Those Satanists

[tarryarah]

stupid fat white trash

get a

fucking life

[rjho1997]

>.> satanists dont believe in sacrificeing babies, noob

[chrispirlloisanerd]

OH YEAH FUCK YEAH I LIKE TO FUCKING GRIND UP BABIES AND RUB THEM IN MY SKIN BECAUSE IT HELPS PRESERVE ALL MY FUCKING INVERTED CROSSES, DICK TATTOOS, AND PENTAGRAMS AND SHIT HAIL SATAN I LOVE BABY LOTION HAHAHAHA What a bunch of retarded mother fuckers

[megamarsvin]

lol he's funny.. What's even funnier is the long-toed Satanists commenting here. It's a parody people, stop being so easily offended. You're supposed to have a better sense of humor than the Christians so act like it ;)

[exmxoxme]

I HATE YOU!

I am a satanist! and we do NOT sacrifice any kind of living human beings!!!!!

You are making our culture/religion sound evil!

[givewingstomytriumph]

Satanists dont sacrifice babies! do your research and you'll find out that they dont sacrifice babies or animals for that matter. Very interesting when you watch things like this thou when they say stuff like *they sacrifice this and that and they are evil* but in reality when you look at the history of the church and what they have done to people over the centuries they are *in my opinion* more cruel and evil then any non religious person or satanist.

[RubyHellfire]

It's a joke guys he's making fun of christains.

[luxfero]

this guy sounds like a homosexual.

[ladytraktor]

How about watching the video? there are different sorts of satanism and most of them doesn't involve worshipinig the devil, it's like atheism...compared to christianity we don't have rules to limit our life and acts, yet we respect the free will and doing everything we want to as long as we dont harm anyone else.

SO why do people believe that as soon as someone somwhere thinks for themselves and are openminded and freethinking, they'll go kill somebody or sacrifice?

[ladytraktor]

oups, commented the wrong video. Sorry. But it kinda looks like it fits in over here too ;)

[Faeden]

Odd, because all the child abusers and war mongers seem to be Christians, I do not know any Satanists that have actually killed anyone. How many millions throughout history have Christians killed such as in the Crusades and Inquisition? Its many, including children, so this guy in this video is a delusional idiot. Where is the proof that Satanists sacrifice babies? I can give you mountains of proof for the crusades and inquisition.

[hulope]

hes a dumbass.

[toddtrimms]

woo hoo go satanist! i hope that guy dies a painfull death i will use his forskin has book cover

[Pyrethryn]

xD oh man, this guys is great

[outlaw393]

OMG ROFL LOL this guy is hilarious!

[metalatheist]

no love in gay bar? shit there's no love in a straight bar, your there to get drunk a fuck random people...lol!

[sunimod]

WAHAHAHAAAAA! xD

Ooh, I DO have nerve you ignorant dickhead x'D

[ShrapnelJerky]

hey all you defensive pillow biting satanists this isnt supposed to be taken seriously so go fuck a blender you assholes Anton LaVey was an asshole!

[SlyK0]

Oh Yea? How many satanists do you know? Anyways... have fun with your pathetic little life pointing out the short-comings of others or whatever you do to feel good about yourself. I am a satanist myself and i truly feel sorry for you, "See you in Hell." By the way thanks for the laugh.

[toiletwet]

okay dude i was the one who stole your car and i threw out those stupid bible tapes

[oclafed]

HAIL SATAN!

satanism isnt the worship of the devil (ok some belive in the devil or whatever) but it really isnt, go do some fucking homework on something before talk shit about it, ok some do kill babies and whateva - thy are fuck tards - go look up the laws of satanism!!!

is u got any probs with what i have said...msg me.

[SlyK0]

And to you Dumb ass. Learn some English ....Hell Learn some german i don't care, just don't slaughter whatever it is you learn.

[Kenesis666]

Sounds like bullshit, im a satanist and ive never harmed anyone. Don't beleive this propoganda.

[jordan1546]

same here, maybe these dumb shit christians should do more research

[SlyK0]

Thanks , obviously im not alone.I wish i new you a little closer. take care.

[PhazzedOut]

wtf . . . this guy is retarded . . .

[Lord666Belial]

Typical Satanic panic bullshit.

HS!

[lucindio666]

This such BULLSHIT! This guy is too retarted to even realize what I call him when I call him a FUCKTARD! He makes to easy to call him a FUCKTARD, almost TOO EASY!!!

HAIL SATAN!

[thundercross9]

This guy is braindead.

[darknessstare666]

satanist don't kill babies!!!

[Chuloloc]

This guy needs some help.

[mykit7]

Quit your whining your giving me a migraine. For crying out loud. Wa ha wa ha! You're wound up so tight your going to bust a vessle in your kanole!!

