One of my favorite jokes from this routine is "Can you cure our son's blindness? and we would love some shelves right here. Of course we would love for our son to be able to see those shelves" classic Gaffigan
I'm a non-believer but personally, I think preaching that there is no God is as bad as preaching that there is one. I have my views and I keep them to myself. Why do I care what others think? Granted, I never had an atheist come to my door and try and convince me that his views were correct and that I should adopt them but I have had mormons, jehovahs and evangelicals to my door. But it irritates me that atheist groups are now trying to hang billboards and stuff...that's preaching.
@toolff83 I appreciate and respect your opinion but 1 this is just comedy ya'know? 2 preaching there is no god doesnt inspire hatred toward jews and homosexuals, doesnt state humans are incapable of morality or compassion, or state that you should live your life from sex to diet based on the preachers belief and 3 Most of the billboards and signs ive have seen stem from government favoring one religion,or all religions, over atheism
People take this stuff wayyyyy too seriously... It's just a comedy sketch, not a brunt against religion. And guess what everybody, God loves all of us, INCLUDING Jim Gaffigan despite his jokes! Oye... :P
Meh I don't mean to take it seriously. It's just some of the things that some of these people leave on the comments really irritates me. I don't mean to sound hypocritical, but I just want to enjoy some comedy, and not get involved in a back and forth argument with an athiest. It gets ugly, and plus I don't really care anymore, I wanna have a laugh.
I was uncomfortable clicking this, just because I wasn't sure what it could possibly be about (besides the obvious)...now I have a horrible conscience...
@archbishop09 will be surprised when he stands in front of Almighty God and tries to explain this. Can you explain why all over the world only God and the name of Jesus Christ are taken in vain. Why not Buddah? Explain...
@chrishixx Well it's a bit hard to blaspheme the name of a person who never claimed to be divine. But if it makes you feel better, I've worked with several fundamentalist christians that insulted the buddha and buddhism.
@UTGTYPE96sniper He has a great range! he has to femine voice, his annoyed audience member voice, his Brooklyn accent, his Boston accent, his Devil voice, and on and on. Gaffigan cant be underestimated!
Seriously, calm down a bit. Not one of you can know for sure whether God exists or not and whether Heaven and Hell exist or not. Nobody (excluding Jesus, he's an uncertain case) has returned from death to tell us whether those things exist. So basically, it's pointless to argue which is correct, atheism or Christianity. They both can be wrong, and that's an option too. Personally, I don't follow Christianity, but I don't say whether God exists or not.
Oh come on, I'm christian and I'm amture enough to take a joke about my beliefs. Plus I know Jesus is much more mature than me so I think he can take a joke too.
Comedians are good until they make fun of JESUS and the christian religion. This guy can make fun all he wants until the day of judgment. I truly feel sorry for him.
@ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe i feel sorry that you were born without a sense of humor and for believing in an imaginary ghost called "God" that is vengeful, spiteful, savage and oppressive towards his own creations. If this judgement you believe in existed, and this idea of heaven and hell, I hope I'm sent to hell with Gaffigan because hell will have much better comedians than heaven, the party will be downstairs!
@toolff83 "Dear friends do not be surprised at the painful trial you are suffering as though something strange were happening to you but rejoice that you may participate in the sufferings of Christ so that you may be overjoyed when his glory is revealed" Jesus suffered on the cross for us so why not do all we can for Him?? God created us so he can do whatever he wants. Would you die on a cross for someone and not expect anything back? I DONT THINK SO.
@ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe Wow you actually removed my comment? The one about keeping your sorry to yourself? Some gut you got there!! And i know your not talking bout my God because my God is Awesome and does not degrade his people. Why do you think technology is rising? And if u don't know God personally than keep your mouth shut please. Once you meet him and experience his mercy then you may say whatever you please.
@toolff83 So keep your sorry to yourself sir. You can use it on judgement day. You'll need it. Thank you very much. God Bless You. Jesus Loves You Unconditionally. (and i am VERY happy that i was born into a christian family that taught me who and what to live for unlike atheists who just LIVE with no purpose at all) (p.s there a MILLIONS of other ways to be humorous without hating on God; Dane Cook, Angela Johnson, and many more :)
@PonDeWorld We function perfectly thanks for asking by the way. With God everything functions normally so no worries. But the question is how do you function sir?
Catholic mass really is the most boring congregation I've ever attended. After a year or so, you've completely memorized what the preist is going to say. It can be memorized because the ceremony is the exact same. The songs, the sayings, the rituals... It seems more for show than anything else.
