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  • We got to do more for the homeless!! ><

  • This guy's vocabulary and skill would make him a great English teacher! Imagine him walking in the classroom and starts ranting. "Guess what I'll talk about today? *GASP* A hundred dollars!"

  • NEED TOASTER !!!

  • I wouldn't be surprised if the evil cunts WERE aiming for homeless people more than anything. Maybe to get a nice herd of them to go to one of their "soup kitchens" or whatever the fuck they're called only they don't tell you that their "good deed" is basically a nice means of extortion, SIT THROUGH THIS SERMON OR STARVE! GET BAPTIZED OR STARVE! Go and visit the priest in the back room for your "meal credit". I'll get the rubber glove and morphine ready to check that he gave it to your properly!

  • (:

  • Cool! Off to take a dump, wank one off, and go to bed. I have to teach an English lesson in the morning.

  • isnt that littering??

  • Sounds like the ultimate in real life trolling.

  • I have that same shirt.

  • lol styrofoam cups

  • Do people really do that shit with the $100 bill?

    That's fucked up!

  • @SuperFlameRing Yep. They purposely drop them in parking lots, stores, sidewalks, etc.

    It's pretty fucking stupid. It's worse when you're poor and pick one up thinking you might have caught a bit of luck.

  • You can get 20 of those sweet jackolantern shirts with that $100

  • @WonderfulDenmark well the iPhone app doesn't let me do that

  • when I said "needing a lot of medication" that is not suggesting to you to take so much that you over dose and die, no one is wishing death on another, you have a right to believe in what you want and I the same, so except my apology please... oh yes as for Satan! God did indeed create him, and he turned on God this is why he was cast out of heaven. have a nice day!

  • @childrenfromabove If God created Satan why can't he destroy Satan? Or is Satan a proctor for the test for humans to get into heaven?

  • @metaldonemoreforme I can't open ur link because of the parentheses

  • @ostate300 No dumbass. You copy and paste it into the address bar.

  • @theknowbeing Prove to me God doesn't exist

  • @doomlordist1 TROolooolol

  • @doomlordist1 i can prove jesus doesn't so i can disprove a Judea-christian god by just going to this video (/watch?v=ljRKhZ81aqY&feature=­f­vwre)

  • @doomlordist1 Judeo-Christian*

  • @doomlordist1 here. /watch?v=6dTvSa1rCOY

  • hey I believe in god and the comments are just disrespectful. especially the fucking christians saying oh this guy is a retard, he has a point on every video he makes and i sometimes disagree eith him but i rrspect his opinions and he is fucking funny sometimes. and for you people who dont believe in god should respect others who do Everybody thinks differently sheesh

  • im gonna create a fast food restaurant that uses Styrofoam cups because they are not biodegradable muahahahaha

  • you retard i believe in god and your just a big fat tard

  • @12345678971239 Go die, god isn't real.

  • @12345678971239 You're*

  • You stand there on this video and say all this crap that you believe and tell me what proof do you have that Jesus is not real? I think you must be one that thinks you came from an APE/Monkey? if people came from apes then why are we not coming from them now? I mean the apes are having more apes/monkeys not humans. wow what a surprise we never did come from them after all. today scientist are finding that the bible is in fact true. try as the will to discredit the word but they can't. READ IT!!!

  • @childrenfromabove mate... do some research into the process before you subject yourself to ridicule again

  • @childrenfromabove Tell us what proof you have that god is real. "The bible is real, because the bible says the bible is real." This is the aggravating, disgraceful, pathetic logic you people offer as some sort of "truth." If you cant think beyond anything far enough to look for other sources of information and form an INFORMED opinion, you should remove yourself from the gene pool. You are doing humanity an injustice.

  • @childrenfromabove

    I have read the bible cover to cover, and while it is an ok story book, theres no way on earth it can be called true. if it was true we would see the remains of the tower of babel, and floods would not happen as god said he would never flood the world again. God is evil and good so if he existed no one would support him as he would have created all evil in the world.

