Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: "My Local Aqworium"

[MrMoviesnmusic21]

Since Paula came out as a diabetic, will Sandra finally come out as an alcoholic?

[philiplonidier]

I love how her Ocean Breeze cocktail is just Hypnotiq on ice...

[MrMoviesnmusic21]

Um, she certainly already had tried that "Ocean Breeze" cocktail...half the bottle of Hypnotiq is already gone! Damn, Aunt Sandy, why weren't you my bartender at my 21st birthday!?!?

[MrAdil623]

THIS WOMEN CAN NEVER MAKE A MEAL WITH OUT ALCOHOL!

[JonnyMacJay]

Keep it DRUNK!!!!

[EglantineLansbury]

"Now this is fresh squeezed tangerine juice and you can see it even has the pulp in it..."

No, I can't see the tiny pieces of tangerine colored pulp. God Sandra.

[xAiiRPLANES]

One for me now, and one for me now.

[surfergirl27]

If that is her drunk then she is always drunk. smh. lol

[ginastarke2]

ugh anyone else think blue drinks look a little too much like tidybowl or windex?

[rockermanmatt]

The first thing she says about 'her cocktail' is that it will look good on her tablescape.

1 How does that help anyone watching?

2 Did a TV chef seriously by a drink to match her table?

[Danyel951]

Someone needs to get that woman into AA quick.

[laceylue311]

Keep it semi sober!

[esencia666]

What she meant to say is that the quality of the champagne doesn't matter, it's the alcohol content.

Nice to know that Aunt Sandy can count with her fingers too!

[ynot797]

This beautilful "crrroal" reef tablescape...

lol Oh, Aunt Sandy...one too many cocktails again, I see.

[aries3041]

So the champagne cocktail included champagne and...Tang?

[westanthony]

hypnotiq isnt like a mixed cocktail. yes it has different types of alcohol in it but its not the same idea as a cosmo or something. fail

[CFforLL2011]

The Ocean Breeze glass is leaning away from her in fear.

[705JRC]

@CFforLL2011 What she really needs is to design Thomas Kinkade cottages.  I feel like that's her style...

[SMURFERLICIOUSLuvz]

one word, LOL.

[ptercottontail]

her table scapes are hideous

[martinw93]

haha thats hypnotiq



[stakado17]

i want to be best friends with her

[sammy12534]

i finally knows why everything matches in her house

[undermyellowumbrella]

Yes Sandra, we know that you only bought that bottle of alcohol because you wanted to taste it.



[CranberriAppl]

Ice=semi-homemade? lololll

[floppydusk]

the table scape is grounds for a beat down

[Elysianrabbit]

One for me now, one for me in just a little while.

[PennyDreadfuI]

So, let me get this straight. This woman has a TV show. She gets paid to do this. Her recipe is: Put ice in a glass, pour in pre-made bottled cocktail.

Hey, FoodNetwork! Give me a show too, please. I have this great recipe for opening a Pop Tart and putting it in the toaster...

[corvus13]

Fresh squeezed tangerine juice? I do not believe Aunt Sandy squeezed that herself.

"Ocean breeze"? It looks like Windex.

[aweirdfreak]

semi-home made ice? does that mean i buy store water and freeze it in my freezer or use tap water and freeze at the neighbours house?

[vivandav67]

she also says EX-presso. a LOT.  but i like her anyway. haha

[chadloz]

wait did this bitch just say "the only thing semi homemade was the ice?" hahahahaha. i would strangle her in her sleep if she was my mom btw. bitch trying to get me to eat at a aqworum dinner table.

[chadloz]

wait did this bitch just say "the only thing semi homemade was the ice?" hahahahaha

[witchy90210]

*Looks at the table scape* The ocean isnt that blue, and i can see why her tablescapes are always so hideous, she found out that they make premade drinks so now she is drunk even more because she doesnt have to prepare them anymore

[ohcountrar]

Semi homemade ice are you friggin kidding me

[DarwinwasWrong]

Good lord she can't even be bothered to make her own cocktails.