I have a feeling that the comments below this one deal with some sort of religious debate of some kind. Call it a hunch. Relax and calm down. This is hilarious.
His religion jokes on King Baby are just as hilarious. I love how he talks about his wife dragging him to mass and when its over she's like "Let's stay another hour and talk to the weirdest people here!" lol so true
just so we're clear: atheists are not better than everybody else. Even Dawkins, whom I respect, acts like such an arrogant ass. You have your beliefs. Religious people have theirs.
@MrDgaf12345 How do you know someone is a Atheist? They will tell you it. Would think atheism is a religion, when so many people feel important to show how they are right and others are wrong.
@motti15 full of hate? no, i'm just a more rational person than you and it's very easy to debunk the bible. your religion is essentially based on nothing, you know
@MrDgaf12345 It's because you don't believe is why you think it's not real. Maybe it's the only reason why it's the biggest religion in the world. I feel sad for you that you honestly believe there is nothing afterwards, but good luck in thinking you were just randomly created out of nothing and that "science" proves everything. Science can only prove so much, and there are things that happen in life that can't be explained. Good luck to you.
Actually if I am correct, he is an athiest, but does not abide by the term. He claims to not believe in G-d, but he fights against him. He does believe in G-d, he just chooses not to follow the path of G-d. Dgaf12 also believes that those who believe in G-d are inferior to those who hold an intellectual thought: "You're too stupid to know what if best for you, or what is right."
To understand the athiest mind is to have been one yourself, or to have been friends with one.
Actually if I am correct, he is an athiest, but does not abide by the term. He claims to not believe in G-d, but he fights against him. He does believe in G-d, he just chooses not to follow the path of G-d. Dgaf12 also believes that those who believe in G-d are inferior to those who hold an intellectual thought: "You're too stupid to know what if best for you, or what is right."
To understand an athiest, you need to know the theory of athiesm, and its practice.
@Mage13246 wow athiesm is nothing why people makin that sound like a religion all it means is we dont belive in god because we know why the earth is round and the sky is blue gods just a bigger version of santa think about it if ur bad u goto hell if ur bad u get nothing for chrsitmas its just a way to control people
I didn't say it was. I am not athiest I am just saying athiests tend fight against what they don't believe in. If they don't believe in it why do they fight it? I laugh at the fact that you thought I was athiest. I just made a contradiction about how they think, and how they practice.
Oh...and I didn't think before typing...you are an athiest. For second there you sounded religious. You keep claiming to not believe in religion, and think it's a way to control us, why do you keep fighting against it. Obviously you believe in it. If you don't like it, leave us the hell alone ok?
Oh and thanks for giving me more material than I need: You obviously believe in zero morals. So...if you did something bad you don't believe that there should be a punishment? If you're good you think it doesn't matter? Being good or bad isn't a determination of whether you go to heaven, or hell. Being good is to give you the feeling that you did something nice for people. Being bad is to take away the good things from others and make them miserable just as you are.
What determines whether or not you go to heaven or hell is if you followed the laws of G-d, and tried to make amends for your sins (whatever they may be), and did you try your best to do good. Being good and doing good are somewhat different things. Doing good means, that you see someone who is poor or homeless, and you give them some food, water, clothing, maybe a little bit of change, you don't do it because you're a good or bad person, you do it because it (Cont)
It is a good thing, or something that you thought was the right thing to do at that time. Knowing that you do bad is a good indicator that "ok I am making others miserable and I will probably suffer some kind of punishment for my actions." If you don't believe that you should be punished, then you're one seriously damaged person.
@Mage13246 wow ur a fuckin joke guy just because i dont belive in god doesnt mean i dont belive in good in bad im not ganna go kick a fuckin kid in the teeth u need help im only sayin shiit because im watchin a comidian and ur ass watch talkin so much shit ur fuckin stupid u left like 100 things and none of it makes sence at all u need a helmet fuck no wounder u goto church u seem more fuckin normal there eh
@Mage13246 did u just ask that? so if i dont belive in god that means i dont no whats good and bad? ur fuckin dumb i dont belive in god because i can use my own head god a reason to explain shit over 2000years ago just like apollo and zues but people wantd to control other people even more so they came up with ur bibble just because i dont belive in god doesnt mean i dont hae any morals like ur to stupid to live look your question over again like did u ask urself it befor u said it?
nice "moral" response. If you had any decency (as you athiests say you have) would kindly disagree with your opponenet instead of saying "you're fucked" and your grammar needs work too.
@MrDgaf12345 You must be stupid. I bet you are one of those fools that think stuff just happens, and creation is just chemicals coming together randomly.