  • Who are you? you will be eating those words one day! God/Jesus is real, you my friend really need to be put on Medication a lot of it.

    You know those tracks that are found are better for you than a real 100 bill. money is the root of all evil I see you are a Satanist one that needs a lot of attention, as for being on you tube why don't you start working out your body, instead of your mouth? that would be a great improvement on your part. as for not believing that is your right you need prayer..

  • @childrenfromabove "need to be put on Medication a lot of it" thats called over dosing and often results in death, supposing there is a god, do you honestly think he would let a man into heaven who wishes death upon innocent people.

  • @childrenfromabove John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God" other than it saying that god created himself which is absolutely absurd, it is also saying that God was the beginning of everything. In acknowledging this one must assume that God created angels, which includes 'Lucifer' AKA 'Satin'. This means one of three things 1) God fucked up. 2) God was a sick fuck wondering what famine and disease he can conjure up for us or 3) hes just not real!

  • @childrenfromabove and as i ran out of space in the last comment i would also like to add, that it is clear that the root of all evil is not money, it is infact..... GOD

  • When I was little, I had dreams of dressing up Captain Planet in a dress.

    Many years later I'm a Atheist. Wtf happened lol.

  • i love you.

  • I think you make a little too much out of some appleskins & cheesburgers

  • I found one once in a mall & I did the right thing and took it to the info kiosk, & then I felt like a big dumb moron when they showed me it was fake. Then I took it back & I shit in a box for a week & I dumped that big stinking pile of shit in the closest protestant church I could find on top of a portrait of Jaysus,& I stuck a little chaysus statue head down into the shit & left the tract on top of it with a sign that said "FUCK YOU & YO WHORE VIRGIN MAMA 2." Then I laughed all the way home.

  • The christians are trying to bring more people over to their side, yet they are doing something that will instantly generate hatred toward them from damn near anyone. How intelligent. Fucking idiots.

  • Zimmer602, me to .

    I think that goes for every other subscribed atheists.

  • This video is why I return to watch amazing atheist

  • I remember watching a kid's show called Cyberchase. It was educational, but it was very clever in how it hid that. So much so that when I realized that they were using tesseracts to cross lava and starting telling my peers, they didn't believe me.

  • Men making toast with tosters, psh. Real men make toast by holding it over the fire. With their hands.

    And what's with the censorship, man?

  • Nice message! Thanks for bringing out the funny message about bad God Crap. I am tired of it too. But these God believers cant be good, they would become a killer if they dont believe in something. I know a few people that are like this. They know it s bull crap and they dont care about that. They like to make believe craps and you cant back them down or make them stop believing or seeing it that its not true.

  • I have known waitresses to get this crap as a tip

  • @MTVVH1sucks Seriously?

  • NO KIDDING! Some comedian is dumping these all over my town. I just saw one stuck onto a pay phone receiver. These people need to quit wasting paper.

  • Look a hundred dollar bill......"Disappointed?".....­.I am going to commit unspeakable acts of evil in the name of Satan because of this. true story

  • Atleast Captain Planet and G.I Joe never peddled mental slavery, oh yeah you actually got a little enjoyment out of it too instead of a complete letdown. Kinda makes me wanna put fake hundies outside of churchs just to troll them back.

  • @cultrefuter32 lol. of course the Bible would say that. they KNEW there was gonna be criticism. they knew there were going to be people would actually think about what the Bible says and realize it's bullshit. they knew someday some people would stop believing in a Jewish zombie who is his own father and who was born out of a virgin. that's just their way of making you believe that they predicted "heretics" and to keep you convinced that you're on the right track.

  • lol ive put a dollar on clear sting and had people fall for it lmao

  • /comment?lc=0-TD5UZg77wn0rOhHu­-xYClW3MerGqAnH8p7ZOLzBmc

  • you know if u find another one you could like glue em toghether and make a real bill.

