Barney's Mind - Episode 12

[MrTehnaruto444]

how do you hide the weapon XD

[jarredc99]

you could not take gorden

[pumpupmybooobiee]

@jarredc99 pls its gordon not gorden

[hawkwolf613]

When he came across the dead scientist with the HEV suit, I taught he would say something like: "Hey, how come HE got a HEV suit and not me? That would have been so much better of an investment because I'm alive and he's DEAD. What's the point of giving a HEV suit to someone if the only thing he does is DIE with it?! I never had one and I'm still alive. That's totally unfair!"

[sheik530]

"Alien Stingrays? CRIKEY! It's like Steve Irwin's Worst nightmare" I met him at Australia Zoo, and I asked him what his worst nightmare was, he actually did say "Alien Stingrays"

Are you Psychic? Greetings from Australia, By the way! Love this series so far (I am only up to this episode).

[IRAMightyPirate]

@sheik530 I'm going to guess you're joking but if he really did say that then neat. Greetings from America.

[sheik530]

@IRAMightyPirate I am not joking, but I may have gotten the adjective of the stingray wrong, I remember it being alien, and so does my sister. You my friend, are Psychic.

[gaararox1108]

2:00 - 2:27

I busted out laughing!

[xXtheDmanXx]

@IRAMightyPirate you missed that the barnacles were sticking their tongues in the alien sewer...

[romarpatacsil]

09:38 suck! what're you?? did i kill u?? ullllkkk...oh well at least i kill *sproing* ahhhhhhh! HOLY S***! WAHHHHHHHHHNAYYY -- HU!

[kirahasthenotebook]

I think Barney hates bee

[MAZZ0Murder]

"It's like Steve Irwin's worst nightmare." Nice

[pozzes12]

hey did you do that locker thig like in sheaperds mind because that was funny

[CloudCukkooLander]

Barney has a crush on Gordon. He totally does.

[dottaification]

@CloudCukkooLander Always assumed it was the other way around. Barney's the tough, sarcastic, funny guy with a girlfriend, Gordon's the quiet, smart one.

[CloudCukkooLander]

@dottaification At least we can all admit that they both have alittle crush on each other, am I right? Theres something there, it could happen.

[dottaification]

@CloudCukkooLander Rule 34 is somewhere cackling right now.

[CloudCukkooLander]

@dottaification But isn't it always? Oh, glorious inernet, teach me your ways...~

[mrotavioo]

How do you holster you weapon? "impulse 200"?

[JetStormAlpha]

you know for some reason i just happened to notice this, why didn't he use the grenade launcher on the "alien manti ray"?

[Jodar5]

I just had a thought, what is the guy in the hev suit doing there?

[jhonman214]

how do you aim with no crossheirs do you put a sticker on the screen or somthing cause i was thinking of make a freeman's mind but half-life 2

[davvvvo]

pirate remake part wen gordon is dragged by som soliders

[lenxlover1]

they put the floors to close to the bottom. it looks like their REALLY small

[machiner6]

lol, you said "What's that noise" when I unplugged my flash drive!

[hazzainius]

@machiner6 yep

[Banx2345]

@knackie2456 It's a month later, but here's your answer. It's the new Source HD pack that is vanilla Blue Shift, and the HD files carry over to your Half Life Source game :P

[DiegoTyrant]

I am pretty sure Blue Shift is a game, not a mod for Half life 1.

[MrTastycheese101]

HAHAHAHA Steve irwins worst nightmare that's some funny shit man

[Tostlizbringit]

@pownagemachine what you mean?

[detw1]

did anyone else see the fraps at 10:00 in the top left corner

[LifewithComedy]

dude has a serious man crush for gordon

[pownagemachine]

wait, Gordon TOLD Barney that? TOLD?

[firekit117]

i was waiting untill barney fought the bee shooters xD

[SunTzuSaidFight]

"I dont like the look of you-" *SPROING* "HOLY SHIT! AUUUUUGH!"

[Hesoyamarble]

the carrying shells  is gordon she

[wilddog612]

Lol Thera Gordon laying on the ground

[Nechid]

You know, I just got to thinking, if that's sewer water, shouldn't he have his eyes closed while swimming under it, or else he might lose them to infection?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@Nechid MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!

