Sonic Sez - Lovesick Sonic (Sexual Harassment)

[12FanShadow]

put on anotations transtiction audio and laugh your ass off.

[Vegadra]

But what happens when the person you trust are the ones touching you?

[LumpytoastALT]

So how about that time SonicTweaker molested some kid?

[kirbykrisis18]

One of the most infamous scenes of 90's past.

[Catclaw01]

Sonic clearly doesn't understand American Adolescents. I mean really, how many of them trust cops? I know I don't.

[katandcha13]

Had an english exam last week and we had to write a leaflet on how to stop smoking, but for some reason the only thing i could think about was this! Hahaha nearly burst out laughing, recieving several glares from the invigilators :P

[carusofilming]

The sonic sez used mostly in ytps.

[randomdog12]

Sonic is awesome.

[MissiCupcake553]

55 dislikes? Must've been the kids who forgot to say no.

[bulletbill479]

I... I just dont know where to begin with that...

[sonicxfan101]

Transcribed English to engrish___

Kids there's nothing more cool than being hired by someone you like but if someone tries to touch you in a place so right away they make you feel uncomfortable bet go to, each you are buying no one has the right to tend to you know wanting to so what do you do, fires is saying now! Yeah most important attack cab someone track like you can't your teacher a police officer.

[em4evr16]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

[TheofficialkateAO]

Its yurr bawdy xD

[MrSnowser]

Now what if it DOES make you feel comfortable?

[xAyaLollikies]

Lol at Captions XD

[nouaremyonly]

@xAyaLollikies do fires is saying now

yeah most important attack can someone track like you can't a parent a teacher, Police officer

[roguetrip99]

This would've been useful for Robotnik when Katella tried to rape him in the Zoobotnik episode

[SuperGoku14]

Fifty-five paedophiles disliked this video.

[tls528]

how would sonic know this................... x)

[ImAJ00guy]

@tls528 This is his copypasta response to Amy Rose, whenever they meet.

[BrokenClouds89]

@ShaZaMSniping *THATS* NO GOOD

[bowserfan6475]

THATS NO GOOD!

[hungrycamels]

WHAT IS THIS!??!?!

[RainbowCash010]

sub tittles: kids theres nothing more cool than getting hired some body you like

[MovieMan1065]

Since I've heard a lot of comments saying that Roger Craig Smith is an older sounding Jaleel White, I wonder what it'd be like if he did this "Sonic Sez" PSA in his Sonic voice.

[HarukaJoge]

This would have been useful at Penn State

-waits for pissed of comments-

[owlblazek]

This sonic sez is super vunerable to youtube poop

[xTHExQx]

attack a police officer.. ahh ok then. if sonic says it, it must be the right thing to do

[kizzmysass]

@xTHExQx tru dat!!!

[xdlugia1]

turn on subs!!

[huskiesghost]

55 people are Pedophiles 

[Tampatony55]

This is a bit awk. to watch...

[TheMilkydot]

Put on CC.

[Mrhahajones31]

Someone should show this to Penn State years ago

[MisterJonesification]

The teachers are touching the kids nowadays Sonic!

[redpunk]

snitches get stitches you faggoty fucking mammal

[ImmaBritannian]

yeah most important attack can someone track like you can't your teacher a police officer

WTF?

[tenambo]

how cheesy is that! xD

[OMGCOINZ]

Well, at least he didn't say tell your pastor like He-Man did...

[alienwaregamerx2011]

turn captions on!

[MovieMan1065]

Sonic would be a great teacher, the way he teaches kids about what to do if they're in trouble.

[Poofiemus]

Okay, the autotranscribe is making this even funnier.

"Each you are buying no one has the right to tend to you know wanting to so what do you."

LOLWHUT.

[cleod8]

Oh, man, this is so horrible!*Likes and links to Facebook page*

[Zeldafan3333333]

What if they're the ones grabbing your croutch?

[CheckFez]

MOM: "Want a hug? :)"

ME: "NO! *Calls police*"

[SupCor]

What if all those people he listed are the ones that touched you? O_o

[faselblaDer3te]

@SupCor

Then you're screwed.

[SuperWierdo15]

so sonic y did u touch me when i was 6 an uncomferdable way 

[EvilMusman]

MY EEEEEEEARRS!!!!!! {:[__]

[TinyLocomotive]

I'm more perplexed by the inspector gadget theme playing in the background...

[sveerzvsqubeez]

Ironically, this one has the most views LOL

[MartinThatcher]

@sveerzvsqubeez And what, pray tell, is so ironic about that? This is the internet, and the video has sexual harassment right in the title.

[1Sebas9]

55 persons are pedophiles

[wizboyrocksall1]

he forgot about grandma and grandpa

[sonicdahedgehogfan1]

And thus sprouted a new meme.

[roguetrip99]

Robotnik could've used this advice in the "Zoobotnik" episode. If you've seen it, you'll know what I mean.