  • @Terra1311 Both sides of a hundred dollar bill are not the same, so no you can't. Plus if you go to use it, they look at it up to the light to make sure it's real. So it wouldn't even work. It would be counterfeit none the less.

  • @xxxchaotixxx im obviously aware of all this i just mean if you got lucky, not everyone holds up the money sometimes people just put it in the till fast.

    its a good gamble to try.

  • @Terra1311 Then when they catch you for using fake money, you go to prison. People aren't that stupid.

  • Am I the only one who thinks this is what the real-life incarnation adult-version of Eric Cartman from South Park would look like?

  • @Tetrodioxide I'm not the only one who saw it? At least he's not as bad as Cartman...

  • @Tetrodioxide Lmao good one

  • christian trolls.....fuck em.....

  • Creestans think homeless people are "sinners" "lazy" and blame them for being homeless

    "Welp, if you didnt sin you wouldnt be homeless"

    Yea cause jesus in the bible never said anything about helping the poor or how the "meek shall inherit the earth"

  • DEar, I,m Jesus and I love yoe,youre so funny

  • @kleinesLichtlein Wow, who knew Jesus was so illiterate.

  • Dude, Rat Patrol was the greatest childrens show ever

  • BUT CAPTAIN PLANET IS A HERO.

    IT SAYS SO IN THE SONG.

  • He said ass and bleeped the hole.

    

  • @TheCyberArmy They do that on tv, too. I think the FCC's rules allow for the word "ass," which is a little bit ambiguous as to what it means (buttocks or donkey?), but "asshole" goes too far because it is a clear reference to, well, an asshole. It's arbitrary and stupid, but hey, it's the FCC, and we shouldn't expect too much from them.

  • LMFAO at your religious nut impression

  • he says one hundred dollars like dr evil says "1 million dollars"

  • God. He is the biggest troll.

  • @JDahlHD He is the greatest troll ever.

  • The reason why the villains of Captain Planet try to destroy the planet is very simple...

    They're conservatives.

  • FUCK-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    my thoughts exatly

  • this is actually funny lmaoo. sounds like a george carlin act.

  • Christians are extremely stupid if they think Atheists are stupid enough to fall for their shit. Sometimes you'll get a christian who claims they used to be an Atheist (but really never were) and the dumb piece of shit doesn't know anything about Atheism other than "It's Evil"!! These brainless scumbags actually think Atheism IS another form of Satanism!!! I'm pretty sure Hitler went after the wrong religious sect......

  • Funny seeing TJ bleeping stuff out LOL

  • LOL a become a pastor add

  • @3:28 he starts to sound like Jason Stackhouse from True Blood.

    

  • Amen tj!!!

  • u mad, bro?

  • I wouldn't give a rats ass what the paper said I'd be more into getting a 100 dollar bill then some stupid message about jesus.

  • Hmmm.. You know, G.I.JOE actually never had people getting hurt... Unless you were a robot. Robot violence was FULLON. They sure shot about a billion times though.....

    And I've been making a joke about how Captain Planet was a "Gay Superman" for a couple years; classic!!

  • @hellfencer

    it's kinda racist that people are totally OKAY with robot violence IMHO

  • @RyouuichiKun15 It would only be considered racist if people actually considered artificial intelligence to be equal to humans in terms of being "alive". People think you have to be made of flesh to be alive, when really we are nothing but machines ourselves. If we build a life out of parts or out of flesh (in a womb), what's the damned difference? The robot will actually learn faster, but you have to be very careful what they learn (like to respect other life forms, etc).

  • I would donate that fake to the curch

  • How the hell do you "open" a $100 bill? Also great work amazing atheist.

