Starburst Contradiction Commercial

[superfroman]

I know someone who's Italian and Japanese

[misanthropikbunny]

@superfroman I know someone who is ethiopian and Korean

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

I am irish korean. And this is cool.

[vxphsycoxv]

i know some scotch koreans lol

[lovelyalaa87]

ha and i know what u wanna get of me

[GrandMasterPikachu]

Scotch Korean is a contradiction? I guess Cho Chang from Harry Potter is one too

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

Holy shit im moving to scotland! im irish korean tho!

[MirianAngelfj259]

hihi You will have a fun time with me

[blueswimmer120]

Psshhh contradiction...that didn't stop Cho Chang

[AonghaisMcAndrews]

I'm Cajun French and Filipino, raised in a Louisiana swamp and born in Dunoon, Argyll Scotland... 3 contradictions?

:)

[KeziaCH]

i just saw a Jamaican Chinese.......contradiction. lmao.

[onceme2u]

@KeziaCH Sean Paul? lol

[KeziaCH]

@onceme2u sean paul isnt chinese...-__- and he's mixed like most caribbean ppl his mother is half chinese and his dad emigrated form portugal. -__- hes just as much of a contradiction as every1 on a caribbean island -__-

[onceme2u]

@KeziaCH ....But he still has Chinese and Jamaican in him, right?

[KeziaCH]

@onceme2u he has chinese in him and hes jamaican jamacian is not a race its a nationality and if hes a contradiction then that makes every from a caribbean island a contradiction and therefore it makes a contradiction any but a contradiction --__-- then this vid would be pointless

[andrewpark35]

당신은 한국어에 좋습니다? lol

[MarkLylass927]

hiya somethin u never forget lemme show you how far i can go

[tisasnapback]

Justin Bieber is a faggot but yet he gets a ton of pussy... Thats a contradiction.

[marcocharles28]

i would love to take whatever that man is holding and shove it up his ass.i cant stand his ass.

[SuomynonaLitney]

omg!! in tae?

[mollielie]

I don't get why being Scotch Korean is a contradiction... I mean, people have to come from somewhere. Am I a Russian American? Funny commercial, though.

[lattask8er]

This mans laugh is a gift from the heavens.

[Pacfan98]

Blast me bagpipes!

[Yeebeme]

I'm Scottish Chinese :D

[FortuneCookies98]

@Yeebeme SAME! :D

[thepyroboy123]

@Yeebeme same here!



[grindhousepornking]

I know this Lesbian Hillbilly From New York Who had a sex change got a circumcision and recieved a vasectomy who lives a celebate life whom is engaged to her gay husband who is a Nazi. She went to the Doctor to get birth control. IS THAT A CONTRADICTION?

[19lionkingfan]

@grindhousepornking yeah.. wait if she was lez why did she marry a dude?

[ebiljebus]

@grindhousepornking Went to the Doctor for birth control? How'd she find the TARDIS?

[REPTARxGOESxRAWR]

it's not racist....just not a contradiction.

[ajl36117]

theres a scot korean in HP7 part 2 =D

[woahdontclickhere1]

I'm a San Francisco Republican I must be a contradiction

[Strongguy94]

Lol, my teacher said I'm black and white but I'm racist against blacks. I Lmfaoed.

[DefendedHomestand]

Thats also not a contradicton. its just uncommon.

[key2heart]

Mexican-French...eh?

[noelmsp007]

Wait, wait, wait. Why are they opposites?

[ilikrandomness]

I'm a Texan Democrat i must be a contradiction

[turtlelackie]

i'm scottish and my crush is korean, i think i'm seeing into the future

[Roman3luvs14]

@turtlelackie that means that old man is your son O.o lol

[Kritickos]

I'm British Chinese... Am I also a contradiction?

[intentionallyleftbla]

This sentence does not contain exactly forty-nine letters.

[angelrocker28]

I HAVE A SCOTTISH KOREAN FRIEND.

[blankpageblank]

Heey, im scottish. :) That all :|

[facundolucasbrandan]

korean and Irish....inception

[mentosmuncher]

I'm laosian and mexican

[saigonpunkid]

I'm a Vietnamese Manx. How's that?

[TheSuirad]

what the fuck is a contraception?

[YunSeung]

I'm Korean American. Am I a contradiction?

[BravezzzStudios]

Asians don't have scottish accents.



[gamrage]

@BravezzzStudios That's actually not true.. People pick up accents from the regions they live in.

[agememnom]

@BravezzzStudios

Plenty of East Indians have English accents, cue inane comment, Indians aren't Asian.

[robertsfunny1995]

Thumbs up if your sick of people asking for thumbs up.