[pomorin1]

She is abscessed with alcohol r

[Kezco123]

If aunt Sandy spent even half the money she uses on those hideous drinks and tablescapes she could afford much better ingredients and fresh produce.

[sighedeffects]

It's a shame Dudley Moore is gone... she would have been perfect for Arther 3

[AnniSeveriene5342]

Thats it keep watchin.....good.....good now your at seaworld!!!!

[goliaboi]

can't believe she didnt use nectar instead of regular juice

[DX7Alex]

16 people are sober.

[franvi77]

alcohol is to sandra lee what butter is to paula deen

[fairyxlights]

Semi-homemade? She bought the shit at the store and put it on a table.

[peanuteriffic]

"and i just bought this pre-made cocktail so i wont have to bother thinking up actual recipes"

[jamaq]

I dont care how koko she is I love her.

[gmcruz123yahoo]

Keep it semi-inebriated.

[PinkkBubblegum]

"i don't want you to waste your money on expensive champagne because it won't make a difference anyway."

sure, not when you're puking it up all over the carpet

[gymnast768]

pre made cocktails=Sandra Lee. Honestly, it is SO Sandra Lee. Literally her in a nutshell.

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

orange jucie with campagne wtf, so to sandy anything with alcohol in it is a cocktail

[FisHiNtHeReEF]

Funny thing is I come here to read the comments, not make fun of Sandra. Youtube amuses me :)

[ynot797]

I want you to remember: to keep it simple; keep it smart; keep it sweet; and always keep it alcoholic. I'm Landra See. *Chug Chug*

[dsg82]

I don't know which is scarier: this table decor or her vomit-worthy cashew dip.

[RylanGreer]

spa-peggy and meatballs

[EwwwClubForChrist]

Why does everyone hate Sandra Lee so much? Because she uses 70% store bought food? Doesn't everyone in the USA use store bought food? There are rapists, child molesters, murderers and drug dealers in this world and yet people hate this one beautiful lady who shows people how to take economic and time saving shortcuts in cooking? Wow, YouTube is scary!

[MrSuperProductions]

@EwwwClubForChrist Her food only wastes money. It does NOT taste good and it is not good for you.

[RylanGreer]

@EwwwClubForChrist it's partially the fact that she makes money on the obvious little things, like showing people that they can make a cocktail by pouring a pre-mixed one on ice.

[Michelle2815CV]

@EwwwClubForChrist Try watching her kawanzaa cake and the meat loaf stuff. Oh mai goodness, and you know what, SHE ADDED MAYONESE IN A PANINI. DEAD YET? And you can take alook at the tests others did, they proved a lot.

[horsie890]

A balanced Sandra is a cocktail in each hand.

[d0ugz24]

TABLESCAPE

[eatmyshortssss1]

BLOOberries

[Bluemagus]

You just fucking put ice cubes and berries in a glass then poured and already mixed alcoholic drink. The only thing more simple than that is making a bowl of fucking cereal!!!!

Why does this woman have a goddamn tv show when she's clearly a lazy moron.

[Bluemagus]

You just fucking put ice cubes and berries in a glass then poured and already mixed alcoholic drink. The only thing more simple than that is making a bowl of fucking cereal!!!!

Why does this woman have a goddamn tv show when she's clearly a lazy moron??

[BlueSkyDaisukiAyumi]

couldn't the champagne breweries sew her or something? this woman needs to go.

[AngeliMaoji287]

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[geekoftheweek27]

The recipe for her 'ocean breeze cocktail':

Ingredients * Ice * Blue-colored fruit-flavored cognac and vodka liqueur (recommended: Hpnotiq) * Blueberries, for garnish

Directions

Place some ice cubes in a tall glass. Pour in some liqueur and garnish with blueberries. Serve immediately.

[RareEmerauld86]

@geekoftheweek27 LOL!!! I was like "What the hell is SEMI-homemade about that??"

