Axis of Evil Comedy - Ahmed Ahmed - Muslims & Jews

[BAR203407]

lol-i'm jewish,

he is very funny!

[osufritz]

Muslims in the Gulf stats have alot of money, more than most people...

[aburg10s]

The funniest part of this bit is when he impersonates the white guy. Spot on. (I'm white BTW)

[plantech101]

i met him today

[SymphonicDreams]

Arabs aren't rich o.o The elite is. Us commoners are...meh.

[Goddess167989]

Muslims are heathens, they all need to be eradicated

[ibr248]

@Goddess167989 what needs to be eradicated is your sick mind

[h1imcam3r0n]

@Goddess167989 HEATHENS? LOL WE ONLY BELIEVE IN ONE GOD AND WERE THE MOST DOMINANT RELIGION STUPID FUC

[ANASTASIACHAVEZVLOG]

I love Ahmed!

[DisneyManiaful]

I come from several different ethnic backrounds, but I don't care because I am proud of who I am and what I am and I think this guy is hilarious.

[ryukXsayu27]

@DisneyManiaful Why "but"? Your multiple ethnic backgrounds are what you are.

[danielthomasslade]

@gon620 pride is a sin

[thearabplayer]

HILARIOUS but all the arabs i know(like us) r rich

[bigman19916]

Fuck Ahmed Ahmed an asshole in LA.

[jordi1first]

I don't know why comedians try so hard to be like russel peters , they will never be as funny as that dude

[everpinky]

For those defensive people who are saying " SHUT UP MUSLIMS ARE VERY RICH" i wanna say calm down... its just a joke for amusment and no most Arab countries are NOT very rich with the excpetion of a few ex. UAE or Saudi Arabia. He is not meaning it as a bad thing again its a joke and if you can't take a joke you shouldn't be watching this in the first place

[sulamario888]

we both use khhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD

[susu746]

i lyk to her some funny jokes bt i dont lyk his sense of houmer cz it z good to make fun of any religons shame on him

[everpinky]

@susu746 it IS funny because sometimes religions are the things that complicate the world the most

[wijse]

Theres just one problem here. Jews are an ethnic group and Muslims are not. He should have said Arabs instead. Since Jews and Arabs are both semitic and speak a semitic language.

[ksm899]

@wijse Ethic you say? xD

They never been ethic throughout history and can't be trusted at all ..

Read history and see Israel :)

[mhnzc]

@wijse

israelis are ethnic, jews are people who follow the religion of judaism, how does that make them an ethnic group? sounds like a RELIGIOUS group to me.

[TornadoMDR]

we both yell on the phone when there is no emergency XD

[AG2Elizabeths]

Wow so this is a video about how alike two religions are, and yet the two most thumbed-up comments are showing haters. Nice, guys. Real nice.

[merhi2580]

Dubia is not a city or a country it emirate it has its own ruler

[lupivdaman]

@merhi2580 yeah but there are no cities in the UAE so its considered a state/emirate and a city

[ryguy997]

This guy is dumb us Muslims have money!!!

[RealRapAndHiphp]

@ryguy997 he meant muslims that are not muslims countrys like in america ..

[ryguy997]

@RealRapAndHiphp Well in the USA and Canada Muslims are usualy not poor. I'm not and other muslims I know are not. So stop racial profiling. You are not superior!

[RealRapAndHiphp]

@ryguy997 wtf are you talking about i am arab and i know lot of rich arabs i am jsut saying what he probably meant

[ryguy997]

@RealRapAndHiphp Well I'm part Arab and Berber so I'd you know his point is incorrect why are you arguing with me about it?

[RealRapAndHiphp]

@ryguy997 i am not arguing i was just saying

sorry any way if i made you get offended in any way..

[ryguy997]

@RealRapAndHiphp Ok me too. 

[AlmightyAs87th]

@ryguy997 You nigga's are broke! Booo Yaaaa

[everpinky]

@ryguy997 it's just a joke calm down....

[oda1332]

its wierd that christians and jew and muslims hate each other cuz they have 3 diffrenet messengers but the funny thing is they all got the same messege and its knowing god and not believe in any thing else othere then him.. i think if every one knows this then the war and hate will be over. and every one gets alone and live good.