[134Love134]

Im half Korean and 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French o-o

[MynamesnotSteve100]

thumbs up if you are actually scotch korean as i am!

[poopybooyah]

I love this part better, it's pretty relaxing :)

[cherubicnerd]

how is another ethnic group a contradiction of another ethnic group? sounds silly to me.

[YoungJinISKL]

Haha lol that korean guy is my friend!! lol so glad to see him here.

Proud of him!

[winxclub4ever1]

Cho Chang is a Scottish Korean.

WIN.

[clownmonkey]

I'm Scots and Korean. Should I call myself "Scotch-Korean"?

[drunk256]

Im an Irish Japanese... Am i a contradiction?!

[pocketjedi]

@drunk256 no, your awesome

[IntergalacticFetus99]

@drunk256 Yes you are. I hope you're ashamed.

[NomNomNomNomi]

@drunk256 Japanese-American, and I was thinking the same thing.

I love Starburst. AM I A CANNIBAL??? :P

[kasrkinmullet]

@drunk256

yes, yes you are

[Marc00141]

@drunk256 Ooooh, burn... I felt that from here.

[FlamingBat]

@drunk256 No, but you're probably sexy.

[drunk256]

@FlamingBat Aye id like to think so.

[drunk256]

@drunk256 Oh and you can call me Jirish :D

[Visser0x]

@drunk256 don't you mean japish?

[WaySide66]

@drunk256 better start eating starbursts...at least I think that was the moral of the story.

[SEPAET]

@drunk256 You're Iranese... Maybe Irony?

[KincaidAMV]

@drunk256 hai

[sensistar49]

@drunk256

Do you taste good?

[Kamiikakes]

hahahahaha XD i freakin love this commercial its so funny cause i like sounding like the scotch krean guy haha and his laugh is sooo hilarious haha xD

[luxz777]

@bkhaskins123 i hope you get your ass kicked by a giant midget

[xXGhettoBlasterXx]

How Is This Contradiction? Being A Jewish-Nazi Is A Contradiction

[bkhaskins123]

@AnimeObsession3000...Nobody is ridiculing Koreans, Japanese, or Irish people in this video. I'm sure the actors didn't feel that they were being ridiculed or they wouldn't have acted in the commercial. The commercial is meant to be fun without ridicule. There is NO place for DISCRIMINATION against anyone's sex, race, ethnic group, or religion today. We are living in the 21st century, not the 19th century.

[cherubicnerd]

@bkhaskins123 sorry but all the isms of the past live on and always will.

[luislopez351]

:O oh i get it :)...its suppose to be funny and its not : \ xD

[redstormfighter29]

Dude this is so racist to both asian and white people I'm surpirised I even saw this on tv lol

[HazzJam]

@redstormfighter29 so racist? hardly

[stevebloodymckenna]

This advert show how ignorant americans can be, Wow! To begin "scotch" is a derogatory word when used outside of whiskey, number 2 there are many East Asians in Scotland and the whole of the UK in general why is he dected out in Highland gear, while doing a real shite version of the accent. Why is it not set in Glasgow the 3rd largest city in the UK, and the Empire's 2nd city. I'm embarassed by americans for thinking this is accurate or , while they use the TV the invention the Scots gave them.

[Zanirtak]

@stevebloodymckenna Dude really? it's a commercial.

[24Rorschach]

@stevebloodymckenna Its a commercial... buzz killington.

[Koldoon5]

I'm eating Starbursts while watching this XD They certainly do taste good,my friend.

[rawrxitsxrachael]

Korean + Scotch = Kor-otch :)

[watsernamekatchich]

@rawrxitsxrachael yeah and they listen to K-pop as in Korotch pop...

[ArmenianProductions]

Stereotypes are only as true as we pecieve them to be. Of course, there is always a basis for sterotypes. They are not created from thin air.

It's people like YOU that infuriate me . You look for racial undertones in everything. You know why Starburst didn't directly reference hair? It's so that the viewer can INSINUTATE the meaning of the commercial. If you're too stupid to get that, then please, go fuck yourself. If you percieve this to be racist, then that's your problem.

[wangkon936]

As far as I know...Koreans are practically Scottish. They love whiskey, golf and plaid.

[scotlandsarmy]

@wangkon936 Tartan you mean, not plaid.

[trufiend138]

scots and koreans both suck

[TheBeatlesPkmnFaan42]

@trufiend138 actually, YOU do. racist idiot

[firecall2785]

im asian and scottish and when i told by friend i watched this but im mostly the oppistite of this i look mostly scottish but talk and do sturf like an asian

[Bean733]

so racist

[berzerker16]

No, see...he's really more of an outlier than a contradiction.