[MrDonutTheDonut]

@IRAMightyPirate No one likes roasted nuts.

[PowerfullPC]

@IRAMightyPirate ha ha! I've seen that joke in the comic nerd cubed.

[007SCREWBALL]

@IRAMightyPirate Eh Eh Eh simpsons reference!

[machiner6]

@Nechid you can't close the player's eyes! D:

[Nemesisvsjill3]

@Nechid Would you close your eyes in a 10 inch large tunnel ?

[deoxys199]

hand rails in the alien world what will they be made of ?

[RUSTYgarbageCAN2]

lol QUIT BREAKING THE DONUT!

[KriokBoy]

LOL Turn on the captions at 8:06

"hubbard's bridge"

[tehwioug]

Bullsquid? Isn't that what they're officially called? And you see Steve Irwins worst nightmare at the beginning of HL:OF when it blows up a chopper.

[JackChaseStudios]

@tehwioug I think they're called acid dogs.

[SpecOps11100]

lol it is 3 in the morning and i cant stop watching!!! awsome vid!!!!

[bman97971]

@IRAMightyPirate hey do you ever die while filming this?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@bman97971 once or twice I did.

[kilikolo56]

@IRAMightyPirate wich episode or you deleted those scenes?

[395obuc]

@IRAMightyPirate Still have shepards chocolate bar?

[knackie2456]

@IRAMightyPirate why don't you just put on god mode and impulse 101?

[iamthechanceman]

@knackie2456 cause that's no fuuun

[knackie2456]

@iamthechanceman ok

[knackie2456]

@iamthechanceman ok also what texture pack or mod do you use?

[iamthechanceman]

@knackie2456 for half life? i don't :/

[knackie2456]

@iamthechanceman I mean do you know what he uses?

[iamthechanceman]

@knackie2456 i dont think he uses any either, be somthin to ask him

[knackie2456]

@IRAMightyPirate what texture/mod do you use for HL:BS?

[DWjscsas]

@IRAMightyPirate ah well, at least you died less than some people would've

[31277b]

@IRAMightyPirate

Hey pirate did you know if you go into third person your still gordon freeman.

[bman97971]

bag of holding<douchebag LOLZ!

[Nave360]

Alien sting rays. CRIKEY! Steve Irwins worst nightmare. hahaha :P

[Krakatoa5249]

06:00 There are witches on Xen?

[TheSkatingreptile]

Okay, it isn't hard for people to spell Steve Irwin right?

[ShadowXloner]

God DAMN that last credit slide. It made me unfathomably hungry. I had to make a sandwich at 12:45 at night just so I could fall asleep.

[Iceburner96]

oh man, I HATE TO GO IN WATER IN HL GAMES!!!!!!!! I get the fear that an Ichthyosaur is gonna come out of nowhere scaring the living SHIT out of me. the same for videos!!! thumbs up if u agree. and if u dont....then STFU and GTFO

[nouprajy]

ok wait, barney went to college? and the same college as gordan? and he ended as a security guard? that doesnt seem right, i mean ud think barney didnt go, and if he did im sure he wouldnt get into the same college as gordan, and if he did, how did he end up a rent a cop?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@nouprajy Barney did go to college, he was an undecided major after two years at Martinson College according to the game and I decided that he went to MIT before that with Gordon but dropped or got kicked out.

[jenskeroro]

@IRAMightyPirate Where in the game did they say that.

[IRAMightyPirate]

@jenskeroro In the opening credits, they list Barney's full name, his education, and his job title and duties. You can find this also on the combine overwiki.

[romarpatacsil]

@IRAMightyPirate I can only say Barney learned on how to be a cop before he became

a security guard of Black Mesa but also he went to college, MIT never gave me a chance

even if I was like Barney, a pessimistic person,tough but also learned how to go to the

Emergency Exit which he did destroyed for getting leukemia.

[SnipermarcusEXE]

@IRAMightyPirate I thought he went to Stanford.

[redfatcrystal11]

@IRAMightyPirate Barney would be kicked out i mean seriouly he would have been the most bad ass scientiest bully

[Limpy7765]

@nouprajy its a youtube video of a game, you really think its gonna make sense

[CloudCukkooLander]

@nouprajy At the begining of the video, he shows that, even if not at the top of his class, he still can hold his own. And he does seem to be a Kiss Ass security guard xp.