[heartx3jess]

........HER ocean breeze cocktail? 

[cupcakes2277]

don't buy expensive champagne...save your money, you're gonna need it for all the fake coral and plastic seahorses.

[Maneater1984]

That table looks like the place bad taste goes to die.

[12lfme12]

this bitch is bat shit crazy

[JoshJNYC]

Good ol' Aunt Sandy, taking double-fisting to new color-coordinated heights!

[ikancookthat2]

lmao

her show is like a train wreck,,,but i love it

[jumanji321]

I hope she realises the first cocktail she made is basically a mimosa.

[sbalchan]

somewhere king triton is going 'let my people go!'

[albanissi]

"Ocean Breeze" kinda sounds like "Summer's Eve."

Wonder if Sandy has made a cocktail with just vinegar and water... and vodka.

[SweetestGoodbye4]

92 people are drunk enough to click the like button.

[krakhaid]

How in the hell is that an "ocean breeze cocktail?" It's just hpnotiq in a glass with ice.

[cupicaik125]

Let's take a SODALICIOUS trip through the Vanilla-Vodka-filled AQWORIUM that is Sandra Lee's mind.

[ClaudB89]

Sandy is the nemesis of AA.

[PK292TSM]

As much as her stuff turns me off, she still has my respect as a wonderful human being and productive member of the society. Don't forget, she's a college graduate, she took care of her 5 siblings and her family's finances when she was still a teenager. Now, how many of you people who called her "trailer trash" could do that?

If you don't like her program/product, don't watch and don't buy it. But don't be such a retard calling her names like that.

[CuervoBlack06]

@PK292TSM First of all she dropped out dropped out of College and Le Cordon Bleu because she was too lazy and didn't want to learn to do anything. Her stuff is 99% store bought so it's not semi nor homemade. Second, the only reason she's the person she is today is because of her rich ex-husband Bruce Karatz pulled strings to get her own show when her Kurtain Kraft business was failing. When he got indicted she split and shacked up with another sugar daddy (Cuomo). Shes trailer trash and a fraud.

[ClaudB89]

@PK292TSM the fact that you used the word "retard" to shame someone else for insulting Aunt Sandy creates the most delectable irony.

[corvus13]

@PK292TSM Her life story changes with each telling. Sometimes she's from California, sometimes Washington, sometimes Wisconsin. Sometimes there's a cherry orchard across the street from the house she lived in, sometimes a daffodil-covered lawn, sometimes there's a man who lived across the street who painted sticks. No, really.

[wespolly]

Semi-Homemade instant ramen noodles: dump some dried ramen in a pan, pour boiling water in it and then season it with the flavoring packet. Done! 83

[ProfChaos01]

>Hypnotiq in a glass

I CALL THIS MY OCEAN BREEZE COCKTAIL HURR DURR

[ambra7z]

DUAUGH

[zackboomer]

>homemade ice

stupid bitch

[doug55555]

cute lul shell bowls

[Tower1151]

Goddamnit, you don't pour shit from a bottle into a glass with ice and call it a cocktail you dumb lush.

[Loodirros]

Semi-homemade cola: throw some ice in a glass, pour Coke, add some Pepsi for garnish.

[TheLizzifer]

Ice is semi home-made? Ok.

[raphael3712]

Congratulations on coming up with a tangarine mimosa, Sandra. How long did that take?

[wht1t3cr4y0n]

this trailer trash whore makes no sense.

"now lets talk about a real semi homade cocktail. the only semi homade about this is the ice"

[NinjaBearFighter]

man, fuck that slanty glass

[bnj0003]

"This champagne is all about the Jews"

[NickyLess]

That table is a mess. :S

Keep it sweet? Keep it tacky more like.

[BigAlUpdates]

"I call it my Ocean Breeze Cocktail!"

You didn't even MAKE it you stupid whore.

I'm going to buy Twinkees and sell them at a bake sale as my world famous "Happy Cream Kuchen".