And that mime is just a jackass.

[RockyGemsCarly]

LOL

I love this ad!

[ZYTBroadcast]

I am Scottish and...WOW. Just Wow xD

[0Eternalis0]

i'm scottish korean..

nahh, just joshin xD

[solemndemon]

lol, that dudes my friend

[lastwhiteman23]

If Scotland becomes none Scottish you retards really think the none whites will maintain Scottish culture and traditions. This is just the promotion of a genocide of a people.

[heerwa2]

scots sucks

[TheBeatlesPkmnFaan42]

@heerwa2 you do

[Noden793]

'Scottish Korean', the definitive oxymoron.

[frickfrock999]

The writer for these commercials is a master of race relations.

[HyperVoldo]

He has a beefy voice despite been tiny. Contradiction

[Sakurahater293]

I actually know a Scottish Korean :D

[zinlose5]

@Sakurahater293 me too XD

[78tti]

@Sakurahater293Only scots can be scots

[Zaydifyify]

hahaha

[freakylocz14]

24 people are contradictions.

[3firedup]

if your scott korean then, im korean scott

[RayWilliamJohansen]

oh ho ho ...that is funny

[hellozainab]

I'm british pakistani? :D

[kingdomofdalriada]

@hellozainab Please go back to Pakistan.

[hellozainab]

@kingdomofdalriada what the hell is wrong with you.

[karlokitty]

The korean kid in the commercial is at my school XD

[pakk82]

may be.. i mean, if a scottish man was wearing a traditional korean dress and having no accent speaking korean he would look unique to. the old guy there busted out pretty good accent. i dont know. any scots here?

[godlove2006]

shouldn't he say Korean Scottish not scottish Korean. like saying Korean American if you are korean heritage but born in america

[godlove2006]

i don't get it...

[vgymgy]

i can't get enough of that laugh at the end

[BoredChemist]

Scotch Korean is totally a contradiction

[FPSRobR]

What a disgusting world.

[Ruisu1993]

I feel proud to be scottish. :D

[luscinius]

omg this is so racist

[QBisbest]

@luscinius I'm what way?

[YourDeadFish]

@luscinius And you're such an idiot.

[daftpunk618]

This is racist.

[imimmenceandurnot]

@kingasdo111 lol in what way is this even racist?

[johnnyrckt]

Sorry mixing two nationalities is not a contradiction.

[thestig1214]

A Turkish Greek, that's a contradiction.

[Iwantacookie110]

Am I the only one here who's getting Hetalia-related thoughts? Too bad they don't have a Scotland.

[mikailgirl]

@Iwantacookie110 i know this comment is old but i'm sooo thinking about Scotland and Korea having this weird mix baby lolz :D

[ChoujiMan]

It's the Demoman's brother! 

[Damnation2525]

Hmm.

I see racism in this commercial.

I just can't pinpoint it.

[25malhawk]

Albert :D

[AnimeObsession3000]

How is being Scottish Korean a contradiction? :-/

[hungryhamburger]

@AnimeObsession3000 because asians are still not fully accepted in our culture

[julianelmur]

@AnimeObsession3000 your name is a contradiction

[CloverNoodle]

@AnimeObsession3000 It's, like, the must unusal combination of races. Like Irish-Japanese or African-Scandinavian.

[Skarotum]

@CloverNoodle That doesn't make it a contradiction. That makes it an unusual combination of ethnicity. 

[CloverNoodle]

@Skarotum Yo mama's an unusual combination of ethnicity.

trollface

[elgato124]

@CloverNoodle byproduct of a gangbang

[mike7743]

@CloverNoodle hey dummy, "African" is not a race.

[scottieman2]

@AnimeObsession3000 It just is.

[S5ate99lit3e]

@AnimeObsession3000 Because those two things couldn't be more different, culturally speaking.

[mike7743]

@AnimeObsession3000 more like an Oxymoron than a Contradiction.

[darkangel160]

@AnimeObsession3000

I think they're going with the stereotypes that Scots are loud and rude while Koreans (or Asians in general) are well-mannered and soft-spoken, so to be both is a contradiction.

Of course, if the joke needs explanation, then there was no joke at all. It's just random. (Then again, these are the same people who have the weirdest little fairy hobbit in a commercial)

[nuwavghost]

@AnimeObsession3000 Because Koreans are renown for being very xenophobic (at least in Southern California) and are the least likely to adopt another culture's traditions.

[TheDavemaster300]

@AnimeObsession3000 Your right. Being Scottish Korean isn't a contradiction. This Commercial is dumb and racist. I'm glad somebody picked up on this besides me. 

