KevinHartComedian.com - Thug talk

[begforFELICIA]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BREATHE.

[L0okAtMeN0w]

"...and he was dead." "WOW WOW WOW !! WHO KILLED WHO ???" Lmaoooooo

[GDxN3oN]

LMAO

[flydudemike]

HOW DO YOU START OFF A SENTENCE WITH.."NAH MEANN" LMAO

[majornewb]

lmao man this shit funny

[killzatnite]

i was so confused i thought i was a witness - kevin hart

[majornewb]

lmfao

[piratejack39]

sounds like half my friends...

[Marlene0013]

Lol I'm from DC dats exactly how thugs be!!!!

[dsteele2323]

@KwoaTV thats cazy huh!

[RidyRed]

When I looked up he was dead - Lmbo!!!!

[504Anon]

wankster sent me

[eminemluva4eva1]

Hahahahahahahaha I'm dying!!!!! Omg that was so funny!!

[KwoaTV]

wtf. youtube ads even show on mobile phones now? smh this some bullshit

[zarvea1]

That was me

[ThePrettygurlzz]

That is supa funny

[Xch33zpuffX]

*quote from video*

[JayJay14399]

i was like whoa whoa whoa wait huh was i there??!!! lmbo

[waalkinPase]

" he came back i wuz like aaaaaah brrrrra brrrrra.. i looked up - he was dead" hahahahaha LMFAO

[aarune100]

At this point where does nipples come in to play?.........nikki?......jess­ica?.....

[tehdefy]

every body get money ahhh ahhh bird gang prruuu... lmao

[tehdefy]

niqqa come at me im like ahhhh yo know what im sayin... lol

[Babyrockstar902]

'ya, flip dat, plus dat and aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!' LMFAO

[antonhbp]

Translation:

A random guy came up to me a bar and propositioned me to a business deal. I entertained the idea. He brought up some conditions in which I didnt agree to. So I tried to tell him that his business plan was flawed. I even proposed a diff business plan that can generate much better returns for everyone involved. However, he didn't agree with me so we got into a heated argument. He attacked me. I fired my gun back at him for self defense, and when I looked up he was dead.

[TGOD1989]

how does this clip not have a MILLION VIEWS?

[emilyxtrippp]

00:29 I died laughing.

[TheJessiewayne]

0:49 lmfaoooooooooo.

[noremac000]

earybody get mony yha yha birdman bdrdrdrrdrd

[antmorales1415]

Who killed him woo woo

[CoolDude1392]

I'm from DC and this shit is spot on!

[TheHaloprophet]

i laughed so hard at 0:00 - 1:14

[WESTSIDEHXXVACRIM]

Haha

[TheChallangeSpot]

The most liked comment got more likes than the video itself. Thug !

[mclean2010]

i swear to you I DONT KNOW what we were talkin about ...

[brunomarssecret]

who killed him WOOOP WOOP ???

[BulletPrOoF617]

i actually have a friend that talks like this.... ahaha

[prrrstickem]

WOW NO ONE GIVES A CRAP

[MrInsanity67]

Hey, I understood every word. You all needs to somemore gansta up in your ass.  By the way, I'm a middle aged white man

[pittsburghsbaddest]

woah! wait! did i witness this !? lls

[JalilPTT24]

We talkin, He talkin bout Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo ! Ctfu

[a2swwq]

i turned around and he was dead lmao

[Codebluesituation]

Na mean we talkin to da dude he was woo woo woo wwoo , den i was like aaaahhhhhh naa mean naa mean. Flip dat everybody get money aaaaahhhhhh !

[lanabear1234]

i looked up and he was dead ! lol . love it . wish i had a friend that talks like tht . kevin hart <3

[AssassinPr0digy]

"nah mean me nd m talkin like woo woo woo woo woo woo... rie? rie? soo im like aaaaaaahhhhh....:" lmfao

[powerpufflady13]

@AssassinPr0digy ahaha its funny cuz my ex bf actually always use to say "whoo whoo whoopty whoop" XD they actually talk like tht

[KayyBayy2k11]

Thumbs Up If you were a witness :)

[NuffRespec33]

the top comment has more thumbs up than the actual vid.

[antonhbp]

@NuffRespec33 no it doesnt

[cooliyodice123456789]

@NuffRespec33 if u look very closely ull see tht the video had 702 more likes then urs...

[MoBxSNip3szz]

@cooliyodice123456789 if U look ull see he posted that comment 5 MONTHS AGO!!!