[ando1135]

wtf is this lady chugging down!? she would have to make a fucking ridiculous "tablescape" in order to distract you from her horrible concoctions.

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Cocktail in a bottle? Pretty soon she's gonna be drink it straight from it.

[idontevenknowme]

cocaines a hell of a drug

[kiwikendra]

oh ok, let's just redo the entire decor of the whole house for every meal!!!!!!!! every meal must have a theme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[dlb909]

Hypnotiq on the rocks is a cocktail? LOL

[JDXS448]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[adr2001us]

one for me now, and one for me now! 

[sweethen]

you can see how much she wanted to down that first drink before she poured that ocean breeze masterpeice

[ItsSorrowful]

LOL She should have cocktail tiem before the show. Nobody would know the diff! xDD

[bondfool]

KUCKTAIL TIME!!!!1!!!!1!

[Rememborance]

I'll admit: Those are some nice vases. I believe that's the only thing I actually LIKED about this entire thing...

[VanillaLips]

wtf is up with those ornaments man I have never seen anyone hang a sparkling seahorse in their christmas tree.

[Keevin80021]

I wonder how much shit in the back they have so EVERY FUCKING THING MATCHES.

[MsAquarian81]

She sure loves her Alki.........."keep it simple, keep it drunk and always keep it coming"

[pepsemen]

...and this already has vodka in it, cognac in it, and tropical high fructose corn syrups.

[cb52211]

Her Ocean Breeze Cocktail "recipe" is actually featured on the Food Network's website. I've officially lost faith in humanity.

[2pelohoney]

Good God. That nightmare behind her is giving me a headache.

Arggggh...that was before I saw the tablescape.

This is NY's first lady elect?

If I start screaming, I may never stop.

[willbscene360]

I love how the Ocean Breeze cocktail has already been used before the show.

[ace625]

The best thing about her show is that she makes cocktails at the end. Watching her "cook" makes me want to drink.

[FictionWeLiveIn]

Cocktails, in a bottle.

[kittykat2210]

Every time Sandra Lee has a cocktail, God kills a kitten... Man, that's a LOT of kittens...

[heartx3jess]

Good job sandy, you can pour a bottle

[sagittarius8806]

I never noticed she was such an alchy lmao

[lovefordante]

how you noticed her eyes light up whenever she talks about booze? She looks like a little kid in a candy store

[SenorFunk]

"tablescape"? seriously?

[yuishy2003]

Help me Sandra Lee, am I supposed to use bought ice or homemade?

[Drmofothegreat]

i chugged vodka and vomited up a more homemade cocktail than that.

i actually made it back in the large glass, and it had chunks of semidigested veggies so your body doesn't have to do all the work. i'm sure it tastes better then her food at least.

[ando1135]

@Drmofothegreat roflllllllll

[asherel]

omg

[jjws]

"the only thing semi homemade is the ice"

I think that means none of it is homemade

[BritneyLovesSunny]

Keep it simple, keep it smart, keep it sweet. And always keep it alchoholic.

[pattio666]

@BritneyLovesSunny There have never been more poignant words spoken.

[LivingOnDancing]

@BritneyLovesSunny omg!!! i cracked up when i read ure post!!!! and she ALWAYS I MEAN ALWAYS uses alcohol even when she makes a smoothie she makes it different for the kids and puts vodka or liquer in hers, she's a hogger!!!

[1nativeaustintexan]

What a babe!

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Did she wash those berries?

[Baeritone]

I love her. She's hilarious, and lush or not, it's entertaining!

[Spacemarine1976]

WTF?! Is this what some People call "self made" or what?

[Keevin80021]

Its just an accient, but I really thinks shes an alcoholic! She LOVES cocktails!

[MelodyGamer]

The centerpiece is a bit.....much.

[Grothnag]

Maybe instead of advising people to make semi-edible shit with "gorgeous" tablescapes, she should just say "Skip the tablescapes and spend more time on the FOOD." I mean thats what matters. I dont think I'm going to care if there are seahorses on my centerpiece if I can barely keep down my food.