[Roughneck152]

Bees... My God

[Mtc224]

wait how can Gorgon tell you all those scientific things? he doesnt talk........ or does he?

[TheMoogle3]

My friend once (My X friend) Jumped out at me so i knuckle jabbed him in the chest and cracked his sternum!

[c0mmment]

I lol'ed "Steve Irwin's Worst Nightmare"

[fearoftheboxer]

@IRAMightyPirate what is really in the canister by the dead guy in the hev suit

[IRAMightyPirate]

@fearoftheboxer grenade rounds for the m4. I accidentally said shells when I was recording and just ran with it. Grenade rounds don't make much sense either.

[fearoftheboxer]

@IRAMightyPirate oh thanks

[koolkid1333]

@IRAMightyPirate mabye the scientist had a m4 and the aliens ate it

[Tucher97]

@fearoftheboxer ammo without a gun

[Ghost0530]

At the last part, he jumps to the "water"fall and yells, "AAAAAAAAAH GOODBYE GORDEN AAAAH oof" I laughed so hard!!

[phoenix7335]

Hey mightypirate, um i wanna make a machinima like urs sorta, what recording system did u use?

Thx!

[TheToast7]

I like how you name the animals, like with bullsquid and headhumper

[TurtleSamma]

barney even hates barney (the cartoon one) just like everyone else yay

[double2000ful]

So Funny The Face hugger Almost Pwned you And freeman.. hes Dead.. But Still Thumps Up. =)

[taikwin]

5:16 it's Intergalactic stepping stones!

[zeratul575]

eh i would say the stone jumping is pretty stupid

close to freemans venture of jumping cross crates

-extreme hopstotch lets do this

dumbest thing hes done

[VampirateYuki]

Steve Erwin joke = too soon.

[Allahanna1]

OH SHIT ITS GORDON o nevehmind

[Bakusaiga1311]

how do u put away ur wep

[magma743]

ummm thumbs me up if you didn't like the steve erwin "joke"

[Baller4Life921]

Lol steve irwans worst nightmare

[thecloak1001]

hey thats must be the guy who took gordens helment!

[Codguy77]

hay barney thought of their actual name!!!

(bullsquids)

[bloodyclawz0155]

bees

[KINGDotSlashFacepalm]

I forget... What did barney say he hated again? Something that began with a "B"?

[ColdBeets]

I love the constant references everyone's Valve minds make to each other!

[Darkowth]

You my friend

could

NOT take gordan

[skylar15123]

<Gorden is brushing his teeth> Guy: Da da da da Gorden OMG <Punch's> Guy : WTF?! GORDEN

[MightyReign]

what do those springs actually do?

[Darkowth]

@MightyReign you can get to someplaces in multiplayer zen games but I don't know in game sry

[wariofit]

@MightyReign THEY FUCK YOUR GRANDMA

[shellturtleguy]

@wariofit lmao

[fearoftheboxer]

what was in the container you picked up from the dead guy wearing gordons helmet

[Codguy77]

@fearoftheboxer i think it was acutually uranium but he said it was grenades

[noobmaster258]

did you record this with Fraps

[bboyh8sh8shmann]

Flying alien stingryays ; Steve Irwins worst nightmare

[Pilottyengi]

Eww Ailen Manure

[lollmaorofl900]

That steve irwin joke was really uncalled for because he was killing by one... I really liked his shows. And he's not dead and left behind his wife and kid...

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@lollmaorofl900 "killing by one" ? I assume you fell asleep in english class?

[BarneysMind]

*Insert Comment here*

[ENDORPHINSAM]

2:30 Umm.... YOU CANT TAKE GORDON!!!!ONEONEONEONE!!!!! HE DESTROYED EVEYTHING IN HL1 AND HE KILLED THE COMBINE IN HL2 AND HE DESTROIED BREEN IN HL2 EP2 AND EP1!!!!!!!11111!!ONEONE!!!!

[TheRadar758]

Xen is just like Halo! Mostly cliffs and water!