[manman123576]

Did i see this ! Lol

[chrisbrown2416]

I looked up he was dead , lol

[27pedromorales]

err body getting money birr game brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pbmarijn]

My boss talks like this, but he isn't black or a thug. I laugh my ass off when he's talking, and he looks at me like something is wrong with me XD

[Amoneez21]

@pbmarijn RECORD IT! lol

[tellemscrappy]

3 people dont have a clue what hes talking about

[sam1215belloz]

"So I'm Like Ahhhhhhhhh"

[ThatOneGuy11395]

translation:  I was talking to my boss at work. i'd been working there for a long time and i thought hey time for a raise. so im in his office say yo man im struggling gotta get that many to feed the kids. the boss says i dont give a f... about yo kids our yo b.... a.. so i got pissed off and shot his a.. sreamin MY 44 MAKE SHOW ALL YO KIDS DONT GROW

[tellemscrappy]

White translation:

I was at the bar when a guy walked up to me to explain his plan to rob something. I fully understood his plan but it was flawed and I respectfully told him a more efficient plan for the heist. He then gets fustrated with me and I say to him "if you come closer I am going to brutally murder you." He attempts to attack and I instinctivly use my firearm. When everything has calmed down I realise that I have killed him.

[TheSandyCooch]

@tellemscrappy plagarizing bastard.

[tellemscrappy]

@TheSandyCooch I didn't plagiarize that wtf?

[TheSandyCooch]

@tellemscrappy your comment is not original. hows that sound?

[USApride123]

3 people haven't talked to a thug

[tpricness]

That boy is crazy

[jazminsloco13]

translation #2:

i waz talken to this dude nd he was like man u soft dude u all rap nd i waz like fuck nigga shut up then he came up to me i was like dude u betta gone some were be for i shoot yo ass i rep burd gang,so im tryna talk nd shyt nd he still rappen so he came up to me agian nd i waz mutch fucka u betta leave be for i hurt u u still rappen nd i dont like dat so he left nd came back started shyt agian nd i pulled out my gun nd started shooten nd wen i looked up he waz dead!!!!!!!

[JAgyal09]

YAH Mean?! LMAO

[Kazeumi]

HAHAHA HAHAHA OH wow that was funny as hell



[nickanylaboo]

who killed him, woo woo?

[silviku]

PRRRRRRRRRRR BIRDCLAP Err'body gettin money=))))))

[jang270467149o]

LMFAO "Flip dat, punch dat AHHHHHHH!!!!"

[MrAloo14]

Flip dat A A A A A RRRRAAA  woo woo woo woo woo WOOO!

[reedyfa]

i looked up he was dead.. lol

[ErrSweetestGirl]

BRRRRRRRRRRA BRRRRRRRRRA

[onlyplaygames2]

Flip dat ahahahaaa haha

[freshmennblasttchisd]

lmaoo! 0:45 is hilarious !

[24kingblackmamba]

woo no dislikes

[SkyChord2010]

I'm still tryin to figure out how he said all that with a straight face!

[90thetruth]

watch the video while reading the translation its even funnier

[90thetruth]

it was so funny cus i understood it lmao

[xxBlueRose08xx]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZ

[ThatOneGuy11395]

it was im a grown little man

[mythumbsupaccount]

Does anyone know which performance this is? I recently saw Seriously Funny and these jokes weren't on there.

[NaturalMixedBeauty]

@mythumbsupaccount im a grown little man

[PaperCutzProductions]

Funny ass shit

[emrinder]

propositioned... proposed?

[lilmalcolm22]

lmao:::

[money4u5]

Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[splinterceller1]

Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[ricc60]

i was tlkin and shit"lol

[yesidcardenas123]

Dang cried watching dhiss funny ass shit AQF

[amsaguilar85]

haha he sounds like shawn and marlon wayans when he screams

[charleswife]

Funny as hell! CTFULMBAO!

[Taisvidz]

Ughhh why are the commercials so long..its longer than the damn video...hate You tube now (-_-)

[FrogJon]

FLIP DAT, PRESS DAT, AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH!

[FinallyFreeToBeMe]

OMG!!! "wait a minute, did I see this? I don't want to be a part of this is what I'm saying!" lmbo!! love love love Kevin Hart!!

[HeLeavesMeGasping]

.......I looked up and he was dead

Hahaha

[Jujupatt]

Ok this is what happend He was talking to a dude, the dude started spittin his set, so he was like ayyyy chill wit all that any nigga come up to him not ganna shit on his set so he spit his own set, they started arguing then dude walked away talking shit, when the dude came back he shoot him

[abobobobobo3]

All the best,

Corn-rolla

PS: Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrr!

[HillLuvNaru999]

I just expanded my vocabulary.

[zioz99]

0:39

"errbody getmoney EH EH bir-game PRRR..." hahahahahahah

[KimmiMinaj]

My fav clip of him # so true woo woo

[NowThatsMuzik]

he talmbout woo woo woh wo wooo, right? so im like AHHHHH, get that, flip that, AHHH HHHH HH!

[goofynum1]

did i see this? was i there? i dont want to be a part of it.

[TrueDominguez]

i swear i hate these ads on youtube

[36kc]

wooo woo woo bird man burr.lmao

[ASCORP01]

omg this kills me loooool

[LilDj99ROCKS]

bird gang bruuuuu...omg this guy is hella funny

[smokeworld008]

man we don't talk like dat nigga im from DC

[6kissesfor6]

@smokeworld008 we dont talk like that but he had the woo woo which was hilarious!