[wicaco]

I bought some Chips Ahoy cookies from the store for a bake sale. I call them my "Ocean Breeze Cookies".

[zavekm]

the champaign won't matter b/c you are already to wasted

[lumrules]

that is the fucking ugliest table setting I have ever seen

[HikarixFTW]

She forgot to mention that all of her ice is made with Vanilla Vodka.

[pinworms70]

After a few drinks of that stuff I am pretty sure she would be up for some anal...Probably could even get a blumkin. Yeah, she is dirty...MY KIND of dirty.

[thejackycha]

that bitch is naming her cocktails.

[BaTeSy0527]

9 inch whaaa... *HEAD-SPLOSION!*

[carmenfatfat]

is vodka that great of a alcholic drink because most of her cocktail contain large amount of flavoured vodka with flavored liquer.

[Annie1962]

yeeuch how kitsch

[Texanul1]

i love aunty sandra i bet when she was young hmmmhmmm fine

[prlovegordis]

Of course the expensive champagne wont make a difference to you Aunty Sandra, as long as its alcohol it works for you. :D and you know it's just right when it burns as you swallow it ^_^

[RainbowSprinklesBOX]

SANDRA, POURING SOMETHING INTO A GLASS =/= COOKING GTFO FOOD NETWORK

[heybgd]

this bitch...

[SASSYme73]

Isn't Hypnotiq a ghetto drank?

[indiag89]

all the light blue and white is making me nauseous

[RaineSageFan]

"Hey could you pass the salt"

"I'd love to, but someone had the great idea to put a fake piece of coral in between us"

[RaineSageFan]

You can save 3 dollars by buying this at the store and then you can spend 50 dollars on my ridiculous table scape

[chelsyfays]

@RaineSageFan LOLLL

[BudgiesFTW]

notice how the hypnotiq wasn't filled to the top.... guess what happened that morning?

[karolingis]

help me!....What? Did you hear that?...It is! It's Sandra Lee's liver.

[OriginalDriverwild]

All the gay guys should lighten up on Sandy because the straight guys hope that she'll have one of those cocktails (or straight guys) "one for me now...and one for me in a little while". You guys who obsess over her techniques, "tablescapes" (yuck, even straight guys hate them) and what she puts on the table are missing the point: her beautiful face and that gorgeous low-hangin' rack.  She is a MILF personified.

[GibberishAndSuchh]

buhloooburries.

[geekoftheweek27]

The only homemade part is the ice? Nobody believes that you make your own ice, Sandy.

[FutonForensic]

Someone please help this alcoholic!

[innercitysuperman]

i can't believe this lady poured hpnotiq into a cup of ice, and tossed some whole blueberries on top and acted like she just cheffed it up.

[sakuraknight]

how are there christmas ornaments in seahorses?

[Karmillina]

THIS COCKTAIL IS ALWAYS ABOUT THE JEWS

Aunt Sandy, that's just wrong D:

[ThaaSpecialK]

this cocktail is always about the "jews"

[vissi87]

How can she honestly say "remember to keep it simple" while standing next to that complicated monstrosity of a table setting!

[2004SiennaAWD]

Nah, she lying! Those blue vases are for when people need to vomit after eating her food.

[athamy26]

Damn this woman is such a lush!!!

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

my local adurrium

[PutRandomNameHere]

I don't understand why she can say raspBERRY but she has to say strawBURRY.

And then aqworium... Is that just stupidity or is it an actual accent? Because if it's an accent, fine, that's understandable I guess... But if not?

Just too drunk to pronounce it right?

[albanissi]

sandra is on the cutting edge of new cocktail technology; the alcohol companies send her all their new products for her to "sample."

[mishtastic]

thanks sandra lee for teaching common sense of how to pour things out of a bottle

[claresa14]

everyone else calls 'your' ocean breeze cocktail Hpnotiq!