[snatchhog]

kill jews--I suggest HIT squads

[ayah1984]

ummm, I think A7med is confused. Jews and Muslims both are rich and big spenders.

[CaligirlSofia]

@ayah1984

actually arabs are rich big spenders not muslims tho

[ayah1984]

@CaligirlSofia All the Muslims and Jews I know are rrrrrrrrrrrich and love to spend it

[dj2na]

@bobosplus and @ (AhmedAhmed)

Have u Ever heard of saudi arabia ??? have u ever heard of UAE or Kwait ??

Saudi Arabia possesses 25% of the world's proven petroleum reserves, ranks as the largest exporter of petroleum. 90% of export earnings

Saudi oil reserves are the largest in the world, and Saudi Arabia is the world's leading oil producer and exporter.

take a look at the most expinsive cars in london or where ever u live it's either saudi, qatar or uae

WE MUSLIMS HAVE MONEY (lots of)

[Atlantan]

@dj2na why are u boasting about that? and where is all that money going? no where....its being spent on bullshit...all that money in saudi and are they helping anyone? no..and all the money that is there is only with select few..not all of saudi..like 10% of population has all that money...the bastards dont help anyone...not speaking on everyones behalf but they are the worst of all

[everpinky]

@dj2na ok it's just a joke calm down.... and actually no the majority don't have THAT much money to spend people with lots of money are usually the exception.

[BlackSoulAcid]

Kvon check him out

[ma7aya177]

I wasn't taking about him I couldn't help myself to read the comments then i wrote that to All of the people that were saying bad stuff about islam :P

[mykidsshow]

Check out our interview with Ahmed Ahmed on Kids Corporation. Mykidsshow on youtube.

[root4416]

go watch your sister porn video you stupid dumb-ass and shut your fucking toilet up at least Muslim women are covered and still innocents and they are protecting their body from psychos like you and rapers like you ( what would you wanna rape a half naked woman or a covered one ) i m sure you have got the point respect your self people will respect you

[songs98]

@root4416 brother if you are a muslim you must know this is not language of Islam you are speaking,Allah says respect all religions.

[ma7aya177]

hey, how dare you people say that about UAE and muslims, We are not terrorist, just because we have a different religon doesnt mean that we're terrorist, right now I want to say some bad things to everyone of u that are suggesting that we are bad but I won't , because I have nothing to say and when the last day on earth god will punish you for saying bad things about islam!!

[hammyme]

@ma7aya177 he is actually muslim hes not making fun of them

[GuysSeriously]

muslims are fucking evil they're taking over the west thanks to multiculturalism. You see some areas are full of muslim ghettos, theres nothing multicultural about it i'm sick of walking down a street seeing women in burkhas

[SheerGeniusZ]

ive got another similarity, muslims are terrorists and jews fight terrorism!

[182popeye]

@SheerGeniusZ vice versa

[kill5witchengage3]

This guy must be retarded. Look at the most oil rich countries in the world. Guess what they have in common. They are MUSLIM COUNTRIES

[Chuujitsu]

@kill5witchengage3

countries may be oil rich, doesn't mean the people are rich

[kill5witchengage3]

@Chuujitsu dude i grew up in saudi and they are some of the richest people in the world. Just visit an arab country like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, Qatar and u'll see that they are rich.

An example is Astin Martin once released a limited edition in 1 of its cars. Only 9 of them were ever made. 8 of them were in Saudi.

[SheerGeniusZ]

@Chuujitsu because in the arab world the goverment is stealing all the money from the ppl.

[jootakahuy]

@SheerGeniusZ .. not just in the arab world my friend... in the entire world.

[SheerGeniusZ]

@jootakahuy im not gonna argue with that, but muslims lie about it, this is what pisses me off, they lie about EVERYTHING!

[daytonafreakboy]

lets all be friends!

[mindylinky]

@daytonafreakboy yay good idea

[rememberthislol1]

racism is fore attention seekers whos parents dont love them

[johnnyjolijt]

No money to spend? HA! ; )

[bekaandbena]

As muslim americans we can only say one thing, AHMED RULES!!!!!!!! IF WE CAN LAUGH AT OUR SELVES THE WORLD WILL LAUGH WITH US!!!!!

