The War is Coming

[tomburley]

Could have been that he'd put deisel in by mistake...or at least the wrong grade fuel. Don't envy your lungs on this one

[itsablack1]

Glad to see you still have a sense of homour ? ;-)

[yenrodtheoriginal]

Dave - i hope this aint you singing...stick to the day job !!!

[simplyroxyful]

WE ARE ALL ROAD USERS, There is no war between cars & bikes, only the war for views on youtube.

[sirarrgh]

@simplyroxyful Again, whoosh!

[alex871uk]

what a lame cover of duran

[SPIRITintheBOTTLE]

automatic transmiton fluid leaks onto exhaust = smoke

[itsablack1]

@SPIRITintheBOTTLE

piston rings worn out = smoke

[kepko]

its actually james bond  with his secret smoke screen to avoid magnatom taking any video

[stop4stuff]

looks like you were just unlucky to be behind the x5 when its turbo melted

[mr420B]

see, this is why cyclists pay zero 'road tax'- on a bad day a car emits all this pollution, and a bad day in terms of pollution for a cyclist would be if he farts occasionally!

[AntiFalconPunch]

@mr420B

Cars don't pay road tax either, just excise duty for their licence. Though the pollution thing makes sense :-D

[starinthesky1]

Unleash smokescreen attack!

How would you retaliate Magnatom? :p

[magnatom]

@Aerozine50 He did turn off the main road shortly after the video. I suspect the problem had only just occured.

[sjuas690]

There's nothing I dislike more that having to breath the fumes of some crap piece on junk on the roads.

[Cliffjumper24]

Another road tax dodger??

Somehow I think his VED rating doesn't match his emissions!! Heh heh!!

[gadgetmind]

Bloody hell, that thing was smoking like a teenage schoolgirl!

[pumpkinzer0]

Lol

[mycommutetowork]

I love that smell of when a turbo destroys its self

[Fuzy2K]

I don't believe that was on purpose.

Now, if he had his windshield washers spraying over the roof, -that- would have been war... :P

[guunther1]

Damn Germans, still refining their gassing technique's

[Camsplint]

That's not just any smoke, that's highly expensive fully synthetic engine oil smoke from what remains of an expensive German car :)

Every little helps, as the other lot say :)

[Crana]

ahh... you smell that?  That's the smell of a massive repair bill.

[schneil]

@Aerozine50 Blue smoke=burning oil, Black smoke=carbon (unburnt fuel), white smoke=water (steam). I'd say blue on that vid.

[alexwarrior1]

The smoke is from battle-damage taken during the war!

[Cyberwwwizard]

The car is more likely to have been stolen and heavily abused...

[fattpieceofcrap]

nice. go eat a bunch of beans and spoiled bacon and ride in front of him next time and pay him back

[amurphy245]

bloody hell

[flamesecureUK]

is it just me or is there no sound?

[04smallmj]

@flamesecureUK It isn't just you...

[dronespace]

hahaha what was he smoking

[atomboy83]

Wow, modern steam car!

[mrsoouter]

wow another BMW thats a piece of shit

[Georgie2500]

i doubt he did that intentially to fuck a biker up...stop thinking so highly of yourself to think he even gave 2 seconds of thought about u

[DRGeoduck]

@Georgie2500 Welcome to the world of jokes.

[magnatom]

@Georgie2500 LOL. Did you hear a whooshing sound just above your head...? :-)

[IP1NKYI]

@Georgie2500

You really think Magnatom was being serious? LOL!!!!

[vousden]

@Georgie2500 you're such a nob.

[serenitynowman]

@Georgie2500 we need an emergency sense of humour transplant for Georgie.. lol

[mr420B]

@Georgie2500 haha mug! didnt get that now did we, aww

[littlemckay]

@Georgie2500 LMFAO! Really? You just "doubt"? You obviously don't get this joke, go back to watching Tellytubbies and leave YouTube for the grown ups!

[sw19cam]

James Bond style distraction technique?! ;)

[CyclingMikey]

Love it! p.s. look at your little legs go round!

[ATBparkour]

Looks like unburnt fuel (I think)... pretty shoddy coming off a relatively new BMW...

[joewarcupinhull]

chemical warfare ;)

[AlexA1ex]

Dead turbo maybe.

[CycleGaz]

It's Q's smoke machine.

[smith34n]

Get yourself a Respro Techno mask, all city commuters should wear one.

[CyclingMikey]

@smith34n The problem with a mask is that they don't trap the really small and most dangerous particles. I don't bother, and most others don't either.

[smith34n]

@CyclingMikey I wasn't aware of that, I suppose it's just my psychological satisfaction of safety that makes me wear one, I've never been under the impression it offered a complete protection from all pollutants.

[CyclingMikey]

@smith34n I wish they worked. No, actually I wish Boris would fix the pollution hellhole that is London, but he won't or can't fight the vested interests.

[SkrzypczykBass]

As it's a BMW it's probably all smoke and no mirrors ;-)

[downfader2]

@SkrzypczykBass Best. Comment. Ever.

[PeowPeowPeowLasers]

I hope if you caught him you curled out a walnut whip on his bonnet.

[thefireuk]

Time to get a face mask?

[xliijoe]

@thefireuk Do you use that? I bought one (respro techno) but I do not use it - it is not a good fit, and when I cycle hard (well above 80% HRR) I will get dizzy after a few minutes, certainly not very good when going fast...

Especially the particle pollution is really scary stuff, so I am a bit sad the mask doesn't work for me. Do you use something that works well for you?

[thefireuk]

@xliijoe No i've not used one. I think i'd only ever really wear something over my face if i'm too cold!