As I read about the term athiest I believe that the term in of itself refers to a person who doesn't believe in religion or G-d. You're fighting against something you claim not to be real, I guess you contradict yourself in a sense that you believe in it, you just disagree with it. So you're not fighting it, you are acknowledging people believe in these things, and you are succumb to the fact that you think that they are inferior.
@e2k42 I have THE RIGHT... to tell you whatever I please about your opinion. That's one of the great things about having freedom of speech. You get to spout off your dumbass opinion, and I get to come right back shoving my dumbass opinion down your throat. I have every right to attempt to change your opinion, as you have the right to walk away from the conversation.
@richig761 No, actually, you have the right to tell anyone whatever you please about your *own* opinion. You know jack about mine, or anyone else's you've never had an actual conversation with.
You also have the right to take yourself a seriously as you like, just don't expect anyone else to.
This is me walking away from what you call a conversation.
Yeah, Mary was raped by God and she refused to abort her illegitimate child. So we are stuck with the manger story, Too bad he wasn't brought to trial.
I like him and I think he us funny but that was not ok. You do not trash talk Jesus or God. So not ok. So not cool. He should be ashamed of himself trash talk the Lord like that.
@PrincessNicole101 I'd like for you to give an example from this 8 minute long video where he, as you put it, "trash talked" Jesus or God? Did he say anything foul about either of them? He said himself he is a Catholic. He is making very, VERY mild jokes about scenes from the Bible and he is in no way saying anything slanderous or crude about God or Jesus. Get that stick out of your ass.
".... does anything make you more uncomfortable then some stranger coming up to sayin', "hey id like to talk to you about jesus" hey easy freak i keep work at work!'
Im an atheist but I will humor the idea of hell for a second...if Jim Gaffigan is going to hell...I hope I am right behind him. Because hell is going to be HILARIOUS!
'going to hell in 2 religions' hahahahah lolololol
debrainwasher1 1 day ago
theres too much standing involved in church cant i lie down and worship? hahahahaha
Shockyshark67 4 days ago
1:44
Never knew Jim was a Final Fantasy fan.
timeparadox888 1 week ago
0:07 he-he better not...
UpsetRogue 1 week ago
Who is this?
THE DEVIL
I laughed so hard my mom thought I was choking!
thebrentboys 1 week ago 3
Hey, can we stop by Orange Julius?
That place isn't even open anymore!
jlsmith1411 1 week ago
I thought he was a Christian comic. So NOT!
gtitus09 1 week ago
You can suck all the dick and still be a virgin Merry.
Serentos3030 2 weeks ago
hahhahaha I used to go to the catholic church, he is SO right! HAHAHAH
"Who's this?"
"THE DEVIL." HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA . I died laughing at that!
MaddieCaresxD 2 weeks ago
1:23 funny shit :D
raiesdbywolves 2 weeks ago
@raiesdbywolves sorry, 1:19
raiesdbywolves 2 weeks ago
i am offended on so many different levels
brtjohnson 2 weeks ago
@brtjohnson Good. Glad to hear it.
ciaochowbella 1 week ago
I think we're all ready for a new stand up special.
BeardedCatPharoh 2 weeks ago
A comment speculating on what may be wrong with the people who disliked this video, followed by a quote from the video we all just watched
toddsquad650 2 weeks ago
Why does this one have so many more views than the others...
GIKagamine 2 weeks ago
I remember watching this stand-up on Comedy Central. Still awesome. Still hilarious.
mnash3 2 weeks ago
did i go to Wendy's twice yesterday?
TheAustenAusten 2 weeks ago 28
@TheAustenAusten Wendy's actually had this question on their facebook a month ago and like every other person commenting on it mentioned gaffigan
toolff83 1 week ago
@toolff83 LOL!!! 8D
DonnaSunAgain 1 week ago
@TheAustenAusten Whoa. According the video so did Jim! It's ALMOST as if you quoted from the video itself!
DKDonkeyThong 4 days ago
he's going to hell in 2 religions, he's practicly sprinting there!!!
UpsetRogue 2 weeks ago 35
@UpsetRogue You're going to experience pain from two things for quoting from the video. My foot in your ass. You're practically sprinting there.