[Oscy]

Child has met a rapist!

Child used "NO!"

It's super effective!

[NFREAK141]

I'm not making fun of this. That smile... is a look of pain. I can see it in his eyes. Everytime he thinks about the topic, there is no happiness, no joy... but fear. He has been scarred for life, guys. He is telling us this thorugh honest-to-God experience. Poor guy...

Someone really needs to tell Amy to leave him alone.

[GrimInstincts]

@NFREAK141 lmao

[WeNlu973]

damn sonic teach me a lesson!!

so I just stop masterB*** >:)

[MegaAuraStar]

turn on CC and it will say "there's nothing more cool than being hired by someone you like" ...

[Theicekid91]

no top comments?this is my chance...BOOBS!

[crashnburner187]

@Theicekid91 haha, you cant thumbs up comments on this video. Ahh, it's nice to have no thumbs up whores for a change...

[Theicekid91]

@crashnburner187 i know but i wanted to type that just for fun!no need for any attention at all...

[RawMansion]

what if the people trying to touch you are your parents? a teacher? or a police officer? lol jk DONT DO DRUGS!

[dropdead156]

or a football playing king in space... with a mustache

[micol767]

What if they want them to???

[jamzilla960]

noo.. if they touch you, you kick them in the balls, THEN run

[TheCohagen]

Easy for sonic.. we cant all run as fast as him when being molested.

[Kazisho]

Yeah, listen to what Sonic says, furfags.

[gtavicecityfan02]

the captions = ROFLCOPTER

[MartenFerret]

This came just as I was about to touch Tails. *sigh*

[bigcritic69]

I heard this on ghost

[blackmessia4]

thats no good



[Alphahumphrey2011]

I love Tails porn.

[frakityfranker]

Turn no caps cc button.

[digitspal1]

@frakityfranker There's nothing more cool than being hired by someone you like

[megaawsomeaustin]

this is how it should have started robotnik was chasing tails while saying pingas and sonic stop him and tail tell him what he did

[rfilms3productions]

Wow

[xakiiira]

LOL LOOK AT THE DESCRIPTION x´D

[boynedmaster]

LOL READ THE DESCRIPTION

[greenjello818]

but what if all 3 want to?

D:

[Sonicfan0329]

0:13

The famous line!

[dremorabrisco]

What does sonic know he has no balls

[Anonymadness]

Steve Urkel, lol!! <3

[xBrianxGamer]

lol at the description

[gabriel11211]

@ilovewildkratts1 ok what's it called?

[Witsarunemitea]

"And if the one who touches you is a parent, a teacher, or a police officer, then you're fucked. Literally."

[nuclearzeon]

It's hilarious how they managed to talk about child rape on a kids show.

[ChortortleC]

What!

Fuck da police.

[REALmikegordan]

Is it me, or did I find this sketch to be funnier when the Nostalgia Critic spliced in clips from Pagemaster during the the latter review?

[ilovewildkratts1]

that was made into a sparta remix

[gabriel11211]

@ilovewildkratts1 really? i didnt know. [sarcasme]

[ilovewildkratts1]

@gabriel11211

yeah, it was. it was actually pretty good. u should watch it

[naruto9003]

If this show wasn't cancelled, I would have knew better than to drink coke before I go to bed.

[eitrig]

No kids don't tell anyone!

[blakeslanime]

Sonic's rite there's scary ppl out there, run as fast as you can away from them, even if yur a dude that's getting touchd by a girl and yu don't want them to u still run away from them! As I see from this vid sonic was once touched b4 lol

[Rainbowdash509]

Shut up fatty

[Tempest75]

I find this funny because Sonic sounds like a pedophile

[Joethebluedragon]

Nothing more cool than being hired by someone you like

[jeepheep69]

There is probably a good reason why you can't thumb comments.

[ReligiousHero]

LOL, turn auto CC on!

[indyMachineCristal]

@ReligiousHero I saw that, it frikin funny

[Duckyworth1]

OMG This video has PAEDOPHLILIA written all over it!!!!!

[roykoopa25]

I don't need advice from a fat hedgehog

[Nameless46]

Urkle telling it like it is.

[WTFBOOM981]

do the oppsite of wat he sez

[83knux]

lol! Love the description! lol!

sonic tells you what to do if someone try's to play with your balls! LOL!

[markvtos]

I want to inappropriately touch Sonic.

[83knux]

@markvtos lol

[KralTube2]

I feel violated by this clip.

[83knux]

@KralTube2 heh

[supersonicfan990]

Why if you raped your teacher and told your parents because you trust them?

[StreetsOfYuke]

Nice description, lol! XD

[alienwaregamerx2010]

wow. first smoking, then drinking and now sexual harassment! what's next? suicide?!

[K2SonicFan]

Justin Bieber touched me!