[SlimJim58]

haha thats pretty much exactly how ppl in DC talk.

[lilhellraza]

I Don't Know Why But I Understood That. Lol

[luvlivlife12]

LMAO!!! "Did I see this?...I didn't want to be a part of it is what I'm saying."

[NyFin3st11]

LMAO yo no lie my uncle tells stories like this xD

[sick12344]

TOO  FUNNY!

[fannyfchen]

Translation:

A random guy came up to me a bar and propositioned me to a business deal. I entertained the idea. He brought up some conditions in which I didnt agree to. So I tried to tell him that his business plan was flawed. I even proposed a diff business plan that can generate much better returns for everyone involved. However, he didn't agree with me so we got into a heated argument. He attacked me. I fired my gun back at him for self defense, and when I looked up he was dead.

[falseistrue]

@fannyfchen Obviously your not from the hood..LOL!!  it was about some guy trying to take over the block, and he wasnt having it. So he shot him. Bird game is drugs..coke.

[mis1989]

@fannyfchen Hahahahahah!!! how can you tell? LMAO!

[Collegebball19]

@fannyfchen That's about right lol

[TheTeamMya]

@fannyfchen that is so true how did you do that dude magical ganster

[AkiLLys]

@fannyfchen ahahahahaha nigga ur goofy as hell. ahahahahahaha 

[GhostFlameGang]

@fannyfchen lmao

[PrankWhores]

@fannyfchen way to much time on your hands

[MrBemore187]

@fannyfchen lol "187" likes (homocide)... coincidence?

[MrAloo14]

@fannyfchen THAT'S DOPE LOL

Im frm uk we an't got somethin that exterme Slang LOL but we do hav Are own Code thing but it varies diffrent city , race BUT I love hw every country gt there own slang/code

half ma fam are frm india n when birtsh were ruling india the indian had 2 make slang/code talk so da birtish cnt unda stnd till dis da ma famo speak slang hindi/urdu

N living in inner city UK u gonna speak slang

Thinking ov it posh ppl have dere own lol

[drkid617ab]

@fannyfchen your comment has more likes than the video lmao

[DoktorSick]

@fannyfchen lol !!!

[thomashester2]

@fannyfchen ...and thats what happened

[cloetv12345]

@fannyfchen

bravo

[DramaCommunity]

@fannyfchen nice :)

[ThisGuy88985]

@fannyfchen MY GOD, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU ARE AMAZING GOOD SIR.

[mistanderson]

@fannyfchen FUCKIN AWESOME

[gaboy260]

I find it sad that I understood everything he just said.....

[She2fkngr8]

Kevin hart is funny af, i like when people can do a funny stand up by just telling a story about their lives.

[dvsworm]

he talkin woop woop woop woop woop woop, right right?but I'm like

ahhhhhhh right

nahhhh mean? they come at me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nah saying right here they get that nah saying flip that bust that ahahahaahahahhahhhhh urrrbody gettn money ah ah bird gang burrerrr, nah sayin? I'm talkin shit yah talk tiplow I dipnigas ahhhehhhhh nehh mean?they follow me ahhhheeeeeeee right? ritehhhhhhmeeemenoooahhh nah saying? he came back I was like ahhhhhhhhh rrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrra I looked up he was DEAD!!!!!

[obimezu]

@dvsworm must be some kind of transcriptionist got that shit on point lol

[dvsworm]

he talkin woop woop woop woop woop woop, right right?but I'm like

ahhhhhhh right

nahhhh mean? they come at me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nah saying right here they get that nah saying flip that bust that ahahahaahahahhahhhhh urrrbody gettn money ah ah bird gang burrerrr, nah sayin? I'm talkin shit yah talk tiplow I dipnigas ahhhehhhhh nehh mean?they follow me ahhhheeeeeeee right? ritehhhhhhmeeemenoooahhh nah saying? he came back I was like ahhhhhhhhh rrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrra I looked up he was DEAD!!!!!

[jharb69]

everybody get money

ahhhh ahhh

bird game gruuuuu

no wat im sayin

[DnnaLovee]

yooooo i love kevin hart , he has the direct line to my funnybone , ctfuuu : )

[DnnaLovee]

yooooo , i loveee kevin hart ... he has the direct line to my funnybone , ctfuuu : D

[KurvieKapone]

aw man I had to come back and watch this one again!!! He is so hot!!!

[Skrubybrother]

Sounds like DMX XD

[Viva1844]

Bahahhhaha oh snapp!! That was funny(: 5starss

[MZGUDLOOKIN123]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo kevin hart got it hands down i watchd dihsz shiit lik 6 timesz

[crazychicc5150]

funninest ever lmao

[KurvieKapone]

omg! I love this guy!!!

[watupfatlip12]

he was like wowowo and i was like ahhhhhhhh i looked up and he was dead

[falseistrue]

@watupfatlip12 Who killed him WoWO? LOL!!

[OboxerU]

I know a guy like this. Maybe every 7th or 8th word makes sense.

[youngatnaruto]

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