DKDonkeyThong 4 days ago
This clip goes great with the the other clip where Gaffigan argues with a redneck about religion on the radio.
toolff83 3 weeks ago
only eat fish on fridays!!........unless you forget!!!
iloveevanescence1795 3 weeks ago
One of my favorite jokes from this routine is "Can you cure our son's blindness? and we would love some shelves right here. Of course we would love for our son to be able to see those shelves" classic Gaffigan
toolff83 3 weeks ago
is the ''chronologicaly accurate'' joke from daniel tosh or him ? 7:20
SuddenCry 3 weeks ago
@SuddenCry Jim was here way before tosh.
WanganAsura 3 weeks ago
This man is a Genius!
JensStarum1 3 weeks ago
@Mage13246
So if I tell you you're an idiot your response will be "I kindly disagree"?
CanoasTC 3 weeks ago
lol
thefeastingofman 3 weeks ago
I'm a non-believer but personally, I think preaching that there is no God is as bad as preaching that there is one. I have my views and I keep them to myself. Why do I care what others think? Granted, I never had an atheist come to my door and try and convince me that his views were correct and that I should adopt them but I have had mormons, jehovahs and evangelicals to my door. But it irritates me that atheist groups are now trying to hang billboards and stuff...that's preaching.
toolff83 4 weeks ago
@toolff83 I appreciate and respect your opinion but 1 this is just comedy ya'know? 2 preaching there is no god doesnt inspire hatred toward jews and homosexuals, doesnt state humans are incapable of morality or compassion, or state that you should live your life from sex to diet based on the preachers belief and 3 Most of the billboards and signs ive have seen stem from government favoring one religion,or all religions, over atheism
austingwiz1 4 weeks ago
dude, indians cant eat BEEF not MEAT, BEEF.
ankitgopinath95 4 weeks ago
If Moses was there he would be doubled over with laughter.
toolff83 1 month ago
Great sketch, real funny, but people who believe in Heaven are ignorant.
MrJoey4823 1 month ago
People take this stuff wayyyyy too seriously... It's just a comedy sketch, not a brunt against religion. And guess what everybody, God loves all of us, INCLUDING Jim Gaffigan despite his jokes! Oye... :P
TheKaykiwi 1 month ago
@TheKaykiwi
Meh I don't mean to take it seriously. It's just some of the things that some of these people leave on the comments really irritates me. I don't mean to sound hypocritical, but I just want to enjoy some comedy, and not get involved in a back and forth argument with an athiest. It gets ugly, and plus I don't really care anymore, I wanna have a laugh.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@twizzlers231 Hey man, I hate grammer, too.
brianisbs 1 month ago
You Bible nuts need to relax, or die in another Waco. I prefer the latter.
mgulotta83 1 month ago
Peter has good taste in comedy!
toolff83 1 month ago
Yeah I lied I double parked. Can we wrap this up, I'm meeting a hooker. LOL
HayForr065 1 month ago
Funnest man alive lol
ONSITEAUTOBODY 1 month ago
I was uncomfortable clicking this, just because I wasn't sure what it could possibly be about (besides the obvious)...now I have a horrible conscience...
theflyingflea 1 month ago
Moses, I've been burning some bush to. V__V
kev99nova 1 month ago
......"they wouldn't say agua..."
GoDiMoNsTeR 1 month ago
lolol awesome show .
MatthewSirwan 1 month ago
Stupid Jesus freaks always tryin to Shit on someones parade, god is a myth, nothing more
archbishop09 1 month ago
@archbishop09 oh come on, don't be that guy, were just having some fun here.
RainbowManification 1 month ago
@archbishop09 will be surprised when he stands in front of Almighty God and tries to explain this. Can you explain why all over the world only God and the name of Jesus Christ are taken in vain. Why not Buddah? Explain...
chrishixx 1 month ago
@chrishixx Well it's a bit hard to blaspheme the name of a person who never claimed to be divine. But if it makes you feel better, I've worked with several fundamentalist christians that insulted the buddha and buddhism.
Xsublime28xX 1 month ago
@archbishop09 I hate jesus freaks id like to beat the shit out of them!
DMalice24 3 weeks ago
1:42 ahahahahah peeing myself
Lilyrossseee 1 month ago
best part at 1:20 lmfao
bobbob2795 1 month ago
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smallfrye182 1 month ago
Saw him @ East Village Comedy Club in NYC...he's super funny!
arielmba 1 month ago
i love this man (no homo)
sadiel1 1 month ago
how does he do "The Devil" voice? lol i lmfao at that!