Lighten up, you get upset so easily and your'e supposed to be on God's side? Does he employ whiners?? I think not. Shame on you. IF that is the best you have your best won't do.

[BigSmallVillage]

A comedian.

[bioravage]

hahah what a quake... i ohnestly cant tell if this is like a real guy being stupid or a skit from a show like mad tv, SNL, that kind of thing lol

"5 SATANISTS CAME TO MY DOOR AND THNREATEND MY LIFE!!" lmao what a fool

[PissedOff13]

satanists do not sacrifice babies, fuckwad. if you're gonna bash satanism, educate yourself on the subject first or you're gonna make yourself look even more retarded later when you start spouting off lies and misinterpreting everything that satanism is about.

[xDunkinMANx]

I agree. Even though i beleive in god, and i hate satan. if someone is a Satanist, i will treat them as a normal person. because they dont kill innocent people, they dont even kill animals just for fun, only for food. sacrificing babies is a lie.

[offblinkfoot]

it isn't..go to Google and type it in there was a whole article in it on the newspapers...they planned to sacrifice some Irish girl on an altar. FUCK SATANISTS THEY'RE WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT

[2handed]

no your a worthless peice of shit. maybe if you narrow minded fucks did a little reading of REAL books not that dogmatic peice of toilet paper the bible youd learn learn someting. and you fucking christians are one to talk. you kow your religion has killed more fuckin people than those psychos in the middle east.

[poopmasterpoop]

funny christians ^_^ soo gay!

One of Satan's morals is to not harm your fellow animals! That's one of the sins in Satansim...

So, he's lying >:(

WAT A PUSSY BITCH!

[time4truth]

The Bible says "All have sinned" (Romans 3:23)

EVERYONE-can you honestly say you have never lied or thought any wrong thing ever?

The Bible says that because of sin, we are on our way to Hell-there is nothing we can do to save ourselves.

The Bible teaches that Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven because he shed his blood for us. (John 14:6, 1 Tim 2:5, Colossians 1:14)

Accept Jesus Christ in your heart as Lord and Saviour, thanking Him for dying for your sins.

[danxenatro]

Is that Sam Kinison?

[BlastFurnaceCanada]

Nope. It's Jonathan "Screaming Boy" Bell, the Canadian hairdresser turned preacher -- turned hairdresser. Last we heard, he was on the run from the law on money issues. Oh, and he's a convicted sex offender too.

[Manakau18]

Sorry about your car dude.LOL

[bobjones864]

This is outstanding.

What's great is that I started giggling just before the video cut to "Don't you laugh at me!"

Purrrfect.

[hailsatanhailanton]

haha! this guys a HACK! the ninth satanic rule of the earth is Do not harm little children.

[Apollyn186]

lol, I needed a good laugh.

[ncguy14]

omg so funny!!!XD ,but satanist dont do that crap if they do they are fucking stupid

[Redmeddle]

LOL thanks I needed that. that was the funniest thing in weeks.

[Twiggenz]

XDXDXD DORITOS

[AlreadyKnownAs]

that was good.. with a happy ending too... lol

[rikogmektig]

satanists rule no.7 dont harm small children.

the rule to live dont hurt anybody hwo dosent deserve it.

this is 2 small parts in satanism we dont hurt anybody.

[johnjohn760]

lol this guy is so dumb satanist dont do dhat shit .. this guy just lied twice .. hahahahha dumb ass shit ..

[Chuloloc]

This guys is a self-rightous asshole. His pratronzing words will get him nowhere. Fuck him.

[gothic0gazaneo]

Fuck Jesus!!!!

[AdrenalineAndLove]

Fuck Jesus, fuck God, fuck religion.

[gothic0gazaneo]

Oh yes!! Copenhagen he? Nice. Goth?

[AdrenalineAndLove]

Copenhagen? Yes. Goth? In spirit. I don't dress like a goth, because there's way too many stereotyping dumbfuck morons who judges people over the way they dress. But I love the goth look, and I'm a goth at heart.

[Punkrockjazzfunk]

it is comedy. rasies the point of preachers shouting all the time. when my teacher does a lecture he doesnt shout. maybe preachers are so poor they cant afford a microphone???? and ohhhh the bloody organ hahaha ive got one but at least i can make it sound good. get ray from the doors on the case - he'll show ya.

[musmann]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[pookiebutt666]

Lol.

[vinggert]

Is there a chance to get a cold in the hell?

[KrispyKr33m]

sorry it's a COMEDY routine!

[acjaggard]

Is it?? He's so awkward and strange. What show is this from??

[IO1011]

please god tell me this is real