[TramontoOmbra]

lower gravity FTW

[MrMafiaReaper]

I have a question. When U MADE THis. Did U use your dialog(the stuff your talking) while you was palying or after you got done filming then you worte stuff to say then added to film? lol

[IRAMightyPirate]

@MrMafiaReaper after

[sephirothjenova999]

@IRAMightyPirate well if i may hazard a guess...Mr. IRApirate.. he probably WROTE the script while playing the game, and then recorded and synced it while watchign the playthrough after... would that be correct Mr. Riley?

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

flying stingrays = steve irvin's worst nightmare! xD

[blakenbryce]

I hate the way youtube looks now!

[medley]

ye I don't like it either

[blakenbryce]

I hate the way youtube looks now!

[97berke]

put me down put me down I AM ORDERING YOU lol xD

[Theillness95]

lol so funny how they scare u.... i loved it

[halo3owner5]

at 1:15 i wnat one of those helemted suits they're epic looking.:)

[nack287]

its an h.e.v suit

[megarockman]

He hates bees, elevators, sewers - what next? Is his name Barney or Francis?!

[IRAMightyPirate]

hah, I totally didn't intend for that to happen that Barney hates everything. It's almost like Barney decided that on his own. :P

[PortalStormTO]

@IRAMightyPirate

Yeah, after he gets out, in hl2,

He, Docter Kleiner, Eli, and Mossman fight zombies together.

A new group comes along and Eli get's killed.

[MrCodename4711]

@IRAMightyPirate barney changed his name to francis and became a drunk before valve decided his next assignment was to kick zombie ass lol. that could be kinda a new idea for a new episode if you have time :D

[henrique165]

dont forget he hates places with no handrails

[jacobbg24]

@megarockman i was thinking that too.

[Zachdudeio2]

@megarockman Good thing he doesn't hate stairs, planes, boats, lawyers, cops...

So he's not Francis quite yet.

[superboyag]

@megarockman barny



[ToweringPillarOfCats]

@megarockman xD that was what i was asking myself some episodes back when he said he hated a bunch of things :3

[videocritic2463]

and to prove its not freeman that other guy had a helmet wich in freemans mind he even says "damn someone took my helmet" when he claims the HEV suit before he messed everything up.

[superdeluxpersonman]

wait barney went to MIT with freeman and hes only a security guard he must of dropped out

[IRAMightyPirate]

yeah, I kinda fudged that. The canon story is that Barney was an undecided major after two years at Martinson College but I thought it would be more interesting if he went to MIT with Gordan and then dropped (or got kicked) out.

[kingofcyrodiil]

its not freeman its a guy wearing that Hazardous EnVironments(HEV) suit

[Percylover217]

OMG! FREEMANS FCKIN DEAD!

[castlead213]

lol alian trampoline'

[nJoyitt]

huuuuu ug

[GameStar1300]

umm was that freeman?

[triangle8343]

@GameStar1300 no

[BeRad117]

Waters of life :3

[DeathFire70]

Davy dogs

[FactualOrc]

0:48 way to go sense of direction! LOL

[disradiance]

bees, my god

[69PooP96]

not a very good thing to come after freemans mind

[alvinandyounoob]

@69PooP96

Yeah indeed

[dmastermanga]

lulz. even this guy is already at xen.

[SkribbblieKing]

Did I just walk on to the set of "Journey to the Center of the Earth?" lol

[Rashgarroth12]

lol who thought a blackmesa guard could be so smart

[instinctrip]

i like how u refer to freemans mind throughout.

[GalladePreductions]

You and Scott Ross need to join together to do this together. And Sheapard. You'll be so much more famous then that squeaky ass Fred.

[nikicpicha]

Its Ross Scott and Shephard

[GalladePreductions]

Sorry, I posted that at 2 in the morning and I haven't slept in a day.

[AZNFlipy12]

ya they should use the hl2 follow freeman mod

[MagnitudePerson]

Fred is shitty fail. And i agree.

[LizardGuy117]

@GalladePreductions lol yeah it would uber

[Adde9222]

@GalladePreductions Who is "That Squeaky ass Fred"?

[000YellowFang000]

@Adde9222 fred

[zeratul575]

@GalladePreductions fred got lucky he has no talent

these 3 guys has talent

3 silent ppl

3 awesome voicers

--------------------

awesome

[ClayDemond2300]

What do you record your game with? fraps?

[IRAMightyPirate]

yep

[l4dful]

you kill dads ?? OMG you just said it haha joke

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

lol head humpers attack