UTGTYPE96sniper 1 month ago
@UTGTYPE96sniper He has a great range! he has to femine voice, his annoyed audience member voice, his Brooklyn accent, his Boston accent, his Devil voice, and on and on. Gaffigan cant be underestimated!
toolff83 1 month ago
Seriously, calm down a bit. Not one of you can know for sure whether God exists or not and whether Heaven and Hell exist or not. Nobody (excluding Jesus, he's an uncertain case) has returned from death to tell us whether those things exist. So basically, it's pointless to argue which is correct, atheism or Christianity. They both can be wrong, and that's an option too. Personally, I don't follow Christianity, but I don't say whether God exists or not.
MrMayrakoira 1 month ago
If you don't want to go to heaven than you can go right ahead And take yourself to hell buddy ain't no one stoping you
Thescap20 1 month ago
241 people argued about being religious or not religious instead of watching the video
bradroxxursoxx 1 month ago
I am a very religious person... this stuff is freakin Gold!
ecdcheergurl96 1 month ago
LETS WRAP IT UP!!!.. I got some sitting to do!
SF3089 1 month ago
I bet some of those 240 liked this during mass.
ecdcheergurl96 1 month ago
@ecdcheergurl96 *disliked haha sorry :)
ecdcheergurl96 1 month ago
Oh come on, I'm christian and I'm amture enough to take a joke about my beliefs. Plus I know Jesus is much more mature than me so I think he can take a joke too.
TheFoilGuy 1 month ago
Comedians are good until they make fun of JESUS and the christian religion. This guy can make fun all he wants until the day of judgment. I truly feel sorry for him.
ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe 1 month ago
@ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe i feel sorry that you were born without a sense of humor and for believing in an imaginary ghost called "God" that is vengeful, spiteful, savage and oppressive towards his own creations. If this judgement you believe in existed, and this idea of heaven and hell, I hope I'm sent to hell with Gaffigan because hell will have much better comedians than heaven, the party will be downstairs!
toolff83 1 month ago
@toolff83 "Dear friends do not be surprised at the painful trial you are suffering as though something strange were happening to you but rejoice that you may participate in the sufferings of Christ so that you may be overjoyed when his glory is revealed" Jesus suffered on the cross for us so why not do all we can for Him?? God created us so he can do whatever he wants. Would you die on a cross for someone and not expect anything back? I DONT THINK SO.
ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe 1 month ago
@ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe Wow you actually removed my comment? The one about keeping your sorry to yourself? Some gut you got there!! And i know your not talking bout my God because my God is Awesome and does not degrade his people. Why do you think technology is rising? And if u don't know God personally than keep your mouth shut please. Once you meet him and experience his mercy then you may say whatever you please.
ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe 1 month ago
@ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe who are you talking to?
toolff83 1 month ago
@toolff83 YOU! Don't try to act "smart"!
ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe 1 month ago
@toolff83 So keep your sorry to yourself sir. You can use it on judgement day. You'll need it. Thank you very much. God Bless You. Jesus Loves You Unconditionally. (and i am VERY happy that i was born into a christian family that taught me who and what to live for unlike atheists who just LIVE with no purpose at all) (p.s there a MILLIONS of other ways to be humorous without hating on God; Dane Cook, Angela Johnson, and many more :)
ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe 1 month ago
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toolff83 1 month ago
@ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe How does your type function in modern society? It's baffling.
PonDeWorld 1 month ago
@PonDeWorld We function perfectly thanks for asking by the way. With God everything functions normally so no worries. But the question is how do you function sir?
ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe 1 month ago
@ViKiLoVeScHoCoLaTe My vagina serves me well, that's for sure. What about the way I speak makes you assume I'm a man?
PonDeWorld 2 weeks ago
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toolff83 1 month ago
@toolff83 Exactly. Heaven is going to be filled with people I hate! Why would I want to go there!
PonDeWorld 1 month ago
God Pocket
rq6715 1 month ago
"This guy's going to hell in two religions. He's practically sprinting there."
oldSystem 1 month ago
His Pale Force cartoons with Conan are hilarious as well.
toolff83 1 month ago
Jim Gaffigan is wicked awesome!
nirvana2165 1 month ago
"I always have that introspective look on my face like -mphm- but on the inside im like 'Did i go to wendys twice yesterday?" LOL IM PISSING MYSELF
Mctavish121 1 month ago
Okay, I'm never gonna get that "extra piece" joke. I'm apparently a moron. :D
MessengerOfDreams 1 month ago
@MessengerOfDreams It doesn't really mean anything, it's an attempt at a stupid pickup line haha!
HJG 1 month ago
"I do want everyone to feel comfortable, that's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."
One of the single best quotes I've ever heard. Why couldn't I have come up with that?
MessengerOfDreams 1 month ago 21
@MessengerOfDreams
He better not....