[EternalShadow50]

@K2SonicFan lol

[83knux]

@K2SonicFan omg

[BoomBoomBox100]

You gotta tell:

MAMA LUIGI

MARIO

WEEGEE

[Geekygirl456]

With Prussia, Results may vary.

[TheEspea]

@Geekygirl456 Unless you're Austria. Then there is a 100% chance of your vital regions being invaded.

I think this simple clip had taught me a lot more than that weird Winnie the Pooh video that went all out with a song and dance about molestation that I saw in elementary school.

[Geekygirl456]

@TheEspea Win.

[WarGreyDan]

It's even weirder once you learn that Steve Urkel voiced Sonic. Not only is Sonic talking about molestation, but also Urkel.

[Skibicks123]

When i first heard about this sonic sez, i though it would have gone more like this:

Robotnik: Introducing, my magnificent PINGAS!!!!!

Tails: What's that? Soooooniiic!!!! Heeeeeellllllpp!!!!!!

Sonic: Robotnik, Pingas is no good!

Robotnik: My plans have failed!

Sonic: Remember kids, keep away from strange men, especially people with a giant pi... mustache!

Then it turns out to be sonic talking with no demonstration. *sigh* I WANT PINGAS

[83knux]

@Skibicks123 lol! I that something like that When I herd about it too lol

[Pi3Lord]

i showed this to my friend and he almost pissed himself laughing XD

[vencugar]

and next week kids we learn about where babies come from!!!!!

[1996chimp]

Kids... don't trust teachers.

[SuperNintendofreak12]

Oops. Douple Post

[SuperNintendofreak12]

Wow. I cannot beileve Amy Rose made 41 different accounts just to dislike this!

[grindyourmind1]

This is bullshit! Teaching kids that they can trust police officers...

[holychaos3]

Lmao. Press 9. It sounds like "your pants"

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Notice the completely %$#@ed up captions

[thechanman16]

Thumbs if lucas sez got u here.

[Hasy99]

They had no clips for a reason.

[K2SonicFan]

What if YOUR hugging someone, Sonic???

[SilverflameX3]

This reminds me of the "good touch" "confusing touch" "Bad touch" stuff we did in Elementary school. LOL

[iamchris4lifefan11]

Uploader description: Sonic tells you what you should do if someone tries to play with your balls. ROFLMAO!!

[neoYTPism]

... what? @K2SonicFan

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

"There's nothing being cool than being hugged by someone you like!"

Oh, your pink haunter AKA Amy is colorblind, Sonic! That's no good!

[KnucklesTheEchidna64]

I RESPECT SONIC I DISRESPECT MARIO

[Gamesandgiants]

@KnucklesTheEchidna64

I respect both. I'm the better perso, the pacifist, the peacemaker. I WIN! :D XD

[rimokina]

i love how when you type in sez the z is really close to the x...

[celtickawaii57]

Mommy, Sonic did bad touch to my brain!

[83knux]

@celtickawaii57 lol!

[Arcanine74]

your teacher ?! whats wrong with you you will just get counciling proballey

[0kamisama]

Turn on the subtitles! "There's nothing more cool than being hired by someone you like!" and "do fires is saying now"...

[TheSMWStudios]

"Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!"

Damn right!!!!!!!

[DannySubsYou]

Sonic Sez? More like Sonic Sex!

[nacnik147]

police sonic is touching me in notty places .like that

[Snagprophet]

'If some old man, who resembles a grey Hagrid, likes to chew on your dick for seven hours a day, then that's NO GOOD!

[sango290]

The title of the actual episode and the uploader comments just makes this 10x Funnier. xD

[Feurstein]

Omg the subtitles !

[yoshi570]

@Feurstein First, you gotta attack someone you trust. LOLOLOLOLOL

[roan33]

My mom's a teacher and my dad's a police officer.

[TwinkieMcBadass]

what the hell.

[Chibiusa1986]

Chibiusa1986 Says- "Sailor Says" is NO GOOD.

[jayprice0505]

Sorry I don't trust any of them but I do trust mama luigi

[mariosunshine5743]

FIRST. YA SAY NO

[TonberryNeko]

Sorry, snitching is bad. I can't do it Sonic. I'm sorry.

[soniccdx]

but i don`t trust the police officers in my country . lol

[ReidakkDrifter]

He's right... my teacher can't police officer...

[TheNathanNS]

THIS IS ON A KIDS SHOW????? HOW MANY 4 YEAR OLDS KNOW WHAT A DICK OR PUSSY IS

[ryanthenintendofan]

@TheNathanNS It's to help them they don't know why but it will help them in life.

[BlittleMcNilsen]

@TheNathanNS

Umadbro?

[Gooza3]

Read the transcript XD

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

Sonic will always be my guardian angel...

[MakutaDreadscythe]

@TotallyLisaCartoons What about me?

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

@MakutaDreadscythe

yeah, you too.