  • @SGTSlashRazor well is it quite simple really as to say if you folded a dollar bill to put it in your pocket when you go to the store to buy something you open it up to give it to the cashier and the same could apply to a random $100 bill on the street or the same you open a brochure that was folded or crumpled

  • @SGTSlashRazor If it is folded in half?

    That's how you open up $100 bill, maybe?

  • Good for YOU. Enough of the False Jesus pictures and Fake Messiahs. The REAL Jesus would NEVER shadow these modern "church temples". And they would definately re-crucify Him all over again and label Him as usual a "fanatic" and "dangerous". Ahhhhhhhh...Truth is wonderful.

  • what about captain planet he kind of looks gay but whatever hes awesome lol

  • change the message in the fake 100$ bill to:

    Disappointed ? yeah now you know how you're gonna feel

    when you realize your religion is a big fat lie!

  • someone did this to us at a bus stop. we were just sitting there talking and someone put a booklet about christianity next to us

  • I laughed so hard at the "convert to Satanism on the spot part." XD

    I don't favor said practices, but it was just an unexpected joke.

  • Hey, without those GI Joe PSAs, we'd never have got to see the amazing talent of Eric Fensler & his buddies at Fenslerfilms

    Now, who wants a body massage?

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  • lol he blocked 'holes' but not 'ass' :D

  • Self appointed bore.

  • A prayer messaging board is the advertisement, how ironic

  • Hahaha I laughed in the beginnning of the Dissaponted of a Religous Tract rather than a $100. XDDDD

  • Jesus went to an innkeeper and handed him three nails and asked him if he can put him up for the night

  • @johndebbra LOL

  • THIS happened to me at a flea market odd how i found it not someone else since it was dirty and shit

  • omg thanks now i have a new way to piss off my friends lol

  • Screw Applebees I would go get a $100 whore...<.<

  • @prettycolors2 I'd get two 50 dollar hookers. Twice the fun.

  • @socom117 or four 25 dollar hookers

  • @gwugluud Trust me, if you were a Satanist you would realize that even an angsty tounge-in-cheek religion like that is better than Jesus. I did.

  • This theoretical "homeless person" got that way by serving satan. If this person calls upon Jesus, and gives Him HALF A CHANCE, Jesus will revolutionize his life. God "raises the poor out of the dust, and lifts the needy out of the dungheap". -Psalm 113. I know this, because when I switched lords from satan to Jesus, he saved me spiritually, AND in the here-and-now. satan is the "god" of this world until Jesus returns, and is an individual's default lord unless he turns to Jesus.

  • @gwugluud *facepalm*

  • @gwugluud You are completely disconnected from reality! No, not even just reality, you are disconnected from the hypothetical scenario TheAmazingAtheist provided! Not once did he say the homeless man got homeless from worshiping Satan you idiot! You assumed that, you have no grip on reality, what, so, ever!

  • @gwugluud you LIE i gave jesus a chance every one of my first 12 years and not only did he "decide not to revolutionize my fuckin life" he gave me shit i didnt need NOT DIDNT WANT DID NOT FUCKIN NEED!!!!! you know what i became an athiest for that fuckin reason he is a fucking asshole and i will never care about being "saved because if the end of the universe comes and i go to hell then im gonna sleep through everything since its the end of EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gwugluud

    So when you see a homeless person, you don't give a SHRED of pity? Is that right?

  • P.S. religious people be trolling now, oh noes!

  • i knew that god couldn't exist when i saw 4chan and asked myself why god would allow this horror to exist.

  • @niccilomachiaveli 4chan isn't that bad. it's just a gathering of premature teenagers where they photoshop their genitals, post pictures of girls they can never have, they ask advice for some of the stupidest shit possible, post pictures of decapitated and mutilated animals, talk about impregnating their mother and all other sorts of stupid shit. it's not that horrible. why? because it's in a virtual world, where the majority of that is lies compared to reality. you feel me sorta?

  • @Kurohadol well it was a combination of that and mai chan's daily life, the /d/ board is just horrible though. i just didn't need to see chicks with dicks.