Fanatic2020 1 month ago
"He did a Jesus joke and he was electricuted. It was the best show I've ever seen."
The208Cook 1 month ago 38
@The208Cook And it helped my faith.
HayForr065 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@The208Cook And it helped my faith.
HayForr065 1 month ago
Oh Jim.
misscurlyqueen 1 month ago
doesn't he sound like jack black sometimes?
acardoze29 1 month ago
"Are you saying meow?"
toolff83 1 month ago 2
Friggin hilarious!
Vocalist1993 2 months ago
I'm a Catholic and I LOVE this guy!!! Funny stuff! :0)
charlottesmom 2 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
He's a terrible version of Daniel Tosh as far as I'm concerned.
haiiix3 2 months ago
@haiiix3 lol well hes been around way longer then him and he can be really funny without being totally racist or using vulgarity...
SquaidsIHave 2 months ago 3
@SquaidsIHave Vulgarity is common amongst comedians, and people who can't handle it should simply watch spongebob or some other kidfriendly show:))
haiiix3 1 month ago
@haiiix3 ... Troll.
TheYouthHeroic 1 month ago
Easy freak
Theburn77 2 months ago
Meh, leave the judgement at the door and just enjoy this one. "Oh you already know about it" LOL
Folger71 2 months ago 2
Catholic mass really is the most boring congregation I've ever attended. After a year or so, you've completely memorized what the preist is going to say. It can be memorized because the ceremony is the exact same. The songs, the sayings, the rituals... It seems more for show than anything else.
drche420 2 months ago
5:00 hahahahahhahaa omg
jrodr172 2 months ago
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jrodr172 2 months ago
I have a feeling that the comments below this one deal with some sort of religious debate of some kind. Call it a hunch. Relax and calm down. This is hilarious.
mrbossai1 2 months ago
I would kill to be able to do that breathy voice he does at 6:38..
bendamen699 2 months ago
His religion jokes on King Baby are just as hilarious. I love how he talks about his wife dragging him to mass and when its over she's like "Let's stay another hour and talk to the weirdest people here!" lol so true
toolff83 2 months ago
The best part is how he imitates what an audience member might say.
vinnyboonbots 2 months ago in playlist Jim Gaffigan 'Beyond the Pale'
Great now I want GOD POCKET! XD
mybrotherjustfarted 2 months ago 3
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mybrotherjustfarted 2 months ago
god pocket :D
hello89555 2 months ago
1:12 xDDD
BaileyBabyBear 2 months ago
Moses maybe you been burning some bush
koreanass 2 months ago
lmao @ wendy's twice in one day
JFreedom28 2 months ago
"He's practically sprinting there." Hilarious!
R2Mintus 2 months ago
Gaffigan is the man! This is brilliant.
MuzzafuzzaGaming 2 months ago
"I'm the Son o' God" he sounds like Larry the Cable Guy
NateLeePhillips 2 months ago
Definitely the funniest clean comedian out there.
clouren1 2 months ago 2
@clouren1 when you are as talented and hilarious as Gaffigan you don't need to curse or be raunchy to make up for lame jokes.
toolff83 2 months ago
Funny guy I met him while he was film king baby in austin.
GS1E5 2 months ago
lmfao... i'm catholic it's hilarious...
jdog321ify 2 months ago in playlist jdog321ify's favorites
I like how after he says,"and an extra piece for you" the camera focuses on this hot chick.
ReyvonSedora 2 months ago
just so we're clear: atheists are not better than everybody else. Even Dawkins, whom I respect, acts like such an arrogant ass. You have your beliefs. Religious people have theirs.
TheBallercash 2 months ago
Man I gotta see Gaffigan live next time he rolls through town.
toolff83 2 months ago 3
i'm an atheist. you dont see me bragging about it. stfu christians. its not like not being offended makes you special
MrDgaf12345 2 months ago 16
@MrDgaf12345 win... so win... so very very win..
kingofall770 2 months ago
@MrDgaf12345 How do you know someone is a Atheist? They will tell you it. Would think atheism is a religion, when so many people feel important to show how they are right and others are wrong.
