Go-the-F.ck-to-sleep

[B4theInker]

Nice!!

[MindlessMayz]

Lmaooo I can't stop laughing xD

[diabloein]

Oh this shit is funny as hell....

[Iareleet24]

omg lol

[ChristineThePikachu]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

[autumnbarr01]

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!

[zealot027]

This is the best thing ever.

[pwner34]

I think someone has already read this to the jerks in Washington

[pwner34]

BAHAHAHA...I never said this to any of my kids but I was darn well thinking it...he he

[queenellis2004]

I just bought this book on amazon, just for me, to have 4 myself and share with other adults. I'll share it with the kids when they are much much older. It's going where the adult stuff go in my house for now.

[Nabo42]

8 people need to go the fuck to sleep.

[lovelara2]

I wish I had this book for my 2 year old last night

[Lunachick0804]

LMAO!!! This is yelled nightly @ our house!!!

[xXEPICSXx92x]

I loled so much.

[Evangeline30575]

JPMETZ!

[Jermaine17Jacobs]

LMFAAOOO



[ChivasBarcelonaMex]

Go the fuck to sleep daddy!! Hahahaha

[danberry96]

6 people did not go the fuck to sleep

[nousforseti]

This is like a real life Dave Chappelle sketch. lol

[Sadomithebutthusky]

Lol. I actually made my fianceé fall asleep by playing this. And she's 23. Lol.

[missmossie2010]

My sister posted this link on Facebook and tagged me in a comment. Apparently it took her reading 3 or 4 books to me before I would even think about going to sleep. XD lol

[golcor]

ha ha i hered about this on the radio. lol

[dijit666]

:)

[MrPlatypusJones]

this is my new bedtime story

[TheCollapsing]

WTF????

[renovawolborg]

dear god, its my new bedtime story! :D

[autumnbarr01]

@renovawolborg lol



[markinbobby]

lol



[007mikeandike]

gotta love it



[imblackjames]

I listen to this before i go to sleep so its like he's reading the story to me

[x1298]

@imblackjames then why are you on YouTube? When you can go the fuck to sleep.

[mcjoshinator]

Hell no you cant go to the bathroom, YOU CAN GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

[cubanprican3]

Next book should be " stay the f$&@?! outside" lol

[Nickompoop]

i'm buying this book for my child

[SuperSecretCows]

My favorite part : " Popcorn's in the microwave.. BEEP. " XD

[SorceressDamia]

I love the announcer voice, "This has been an audible production of "Go the Fuck to Sleep." all serious-like and robotic...I don't know how that guy could say it like that without cracking up. xD

[o0osilversuzieo0o]

This is wicked..but..i think it would raise eyebrows with child care officials.. how true though  i believe every parent has had stages where all they could say was " go the fk to sleep!"

[nurseypie]

Only a parent can appreciate this funny but real testimony to getting a preschooler to GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!

[ipwnapples]

@telemetry6 Did you really come to this obviously vulgar video to make some random accusation that he abuses his children? That is a bit far. I challenge you to find a parent who hasn't been pushed to the point where they are begging their child to sleep.

It's humor. For the record, I don't think I fall into the "cool to be cruel" category, as I have been raised by a mother who spends every day putting child abusers behind bars.

Yet I find this to be hilarious, and so does she.

Leave now.

[MovieLover1995]

The page with the grass I think was the funniest.

[mmlisous]

this story is actually making me sleepy lol

[Naosmee10]

.....Love.

[syrydiuk62]

they should've had one "roses are red, violets are blue, jesus christ. shut up and go the fuck to sleep"

[telemetry9]

Never did like samuel Jackson. Now I know why.

Crude and disgusting behaviour towards children now being lauded as "funny". Man - we are in trouble as a society.

This is just wrong but the "cool to be cruel" brigade will find it funny. Nice of Jackson to admit that he abused his daughter in this way.

I just despair sometimes.

God is love.

[Saber698]

@telemetry9 Dude..it's a joke. Do you honestly think this is really a children's book? It's a reference to parents going nuts on their children staying up longer than them driving them insane. This is not REALLY a children's book...it's kinda funny to think of it that way, that's the joke. But it isn't.

[ScreaminGreenMachine]

@telemetry9 What a sad unhappy life you must live with your poor sense of humor.

[LaxOrDie19]

@telemetry9 This is obviously a Joke dude, you need to relax.

[monkeysbananna]

@telemetry9 God isn't real.

[alteen96]

his next book should either be "get your ass up" (for teenagers) or "eat your dam dinner"

[Gisburne2000]

@alteen96 I beat him to it - check out my 'Get the Fuck out of Bed' video :o)

[LDndahouse]

is this seriously a kids book?

[teahouse100]

wow, this is dumb.

[AeitZean]

i laughed pretty loud, samuel l jacksons voice and tone lends something extra to it, 10/10, would lol again.

[ShovelFighterSw33n3y]

@malloryhawley You are still missing some capitals, but you're catching up.

[ShovelFighterSw33n3y]

@malloryhawley Capital I. That is a capital "i" not a lowercase l.

[EpikaDenU]

@malloryhawley GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!

[EpikaDenU]

@malloryhawley what are you 12, that is the shittiest come back I've heard in my life, get some rest so you have a better comeback next time and, oh if you didn't get the message,

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

[ShovelFighterSw33n3y]

@malloryhawley Dumbest, capital we, capital it's though you could have used a comma, capital kids, capital hilarious, capital shut, capital how, about not bout that means more on the lines of disease, and the thing with the dots. There should only be three. Next time don't fail Language Arts.

[BearlyGrizzly]

@ShovelFighterSw33n3y That is how to counter a troll. Kudos sir.

[ShovelFighterSw33n3y]

@malloryhawley Illiterate means to have very little education as you and everyone else on here can see I have much more than you.

[WhiteDragonTile]

*slow clap* bravo, good sir, bravo

[RubieRose1]

Brilliant! Should be handed out with every new baby when they leave the hospital.

[smashbro815]

My parents should have read me this instead of fuckin Good Night Moon

[Anarchy4ever13]

Go the fuck to sleep!

[Anton338]

HAHAH This is so great.

[bigflamer]

Sam Jackson reading "Go The Fuck To Sleep"......fucking genius.

[blmathew1955]

I soooo wish we could read this at Storytime!!

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★

This is awesome! I think I found my new favorite book.

[harrychalcraft]

A hot crimson rage fills my heart love.

For real, shut the fuck up and sleep!

[MrJonjonphenom]

Stop fucking with me pleeeeaaassse... and sleep

[jauken83]

"...and you will know my name is the Lord! If you don't go the f*ck to sleep."

[kyle676567]

"Go the fuck to sleep daddy?"

"Yeah... Go the fuck to sleep"

[scottericlee]

Fucking Brilliant!

[pherretlord]

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.

[sashacdorev]

Finally! :-)