I was on a pattern of gaining weight without really even realizing it. Louis CK's comedy was one of the keys to me coming to the realization that I needed to lose some weight.
There's another video where he describes getting fat, and your skinny friend not empathising with your problems, I like him cos everything he says is so relatable... :')
Nothing wrong with masturbating and going outside. In fact it makes perfect sense as a means of self-preservation, and therefore is very healthy. If your prostate is drained, then trifling females who wish to arouse and manipulate and exploit you have no power over you. Go your own way, brothers!
when i binge eat junk food and masturbate, i feel fucking awesome -it's when i stop that i feel like shit.
actual depressives, on the other hand, get no joy out of life. food would be tasteless to them and they wouldn't even masturbate because there would be no point.
yeah somehow i have that mentality to quote him "fuck it now man who cares" pretty much how it is lol HAHAHAHA i love that he does it so freaking spot on
i'm such a fat fuck this is me lol
VarietyMusicLover 3 weeks ago
Fuck. It's so me. lolololol
Esoparagon 1 month ago
I was on a pattern of gaining weight without really even realizing it. Louis CK's comedy was one of the keys to me coming to the realization that I needed to lose some weight.
whoisthatguy10001 1 month ago
Best thing is to not weigh yourself constantly, it borders on obsession. Also when people reach a "goal" they always slack off and get fat again.
pretorious700 1 month ago
There's another video where he describes getting fat, and your skinny friend not empathising with your problems, I like him cos everything he says is so relatable... :')
whitwhoo29 2 months ago
one person is skinny.
LoriLove89 7 months ago 4
@LoriLove89 Me!
YetHaterLover 1 month ago
"oh she knows"
NinetiesYouth 11 months ago 4
You gotta be....less people
MrFoodnSex 11 months ago 6
You gotta be....less people
MrFoodnSex 11 months ago
@Zerathil That's life<3
muderaffi 1 year ago
i don't stop eating when i'm FULL?!?! lol
fracsred 1 year ago
1 guy needs to get a new mouse .. he accidently hitted the dislike button .. and he's fat !
nassenbassen 1 year ago
Nothing wrong with masturbating and going outside. In fact it makes perfect sense as a means of self-preservation, and therefore is very healthy. If your prostate is drained, then trifling females who wish to arouse and manipulate and exploit you have no power over you. Go your own way, brothers!
Torgo1969 1 year ago 8
Why the fhuuuuck did I eat that much
HAHAHA I love how he sounds when he says that
123bathinapes 1 year ago
Awesome comedian. Way better then mainstream comedy. Dana Cook sucks
MrVicVega1 1 year ago 6
omg, i'm 230 lbs and i see myself in what he said.
i'm like louis ck, but without the funny.
ghosterdude 1 year ago 2
"..every shit is an emergency. "
heheeeeeeehhh
TrustYourOwnInstinct 2 years ago
2 boxers + a fat baby and 1 dead dog, .......fuckin funny
WrathofGodNJ 2 years ago 3
hahahaha everything he says is so true
sarahclare 2 years ago 5
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Ben1607 2 years ago
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i feel the shame
masturbation
binge eating
self-loathing self hatred
im worried that louis will be suicide
Ben1607 2 years ago
Really cool to see someone talk about this.
It seems like what he talks about is more common than it might look on the surface
Ben1607 2 years ago 3
He's a stand-up comic. I'm more surprised when they don't kill themselves.
coprographia 2 years ago 3
what?
Ben1607 2 years ago
when i binge eat junk food and masturbate, i feel fucking awesome -it's when i stop that i feel like shit.
actual depressives, on the other hand, get no joy out of life. food would be tasteless to them and they wouldn't even masturbate because there would be no point.
zer0nix 2 years ago 4
sounds more like a nihilist :P
torment3d 2 years ago
this guy is my favorite comedian.
thanksgrayton 2 years ago 5
'Ugh, I got syrup in my veins."
Squishy876 2 years ago
I don't eat until I'm full! I eat until I hate myself!
jzzsxm 2 years ago 5
yeah somehow i have that mentality to quote him "fuck it now man who cares" pretty much how it is lol HAHAHAHA i love that he does it so freaking spot on
FrostGibbon 2 years ago 2
I did the same thing last night.
I had breakfast, lunch and dessert, dinner and dessert, and then I was like "to hell with it", and went out and bought a sub.
OboxerU 2 years ago 4
"process the shame"...
lawl...
been there. done that xD
laiban 2 years ago
"The meal is not over when I'm full! I eat until I hate myself!" <--- That's so me.
Zerathil 2 years ago 54
haha reminds me of when i was in wrestling in high school.. my friend and I both got on the scale and still didn't weigh as much as our other friend
jakovasaurr 2 years ago
You are funny when a person just hears your comedy and doesn't need to see it to laugh
LolaJay1 2 years ago 2
Your age plus 200 pounds! Ha!
SkylineTime 2 years ago 3
a fat baby and a dead dog
TheGzeus 2 years ago
EVERY SHIT IS AN EMERGENCY! Lol, this is so true. God I'm fat.
NekolasM 2 years ago 40
I concur
ttom925 2 years ago
Its when you ear alot and shit pebels the real emergency begins
jimdidr 2 years ago
haha me too
FrostGibbon 2 years ago