Tayskasi 1 month ago
@MrDgaf12345 Wow, someone is full of hate. Just remember if you're atheist that you can't use the term "oh my god" since you don't believe, lol.
motti15 1 month ago
@motti15 full of hate? no, i'm just a more rational person than you and it's very easy to debunk the bible. your religion is essentially based on nothing, you know
MrDgaf12345 1 month ago
@MrDgaf12345 It's because you don't believe is why you think it's not real. Maybe it's the only reason why it's the biggest religion in the world. I feel sad for you that you honestly believe there is nothing afterwards, but good luck in thinking you were just randomly created out of nothing and that "science" proves everything. Science can only prove so much, and there are things that happen in life that can't be explained. Good luck to you.
motti15 1 month ago
@motti15
Actually if I am correct, he is an athiest, but does not abide by the term. He claims to not believe in G-d, but he fights against him. He does believe in G-d, he just chooses not to follow the path of G-d. Dgaf12 also believes that those who believe in G-d are inferior to those who hold an intellectual thought: "You're too stupid to know what if best for you, or what is right."
To understand the athiest mind is to have been one yourself, or to have been friends with one.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@motti15
@motti15
Actually if I am correct, he is an athiest, but does not abide by the term. He claims to not believe in G-d, but he fights against him. He does believe in G-d, he just chooses not to follow the path of G-d. Dgaf12 also believes that those who believe in G-d are inferior to those who hold an intellectual thought: "You're too stupid to know what if best for you, or what is right."
To understand an athiest, you need to know the theory of athiesm, and its practice.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@Mage13246 wow athiesm is nothing why people makin that sound like a religion all it means is we dont belive in god because we know why the earth is round and the sky is blue gods just a bigger version of santa think about it if ur bad u goto hell if ur bad u get nothing for chrsitmas its just a way to control people
twizzlers231 1 month ago
@twizzlers231
I didn't say it was. I am not athiest I am just saying athiests tend fight against what they don't believe in. If they don't believe in it why do they fight it? I laugh at the fact that you thought I was athiest. I just made a contradiction about how they think, and how they practice.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@twizzlers231
Oh...and I didn't think before typing...you are an athiest. For second there you sounded religious. You keep claiming to not believe in religion, and think it's a way to control us, why do you keep fighting against it. Obviously you believe in it. If you don't like it, leave us the hell alone ok?
Mage13246 1 month ago
@twizzlers231
Oh and thanks for giving me more material than I need: You obviously believe in zero morals. So...if you did something bad you don't believe that there should be a punishment? If you're good you think it doesn't matter? Being good or bad isn't a determination of whether you go to heaven, or hell. Being good is to give you the feeling that you did something nice for people. Being bad is to take away the good things from others and make them miserable just as you are.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@twizzlers231
What determines whether or not you go to heaven or hell is if you followed the laws of G-d, and tried to make amends for your sins (whatever they may be), and did you try your best to do good. Being good and doing good are somewhat different things. Doing good means, that you see someone who is poor or homeless, and you give them some food, water, clothing, maybe a little bit of change, you don't do it because you're a good or bad person, you do it because it (Cont)
Mage13246 1 month ago
@twizzlers231
It is a good thing, or something that you thought was the right thing to do at that time. Knowing that you do bad is a good indicator that "ok I am making others miserable and I will probably suffer some kind of punishment for my actions." If you don't believe that you should be punished, then you're one seriously damaged person.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@Mage13246 wow ur a fuckin joke guy just because i dont belive in god doesnt mean i dont belive in good in bad im not ganna go kick a fuckin kid in the teeth u need help im only sayin shiit because im watchin a comidian and ur ass watch talkin so much shit ur fuckin stupid u left like 100 things and none of it makes sence at all u need a helmet fuck no wounder u goto church u seem more fuckin normal there eh
twizzlers231 1 month ago
@twizzlers231
Ok why don't you believe in G-d if you believe in good and bad? Obviously there is some moral in your life if you believe what you are saying.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@Mage13246 did u just ask that? so if i dont belive in god that means i dont no whats good and bad? ur fuckin dumb i dont belive in god because i can use my own head god a reason to explain shit over 2000years ago just like apollo and zues but people wantd to control other people even more so they came up with ur bibble just because i dont belive in god doesnt mean i dont hae any morals like ur to stupid to live look your question over again like did u ask urself it befor u said it?
twizzlers231 1 month ago
@twizzlers231 Please learn the English language. It is hard to read your comments when every two words are misspelled.
Schoponhove 4 weeks ago
@Mage13246 i dont need god to tell me kickin a kid in the face in wrong like ur fucked guy
twizzlers231 1 month ago
@twizzlers231
nice "moral" response. If you had any decency (as you athiests say you have) would kindly disagree with your opponenet instead of saying "you're fucked" and your grammar needs work too.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@MrDgaf12345 You must be stupid. I bet you are one of those fools that think stuff just happens, and creation is just chemicals coming together randomly.