[nitrolynx]

id rather be poor than a cheap bastard

[fishingpiano]

@nitrolynx Its ok tie moziz biet aslom

[MrJapaneseboy1111]

@nitrolynx you only say so cos you got no money !

[fluortabl1]

@nitrolynx ...

[Tommyfroboy]

@nitrolynx you misunderstood the whole point of comedy you racist antisemite

[oaf93]

@nitrolynx  its probably why you'd be poor.

[baburambhattarai]

@nitrolynx i wud rather be cheap then be a terrorist and kill innocent people all over the world for no reason or lets say in name of God.

[depp8444]

@nitrolynx to each his own.....i prefer otherwise

[wallstreetyoung]

Fuck Jews

[raynax3]

dont be ignorant

[Jasmine4832]

don't be such a xenophobic moron

[etiscool1]

No, fuck American scum like you fucking KKK member. You are the lowest class of person ever known to mankind. Someone like you deserves to rot in hell and die.

And when you're down there you'll want to fuck Satan while you're at it and have bad luck for life. How do you like that????!!!!

[antorar98]

hahahahahha hes soooo righhhht funny

[90seffectssuck]

so dunkenud just to b clear wht r followers of judaism called?

[Mrcarazy]

He's just making fun on muslim

00100

.

[rasheed54321]

@Mrcarazy y wud he do that he that he is muslim?

[everpinky]

cuz its funny and true are you a muslim or arab? no i dont think so ... u wouldnt get it :D its not like hes is saying any thing horrible :D

[raynax3]

@mrcarazy

making fun of sterotypes breaks barriers. its good that hes poking fun at both sides. We're all equal.

[mindylinky]

lol funny

[kristeenkristeen]

LMFAOOOO!! Hahahaha

[ArianRohani]

But because you could only be jew from your mother, or convert. Almost all jews are the same "Race".

[danny21uk]

He was talking about the original Muslims and the original Jews. Like me - a Jew from Baghdad.

[danny21uk]

The Germans didn't succeed - neither will you, habibi.

[fadirsm]

@danny21uk were you born in Baghdad or did your parents emigrate? I am a christian form Baghdad.... btw, do you speak Iraqi??

[danny21uk]

ashloonuk Fadir...eeeh habibi ana ahki el arabiya Iraqi...Baghdad was once a place where Christians, Muslims and Jews were achieving the greatest things TOGETHER...so you have a background to be proud of.

[algerianmahboul]

Yeah you're so fucking smart!

Just google,Judaism (religion) -- Britannica Online Encyclopedia,retard

[ahmadempire]

I am Ahmad too, but some Ahmads are baaad like this idiot guy, all his jokes are crapp...

[isisavye]

fuck u ahmed ahmed, Your jokes are mundane, and trully uneducated people laugh at this shit. Not cause im arab or anything, but compared to Russel Peters, your jokes and ridicule of the dogmas of racism suck. You have no tatse and i hope you see this you idiot. Go read some Joyce and learn some real comedy.

[rwatt5931]

This so called comedian sucks worst than Cedric the entertainer

[waszzam23]

ahmed is another moronhe is sayin muslims and jews meanwhile it should be arabs and jews again he is feeding people misinformation about wat muslim means and wat arabs means wat an idiot

[algerianmahboul]

WTF?Jews are a religious group,Arabs are not.

Read a book.

[waszzam23]

okay thats what i said but mr ahmed ahmed said muslims and jews are alike how the fuck are muslims and jews alike he should have said arabs and jews becasue both of those groups are ethnicities but alot of ppl are kinda stupid

[algerianmahboul]

He was talking about religions not about ethnicites.

He clearly said "we don't celebrate Christmas we don't eat pork..... Arab Christians eat pork and celebrate Christmas !!

[waszzam23]

okay but he said muslims yell on the phone for no reasons or muslims have the throat clearing sound lol did u not understand wat he was saying he put the term muslim as a ethnicity why dont u hear it again maye you will see what he is saying he clearly said muslims and jews are alike how is that? muslims are from all backrounds and races and im arab so i know this guy is kinda stupid

[mahfood1990]

I am not sure if you noticed or not, but it's called COMEDY. Stop being a crybaby and either enjoy the show or simply don't watch it. Period.

