brown got arrested, he did not cry. Jeezus Twilight is so overrated it's not funny.

  • this should prove that Linkin Park doesn't have similarities with the Twilight series

    when Linkin Park's third album was leaked online before it's release, the guys didn't say "oh, we're gonna quit making music cuz our fans betrayed us"

    honestly, they said 'listen to the tracks in the right order because it'll sound better and make more sense that way'

    if there's one thing you can say about LP, it's that the band members AREN'T assholes

  • You sir, continue to be awesome.

  • You, sir, are an awesome individual.

  • Oh my God.

    I'm in love with you. I'm seriously in love with you.

  • thank you.

  • Ditto.

    Seriously, just....I can't agree with you more. I can't elaborate on what you said. I just completely agree.

    Especially on the part about J.K. Rowling. You were simply dead on.

  • You are right on.

    ...That's all I have to say :3

  • Fucking hilarious. I now have a vision of nuttymadam licking a meth encrusted plastic baby.

  • LOL, I love you.

    The best video response to that crazy girl Ive ever seen.

    You should win the nobel prize!

  • You are right on. The open mindedness, Dracula (Although I prefer Frankenstein), babies, being a total bitch... Everything. And not only are you smart, you're so funny. I'm totally suscribing to you. Please make more. You're totally awesome.  - Colleen Maria

  • And damnit I gotta comment again: "People love it because they dont have to think very much..."

    Damnit you couldnt make a better point.

    2: "You didnt like the book, that makes you a wank... That makes you a BITCH!" XD damnit.

    "I could use it instead of drugs... maybe you should stop taking drugs" :D hahah.

    Bloody hell, I could go on, your vid is just too bitchslaping.

    Really, really love it.

  • "Wh...at the fuck! Seriously..." XD That was funny.

    I'll tell you,sugesting Dracula to such a retard is useless.There are dozents of highly educated people who had trouble with reading Dracula, it's a very hard read. Just because it's a vampire novel, doesnt make it in any way similar to Twatlight, better sugest Ana Karenjina to this nutcase or something less hard but still highly regarded.

    Your vid is awesome, but you waste too much politeness,it wont be apreciated or recognised by that lard.

  • your awesome!! u made my day i swear!

  • you're my hero.

  • I have to say you thought yourself out pretty well. I wish I wasn't a lamer and could rant on youtube like you! Good job dude- :)

  • Love you. Lol.

    Thanks. You rock. =)

  • Thank you for sticking it to that brainwashed bitch!!!

  • OMG.

    Crystal Meth baby is the singularly funniest thing I've heard all year.

    Rock on. =D

  • Thank you for showing there are intelligent people on the internet!! You rock.

  • Totally agree with you about Dracula-that's an awesome book, I reread it every now and again.

  • oh, and twilight isnt a vampire love novel. its a love novel with a vampire thrown into the mix. a totally unrealistic vampire, mind you. vampires need to drink human blood.

  • Wonderful! I really needed to hear this. You Sir have officially made my day!

  • You sir...are awesome. You talk about everything one of my best friends and I believe in. Good writing, maturity, and open mindedness. I have been watching this girl's videos and I just wonder how someone could get so consumed into something, like a book series, and go completely bonkers over it. Like you said in your previous video, IT'S A BOOK. There is a difference between being a big fan of something, and being totally obsessed with it. It's just not healthy...

  • You're my best friend ^_^

  • *points*

    you and me sir.

    we're gonna make babies.

    oh, and are you a /b/tard? cause you seem like you would be :P

  • I think I fancy you. Shame about your "Im straight" comment. Fantastic argument. <3

  • Dude you are like...my hero now =3

    And im interested since I didnt catch exactly what you had said in the beginning, what was an awesome vampire romance story? I'm curious to know. I would like to read this =3

  • XD I loved it when you pointed at the camera. LOL you rule.

  • I think I want to marry you. Lol. I liked both responses to this girl. Great job and made of pure win.

  • Well will follow you in your 'shut the hell up' beliefs like pilgrims

  • Also joining the people who agree with you here, you made a lot of good points.

    Just one more thing about J.K. Rowling not being selfish about the HP books - many of them got leaked, and she even went through a year long court battle over them because someone accused her of plagiarisms - yet she still kept on writing. Compared to that, I'm surprised that a single leak stopped Myer from finishing the book. It's like she never really cared about getting it published, if she gave up that easily.

  • you're a BAMF

    Like I like Twilight, but I understand that from a literay POV they are shit.

    Cyrstal Meth babies. that was pure win

  • Good job kid.

  • i applaud your eloquence.

    lol @ "she can't find one she's too fat hurr hurr hurr"

    you are the kind of mature, intelligent person that is more than welcome at nuttymadam's angels

  • I think I love you.

    you are made of pure win.

  • I think I love you. Have my babies.

  • OH MY GOD.

    Crystal Meth babies are my new favorite thing.

    You're goddamn brillant, jesus christ.

  • u SIR

    are amazing

    over 9000 internets to you

  • u sure

    are amazing

    9000 internets to you!

  • THIS!

    *clapclapclap*

  • Thank you for both videos! Very well said, and I agree with you all the way.

  • Your first video was better, but I sympathize that teh crazy had worn you down by the time you did this one. XD So what romance series do you recommend? Just curious! I normally read long historical fiction.

  • I laughed so much at this one. You really know how to deliver a bitch-slap. THANK you.

    CLAP

    CLAP

    CLAP

    CLAP

  • You sir are awesome! Mega props.

  • You kick ass.

  • you are so awesome

  • Hahaha, like others have said... you're my hero <3

  • I kinda like you?

  • I liked your last video more.The angles did you a lot of justice, and the echo effect was cool. Totally agree, though.

  • Top score and fucking A spot on not much else i can say

  • Amazing. Truly.

  • You are my hero. Marry me please.

  • A-fucking-men. Thank you for this!

  • I want your children, dude.

    I agree with everything you just said.

    But I'm one of those chicks who hate to love Twilight, ha :)

  • LMAO.

    You're my hero. End of story.

  • seriously, join twatlight, we love you there =)

  • *nodnod* Yes. yes we do. :D

  • If you don't join Twatlight, I will cry...

  • A win that is both, le pwn, and also it's more eloquent and mature that most of us can probably formulate while holding back the urge to fire off a harpoon in her wide- okay okay, I'm walking away from the computer now.

    GG Yomikitsune!

  • You are amazing. Thanks for making these videos, because someone needs to put a leash on her and smack her with some "classic lit". Because SMeyer fails in her homage's to them.

  • You're awesome. And more mature and eloquent than I ever could be.

  • You have provided more win against her. Thank you Yomikitsune0.

  • Yay more win ^_^

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