  • lol at the joel osteen impression

  • what about sneaking aithiesm into science?

  • @tommy34543 What about correctly spelling "atheism"?

    Nobody sneaks atheism into science. You can't sneak a non-belief anywhere. Atheism is the lack of a belief in a god. The fact that a book written by people with less knowledge doesn't say the same as what we discover now doesn't mean that what we discover now is covert atheism. If that was a serious comment then please, educate yourself.

  • @soundmindwar for example if a science teacher teaches evolution concluding there is no God isnt that sneaking atheism into science? sciences neither proves or disproves anything it simply observes...

  • @tommy34543 evolution is NOT the conclusion that there is no god. science teachers teach evolution because evolution is a scientific theory which describes an observed fact. It has nothing to do with a god in any way neither for nor against one. If a science teacher said "Evolution is true, therefor there is no god." then that teacher needs to be fired and should go back to school him/herself. your last sentence about science is basically correct so I don't see why you have trouble with it.

  • im a devout catholic so i found this funny haha coz "christians" tend to piss people off

  • i would buy 100 cups off coffee

  • @sexyxrs thanks Fry.

  • @tylerfry hehe nice to meet someone that gets it

  • @sexyxrs funny cause is also my name, no?

  • @tylerfry hehe

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  • Funny stuff :)

  • Don't beat me up D: PS I'm a manager at a sonic.... 

  • Dont sweat the small stuff , because the people that sneak in (god) stuff will get theirs in the final demise of the world.

  • I would find the person that makes these and kill them

  • @MrTrilliondollarman You are an evil hypocrite, a coward and a self hating racist who has already admitted to believing those of European descent to have once had "vastly superior" blood. There is no way a true heaven could be filled with evil people like you. You are just another Hitler only luckily for us all, nobody takes you seriously and you have ZERO charisma or leadership skills. If you do not reply to this within 24 hours, it means you admit this is true.

  • @osamasho1 : I don't know that there isn't any God. I know that there is one. Science has not even begun to comprehensibly explain how life began. Having a purpose is the only thing that keeps me from being a narcissistic person. Otherwise I would be living only for myself and I would not care about other people.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    Just because science haven't discovered everything doesn't mean you can fill in the blanks with whatever horseshit you can think of.

  • @ThatMan0verThere : God is the Creator, He makes the rules. I didn't think up the Bible. It was written long before I was born.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    thats why man have nipples. Idiot.

  • @Basketalbi : What the heck does that have to do with anything?

  • @osamasho1 : Understanding the science of the world doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the world making sense. Maybe "world" isn't the right word. "Life" is probably a more accurate term. Life doesn't make sense without God (to me, at least).

  • @osamasho1 : It is easy for the non-believer to push God out of the equation.

  • @osamasho1 : To me, the world doesn't make sense without God.

    It's not necessarily that He cares what it looks like. As I said, it was a covenant between God and man.

  • People, stop arguing with religious fundamentalists! Your not going to change their small, warped minds, and the more you talk science, and the more you talk philosophy and history, the more you risk revealing your own ignorant stupidity. Atheism is not a free ticket to genius, you clowns. Plus the Christians feed off the attention. It makes them stronger. So ignore the pitiful little fools. K? K.

  • @osamasho1 : Circumcision was originally a covenant between God and man. Why God made the human body the way He did, I don't know. The best answer I can give you there is that the Bible says that we are made in God's image.

    I must have gotten some faulty information. I was under the impression that circumcision does have health benefits, such as preventing penile cancer.

  • @osamasho1 : Off the top of my head, I can tell you that in the Bible God commands the circumcision of children when they are eight days old, which is the ideal day to perform a circumcision because a baby's Vitamin K count is at its peak on day eight.