[ArmenianProductions]

@TheDavemaster300 Because Scotish people are generally very hairy, while Asian people have little to no body hair.

Dumb fuck.

[TheDavemaster300]

@ArmenianProductions The fact that you even said that proves that you believe stereotypes. The commercial made no reference about hair, it was you how pulled that dumb shit out your ass to disprove it's racism. Do you know what institutionalized racism is? It's when stupid motherfuckers like you make it O.K. for people to say dumb race-based shit in commercial and such.

[TheDavemaster300]

@ArmenianProductions If the viewer can't get the joke then it's failure on the writer and director. When you make art it your responsibility to communicate a message effectively and if you can't then it's a failure. And you don't have to be a racist to be racist. It's not what you do it's your mindset that makes you ignorant. 

[ArmenianProductions]

@TheDavemaster300 I can't believe that you just said that. How ignorant and idiotic. It's an artist's fault if the person viewing their work is an idiot? So if you don't get Shakespeare, then Shakespear is a failure?

No, no. no.

You're the idiot. It's not the writer/directors fault that you're an idiot. They don't need to dumb down everything for fuckheads like you.

[TheDavemaster300]

@ArmenianProductions If teachers didn't dumb stuff down you wouldn't have passed the third grade genius! I have a bachelor's degree in art dude and the only artist the don't communicate messages on purpose have a superiority complex. Anyway, Asians can grow beards just like any other race of people. If being Scottish Korean is a contradiction then so is being Hispanic-American,African-Amer­ican and yes even Caucasian-American. think about it, smartass!

[MartialExpert]

@TheDavemaster300 bachelors degree in art and im guessing also commenting on youtube lol. i dont think your wrong but who cares if someone you'll never know thinks your wrong. i could say im the president anyways its all hearsay on here

[TheDavemaster300]

@MartialExpert True true, I need to stop getting so pissed off at these youtube users. For all I know while I'm pulling my hair out there could be a laughing 12 year old on the other end.

[ArmenianProductions]

@TheDavemaster300 LOLOL, a BA in ART? NO WAY. YOU'RE LIKE, A GENIUS.

Listen, art is different from education. They dumb things down in school so that you can grasp the basics and progess to higher levels.

Asians can grow beards? Lmao. Sure, I'd like to see that. Especially if they're full blookd Chinese or something. I have nothing against Asians. But being a hairy Asian is a contradiction. Anyway you look at it. You can't argue that away. It's only racist if you percieve it to be.

[TheDavemaster300]

@ArmenianProductions What ever dude, I guess we're gonna have to agree to disagree.

[ArmenianProductions]

@TheDavemaster300 LOLOL, a BA in ART? NO WAY. YOU'RE LIKE, A GENIUS.

Listen, art is different from education. They dumb things down in school so that you can grasp the basics and progess to higher levels.

Asians can grow beards? Lmao. Sure, I'd like to see that. Especially if they're full blookd Chinese or something. I have nothing against Asians. But being a hairy Asian is a contradiction. Anyway you look at it. You can't argue that away. It's only racist if you percieve it to be.

[Zanirtak]

@AnimeObsession3000 Really?

[JOEMAC1976]

@AnimeObsession3000

hmm i guess i never really thought about it. I'm Half Japanese and Half Irish, so I can see where the writers might have been coming from. It's an odd mix to have a red headed blue eyed father with a black haired, brown (sranted) eyed mom. :-)

[catloverz2]

@AnimeObsession3000 IT'S A WEE BIT IMPOSSIBLE to be Scot Korean!!! A Scot would NEVER hook up with or marry a KOREAN, or ASIAN for that matter.

[ChachaChapati]

@catloverz2

Two Koreans move to Scotland and have children...there you go.

[danielw1245]

@AnimeObsession3000 it's weird

[kingasdo111]

As spokesman for SKB (Scotch-Korean bureau) I can safely say we are deeply offended

[HalaHadean23]

Scottish Korean. lol

[reddevil230292]

scottish korean xD

[CelestialSushi]

This commercial doesn't get old. I'd rather see this over and over again on Crunchyroll rather than that disturbing Skittles commercial ("Harvest the Rainbow" O_o).

[caeseroct0]

This commercial is annoying yet I keep watching it. What a contradiction!

[DeenMoby]

It's contradiction cannibalism!

[kimberlymarie21990]

People making racist comments are stupid. They said it is a contradiction; they are acting Scottish and embracing the culture when they are from Korean culture. It's fucking hilarious anyway.

[kolona45]

When his laugh echos i laugh super hard :D

[blackhawkwm]

Think with ye dipstick jimmy! Its a solid, yet juicy like a liquid!

[vanessahgirl1]

i love the way he says its a juicy contradiction!