Wohali1 1 month ago
@Wohali1 physics can sure be difficult to understand if you're retarded. magic sky daddy easier, eh?
MrDgaf12345 1 month ago
@MrDgaf12345
As I read about the term athiest I believe that the term in of itself refers to a person who doesn't believe in religion or G-d. You're fighting against something you claim not to be real, I guess you contradict yourself in a sense that you believe in it, you just disagree with it. So you're not fighting it, you are acknowledging people believe in these things, and you are succumb to the fact that you think that they are inferior.
Mage13246 1 month ago
@Mage13246 why dont you suck my balls?
MrDgaf12345 3 weeks ago
@Mage13246 Respect people's opinions, religion isn't everything. Some people believe in god and some don't.
Wolfsongification 3 weeks ago
@Wolfsongification Uhm... you have the right to your opinion. I have the right to tell you it's wrong.
richig761 3 weeks ago
@richig761 Ummm, you have the right to say you *believe* it's wrong.
That's why they're called "opinions". And "beliefs".
^_^
e2k42 2 weeks ago
@e2k42 I have THE RIGHT... to tell you whatever I please about your opinion. That's one of the great things about having freedom of speech. You get to spout off your dumbass opinion, and I get to come right back shoving my dumbass opinion down your throat. I have every right to attempt to change your opinion, as you have the right to walk away from the conversation.
richig761 2 weeks ago
@richig761 No, actually, you have the right to tell anyone whatever you please about your *own* opinion. You know jack about mine, or anyone else's you've never had an actual conversation with.
You also have the right to take yourself a seriously as you like, just don't expect anyone else to.
This is me walking away from what you call a conversation.
Bye!
^_^
e2k42 2 weeks ago
@e2k42 If you express your opinion to me (about anything), I absolutely have every right to tell you that its stupid. Tell me why I don't.
"You also have the right to take yourself a seriously as you like, just don't expect anyone else to." SEE! Now you're getting the hang of it!
"This is me walking away from what you call a conversation.
Bye!"
NOW YOU'RE REALLY GETTING IT! Glad I could get through to ya! BYE!
richig761 2 weeks ago
@MrDgaf12345 Don't worry dude....when you decompose, you will be feeding the creators little minions. I just hope you are the last of your kind.
Wohali1 4 weeks ago
@MrDgaf12345 hmm...the bible details that China will collapse
TheJasonDR 1 month ago
@MrDgaf12345 NO U.
smallfrye182 1 month ago
I'm an atheist and I don't give a shit!
colt62793 2 months ago
God poooockket
fukudome101 2 months ago 5
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RickMitch41 2 months ago
god pockeeeet
bizzareo456 2 months ago
That was an amazing pope impersonation!!!
zombieslayer689 3 months ago 2
Yeah, Mary was raped by God and she refused to abort her illegitimate child. So we are stuck with the manger story, Too bad he wasn't brought to trial.
onebaud1 3 months ago
I like him and I think he us funny but that was not ok. You do not trash talk Jesus or God. So not ok. So not cool. He should be ashamed of himself trash talk the Lord like that.
PrincessNicole101 3 months ago
@PrincessNicole101 Tell me, when you clicked on this video called 'Jesus', what exactly did you expect? He is a comedian. Don't watch it.
K1t3nz 3 months ago
@PrincessNicole101 Lol, even Jesus has a sense of humor. Get over yourself.
priceoffame 3 months ago 2
@PrincessNicole101 I'd like for you to give an example from this 8 minute long video where he, as you put it, "trash talked" Jesus or God? Did he say anything foul about either of them? He said himself he is a Catholic. He is making very, VERY mild jokes about scenes from the Bible and he is in no way saying anything slanderous or crude about God or Jesus. Get that stick out of your ass.
mirandaeryn 2 months ago
223 people are Germans
snrdick1 3 months ago
223 people are contractors
Pavee1987 3 months ago
".... does anything make you more uncomfortable then some stranger coming up to sayin', "hey id like to talk to you about jesus" hey easy freak i keep work at work!'
hahah
caitlinforever100 3 months ago
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Im an atheist but I will humor the idea of hell for a second...if Jim Gaffigan is going to hell...I hope I am right behind him. Because hell is going to be HILARIOUS!
mydgetboy 3 months ago
HELLarious.
VerythOmega 3 months ago
@VerythOmega punny
TheTyTyXD 3 months ago
only eat fish on FRIDAYS!.... unless u 4get.
DEMY160 3 months ago
@DEMY160 ahhh do whatever the hell you want lol
vrttlesn 3 months ago
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kelly2charmin 3 months ago