  • @osamasho1 : The Bible refers to the Earth as a sphere or a circle. The last time I checked, both a sphere and a circle were round. A sphere usually refers to a circle that is 3D. Therefore the Bible does not in any way say that the Earth is flat.

    To my knowledge, the Bible does not identify masturbation as an unhealthy act, though I'll have to look that one up.

  • @osamasho1 : I really don't care if you think I'm stupid or not.

  • @MrTrilliondollarman You are a pathetic excuse for a human being and a text book example of the kind of evil garbage religion can potentially produce. People like you create Richard Dawkins, Bill Maher and @TheAmazingAtheist. You have been wrong about everything and we all find your hypocritically disrespectful behavior to be pathetic and sad. If you fail to reply to this within 24 hours, you will be admitting everything I said about you is true and that you are too cowardly to say it outright.

  • @osamasho1 : There is plenty of evidence. The Bible is chalk full of scientific accuracies.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    That's... that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

    I don't mind if people are religious, but damn, christians MUST know how up the walls stupid that book is?

    Also, why should I like this "God" fella? He seems like an awful person from what I read in the Bible, I mean, all that global scale mass murder, didn't he drown the entire world for some petty bullshit excuse?

    Jesus seems like an alright dude, but his dad comes of as SUCH an asshole!

    Also, I feel sorry for the hobo.

  • @ThatMan0verThere : Humanity was once wiped from the Earth because the people were evil.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    Well, God comes of as an even more evil entity since he committed global genocide.

    No matter how you look at it, he is a mass murderer, with a kill count higher than Hitler and Stalin combined.

  • @ThatMan0verThere : God has the right to take a life. Hitler and Stalin did not.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    He has the right to do this by who's definition? His own? Yeah, I'm not buying that.

  • @ThatMan0verThere : I hate to sound corny, but the pot doesn't tell the potter what to do.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    The fuck does that mean?

    Well, I guess the pot COULD tell him what to do, if he was a frantic delusional madman, or if he smoked pot.

    Still, he has the right to kill because he says so? That's really not a convincing argument. In fact, that's a bullshit argument assholes use to assert themselves when they can't come up with something clever.

  • @osamasho1 : According to Romans 1, God has provided everything we need in order to believe in Him, so on Judgment Day, man will be without excuse. There's a justification for you right there.

    The Bible does not in any way, shape, or form contradict itself.

  • @osamasho1 : Technically, it is, you are right about that. But as I said, the very existence of the Book of Mormon directly contradicts the Bible, so most do not consider it a Christian religion.

    I'm 22 years old and I'm not dead yet, so I consider myself a reasonable person.

  • @osamasho1 : I was raised in a Mormon household. I quickly turned my back on that religion when I was about 16. The only thing I was indoctrinated with as a child was the Book of Mormon, a book that directly contradicts the Bible by its very existence.

  • @osamasho1 : Will the phrase "somewhat verifiable" make you simmer down?

  • @osamasho1 : Many historians agree that there once was at least a man named Jesus. The question is whether or not He was Divine.

  • @osamasho1 : I am getting tired of going over this with you. The non-miraculous can be verified, which is why I don't believe in Allah. The miraculous takes faith. So it is both.

  • @osamasho1 : As I said, the miraculous takes faith.

  • @osamasho1 I agree that people can easily be conditioned....and dumbed down ... ect.

    But wheres the PROOF that we "killed" bin laden? lol...we dumped his body in the sea? LMAO

    how convienant....

  • Message me when you have PROOF of these things you say.........

  • @osamasho1 Im not a 911 "truther" i dont care about 911.... i live in Cali.

    But I DO prefer the truth over lies....Osama died around 2002. it was confirmed.

  • @osamasho1 Jesus disnt exist...neither did Osama Bin Laden..... we made em up to controll shit.

  • @osamasho1 : I'm not going to do your research for you. You're perfectly capable of doing that. People and places have been verified. The miraculous takes faith. The basic definition of faith is believing without seeing or knowing.