[waszzam23]

lol i know bro arabs are only 15 pwecent of the muslim population dimwhimp wat im saying is that he said muslims and jews have the same accent how can that be possible and he said thier are no muslims in los angles how does he know that or does he mean arabs dude wat im saying is that ahmed ahmed mixed up ehtnicity and relgion togeher thats all im saying sheeeeeeeeessssssssh!

[algerianmahboul]

agreed

[ctaylor1103]

oh yeah cause u care-jewish people are both religion and group and still the same bull shit no matter how u turn it.

[enriquesaidadz]

cool !!

[3alaiwii]

aha :)

[zbvvc]

he allmost right but muslims always has money when the jewz are always borrowing but not giving back!

[qtprincess88]

theres a difference between muslims and arabs i dnt kno why this guy has to keep using the term "muslim" when hes reffering to arabs its insulting especially coming from a guy named ahmed

[3alaiwii]

Muslims don't have any money to spend? .. u're so wrong .. The Arabian Gulf Countries are one of the richest countries in the World !! .. but still funny though

[kalegy]

كلامك صحيح

[6Ott7]

Yeah but those countries do not invest their oil profits in their infrastructures and society. They are all pretty much Monarchs that pocket every cent.

I will say that Dubai has done a great job in building their country but Dubai is a very small arab country.

[moroccolicious]

dubai is not a country !!! it's a city in the UAE DUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[MegaMad3000]

@moroccolicious Go to Dubai and say that

[Nubiah9]

There are Many Muslims in Los Angeles.

[IddyB]

Didn't know that.  Thank you. You got any statistics?

[landser82]

Why are almost all the producers in America jewish? when jew's only account for 2% of the U.S. population. Seem a little over representated in the media if you ask me. And by "little" I mean "ridiculously"

[firegoat]

so true

[translationwiz]

you know I thought about this myself too. I did some research. They were into storytelling and entertainment culturally. Its part of their survival. So, in the USA they started at the bottom. In NYC. it was just for their ppl. at first. But it spread and ppl enjoyed their work. ...Then they moved it to hollywood...look it up. But the bottom line is; They are good at it. .....That and they got in on it when film 1st developed around the turn of the 20th century. The web is full of info....MGM?

[9895705]

haha muslims have no money to spend?? ur very wrong my freind :D were filthy rich! i probably mite as well have an oil well in my living room LOL..

[BlueEyedArabi]

lol type "lucky arab golfer" in youtube

[IddyB]

LOL Quality sketch. You watch the Omid Djalili show?

[BlueEyedArabi]

Yeah, never saw the first series tho, its back on now, Omids voice is fuckin funny

[IddyB]

Yeah.  Especially when he's shouting 'ya allah'! It's probably quite an accurate portrait too.

[BlueEyedArabi]

You gotta watch his latest show on BBC iPlayer man

[firegoat]

he's taking about the general case and not the exception. wont be surprised if you really believe what you wrote since you seem like the sheltered type.

[9895705]

im talking bout the general cases too..

i know myself more than u do..im nowhere near the sheltered type, dont u read english? read what i wrote once again goat..

[firegoat]

the general cases for muslims around the world is "filthy rich...have an oil well in my living room"?

i'm sorry but your either ignorant/stupid or sheltered. i decided to be polite and chose sheltered though i'm seeing i should have chosen another option...

not many know and identify thier own faults, it is usually pointed to them by others.

i read what you wrote dude (btw goat was such a lame way to insult i'm not going to bother replying to it) and it just reinforced my original impression.

[9895705]

were i come from we are filthy rich..

if u "decided" to be polite then u wouldnt have mentioned " sheltered" that was rude...so yea..i just pointed out ur fault =)

and fyi im not a dude..and why would u take goat as an insult? thats ur name on youtube..were u insulting urself? LOL

[peteykkk]

Jews have big noses cause the air is free!

And Muslims live to kill jews!

[pinkpanther7892]

do you have to be so ridiculous and narrow minded all the time? why would you say something as stupid and offensive as that? why do you turn anything remotely arab, muslim, jewish or israeli into some sort of anti-semetic youtube war?

[katelu18zzzzz]

Lol!! omg hes amazing! please more vids!

[aminabarre]

dats true

[rend16sa]

shhh! shhhhh! The producers are jews..lol ..khh sound..yep. He's so funny!